Chapter 98 98. I'm Joking ([-] in [-])

A decent breakup requires the following things:

Wake up in the morning, fill the other party with toothpaste, and wake up the other party with a forehead kiss, and send a sweet smile good morning.

Watching the other party after washing with doting eyes.

Make breakfast for the other party, if the milk is warm, if the bread is fresh, and match it with strawberries with stems.

Then in a gentle and soft way, wipe off the residue from the corners of her mouth.

You will change into the most expensive but not necessarily the most comfortable clothes that you seldom wear in your life, because you feel that this day needs a sense of ritual, and clothes are the most important part of the sense of ritual.

You'll book a private car for the safari, the most expensive kind, and if you don't want a driver, you'd rather rent a McLaren.

In the zoo, you will tell her interesting stories about these animals, what are their characteristics, what do they like and what do they dislike, and take a beautiful picture full of artistic composition for your beloved girl and her favorite animals photo.

Maybe, as a souvenir, you ask passers-by to take a group photo of you.

In the group photo, you and her will show the best smiles in your life, because this will become your most important memory.

After that, you go to a movie she likes, and you hold her hand the whole time, and you won't let go except to go to the bathroom.

Perhaps some more intimate gestures can be made in the dark.

After the movie is over, you will take her to eat a luxurious western meal, preferably a Michelin-starred one, with a per capita consumption of more than 700.

You don't want to leave any regrets, so food is very important to you and her.

At around 8 o'clock in the evening, you will take her to the concert she wants to see. The singer she likes may not be heard by many people, but she has a very beautiful voice and singing ability at the level of a queen.

At the concert, even if you can't sing, you will hold her hand and hum along softly.

At the end of the song, this day will usher in the most important part of the ceremony.

When you go home, standing under the sycamore tree in the courtyard, with the brilliant star river on your head, and the beautiful spring breeze flowing around you, you will tell her every detail of your previous relationship, and deeply care about her face. in mind.

Her every frown, smile, and word at that time will be engraved in your memory without any regrets, and will be sealed in dust until the day when you grow old and forget it due to illness or death.

After finishing these, it is also time to put an end to your years of being together.

You'll say good night to her softly, and send her a farewell pom.

You may end up sad or bitter or reluctant, but these are the processes you expected, and you need this process to let each other recognize each other and recognize yourself.

Therefore, when you say the word "break up", a new chapter in your life will start.

She may be sad and sad, maybe just because she will not be able to eat such delicious food in the future, but you will not stop there, you will turn around and leave the place where you will never see her again.

……

Wake up the next morning.

Xia Yuan went to the bathroom to squeeze toothpaste for Ying Sitong, but as we all know, after buying the toothpaste, 80% of it will be used up in the first month, and the remaining 2% ​​will be used up in the remaining 20 months.

They had been away from Yunze City for too long, and they didn't even have time to buy new toothpaste.

So with great effort, Xia Yuan rolled the toothpaste skin several times but failed to fill up her toothbrush.

So he went back to the room and started to do the second thing——

Wake each other up with a forehead kiss and send a good morning with a sweet smile.

After returning to the room and taking a look, Xia Yuan frowned with some disgust.

As we all know, the beautiful young woman of the blood race has always had a bad sleeping position. She always sleeps on her stomach, with her hair covering her face and drool all over the place.

Xia Yuan parted her hair, and touched her face lightly with his lips.

When eating breakfast in the morning, Ying Sitong coughed violently because she was a little anxious to eat.

She sprayed out the bread mixed with milk, and some residue flowed from the corners of her mouth and nose.

Xia Yuan hesitated for a moment, and handed her a tissue.

After breakfast, Xia Yuan changed into a white suit, which he specially ordered for 2000 yuan when he went to audition for an urban comedy.

Because the weather was getting warmer, Ying Sitong only wore a white thin sweater and a pair of jeans.

Casual and casual looking, the nice thing about a flat body is that it doesn't matter what you wear.

Anyway, what the other party looks at is the face, as long as the face is good-looking, it is good-looking.

