Grim Reaper Red Packet

Chapter 36

Sun Wukong: You poor old man, aren't you very good at fishing? If you have the ability, you can catch the golden cudgel, otherwise my old grandson will stab you to death.

When Jiang Ziya saw the news, he directly sent a tearful emoji. If he could catch the golden cudgel, the old man would have caught it long ago. How can you let your monkey head be rampant!
Jiang Ziya: The Buddha of War is arrogant, those who are willing to go to Huaguo Mountain with the old man, please raise your claws!

Mother of Lightning: Raise the paw (laughing emoji)

Lei Gong: Hold high the banner of wife, raise your paw!
Conquering Huaguo Mountain?
Wei Wuji was taken aback for a moment, and then he was full of anticipation, okay, let me pour another bucket of oil on the fire.

Sun Wukong: Mother of Lightning, last time you asked me to touch your ass, my grandson is a Buddha, of course I can't touch it, don't get angry because of this!

Lei Gong: Stinky monkey, what did you say? (anger)
Mother of Lightning: Mr. Don't be angry, don't listen to this monkey's nonsense.

Monkey King: Lei Gong, once I saw you kneeling in front of the Plantain Cave, tsk tsk!

Lei Gong: Wife, you can't believe what this stinky monkey says.

Mother of Lightning: Tsk tsk, you are tall, Monkey King, finish your sentence for my old lady!

Sun Wukong: It’s nothing, but I heard Lei Gong confess his love to the Iron Fan Fairy, but I was blown away by a fan. Lei Gong, Lei Gong, let me tell you what’s good about you. If the Bull Demon King finds out about it, you might have to go to heaven again.

Dianmu: I remember one time when you came back with scars all over your body...

Lei Gong: Wife, please believe me, that time the third prince wanted to slay the dragon, so I will follow along and ask you for a dragon tendon to strengthen your body.

Sun Wukong: Speaking of dragon tendons, it was given by the little fox, right?
Electric Mother: What little fox? (A series of angry expressions)
Lei Gong: The third prince can testify for me, let's find the third prince!
Both Lei Gong and Dian Mu went offline, presumably to find Nezha, but even if Lei Gong is proved not to lie, they will inevitably have to kneel on the washboard.

Wei Wuji was about to quit WeChat, but he saw Tang Seng bubbling.

Tang Sanzang: Wukong, you are naughty again. It seems that you have mastered the master's unique skill, but it sounds very interesting to go to Huaguo Mountain, and the poor monk raised his claws!
Sun Wukong: Master, the toilet paper in Huaguo Mountain is not enough recently, you have so many useless Tripitaka, why don’t you send tens of millions more copies?

Tang Sanzang: Wukong, it turns out that you snatched all the scriptures for your teacher to use as toilet paper for your monkeys and grandchildren! (vomiting blood emoji)

Cat demon: Sun Wukong is so handsome, I want to go to Huaguo Mountain to have a look, raise your paw!

Vampire: Monkey King is so handsome, raise your claws!

Hulk: Monkey King is not handsome, raise your claws!

Iron Man: Sun Wukong is not as handsome as me, raise your claws!
Elf: Ula Ula Ula!

……

Seeing Tang Seng vomited blood by Sun Wukong, and the group of friends who had been vomited blood by Tang Sanzang before, they frothed and raised their claws. It is estimated that Jiang Ziya had already seen tears streaming down his face. Monkey King as a helper.

Sow discord, success!
You bunch of cheating bastards, you are so stingy that you don't give out too many red envelopes, so if I get the chance, I ask Zhan Buddha to reward you more.

Wei Wuji stuffed his phone into his pocket and looked out the window. Jiang Ziya's conquest of Sun Wukong would be extremely exciting if it could come to fruition, but it was a pity that he didn't have the chance to witness it in person.

"Uncle, I'm almost at the stop, just let me get off!"

The sound of a little girl crying immediately caused an uproar from everyone in the car.

