Grim Reaper Red Packet

Chapter 39 Monkey Wine Brewed by Monkey King

Sun Wukong has joined the death red envelope group!
This is……

This is a group that actively applied to join!

Sun Wukong!
Hiss!
Wei Wuji took a deep breath, but he didn't expect the Lord to come as soon as he said it.

It was so sudden that he wasn't even mentally prepared for it.

Sun Wukong: Which turtle is pretending to be me here?

Tang Sanzang: Wukong, which song are you singing?
Sun Wukong: Master?Why are you here?
Tang Sanzang: As a teacher, I look confused.

The rest of the group of friends did not dare to speak up. In Huaguo Mountain, they were violently beaten by monkey soldiers, and the psychological trauma caused to them was difficult to heal in a short time.

Now as long as they see the three words Sun Wukong, they feel like a stick is being swung at them.

Wei Wuji hesitated in his heart, whether he should come forward and explain.

Monkey King is the only superhero in his mind, as long as the misunderstanding is resolved, maybe they can still be friends.

But can this misunderstanding be resolved?
At this moment, a system prompt popped up directly on the screen:
Your group business card has been changed to Wei Wuji by the administrator!

What a considerate god of death!

Wei Wuji was so moved that tears welled up in his eyes, this is all right, no one knows that he has pretended to be Monkey King except the God of Death.

Tang Sanzang: The poor monk understands that the Wukong in the original group is fake, and the fake Wukong comes out @孙暴婚

Sun Wukong: Master, please don't name me, it feels like reciting a magic spell.

Tang Sanzang: Hey, where is the fake Wukong?

Sun Wukong: Master, could it be that you are using my name to deceive me?
Tang Sanzang: Is it really unreasonable? Is Master that kind of Buddha?By the way, Wukong, did you really use those scriptures of Master as toilet paper?
Sun Wukong: What scriptures?What toilet paper?
Tang Sanzang was really puzzled, Wukong has always been daring, and he would never refuse to admit such a trivial matter. From this point of view, the Wukong in the group was really fake, but the fake Wukong suddenly disappeared, most likely he quit the group .

Wei Wuji wiped off his cold sweat. Luckily, the name card of the group was quickly changed by the god of death, otherwise it would be exposed. After thinking about it, he sent a message to change the topic of fake Wukong.

Wei Wuji: Brother Monkey, ask for a red envelope!

Sun Wukong: It's Wuji, why are you here?
Wei Wuji looked at him in a daze, "Damn it, do we know each other?"

Sun Wukong: 400 years ago, you traveled to Huangquan, and you said that it would take a thousand years to come back. Since then, we have lost contact, but we did not expect to meet again in this dead group. How is it recently?

Tang Sanzang: Lord Xinling, don't forget, you still owe the poor monk a superb cassock!

Sun Wukong: Master, didn't I find one for you?

Tang Sanzang: You monkey head, how can you turn your elbows all the way out! (beat the expression)

Uh, so it turns out they were talking about Wei Wuji, Lord Xinling, the leader of the Four Princes of the Warring States Period!
There is no scruples about this, there is no scruples about this, and there is no relationship between each other.

Being changed back to her real name means that she can't be herself, and life is more miserable than this.

What kind of name did Dad give himself? It is inevitable to have the same name as others, but it shouldn't be exactly the same as a historical celebrity, but thinking of Zhang Junbao as the same, he was undoubtedly tricked by Dad.

To avoid trouble, it is better to dive.

Ding Dong!

Sun Wukong requests to add you as a friend.

Wei Wuji stared blankly for a moment, why is Monkey King still not forgiving?
Ding Dong!

Sun Wukong requests to add you as a friend.

Ding Dong!

……

A friend asked for a message, and sent it repeatedly, and the sound of ding dong ding dong kept ringing.

It seems that the relationship between Sun Wukong and Wei Wuji, the son of the Warring States Period, is really not so good, such a stalking, deep affection and righteousness!

