I spit on the gods

Chapter 1

City of Fireworks online, District 5, many people know that there is a commercial player called "Profiter Selling Steamed Buns". Most of the things displayed in his shop are good treasures. The price is... easy to say.

At this very moment, in front of the profiteer's shop selling steamed buns, a female player in a male figure was desperately bargaining.

(Currently) Yushu Linfeng Banglonglong: Brother Baozi, we are all your regular customers, can't it be cheaper? 300 gold coins and 154 bottles of potions are really expensive.

(Currently) profiteer selling steamed stuffed buns: You guys sell 3 gold coins a bottle, I think you are an acquaintance, I only sell you 300 gold coins, you can’t be greedy.

Hey yo~ Yu Tangbao is not happy anymore, Brother Baozi's words are easy to see, and he continues to talk softly: Brother Baozi, you will not forget that I worked so hard in high school to help you send love letters to the school belle Bar?

(Currently) profiteer selling steamed stuffed buns: Peat, don’t go so far, I remember clearly the last time you owed me 250 gold coins, and now you still want to cheat me, but there is no way.

Baozi is too dishonest, remember 250 gold coins, should a man care about such a small amount of money?Cheapskate, continue to persuade the price: Brother Baozi, you don’t want to hear good words, do you? Well, on the 6th of last month, you bought something on a certain treasure, right? I still have photos in my phone. ~~
(Currently) profiteer selling steamed stuffed buns: Damn it!
System prompt: The profiteer who sells buns gave you 154 bottles of stamina potion.

Hehehehe... Yu Tangbao laughed triumphantly, brother Baozi, brother Baozi, he is still tender when fighting her.

Besides, the masturbation cup is actually not something shameful. Baozi is 22 years old this year. He is a straight single hanger and has no girlfriend. Isn't it normal to buy a masturbation cup to masturbate.

(Currently) profiteer selling steamed stuffed buns: Yu Dabao, please remember, if you dare to tell a third person about this, I will kill you.

(Currently) Yushu Linfeng Banglonglong: Don't worry, Brother Baozi, I know how to do it.

(Currently) profiteer selling steamed stuffed buns: Get lost, don't hinder my business.

Sigh~ Yu Tangbao let out a long sigh, and silently took the number away. She was in a pretty good mood, because she successfully tricked the bun again, hehe...

Just as she was proud, someone in the guild suddenly called her name: Uncle Long, something is wrong!
(Guild) Numb Chicken: Call Uncle Long! ! !

So urgent... I guess there is something urgent, so I answered in the guild: What's the matter?

(Guild) Numb chick: Brother Xiao is dueling with Gu Xibujun at the gate of Nancheng, saying that whoever loses the game will retire!
(Guild) Yushu Linfeng Banglonglong: Does the kid want to play so big~~ I'll go over and see.

What Brother Xiao was talking about was "Brother Xiao", the president of their "Battle Family" guild. His fighting power was among the top three in the guild.

"Guxi Bujun" is the No. 5 god in terms of overall strength in the [-] districts. It is said that this god has the indestructible body of King Kong, and no one has killed him since the service opened half a year ago.

Brother Xiao ran to the Great God for a duel. Isn't that a self-inflicted humiliation? As the vice president of the guild, she must not let this tragedy happen.

Yu Tangbao silently took Hao to the gate of Nancheng, and when he arrived, he happened to see Gu Xibujun perform a big move on the elder brother of the Xiao family, losing half of his blood in an instant.

wild? !Yu Tangbao secretly sighed, but it's a pity that now is not the time to be emotional, so he hurried over to persuade the fight, and shouted on the current channel: "Great Master Guxi, brother Xiao, let's talk about it, it's not elegant to use hands and feet, why don't we sit down and have a cup of tea first , talk about life, talk about beauties, how narrow life is~~
(Currently) numb chick: Uncle Long, it’s useless, I’ve said a lot, Brother Xiao just ignored me.

(Currently) Yushu Linfeng Banglonglong: OK, I know how to do it.

System prompt: You have quit the guild.

Since you can't persuade him, why don't you kill Brother Xiao with your own hands.

Since the same guild cannot kill each other, she can only withdraw from the guild temporarily. As long as Brother Xiao is killed before the master, the war can be stopped.

Yu Tangbao's operation was extremely fast, taking advantage of the gap in the cooldown of Gu Xi's skills, he quickly joined the battle, and three or two critical strikes exploded Brother Xiao's family.

The onlookers who came to watch the battle were instantly confused...including the two people who were fighting.

(Currently) Brother Xiao: Uncle Long, what are you doing?
(Currently) Yushu Linfeng Honglonglong: Oh, I temporarily decided to betray the guild, kill the guild leader, and then end up with the fate of betraying relatives, ahahahahaha...

(Currently) Everyone: ...

Cough, Yu Tangbao withdrew his smile, and said: Master Gu Xi, your guild is the third in the entire server, and our guild can't even make it to the top [-]. It can be seen that we are all unknown little people. My god, why get angry over a mindless bastard, calm down haha.

(Currently) Big Brother Xiao: Uncle Long, can you speak well? !

Yu Tangbao said with an innocent face: "Everything I say is golden words~
(Currently) Brother Xiao: I am too lazy to tell you, a psychopath, since you want to intervene in this matter, then leave it to you, and I'm leaving.

(Currently) Yushu Linfeng Honglonglong: Oh, be careful on the road, don't be shot by someone.

(Currently) Big Brother Xiao: [middle finger]...

The big brother Xiao's expression with a middle finger on his head gradually drifted away, and finally disappeared, leaving only three people in the map: Yushu Linfeng Honglonglong, Guxi is not handsome, and the numb chick.

Huh~ Yu Tangbao took a long breath and was about to speak when a sentence suddenly popped up from Gu Xi's head: Do you know why he asked me for a duel?

(Currently) Yushu Linfeng Banglonglong: I don’t know, and I don’t want to know. My principle is that I can’t stand my brother being bullied.

(Currently) Gu Xibujun: What if he killed my apprentice?
ha?Yu Tangbao was stunned. Brother Xiao actually killed the apprentice of the Great God. It didn't make sense. Although Brother Xiao was not strong in combat, he was very good at being a man. If he had ten courageous people, he would not dare to touch the Great God.

Is this something tricky?Immediately send a private message to Brother Xiao: The Great God said you killed his apprentice?

Brother Xiao: I thought it was a newcomer, but who knew that this ghost would be recruited after killing him.

Yushu Linfeng Honglonglong: Forget it, it's useless to talk about this kind of thing now, I'll talk to him, you hide first.

Brother Xiao: Yes.

After closing the private chat window, she said in front of her: You didn't publicly say who your apprentice is. Occasionally, it's justifiable to kill the wrong person. How about this? I'll kill you once, and that's it. How about it?
(Currently) Gu Xibujun: I want to kill you, not just once.

Yu Tangbao took a long breath and asked him: Then what do you want?
(End of this chapter)