Grim Reaper Red Packet

Chapter 8 Tang Monk joins the group and vomits blood

After getting the form, Wei Wuji glanced at it roughly.

After signing his name, he picked up a pen and ticked five items, namely:

High jump, long jump, shot put, discus, [-]-meter long-distance running.

Originally, he wanted to choose the [-]-meter run, which would take only a dozen seconds to complete, and he would be the fastest, but the speed of the cheating Hulk was not good enough. Fortunately, his endurance was superb, so he used the [-]-meter long-distance run to make up the number.

hum!
At this moment, the phone vibrated, Wei Wuji hurriedly clicked on it, and a new member joined the group.

Reaper invited Tang Sanzang to join the Reaper red envelope group!
Tang Sanzang?
Monk?

Wei Wuji was speechless for a while, this god of death really can eat all things from east to west!
Tang Seng's head portrait does not use the photo of the deity, but a big "Buddha" character.

The golden light is shining, and the Dharma is solemn.

Grim Reaper: In this diplomatic event, I reached an agreement with the Tathagata Buddha of the West on the development of cultural exchanges. The Tathagata Buddha specially sent his favorite student to occupy the altar of the meritorious Buddha Tang Sanzang, and join the group to promote Buddhism and save all sentient beings. Welcome! (Scattered flower expression)
Vampire: Welcome welcome!

Werewolf: I was preempted by you again, warm welcome!

……

Wei Wuji looked depressed, it was even more frightening to see the uneducated god of death, Tang Seng is obviously a Zhantan Gongde Buddha, how could he become an altar?
Really occupying the Dharma altar and insisting on it, how wronged is the second senior brother who is the messenger of the altar!
Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie, who is the foodie?

Tang Sanzang: Amitabha, fortunate to meet you!

Hulk: Occupying the latrine and not shitting Buddha?

Cat Demon: My Lord Hulk is so cute (drool expression)
Tang Sanzang: The green turtle is here too, the poor monk is so polite!

Hulk: Zhankeng Buddha, do I know you very well? (arrogant expression)

Tang Sanzang: I'm not familiar with you, but you are very familiar with the poor monk's great apprentice Sun Wukong, so the poor monk pretends to know you very well. Since everyone is familiar, the poor monk will inevitably preach to you.

Tang Sanzang: 50 years ago, you were beaten by Wukong as a green turtle monster. When you ran away, Wukong saw that you were not wearing panties. How could you not wear panties?Even if it is a monster, the minimum hygiene must be respected, right?You said you don't wear panties, how embarrassing it would be if the trousers fell off!

Wei Wuji threw himself into the ground in admiration. He knew that Tang Seng liked to babble, and once he started babbling, it would be endless.

The most important thing is that Tang Seng's typing speed is so fast. After becoming a Buddha, wouldn't he be chatting all the time on the Internet?
Cat demon: It is impossible for my Master Hulk to lose to that soft bastard Monkey King, but does Master Hulk really not wear panties? (Countless drooling emojis)
Hulk: Cough, there is nothing at all, please don't believe it, this Buddha is occupying the latrine, and what he said has no credibility at all.

Werewolf: Dr. Banner's words, why do I smell a cover-up?

Cat Demon: Are you a dog?How smart is the nose?

Tang Sanzang: There is a picture to prove it. This picture was captured by clairvoyance. It was very popular in our circle of friends back then.

Tang Sanzang: [image]
In the picture, there is a huge golden stick in the air, and it hits the Hulk on the ground. Hulk is running away in a panic, turning his head to look at the stick with a look of horror.

Zoom in on the picture, and you can clearly see that Hulk's pants slipped off, revealing his buttocks, but he was wearing panties, but the trousers looked a bit strange, not only in pink, but also printed with hello Kitty cat.

helloKitty pink panties, made by the Hulk love bag salt.

Tang Sanzang: Haha, the vicious green turtle has a girlish heart! (laughing emoji)

Cat Demon: So cute, please ask for the same link (drool emoticon)

Werewolf: Same request.

