Daughter is crazy: Spicy World Concubine

Chapter 294 Extra Story 2: Brother Can't Take Jokes
As a female colonel in the Marine Corps in my previous life, my only weakness is to choose obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Now through time travel, this problem follows like a shadow, really bad!

"Qian Ning, grab the gift quickly! Grab it quickly!" The elders who watched enthusiastically encouraged me to grab it quickly.

I took a deep breath and grabbed a brush.I never thought that as soon as I grabbed it in my hand, I heard someone praise me that I must be a talented woman with outstanding literary talent in the future.

Whoops I'm going!A talented woman with outstanding literary talent?This is to scare my sister to death!

I quickly and decisively threw away the brush, silently admiring myself for being smart, witty and quick to respond.

To be honest, sister, I was so tired in my previous life, so I must enjoy the blessings in this life.That talented girl of Lao Shizi, whoever likes to be, I am definitely not.

If I hold on to the brush, everyone will think that I have the potential to be a talented woman, and they will subconsciously cultivate me to be outstanding in writing.At that time, I will have to memorize and practice calligraphy every day. I am so tired just thinking about it!
And I think the little ink in my previous life is enough for me to use, so I don’t need to learn it.

This time, I quickly threw away the brush.On the other side, the elders watching me were a little disappointed when they saw me throwing away the brush, but at the same time they also hoped that I would catch a better one.

I looked at a pile of presents and once again fell into the embarrassing situation of choosing obsessive-compulsive disorder.

In view of the experience I have just gained from grasping the brush, I am sure that things like piano, chess, calligraphy and painting should not be touched, otherwise my parents will place high hopes on me, and then train me to be a talented woman.

I picked through a pile of presents, and finally grabbed a suet jade pendant.

I don't know who excitedly shouted: "Hey, hey! The little princess is amazing. He even grabbed a piece of jade pendant. He will definitely be able to soar into the sky in the future!"

Phoenix soaring into the sky?Isn't that like being a queen?I let go of my hand in fright again, and threw away the jade pendant I had chosen.

I don't want to be a queen, because the future emperor is obviously either my uncle Yan Wenjie or my cousin Yan Chengyuan.No matter who I want to be the queen, I can't accept this kind of behavior of kissing and kissing.

After making a difficult decision, I didn't choose any gift, I just turned around and walked to the table with my short legs, grabbed a piece of snacks and sent them to my father Xuanyuan Hao.

My father was dumbfounded and was speechless for a long time.

After a while, he held up the snack in his hand and asked my mother Chu Feiyan, "Madam, what does our daughter mean by this? I asked her to grab a present, but she grabbed a piece of snack for me."

The corners of my mother's mouth twitched, and she explained embarrassingly: "It seems that our daughter's ambition in the future is to be a foodie!"

"Yes!" I clapped my hands happily, and praised my mother for her guess.

As expected of a mother-daughter connection, she actually guessed that my ambition is to be a gluttonous rice bug.

For a while, my father and my mother were both speechless, and all the onlookers burst out of laughter.

After the Zhou Catch Ceremony, my brother and I returned to a happy life of going to bed after eating.

Occasionally, we brothers and sisters would go to the front yard to see our little uncle Chu Feiyang.

Chu Feiyang was born a few days ago, one year younger than my brother and me, but his seniority is very high, he is our uncle, it is really unreasonable.

In addition to watching the little uncle, I also like to watch the twin cousins ​​born to the opposite aunt, and the cousin Yan Chengyuan in the palace.

The days flew by, and it was February after the year.

In a dark and windy month, it was a good time to run away from home. My father and mother left me and my brother and went out to visit the mountains and rivers.

When I heard the news, I was calm, my brother was dumbfounded, and my grandfather was dumbfounded.

He shook the letter left by my mother, and his forehead burst out of anger. I was really worried that he would die of anger from my mother's unfilial daughter.

Facts have proved that I underestimated my grandfather too much, and his mental quality is very strong.While cursing my parents, he took good care of me and my brother.

As we all know, I am very sweet and sensible, and my brother is very difficult to deal with.

Ever since, I was easily weaned and started to eat porridge and meat paste.But my elder brother couldn't do it anymore. He cried and called for my mother, and he didn't eat or drink or do anything.

My grandfather and grandmother's worrying hair has turned gray several times, and I feel really distressed when I see it!

That night, my brother didn't eat and fell asleep after crying tired.I slept next to him, and I was sure that Aunt Qiu and Aunt Mingyue who took care of us had slept next door, so I reached out and pinched my brother.

"..." He opened his eyes blankly, and saw me sitting beside him staring at him.

There is a candle in our room.I don't know if it's because my appearance is too scary, or because my brother's mental capacity is too weak.

In short, he glanced at me, and then opened his mouth to cry, so scared that I quickly covered his mouth with the quilt.

"Don't make noise, or I'll pinch you!" I threatened him fiercely.

My brother stared at me, nodded slowly, and actually understood what I said.

I let go of the covers so he could breathe easily.

"Are you hungry?" I pinched his cheek and asked with concern.

My brother's skin is very tender and smooth, and it feels very good. I squeezed it and felt addicted, so I squeezed it again.

"Hungry!" The stuffy gourd answered pitifully.

I poohed contemptuously, "You deserve it! Why didn't you starve to death? Why didn't you eat what I gave you during the day?"

The elder brother was wronged, "I miss my mother! I want to eat grandma."

I scolded angrily: "Aren't you ashamed? How old are you? You still want to eat grandma. I'm younger than you and I don't even want to eat it."

The elder brother was silent for a while, then repeated: "Missing mother!"

This time, he didn't emphasize 'want to eat grandma', but he shed tears for nothing.

I sighed, hugged him tightly, and patted his back to comfort him: "Don't cry! If you miss your mother, just treat me as your mother."

"..." My brother was shocked when he heard this, and hurriedly corrected him: "You! Sister! You are my sister!"

The corner of my mouth twitched, and I was a little dumb, "Look at you, you can't take a joke too much, right? I'm teasing you."

The elder brother kept his mouth shut and shed tears silently. It seemed that after being left behind by his parents, this cold-looking little boy was a little emotionally broken.

I calmed down and said, "Don't cry! What's the use of crying? Can it solve the essential problem? Or can they come back if you cry? Let me tell you, they don't know where they are having sex now!"

"Hey?" My brother widened his eyes curiously when he heard this unfamiliar word, and looked at me with a curious baby's expression.

I was a little embarrassed and didn't know how to explain it to him.

After thinking about it, I made a final decision: "You will know when you grow up! If you don't know, it's not too late for me to tell you when the time comes."

The elder brother made a half-understanding 'hmm' sound, and the next second, his stomach growled.

I pouted, turned over and climbed down from the low bed, went to the table and took a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake, "Eat it!"

"No!" My brother waved and pushed, refusing to eat the sweet-scented osmanthus cake I brought.

I got angry and stuffed the sweet-scented osmanthus cake into my mouth, "If you don't eat it, you'll be left alone, and you'll forget it if you starve to death."

He was visibly shocked and stared at me speechlessly.

"Ahem!" Xu Shi ate too fast and spoke again, I choked on the sweet-scented osmanthus cake.

I rushed to the table in two steps in three steps, and I poured myself a glass of water to drink.After that, I ate another piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake.

Seeing the sweetness of my food, my brother couldn't hold back the urging of hunger, and stood beside me with short legs...

(End of this chapter)