Grim Reaper Red Packet

Chapter 89 A Drop of Water
The harder it is for Iron Man to speak, the more curious the friends are.

Thor: I want to know what kind of outrageous things a pig can do besides being a wife!

Spider-Man: I also want to know, after all, that perverted pig just slapped Mary a few times, and didn't do anything more extreme, no, this is already too much.

Hulk: Tony, say it boldly, we can't beat that monkey, can't we kill a pig?

Vampire: Count me in, this pig is so powerful, the blood must be delicious, although I never drink pig blood, this pig is different, you can taste it.

Wei Wuji watched silently as they formed an alliance again. Under Jiang Ziya's instigation last time, they went to Huaguo Mountain to fight against Monkey King, but they didn't see the deity, so they were beaten and fled back in embarrassment.

Now they plan to deal with Zhu Bajie again, but they obviously forgot that Tang Seng had said in the group that Sun Wukong was his first disciple, and Zhu Bajie was his second disciple.

Zhu Bajie is a bit lazy and lustful, but his hard power is still quite terrifying. It is really not comparable to vampires and Spiderman.

Tang Sanzang: The poor monk just wants to know, what did that perverted pig do?

Jiang Ziya: Same as above.

Dianmu: I am the marshal of the canopy.

Lei Gong: Same wife.

Iron Man: I'll take a shower first.

Hulk: Wash it when you're done, or we won't help you.

Iron Man: Well, it’s really nothing, but Pepper was slapped by a pig, but she thought it was my new invention, and gave me three back throws, but I like this, it’s Pepper’s style.

Spider-Man: Tony, get to the point!

Iron Man: Then I planned to coax her with fairy rice porridge, and finally coaxed her to be good, she looked into the pot, Falk, if you want to know what happened next, please listen to the next chapter.

This Iron Man could simply be a storyteller.

It's so exciting, but I don't want to say what the second senior brother did.

Wei Wuji was about to ask the second senior brother, but Iron Man still spoke out under the bombardment of the group of friends.

Iron Man: Actually, it's nothing, just a big lump of pig manure floating in the pot.

Spider-Man: Pig shit?

Iron Man: This is not over yet, Little Pepper thought it was something I wanted to give her, took a spoon to scoop it up and directly put it on my head.

Iron Man: Talking too much is disgusting, take a shower first!
Tang Sanzang: Bajie did a great job!

Jiang Ziya: Marshal mighty!

Hulk: Poor Tony!

A group of friends are all gloating, laughing at Iron Man in the group.

Even in the shower, Iron Man would definitely be able to see these messages, but he stopped talking, probably feeling too embarrassed and avoiding ridicule for the time being.

The second senior brother did a great job, but it's a pity that the pot of immortal rice porridge was lost.

But the second senior brother sent pig dung with sincerity, wouldn't he regard Iron Man as his sweetheart?

"Too relieved!"

Zhu Bajie suddenly sent a message, saying, "Wuji, where did my little white rabbit go?"

"It should have been released by your master."

Wei Wuji laughed.

"It's fine if you don't get eaten, it's fine if you don't get eaten!"

Zhu Bajie didn't blame Tang Seng, but instead said: "Wuji, old pig, I decided to give you a red envelope as a thank you."

"It's not pig manure, is it?"

Wei Wuji only felt nervous, not excited.

"Just kidding, pig manure is so precious, the old pig is still reluctant to give it to you... Our relationship is not as good as you think!"

Zhu Bajie joked seriously, saying, "It's a drop of water!"

a drop of water?

Wei Wuji was in a daze, Zhu Bajie had already sent the red envelope.

Congratulations, you have received Zhu Bajie's Yangliulu, which has been stored in the treasure chest and can be withdrawn for use.

"I said Second Senior Brother, just a drop of dew, are you okay?"

Wei Wuji went to the treasure chest to see it, but Yang Liulu didn't introduce it, so I really don't know what's so strange about it.

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva gave Laozhu two nine-color lotus seeds and two drops of willow dew when he recited Laozhu's merits in purifying the altar, but he envied Brother Monkey!"

