What is it like to have a sand sculpture blood wife?

Chapter 219 Follow-up 2. Wife's Strange Shopping P
"Can you see clearly before you buy something next time?" Xia Yuan felt a little uncomfortable.

He is not at all flattering about his wife's shopping.

Ying Sitong stuck out her tongue, "I will definitely do it next time."

"Look at what you bought?"

Xia Yuan opened the toilet door, inside was a fluorescent green toilet seat, and beside it was an emerald desk lamp.

"Look at the toilet seat you bought, besides glowing at night, it's cold to sit on, and it's hard to clean?"

When the item was sent home, Xia Yuan saw the price of 1480, and almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

Is it easy for actors to make money?
It is very easy for others, but it is so difficult for me.

Ying Sitong followed behind his butt like a little tail.

Hearing Xia Yuan complain, she silently walked to the toilet and wiped it with toilet paper.

"Who said it's useless? Look at the circle of little stars inside, how cute they twinkle and twinkle? And..."

Ying Sitong picked up the remote control, pressed the button, and the light on the toilet seat flickered immediately, and at the same time, nice music played.

"twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

The sky is full of little stars……"

Xia Yuan couldn't help being furious, grabbed the remote control from her hand, and pressed the switch.

Ouch, my fiery temper.

Ying Sitong, I have tolerated you for a long time!
"Who wants to sit on it and shit while thinking about what's going on underneath.

And don't you think it's particularly scary when you hit it from below?
What's more, I really don't want to listen to any nursery rhymes. "

The nearest little white boat is scary enough.

Now I can't even look directly at Twinkle, Twinkle, Ying Sitong, can you be a human being?
"What's the matter?" Ying Sitong pouted, "I think it's cute, and don't you think sitting on the Milky Way gives you a particularly sacred, empty, and vast feeling?

How about a poem?

I don't know who will cut it in February?
Suspected that the Milky Way fell for nine days? "

Xia Yuan covered his forehead in pain, I really lost to you.

"Okay, this toilet is fine."

Xia Yuan suppressed his anger, and continued to ask, "There is also this desk lamp. We obviously have lights in the bathroom, why do you still buy it? What's more frightening is that this is actually a voice-activated lamp. Who wants to keep making noises while shitting? And the flickering lights are scary, right?"

"You don't understand," Ying Sitong frowned, maintaining the desk lamp, "Look at the workmanship, it's made in imitation of the Republic of China, with high-end tattoos, lotus lamps, and lotus leaf lampshades, which are very high-end.

When I was live broadcasting, many anchor girls recommended this one to me. "

"..."

Xia Yuan felt extremely uncomfortable, he really wanted to beat up those unreliable anchor ladies and sisters.

"How do you explain voice-activated lights?"

Ying Sitong wrinkled her nose and said, "Isn't this to save electricity?"

oh
my
God!

Xia Yuan suffered a critical blow of [-] points in his heart.

He felt his intelligence was insulted.

"Save electricity, you have lost a lot of money on this lamp and still save money?"

"And," Ying Sitong continued, "Look, when you play Little Star, this desk lamp will always be on, and it won't cause you trouble to go to the toilet at all."

"Ha ha……"

Xia Yuan's mouth twitched twice.

Although I really want to laugh, but I can't seem to laugh anymore.

"What about the mop?" Xia Yuan raised the mop standing on the side again, and there was a ring of lights on the mop floor.

"This mop is expensive."

Ying Sitong hurried to his side with small steps like a few treasures, holding the mop in his hand.

Xia Yuan snorted coldly.

It is quite expensive.

348.
That's enough to buy about 10 useful mops.

"The light on it is beautiful, and it doesn't need batteries. Usually, when we mop the floor, it will automatically store electricity and then turn on by itself."

Ying Sitong picked it up, put it into the drying tank of the mop next to it, and slammed it hard twice.

The mop spins rapidly.

As it spun, a circle of lights above it instantly lit up.

"Look, isn't it beautiful? When it spins..."

"You are beautiful."

Xia Yuan couldn't take it anymore, so he pulled her head over and clamped it under his armpit.

……

The two came to the bedroom.

Xia Yuan pointed to a piece of mosquito coil on the bedside table and asked, "What about this mosquito coil? I really don't understand, why do you buy a glowing mosquito coil lamp?

It is a lamp in the shape of a mosquito coil, and it has no effect of repelling mosquitoes at all. "

"It's beautiful!" Ying Sitong's eyes sparkled, holding this mosquito coil lamp was like holding a baby, "I'm telling you..."

"No, I don't want to listen."

Xia Yuan resolutely refused, covering his ears in pain.

"What about this?"

Xia Yuan continued to bring Ying Sitong to the balcony, pointing to one of the discs and said.

This disc, with a handle in the middle, is surrounded by a ring of slender copper pipes.

It looks a bit like a watering can for watering flowers.

Ying Sitong did use it to water the flowers.

But in fact it is a musical instrument, the name is the water piano.

Ying Sitong covered her face with some discomfort, this was the only shopping failure in her life.

"I originally wanted to learn a simple instrument, and my little eyelids recommended this."

Because her name is [Magic Monkey Shochu Small Eyes], Ying Sitong's fans call themselves [Small Eyelids]

Obviously, these fans are real skins.

Xia Yuanqi doesn't come anywhere, what do you recommend?

You should know that the water piano is basically used in the soundtrack of horror movies.

It doesn't need to be matched with other instruments at all, and it can make extremely scary and weird sounds by itself. (Friends who are interested in water piano can search online)
The reason why the water piano is called a water piano is that water needs to be injected into it through the central cavity, and then through shaking, the water will flow in it and then make sound through large and small copper pipes.

"So I'm not making the best use of everything. Anyway, I buy it anyway, and I don't waste it when I use it to water the flowers."

"Ha ha."

Xia Yuan is pure hehe this time, he can't even laugh.

"I can't compliment your aesthetics at all."

The small eyes looked at him solemnly, "But I think you look really good-looking."

"This……"

……

Two nights later, Xia Yuan's door was knocked open by an aunt.

"What's wrong, Auntie?" Xia Yuan rubbed his sleepy eyes, looked at the time, and couldn't believe it was 3 o'clock in the morning.

"Young man, do you want to invite a Taoist priest? Or a monk?" Auntie said with a panicked expression.

"why?"

Auntie is the neighbor who lives next door, and it seems that they have just moved here less than half a month ago, and the two families even have balconies next to each other.

As for why the previous family was in such a hurry to move away, Xia Yuan didn't know.

Auntie poked her head and took a look inside, she was frightened half to death.

"You, you... why is there a coffin in your living room?"

"Uh..." Xia Yuan explained, "That's not a coffin, it's a coffee table, made of boats and planks."

"do you know?"

Auntie touched Xia Yuan's hand and found it was still warm, she felt a little more at ease.

It can be seen that the aunt is really scared, with cold sweat oozing from her forehead.

"Let me tell you, young man, you really can't live in this house." The aunt said in a secretive way, "I, I often see a woman in white standing on the balcony of your house, with long black hair and a sutra pot in her hand. , and the kind that comes with scary sound effects."

A woman in white?

Jinghu?

Comes with sound effects?

Oh.

Xia Yuan understood.

Ying Sitong couldn't sleep at night and came out to water the flowers.

Xia Yuan smiled and explained to his aunt, "Oh, you read it wrong, that's not a ghost, it's my wife."

Auntie frowned, hesitated to speak.

"My condolences."

"I……"

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