Chapter 1
At the gate of No. 01 Middle School, Yuanshui County, Jinfo Province, China, 30:[-] p.m.

"Xia Yue, can I chase you?"

Wei Wuji appeared out of nowhere, stopped Xia Yue who was about to enter the door, and cautiously presented wild flowers picked from the roadside, and confessed with a blushing face.

Xia Yue is the school belle of Yuanshui No. [-] Middle School. She has a beautiful buttocks and a straight chest with good grades. She is the dream lover of countless people.

Wei Wuji, male, 20 years old, from a poor family, looks pretty good-looking, but his grades are not close to the junior college line, in Yuanshui No. [-] Middle School, he is a fighting chicken among the hanging chickens.

But he has always secretly liked Xia Yue.

It was about to take the college entrance examination, and if he didn't confess his love, he would have no chance. Today, he finally mustered up the courage to drink three bottles of mineral water, making him as brave as a cow.

Xia Yue was confessed, and the students in Yuanshui No. [-] Middle School were not surprised by this, but this Wei Wuji looked so poor, and he was wearing a pair of cloth shoes on his feet. bumpkin.

A classmate asked, "Who is this soil turtle?"

Although it was still early for class, the college entrance examination was approaching, and the struggling high school seniors all rushed to school early, so there were still many students gathered at the school gate.

But none of them knew Wei Wuji.

Wei Wuji is so ordinary, so ordinary that you throw him into the crowd, and then you look at him, and you can't tell that he is also a human being.

"You want to chase me...Mom?"

Xia Yue was stunned, and said angrily, "Have you asked my dad?"

The onlookers laughed together and looked at Wei Wuji one after another. Wei Wuji's confession was really weird enough.

Wei Wuji blushed with embarrassment, hesitated for a while, but didn't let out a fart, Xia Yue walked past him, didn't dare to look up, before she ran into her classmates, she hurried to the classroom .

In the afternoon, it was politics class, and the fat aunt was eloquent, and she was talking about dialectical materialism, and all the spittle was splashed on the faces of the students in the front row.

Sitting in the corner of the last row, Wei Wuji looked out of the window with his chin resting on his shoulders. He couldn't feel any heartache when Xia Yue rejected him.

hum!
The phone on the table suddenly vibrated.

Feeling depressed, Wei Wuji picked up his phone and looked at it.

A message popped up:
Reaper invites you to join the Reaper red envelope group.

grim Reaper?

Wei Wuji guessed that it was another lunatic who was looking for fun on the Internet under the name of the god of death.

Red envelope?

But when he thought of the red envelope, Wei Wuji could hardly control his fingers, he poked his agreement hard, and then a series of messages jumped out:
Reaper invites werewolves to join the Reaper red envelope group, Reaper invites vampires to join the Reaper red envelope group, Reaper invites elves to join the Reaper red envelope group...

The dense news of new members joining the group quickly scrolled on the screen of the mobile phone.

"I rely on!"

Wei Wuji was dazzled by the sight, and threw his phone heavily on the table.

The students all looked at Wei Wuji curiously. Even the fat aunt stopped teaching and stared at Wei Wuji, thinking that Wei Wuji was scolding her.

Wei Wuji rolled his eyes, and held up his textbook to cover his face.

The fat aunt shook her head and continued to give lectures. Students like Wei Wuji, who had been given up by the school long ago, would pack up and leave as soon as they received their graduation certificates.

Suddenly the phone vibrated again, and someone spoke.

Grim Reaper: I'm bored, I created this group, guess which one of you will die next? (Add three smiley emojis at the end)

Werewolf: Not me (three pitiful expressions)
Vampire: Not me (three pitiful expressions)
Pitiful!Pitiful!Pitiful!
The next bubblers sent three pitiful emojis in a row, as if they were begging the god of death not to kill them, and instantly filled the screen with pitiful scrolling.

My traffic!
Wei Wuji wailed in pain in his heart, this group of teasers came here to eat traffic, and was about to quit the group when that "Reaper" spoke again.

Reaper: Cough cough, let's make a little joke to liven up the atmosphere in the group.

Vampire: This joke is so scary, people are afraid! (Add a hug emoji)

Elf: Ula Ula Ula!

It's really a group of idle idiots, Wei Wuji intends to leave the group after taking a look at the group members. Watching this group of idiots chatting is all about traffic and money!
But after poking it several times, there was no response, and then I went to quit the group, but there was no response.

accurate!

Wei Wuji was very upset, and his mood was even lower than when he was rejected by Xia Yue.

Then a group of bubbling people started frantically swiping emoticons, and the messages on the screen rolled so fast that Wei Wuji was so distressed that he wanted to drop his phone.

Reaper: Keke, everyone keep quiet, since this is a red envelope group, it's time to give out red envelopes.

Those bastards who frantically swiped their emojis stopped instantly, and there was a dead silence in the group, presumably they were all preparing to grab the red envelopes.

There are red envelopes!
Wei Wuji hurriedly adjusted his posture and was ready to go. In terms of hand speed, he was confident that his right hand, who had been single for 20 years, would never lose to this group of funny contestants.

There was a sudden flash on the screen of the phone, and a big red envelope appeared.

Wei Wuji's yang finger pointed out at the speed of lightning, but he was a step too late, and the red envelopes had already been snatched.

"I rely on!"

Wei Wuji was extremely speechless, with this speed of hand, he still lost. Those funny contestants must have been single for 100 years!
The fat aunt on the podium frowned slightly, and the students whispered to each other, feeling that Wei Wuji was a bit strange today.

Anyway, it was discarded rubbish, Wei Wuji didn't care what the teacher thought of him, so he clicked on "View Receipt Details" to see how big the red envelope sent by the god of death was.

Also, what single monsters were the ones who defeated him.

This is a red envelope of equal parts, a total of [-] copies, each of which is "[-] years of life extension". The vampire and others who were bubbling just now did not snatch it.

It seems that the master is diving!

Lifespan can also be used to give out red envelopes, it's really a bunch of funny comparisons, but seeing this group of funny comparisons pour water, Wei Wuji's mood is much better.

Cat demon: Thank you, sir (three cute expressions)

Dryad: Thank you, sir (three cute expressions)

……

Vampires: You diving badass (series of angry emojis)

Werewolf: I don't care about lifespan, but keep asking for red envelopes!

Elf: Ula Ula Ula!

Wei Wuji wanted to make a fuss, but when he wanted to give up, in the red envelope group, it would be better to grab the red envelopes silently. If he got acquainted with everyone and was forced to give out red envelopes, it would be bad.

Grim Reaper: The real red envelope will come next, are you all ready?

Ding Dong!

Another big red envelope appeared on the phone screen.

This time Wei Wuji almost exerted all his strength and poked the red envelope so hard that it felt like he could shatter the screen of the phone.

"Congratulations, you have snatched the God of Death's predictive eye, which has been stored in the treasure chest and can be withdrawn for use."

A system prompt message popped up.

"Hold!"

Finally got it, Wei Wuji clenched his fist excitedly and beat his chest hard.

And no matter what the god of death's predictive eye is, being able to snatch it is enough to justify his right hand who has been single for 20 years.

"Get out!"

The fat aunt couldn't bear it anymore, and she used her famous stunt, roaring like a lion in the distant water, which made the whole class burst into laughter.

PS: On the anniversary of the July [-]th Incident, I uploaded this book, and I would like to ask all fellow Taoists to support me and promote my reputation in China. Thank you, Wei Mao!

(End of this chapter)

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