Grim Reaper Red Packet

Chapter 102

"Old Wei, you won't be poisoned, will you?"

Liu Zhijing looked at the big flask in Wei Wuji's hand and couldn't help asking.

"Poison is too expensive, I can't afford it."

Wei Wuji sat on the chair and smiled.

Jing Hao was masturbating, but he said, "Rat poison costs one yuan a pack!"

"Don't worry, what I took is an aphrodisiac!"

Wei Wuji had no choice but to seduce.

"aphrodisiac?"

Upon hearing these two words, Zhao Cheng picked up the water glass and said with a wretched smile, "Brother likes it!"

He said and took a sip.

When the pear juice entered his mouth, he trembled and was stunned for five seconds.

Liu Zhijing just finished licking his hair, turned to look at Zhao Cheng, and said with a smile, "Old Zhao, it must be pee?"

But Zhao Cheng drank the pear juice in the glass in one gulp, got up suddenly, rushed over, grabbed the flask on Wei Wuji's table, put his mouth on the bottle, and poured it down his throat.

"Damn, could it really be spring..."

Seeing that Lao Zhao was so crazy, Liu Zhijing couldn't help but take a sip.

This taste...

Liu Zhijing quickly came back to his senses and drank it all in one gulp. Seeing that Zhao Cheng had almost finished the pear juice in the flask, he suddenly found that Jing Hao's glass was full, so he quickly grabbed it and drank it.

"Fuck, what's going on!"

Jing Hao was taken aback by Liu Zhijing's madness.

"Lao Jing, to be honest, drinking my pear juice can turn you into a seven-time man!"

Wei Wuji laughed.

"Fuck, is that awesome?"

Jing Hao picked up his cup excitedly, stood upside down, and it took a long time for a drop to seep out, and he was also stunned when he licked it with the tip of his tongue.

Seeing Lao Jing recovering and about to hit the wall, Zhao Cheng and Liu Zhijing laughed out loud.

"Brother Wei, where did you get this?"

Jing Hao came over and grabbed Wei Wuji's hand, and said pitifully, "Can you get me some more?"

"Yes, yes, I still want to drink!"

Zhao Cheng immediately seconded the proposal.

"Die you!"

Liu Zhijing directly kicked Zhao Cheng's ass hard.

"If you want to drink, you can buy it with your own money in the future, hahaha!"

Seeing Sandao's reaction, Wei Wuji laughed and got up and left.

"Pay money to buy?"

Three peaches looked at each other in blank dismay.

"correct."

When Wei Wuji opened the door, he turned his head and said, "When I said seven times a night, I meant to urinate seven times at night."

"Hold the sun!"

Hearing what Wei Wuji said, Zhao Cheng felt the urge to urinate, and rushed to the toilet in a hurry.

Wei Wuji shook his head, closed the door and left, thinking to himself that he had to add something to the drink, not only to make people want to drink it, but also to make sure that drinking too much would not hurt the body, let alone fill the bladder with urine in an instant .

It's undoubtedly difficult, but worth the challenge.

Go downstairs to the girls' dormitory and call Niu Tingting out.

Before she went downstairs, she extracted a bottle of pear juice from the treasure chest.

This is the real finished product. What the three peaches drink is actually juice squeezed from pomace.

It was the boys' test just now, and now it's the girls' turn.

Girls are pickier than boys when it comes to choosing drinks.

"Wuji, I heard from Yue'er that you want to rape a minor?"

As soon as Niu Tingting came out of the dormitory, she asked loudly.

As soon as this was said, the young lovers downstairs in the dormitory separated one after another and looked at Niu Tingting in surprise, wondering who Niu Tingting was talking to.

I rely on!

Wei Wuji turned around and left, pretending to be a passerby.

"Is it real?"

Niu Tingting quickly caught up.

"You shit is underage, you're already 22, okay?"

Wei Wuji defended helplessly, saying, "I've seen her ID card, it's just that she looks a bit kawaii, but she's definitely not underage."