On the way to ride, Xia Yuan was splashed with mud by a passing car.

This time is the rainy season, so it rained all night yesterday.

Spots on the white suit pants.

Xia Yuan thought to himself how could he be so unlucky.

……

When they arrived at the wildlife park, Ying Sitong excitedly ran to see the sloths.

She said that her ideal in life is to be like a sloth, who can sleep for 22 hours a day and spend two hours eating.

This kind of life is much better than salted fish.

The corner of Xia Yuan's mouth twitched twice, and he didn't know where to start with all the prepared lines about animals.

Walking around in the zoo, maybe because of the cloudy weather, there are not many tourists in the zoo. Monkeys in the distance are jumping on the trees, and some deer occasionally come out of the woods to look for food on the grass.

Xia Yuan took a photo of Ying Sitong with Xiaolu.

The only fly in the ointment was that when Ying Sitong knelt down and hugged the little deer's head, the little cutie licked it with her tongue.

Mixed with the fragrance of green grass, the face of the beautiful young woman of the blood race is like noodles in clear soup.

In a way, this is really a photo full of compositional art and real life flavor.

The photos that Xia Yuan begged passers-by to take were not satisfactory.

Behind the group photo of the two, a red-faced monkey squatted on a tree holding a branch with both hands in an indecent gesture of firing a cannon.

Perhaps it was a popular shooting method in the age of aunts——

She made the heads of the two people very large, and the one of Zhou Wuzheng Wang just made the upper bodies of the two people fill the photo frame.

In this 1 minute, Xia Yuan accepted one thing——

Nine out of ten accidents in the world.

Most of the well-made plans will have some emergencies.

Nothing is perfect.

Therefore, the mind of the person should be calm. Although the process has been tortuous, the general direction is still correct.

After that, Xia Yuan took Ying Sitong to watch the movie she proposed.

Unexpectedly, less than 5 minutes into the opening, the beautiful young woman of the blood race fell asleep, and she couldn't wake up the whole time.

Except for the matter of holding her hand, everything else was not carried out according to Xia Yuan's plan.

After the movie ended, Xia Yuan took Ying Sitong to eat western food.

Michelin-star restaurants with a per capita consumption of more than 700 need to be booked in advance. Xia Yuan is late and there is no place, and the queue is expected to be more than 2 hours.

Two people ate a steak at Bi Zuo Ke, which is 75 per person.

Among them, two bear children were running in the store and throwing food to play.

A piece of pizza covered with cheese flew onto Ying Sitong's clothes. When she was dodging, the pizza hit the boy behind her. The boy pulled over the tablecloth when he fell down in fright.

The tablecloth overturned the meal, and the food scattered all over the floor caused the passing waiter to slip on the ground and the tray in his hand flew upwards.

Ice cola splashed all over the beautiful young woman of blood race.

Xia Yuan felt very uncomfortable.

However, even if the whole day was not going well, he felt that at least there would be a concert that Ying Sitong liked.

When I went to the concert site, the organizer said that the singer had an accident and suddenly had a high fever in the afternoon, and now he can't go on stage, so he had to change the ticket or refund the ticket.

Xia Yuan thought to himself, is this damn a plane or a concert?

In order to book this ticket yesterday, he went to the scalper to buy a handshake seat for 5000 yuan.

Refunds can only be refunded 1800, a loss of 3200 in vain.
He said that he would rather bring a new female ticket to see after breaking up than refund the ticket.

After leaving the concert venue, the scalpers outside found Xia Yuan.

"It's okay if you can't hear Auntie's concert. I have tickets for other singers here. Do you want tonight?"

"Yes." Xia Yuan's neck is very stiff, he must watch a concert tonight, even if it is Song Xiaobao's.

Ying Sitong held his hand beside him and shook her head, feeling sorry for him wasting money.

The scalper asked him, "One for Cai Ya, one for Xiao Teng, and one for Dr. Chen, which one do you want?"

"I……"

Cai Ya's ticket is in the central district, 1200 a piece.

