What is it like to have a sand sculpture blood wife?

Chapter 203 205. Not a single wish came true

There is nothing to do these few days, Xia Yuan spends a little leisure time with the two women.

Before the wedding, Xia Yuan still has an episode of Running Bar to be recorded. These days, he doesn't want to move at all, and basically just stays at home and plays games.

It happened to be the weekend, and Zhang Shiting said she would come over at night. On the one hand, she hadn’t seen everyone for a long time, and she missed them a little. On the other hand, the wedding was approaching. Xia Yuan didn’t let her talk about it this time, so she felt a little uneasy, so she came here to care.

During the time when Zhang Shiting arrived, Xia Yuan, Ying Sitong and Jiang Xiaoling played uno.

Uno is an offline card game that can support 2-10 people to play together. It is like playing poker. The correct pronunciation is Uno, but domestic players like to call it Uno. (The rules are actually quite simple, so I won’t count the words here. Those who are interested can search the Internet and practice with their girlfriend/boyfriend.)
Jiang Xiaoling is playing this game for the first time. Although she has not attended the nine-year compulsory education, she is quite quick to get started.

At least Jiang Xiaoling knew Arabic numerals, mainly because he suffered a lot due to money matters after he was unearthed, and then worked hard to make up for the math.

However, it is limited to the simplest addition and subtraction.

According to Jiang Xiaoling, being able to add and subtract was a great figure in their era, on the same level as Prime Minister Zhuge.

Xia Yuan waved his hand to comfort her, "It's not impossible."

"Oh, yes," Jiang Xiaoling knocked on his forehead, "How can I compare with Prime Minister Zhuge?"

No, no.

What Xia Yuan thought in his heart was, maybe Prime Minister Zhuge really only knows how to add and subtract.

"Suppose I want to borrow 100 arrows, a scarecrow can hold up to 20 arrows, a boat can carry up to [-] scarecrows, the load is two tons, and an arrow weighs about a catty, so how many boats do I need? "

After Xia Yuan finished the questions, he began to shuffle his cards.

Ying Sitong and Jiang Xiaoling counted with their fingers.

After a while, Xia Yuan's cards were also shuffled, and the two of them gave up their calculations.

Jiang Xiaoling said blankly, "It's not true that the straw boat borrowed arrows."

"That's right," Xia Yuan smiled, and dealt seven cards to everyone, "Otherwise, Prime Minister Zhuge's physics scores are too bad, and with the load he wants, even if the boat doesn't sink, it probably won't be able to run fast. "

"..."

Jiang Xiaoling's face darkened, and he frowned, obviously very dissatisfied with Xia Yuan's words.

It was Ying Sitong who reacted quickly, raised his hand and knocked on Xia Yuan's forehead, "You are not allowed to slander Prime Minister Zhuge!"

"Yes, yes. I know I'm wrong," Xia Yuan nodded, "Actually, when I read Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the person I admired the most when I was young was Prime Minister Zhuge. Since I was a child, I hope to be as knowledgeable and resourceful as him when I grow up. If you are a high official, you can still marry a smart but not pretty wife."

"Hmph, that's about the same."

Ying Sitong rubbed Jiang Xiaoling's shoulders, "Sister Ling, just because he admires Prime Minister Zhuge so much, don't be as knowledgeable as him."

Jiang Xiaoling raised his head, "No."

After Xia Yuan dealt the cards to everyone, he continued, "Unfortunately, none of the dreams I just mentioned have come true."

"Hahaha...you are really worthless..."

Ying Sitong laughed wildly, but with a smile, she suddenly remembered something, and the laughter suddenly stuck in her throat.

"Wait, what are the dreams you just mentioned?"

"Don't dare, it's all over." Xia Yuan silently picked up the cards and quickly changed the subject, "What is the bet we lost?"

Although Jiang Xiaoling is not good at mathematics and has never received nine-year compulsory education, but because she has been a family general for a long time, her memory is first-rate. She sat beside her, holding a card and silently counting Xia Yuan's wishes just now——

"First, I hope to be as knowledgeable as Prime Minister Zhuge when I grow up."

"Yeah," Ying Sitong nodded earnestly, and turned around to make fun of Xia Yuan, "Students like you who didn't even get into college, what right do you have to say that you want to be like Prime Minister Zhuge?"

"Yes, yes, I'm a scumbag, do you still want to play?"

"What about the second?" Ying Sitong didn't care about Xia Yuan's words at all.

Jiang Xiaoling said, "The second is to become a high-ranking official when I grow up."

Xia Yuan hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, it's only three things. Let's stop here and tell me what the bet is?"

"Hmph, I knew you were talking bad about me!" Ying Sitong clasped her hands angrily, "No, I want to listen to the third one. He must be mocking me in a different way."

"Jiang Xiaoling, Sister Ling," Xia Yuan broke out in a cold sweat, "Let's play cards, and I'll buy you an ice cream later."

Ying Sitong hurriedly made a comparison, "I'll give you two!"

Jiang Xiaoling nodded understandingly, "Third, Xia Yuan said that he hopes to marry a smart but not beautiful wife when he grows up."

"Haha, I knew he didn't speak well of me..." Ying Sitong clenched her fists, ready to settle the score with Xia Yuan, but when her palms were raised high, she stopped suddenly.

"Wait, you just said that none of your wishes came true, so..."

As Ying Sitong thought about it, the annoyance on his face gradually turned into happiness, and then from happiness to shyness.

The beautiful young woman of the blood race patted Xia Yuan on the shoulder, "I hate it, I don't want to be so boastful."

ha? !

Xia Yuan was a little dazed, but after a little thought, he immediately understood——

"Hey, I really haven't realized a single wish."

This daughter-in-law is beautiful, but she is also stupid enough.

……

"Wife, did you hit me on the head just now?" Xia Yuan chuckled, "Then why don't we play tricks?
If the loser has a few cards left in his hand, he will have to be flicked by the winner a few times. Do you agree? "

When he made this suggestion, he was thinking that there is really no punishment for fun, you say do push-ups, everyone in this room is a master, and they can do hundreds of push-ups in one breath without panting.

Playing face painting is too common and doesn't mean much.

It might as well be Beng'er, he is very happy to see the scene where the vampire is being played until he calls his mother.

With his calculation ability and IQ, isn't it easy to win against these two ancient people who were anxious about IQ?
Jiang Xiaoling looked at Ying Sitong expressionlessly, "I see Sitong, if she says she agrees, I agree."

Ying Sitong closed her eyes and smiled slightly, "Young man, your road is narrow."

Xia Yuan responded, "You just need to be gentle, and Xiao Ling and I will use a little more strength."

Although a little unhappy, considering the disparity in strength between the two, Ying Sitong agreed to this condition.

……

At the end of the first round, Jiang Xiaoling won by one card ahead of Xia Yuan.

Xia Yuan was willing to admit defeat, sat on the ground, stretched his neck and put his head in front of him.

"Here we come." Jiang Xiaoling sighed.

"Come on! Ah! Oh ho ho ho ho..."

A series of Xia Yuan's wails sounded in the room...

"Do you want to use such force?"

Xia Yuan held his red forehead and glared at Jiang Xiaoling.

"As you said yourself, I need to use some force." Jiang Xiaoling said with a blank expression.

Row!
Xia Yuan raised a finger, "Don't say anything, I will remember! The next round."

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