"Well, you didn't deny the rape."

Niu Tingting frowned thoughtfully, "Then the rape is real?"

I rely on it!
Wei Wuji didn't bother to explain, so he stuffed the pear juice to her and said, "This is for you!"

"It's unscrewed."

Niu Tingting twisted the bottle cap, turned her head and asked, "There must be something dirty in this water, you want to plot against me, right?"

"Anyway, you will be mine sooner or later, go to bed early and feel at ease early!"

Wei Wuji said as he put his arm around her shoulder.

Niu Tingting gave him an elbow, which made Wei Wuji bend down.

In fact, to Wei Wuji, this elbow is soft and weak, as gentle as a caress.

But Niu Tingting felt that her elbow was too hard. Seeing Wei Wuji's face full of pain, she said anxiously, "Wuji, how are you? I... didn't do it on purpose."

"That's the pear juice I squeezed for you."

Wei Wuji said weakly.

"I'll drink it, I'll drink it right away!"

Niu Tingting unscrewed the bottle cap and took a big gulp.

"How does it feel?"

Wei Wuji's expectant face almost touched Niu Tingting's.

puff!
The unswallowed pear juice sprayed all over Wei Wuji's face.

"I'm going to die, I'm scared to death!"

Niu Tingting said angrily, panting violently while rubbing her chest.

"How about I touch it for you?"

Wei Wuji looked at the position where her hand was placed, and asked lewdly, water was dripping from his chin, he didn't know if it was pear juice or saliva.

"next time!"

Niu Tingting showed off her rascal demeanor, took out a tissue, and carefully wiped off the pear juice on Wei Wuji's face.

When dating Xia Yue, Xia Yue never treated him so well.

Wei Wuji's nose was so moved, he subconsciously went to hug Niu Tingting.

But Niu Tingting had been on guard for a long time and avoided it with a smile.

"This pear juice is delicious, but isn't it too sweet?"

Seeing Wei Wuji's dejected look, she quickly changed the subject.

Wei Wuji was taken aback when he heard the words, and said, "The sweeter the girl, the more I like it?"

"Who makes the current society think thin is beautiful, and if you eat too much sugar, you will get fat."

Niu Tingting showed pain on her face, and sighed: "For example, I like to eat sweets very much, but in order to maintain my figure, I have to bear the pain and give up my love!"

Wei Wuji saw that her figure was well maintained, and asked with a smile: "You said if I launch a drink, not only is it delicious, but also slimming and whitening, can I make a lot of money?"

"That will definitely work!"

Niu Tingting rolled her eyes and said contemptuously, "But can you make that kind of drink?"

As long as you hook up with slimming and whitening, you can make all the money of Chinese women.

"Tingting, then I'll get busy first."

Wei Wuji came back to his senses, chuckled and said, "I'll treat you to dinner another day."

Niu Tingting watched Wei Wuji run away, stomped her feet angrily, and turned back to the dormitory sullenly.

The pool water planted with nine-color lotus has a very good whitening effect. If the whitening ingredients in the water are extracted and added to drinks, a whitening drink only for women will be released, which will definitely explode the market.

Running into the Taoyuan Valley, I saw that the nine-color lotus still only bloomed one piece, and I couldn't help but feel slightly disappointed.

Fortunately, on that Samadhi dragon fruit tree, another [-] dragon fruits were produced, the skin was yellow, and it was not far from being ripe.

Lying down on the rocks by the pool, Wei Wuji took out his mobile phone and checked Shande and Mingbi first.

As soon as I clicked in, I saw that Shande changed from nineteen to twenty.

As for Ming coins, there are already more than 1.

Although they all grow slowly, over time, they will surely add up.

Then click into the death red envelope group and send a message to Tang Seng.

Wei Wuji: Can the master help to save the two fetal spirits? @ Tang Sanzang

Tang Sanzang: No, it's so good!
Wei Wuji: Even if you don't do such kind deeds, your bald head is still kind!

(End of this chapter)