Xiao Teng's is the handshake area, 1200 tickets.

Dr. Chen's outfield area, 1200 cards.

"Steal someone, are you?"

"It's all over, if you don't want it, it will be gone."

Xia Yuan looked back at Ying Sitong, and the beautiful young woman of the blood race expressed that she wanted to listen to Dr. Chen's song.

He reluctantly got two tickets for Dr. Chen.

……

At around 8 o'clock in the evening, Xia Yuan took Ying Sitong to the gymnasium to listen to Dr. Chen's concert.

In fact, before this, he had an ominous premonition in his heart.

Even if he was lucky, Xia Yuan still underestimated the strength of the two rain gods.

It was fine, but the weather forecast said it would turn cloudy to sunny today.

But just after Dr. Chen sang an elimination song, it started to rain cats and dogs in the sky.

The concert was forced to be suspended.

Xia Yuan and Ying Sitong were drowned.

On the way home, both of them were drenched in water.

The rain ran down my chin like a line.

When they went home, they stood under the plane tree in the courtyard, with the pouring rain on their heads, and the rushing water flowing around them.

Xia Yuan held back Ying Sitong and was not ready to go upstairs.

"I want to whisper something to you!"

Xia Yuan shouted loudly, wiping the rainwater off his face with his hand.

Ying Sitong's eyebrows widened, and she responded loudly, "Are you crazy? Why don't you go upstairs in such heavy rain and whisper here?!"

Xia Yuan hesitated for a moment, then nodded.

He is a stubborn young man, and the breakup plan he made has to be carried out with tears in his eyes.

"Ying Sitong! Did you know?!"

"what?!"

"When I first met you! I was scared!"

"I know!"

"I've never seen a vampire!"

"Impossible!"

"So I have a biological fear!"

"I know!"

"Then, after getting in touch with you, I think you! Very! Yes! Love!"

"Thanks, you too!"

"but!"

Xia Yuan's smile froze, and his chest heaved violently.

He lowered his head, not knowing whether to speak or not.

He originally wanted to tell her every detail of the relationship he had with her before, and keep her face deeply in his mind.

He looked up at Ying Sitong.

The beautiful young woman of the blood race stared at him with a smile in the rain.

She looks good even with the makeup on.

Every frown, smile, and word she said at that time, Xia Yuan will engrave it in his memory without any hesitation, and keep it dusty until the day when you grow old and forget it due to illness or death.

Xia Yuan's heart fluctuated for a while.

After a long time, he let out a sigh.

The weather is not beautiful, and he doesn't have so much time to finish talking about the details of life.

It's time to put an end to this period of mutual affection.

"Good night! Ying Sitong!"

"what?!"

Ying Sitong looked at him with crazy eyes, "Let's go up and talk about it?!"

Xia Yuan hesitated for a moment, then silently looked at her with uncomfortable eyes.

"let's break up."

"Huh?!" Ying Sitong was slightly taken aback, and then shouted, "Speak louder, I can't hear you!"

The noise of the surrounding rain, mixed with the sound of passing vehicles, made the whole world extremely noisy.

There is nothing more painful than this in the world.

You just wanted to say it once, but because of some force majeure, you have to muster up your courage again.

Xia Yuan took a deep breath and shouted, "Let's break up! Ying Sitong!"

Boom.

A huge lightning flashed across the sky.

A muffled thunder blasted to the lightning rod of a tall building in the distance.

Ying Sitong froze all over.

She looked at Xia Yuan with unbelievable eyes for a long time.

The beautiful young woman of blood race smiled awkwardly, "Xia Yuan, this joke is not funny, you lied to me, right?"

She took a step forward and put her hand around his arm.

"No." Xia Yuan shook his head.

"I don't believe it, your acting skills are getting better and better." Ying Sitong shook his hand, "But, even if it's April Fool's Day, I don't want to hear you make such a joke."

April Fool's Day?
Xia Yuan was slightly taken aback.

Looking at the calendar on the phone, today is indeed April 4st.

He gritted his teeth and made up his mind.