Zhu Bajie was very proud, and said: "This willow dew is in the jade bottle of the Bodhisattva, even the Jade Emperor, it is difficult to get a drop. The Bodhisattva gave the old pig two drops at once, but the old pig was very moved."

Willow dew in the jade bottle of Guanyin Bodhisattva?

Wei Wuji was dumbfounded, this red envelope is so precious!
On Xitian Road, Sun Wukong smashed the ginseng fruit tree of Zhenyuan Daxian in a rage, and sought help everywhere but failed. It was the great mercy of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, who saved the ginseng fruit tree with a drop of willow dew, and made Zhenyuan Daxian and Sun Wukong a good story.

This treasure is because he told Zhu Bajie that Iron Man had captured the little white rabbit, and Zhu Bajie gave it to him directly, which shows how important Chang'e is to Zhu Bajie.

Back then, the Jade Emperor gave Zhu Bajie a daily task, but because the Jade Emperor was negligent and did not reveal the details of the task, he was misunderstood by Zhu Bajie and turned himself into an ugly pig demon, but it also gave him a golden-stone affection for Chang'e.

There is single-mindedness in lust, and this is Zhu Bajie, the Envoy of the Purification Altar Bodhisattva.

"Wuji, without this willow dew, your nine-color lotus cannot bloom."

Zhu Bajie told the truth, embarrassedly said: "Don't blame the old pig for being too selfish, it's because the willow dew is so rare, now the old pig's heart hurts like a fire!"

I regretted it as soon as I sent it out, but Wei Wuji couldn't return it.

After chatting with Zhu Bajie for a while, Zhu Bajie was busy knitting a sweater. At least he explained the daily tasks given to Zhu Bajie by the Buddha, otherwise Zhu Bajie's feelings for Chang'e would lead to major events.

The next day, Wednesday Love held a roundtable.

Counting Wednesday's love and Wei Wuji, there were five people participating.

The other three are: Ling Peng, Director of the County Development and Reform Bureau, Qin Xuemei, Director of the County Education Bureau, and Zhao Pushi, Director of the County Religious Affairs Bureau.

Before the meeting, Wednesday Ai asked Wei Wuji privately about the origin of the donation, and Wei Wuji could only say that he got a few gold ingots, which he had just auctioned off to Lai Xiaofeng at Jubao Pavilion.

On Wednesday, Ai knew about Jubao Pavilion. Even though the origin of Wei Wuji's gold ingot was unknown, the money obtained from Jubao Pavilion was clean, and her hanging heart fell to the ground.

On Wednesday, Ai smiled and said, "Wuji's donation this time totals 5000 million, which is the most in the history of our county..."

"Secretary Zhou, I'm sorry to interrupt."

When Wei Wuji heard that the amount was wrong, he hurriedly said, "Because it is an auction proceed, the amount has changed."

On Wednesday, Ai's expression remained unchanged, and she asked with a smile, "Is that too much, or too little?"

"Director Ling, in addition to building roads, you can also set up factories in villages and towns, so the donation for you is [-] million."

Wei Wuji looked at Ling Peng, smiling authentically.

"Two hundred million?"

Peng was shocked.

Wednesday Ai and the others were obviously frightened.

"Director Qin, no matter how hard it is, you can't suffer the child. The charity money I gave you is also [-] million."

Wei Wuji continued with a calm expression, "As for Mr. Zhao, it's also [-] million. After all, it's Jade Emperor's money. You should give Jade Emperor some face."

[-] million?
The four officials looked at each other in blank dismay, for they had been in the officialdom for a long time, and they had never received such a large amount of charity money. It was pure charity money, not investment.

As for Wei Wuji's claim that it was Jade Emperor's money, they all took it as a joke.

"Wuji, I think it is necessary to set up a foundation to manage such a huge amount of donations."

On Wednesday Ai came back to her senses and said with a smile: "I will handle this matter myself, how about using your name as the name of the charity foundation?"

"Secretary Zhou, let me think of another name."

Wei Wuji didn't want to be too high-profile, after all, he didn't have such a huge property as Mr. Shaw.

……

Who can guess the name of the charitable foundation?

Friendly reminder: There are clues in the previous article.

(End of this chapter)