Wei Wuji had black lines all over his face, and no matter how he disagreed, the ghost knew what Monkey King would do to his phone, so he immediately saw the opportunity and agreed a little.

Sun Wukong: Wuji, since you went to Huangquan, I'm really bored.

Sun Wukong: Is Ghost Domain fun?
Sun Wukong: If it weren't for wearing this golden costume of the Buddha of War, my old grandson would also want to play in Huangquan!
Sun Wukong: Wuji, why don't you say anything?

Sun Wukong's temperament is much more frizzy than the ones in TV dramas.

But frizz is the true temperament of Monkey King. If he is wearing cassock and meditating on the lotus platform all day long like Tang Monk, the picture, just thinking about it, will make Wei Wuji get goosebumps.

Wei Wuji: Brother Hou, my signal is not good, so let's download first!

Sun Wukong: Bad signal?

Sun Wukong: This is the common network of heaven and earth, the universe, the prehistoric and the thunderbolt, the invincible world, referred to as the skynet, which was refined by the old man of the Taishang Laojun in the gossip furnace, which lasted 81 million years. , Why is the signal bad?
Wei Wuji was still surprised at the beginning, why these gods and Buddhas also use WeChat, but now it seems that the god of death connected his WeChat to Skynet, gods and Buddhas can communicate on Skynet just by using their consciousness, no wonder Tang Seng typed So fast, as long as you think about it.

Today Skynet is really tall!

It's the full name of Skynet, and it's probably used by Taishang Laojun for pretense.

Pretending to be a son of the Warring States period, if he is exposed in the future, he will definitely have to eat a stick. I am afraid that Brother Monkey will beat him to death with a stick.

Rather than that, it would be better to tell the truth generously. After all, Sun Wukong himself made a mistake, but he was lying and deceiving others, so he shouldn't be beaten if he said it.

But a piece of news from Monkey King made him hesitate again.

Sun Wukong: I understand. It must be that the ghost domain has no aura, which makes your cultivation base backward, so that the spiritual consciousness cannot stay in Skynet for a long time. I have something good for you. Wuji, hold on for a while, and my old grandson will come back as soon as he goes.

This……

Sun Wukong said that it is a good thing, so it is not only a good thing, it must be a good thing that is rarely seen in the world of immortals and Buddhas.

This... Do I accept it, or accept it, or accept it!
Wei Wuji is really torn!
hum!
A big red envelope appeared on the phone screen!

Seeing the red envelope, Wei Wuji instinctively pointed out quickly.

Congratulations, you have snatched the Monkey Wine from Monkey King. It has been stored in the treasure chest and can be withdrawn for use.

Monkey wine?
Wei Wuji couldn't help but start imagining that when Monkey King made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, he looked like a drunk monkey, really funny!

It was a mistake to drink alcohol. After becoming a Buddha, Monkey King has not given up his alcohol addiction, so the Tathagata doesn't care?

Sun Wukong: This monkey wine is brewed by my grandson. I will not talk about the hardships involved. Last time, the old official exchanged ten gourd elixir, and I was not willing to give it. For non-refundable.

Wei Wuji: Thank you, Brother Monkey!

Sun Wukong: Hey, are you still seeing me?Stop chatting, Bajie, that idiot, came to me to teach him how to knit a sweater again, Wuji, take care, talk back!
Wei Wuji: Knitting sweaters?
After waiting for a while, Sun Wukong didn't reply to the message again, presumably he went to teach Zhu Bajie how to knit a sweater.

The first brother taught the second brother how to knit a sweater, this...

Forget it, let him have a taste of this monkey wine first.

Monkey wine: My grandson brews it himself, and it is not given away!
This introduction is really concise and clear. The Taishang Laojun exchanged so many elixirs, but he didn't get a single drop. He really didn't give it away, but he gave it to Prince Wuji of the Warring States Period. There is nothing to say about the relationship.

Click to extract, only a purple gold gourd the size of a wine bottle pops out.

(End of this chapter)