"Sitong, let's break up." Xia Yuan gently pushed her hand away and took a step back.

"Have you ever thought that what we think of as love is just because of habit and dependence?"

He stared into Ying Sitong's eyes, his heart ached to death.

"You gave me a second life.

I thank you.

But I don't know if this is love.

The ability of the blood race allowed me to obtain a body beyond ordinary people. I was able to obtain these job opportunities because of you and became stronger.

I need you.

But I don't know if it's love.

I enjoy every day with you, and maybe the nights that give you blood.

At that time, I was happy.

I depend on you.

But I don't know if it's love. "

Xia Yuan's voice was a little choked up, his face was wet, not sure if it was rain or tears.

He stared into Ying Sitong's eyes and asked her softly, "What about you?
Perhaps I have given you a safe haven, a place where you can live in peace.

But, for you, asylum is love?

Maybe my blood tastes so good that it fascinates you.

But, for you, is enjoyment love?

Maybe you are used to the days with me.

But, for you, is habit love? "

From beginning to end, Ying Sitong was silent.

She didn't speak, just shook her head instinctively.

Xia Yuan tried hard to squeeze out a smile, and said softly, "I'm too selfish, I didn't consider your feelings.

Maybe you have new opportunities and choices, and you will leave me.

Well, breaking up is the only thing I can do for you, so that you can re-examine yourself and find the happiness you want. "

"no, do not want……"

Xia Yuan smiled and said, "After the last sentence, I will go to my aunt's house to live for a while. If you want this house, I will leave it to you. If you don't want it, leave me a message after you move out."

"No, don't...Xia Yuan, you bastard..."

He let go of her hand gently, and said softly, "Goodbye, blood wife."

After Xia Yuan finished speaking, he turned and left.

He didn't dare to look back, his heart was empty.

He did everything that was planned.

Only the last one failed.

That is to bop her at parting.

Xia Yuan thought while walking,

In the end, he may be sad or bitter or reluctant, but these are all expected processes, and he needs this process to let each other recognize each other and recognize himself.

Therefore, when he uttered the word [breakup], a new chapter in their lives would begin.

She may feel sad or sad, maybe she just feels sad because she will not be able to eat such delicious food in the future.

However, he would not stop there, he would turn around and leave until he could never see her again.

……

After walking about 200 meters, Xia Yuan stopped.

The heavy rain washed his body, and also washed his tears.

Xia Yuan covered his face with his hands, his whole body trembling uncontrollably.

Although the 200-meter course is short, it feels like a lifetime.

That's when he suddenly realized——

No matter what he ever suspected, what motives he had.

But it wasn't until the moment of the real breakup that he saw his heart clearly.

His mind was full of Ying Sitong, and he was thinking about her all the way.

The heart is like tearing.

The farther away from Ying Sitong, the more painful it will be.

"I like you, Ying Sitong."

Xia Yuan said softly, and suddenly opened his eyes.

"I like you, Ying Sitong!"

He suddenly laughed, this time not because of the power brought by the blood race, but because of pure liking.

"I like you! Ying Sitong!"

Xia Yuan turned around, ready to go back to find her.

However, the moment he turned around, he bumped into a mass of softness.

"I know!"

Ying Sitong stood in the rain and followed closely behind him, never leaving the distance of 200 meters.

She tilted her head and laughed, tears streaming down her face.

"You stupid!"

Ying Sitong chuckled and threw herself into his arms.

Xia Yuan's body trembled heavily.

It was like being hit by a sugar-coated cannonball.

At this moment, a gap opened in the thick clouds.

The warm moonlight poured down and shone on the two of them.

Xia Yuan twitched the corner of his mouth in embarrassment, "Actually, today is April Fool's Day, I was joking."

"what?!"

The beautiful young woman of the blood race raised her head, with a flash of anger in her eyes.

"You lied just now when you said you liked me?!"

"No, it's not..."

Xia Yuan felt his waist tighten, and was hugged vigorously by the beautiful young woman of blood race.

"Waist, waist, it's about to break..."

……

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