Vampire: Same request.

Elf: Ula Ula Ulala.

……

The death red envelope group was instantly turned into a shopping sharing group by Tang Seng.

The Hulk is no longer bubbling and presumably vomited blood to death.

The Grim Reaper couldn't sit still anymore, and came out to froth: Tang Seng, I invite you to come, but I want you to spread the Dharma (tearful expression)
Tang Sanzang: Come to chat and chat, the Buddha will keep it in his heart; if there is nothing to do, the Dharma will naturally exist.

Dryad: This is Zen! (worship expression)

Tang Sanzang: Zen, you are so tall, why don't you ask Bajie to give you some fertilizer?
Dryad: ...

Cat Demon: Hee hee, the Dryad's flattery is not bad!

Tang Sanzang: How about a dead mouse?How about asking Wujing to give you a ton some other day?
Cat demon: My cat has long since stopped eating dead mice (eye expression)

Tang Sanzang: How about a live mouse?It's cheaper for you, one dollar for one, you can taste it before buying, the taste is absolutely refreshing.

Cat demon: ...

Vampire: Haha, you deserve it!
Tang Sanzang: The poor monk here has a barrel of high-quality AIDS blood, how about selling it to you?

vampire:……

Werewolf: I just look at it and don't speak.

Tang Sanzang: The poor monk's writing brush happened to be broken, how about asking Wukong to pull out some of your brush hairs some other day?
Werewolf: ...

Elf: Ula Ula Ula!

Tang Sanzang: You can’t speak the language of birds or Chinese dialect. The Confucius Institute welcomes you, saying that it was recommended by the poor monk, and half of your tuition fee will be waived.

In an instant, the group was silent.

Wei Wuji almost fell to his knees.

As soon as the master opened his mouth, the apprentice stepped aside.

Tang Sanzang: What about people? (three questioning expressions)

Tang Sanzang: I really don't understand the style, the poor monk just started talking, why not play the piano to the cow (goodbye expression)
Grim Reaper: Hehe, my God, finally gone!
Tang Sanzang: Hey, where is the group leader?

Tang Sanzang: 500 years ago, the group leader ran to Huaguo Mountain to reduce Wukong's lifespan, but was beaten up by Wukong.Alas, you are really telling the truth, even our Ten Temple Yama can't do anything to Wukong, you are a foreign god, you must be beaten to the point of calling your mother!

Then a system message pops up:
Admin has disabled group chat.

Shit, tongue war against Confucianism, no, tongue war against group teasers!
hum!
Wei Wuji was about to put down his phone when he saw a red envelope appearing on the screen, and hurriedly pointed his finger.

Congratulations, you have snatched Tang Sanzang's Tripitaka, which has been stored in the treasure chest and can be extracted for use.

Although the god of death has banned group chats, red envelopes can still be given out. It is estimated that when Tang Seng is about to go offline, he thinks that he should give out red envelopes.

Then a series of system messages:

You snatched Tang Sanzang's red envelope.

The vampire also snatched Tang Sanzang's red envelope.

……

The god of death also snatched Tang Sanzang's red envelope.

The news of grabbing red envelopes prompted me to scroll through several pages.

Click on the collection details to see, damn it, all of them have snatched the Tripitaka, each member of the group has one copy, and there are still [-] copies left.

Fortunately, the god of death forbade the group chat, otherwise, there would be a lot of cursing in the group at the moment.

But in terms of words, I'm afraid they have to kneel in front of Tang Seng.

Tripitaka: Tang Sanzang, Tang Sanzang, a generation of eminent monks, whose common surname is Chen, is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, the second disciple of Shakyamuni Buddha, who has gone through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships, and finally proved to be the right fruit, and was named Zhantan Gongde Buddha...

In the detailed introduction, there are [-] characters, all of which are about the great achievements of Tang Seng. It turns out that after Tang Seng became a Buddha, he has been writing books and talking about it. It took thousands of years to complete the "Tripitaka".

(End of this chapter)