Originally, the little girl who looked like eight or nine years old had been sitting on the lap of a big man wearing flip flops. She looked like a father and daughter. It wasn't until this moment that everyone suddenly realized.

That foot-picking man who dares to love is the legendary bus sex devil!

That little girl is cute and juicy, no wonder she was targeted by a bus sex monster, she was molested all the way, and she was not allowed to get off the bus at the stop, it is really pitiful!
The crowd was furious, but they dared not speak out.

"Be honest, I will let you get off at the terminal."

After being discovered by everyone, the big man who picked his feet was not nervous at all, and threatened instead: "Otherwise, uncle will take you to open a room and call some more friends."

The little girl became honest as soon as she heard it, she curled up, weeping silently, and let the big man grope her body.

At this moment, everyone turned their heads and looked away. It was best not to offend this kind of sex monster.

I rely on!

Sure enough, the world is getting worse and people are indifferent.

"Step aside!"

Wei Wuji got up and roared, squeezed through the crowd, grabbed the hand of the big foot-picking man, with a little force, the big foot-picking man hummed in pain.

Seeing that the little girl was still sitting on the big man's lap, Wei Wuji pulled her aside and said with a smile, "The next stop is coming soon, go to the back door and get off the bus!"

"Fuck!"

The good thing was disturbed, and the foot-picking man was furious. He stood up and punched Wei Wuji in the face.

This straight punch was decent, but in Wei Wuji's eyes, it was too slow. He raised his hand and pushed, and the big man fell straight down on the chair, feeling that his whole right arm was numb, as if it was about to break.

The big man who picked his feet knew that he had met Lian's son, it was really his mother's bad luck, he immediately changed his strategy, pointed at the little girl with his left hand, and said loudly: "I gave her 50 yuan, but I agreed to start from the beginning. It's less than half the distance from the station to the terminal, so don't mind your own business."

Wei Wuji froze for a moment, turned his head and asked, "Little sister, did you really take his money?"

The little girl burst into tears and shook her head like a rattle.

The foot-picking man leisurely took out a 50-yuan note from his trouser pocket, threw it at the little girl's feet, and said triumphantly, "Look, isn't this taken?"

If it weren't for the crowds on the bus and the monitoring, Wei Wuji really wanted to punch him to death.

"Boy, to tell you the truth, my elder brother is not a vegetarian."

The big man leaned on the chair, raised his legs, and threatened: "You provoked me today, and your family will be ruined in minutes."

There are so many brain-dead in this world!
Without saying a word, Wei Wuji bent down to pick up the fifty-dollar bill, threw it on the big man who picked his feet, and asked with a smile, "I'll give you 50 yuan, and let me beat you up, okay?"

All the passengers had been looking at Wei Wuji curiously. Hearing this, they couldn't help laughing, but Wei Wuji glared at him, and they fell silent for an instant.

The big man who picked his feet was very self-aware. He knew that he was not Wei Wuji's opponent. Before Wei Wuji could make a serious move, he immediately took out his mobile phone, dialed a number, and said, "Brother Meimei, I was beaten, come and save me quickly!" !"

Brother Meimei?
Flower beauty?
Wei Wuji was stunned, thinking that it couldn't be such a coincidence!

Just as the bus arrived at the next stop, Wei Wuji pulled the big man with his feet and got off the bus first. He wanted to see if this bus sex monster brother was actually Hua Meijing.

Didn't Hua Meimei want to win him over, if his younger brothers are all this kind of guy, she just took the opportunity to refuse.

The little girl also got out of the car, followed behind Wei Wuji, and asked softly, "Brother, what is your phone number?"

Wei Wuji gave the little girl her number, and was about to ask her name, but saw that she had already run away.

"Brother Meimei is here, brat, you are dead!"

The burly man with the feet scratched suddenly let out a cheer, and saw a black Mercedes-Benz stopped in front of them.

(End of this chapter)