I spit on the gods

Chapter 278 This meme can be laughed for a year

Afterwards, the two went to the study, sat in front of their respective computers, and turned on the phone to log in.

As soon as she boarded the game, she received a private message from Baozi: Yu Dabao, you are back, is it fun to go to the island?
Yu Xiaobao: It was fun. We ate a lot of seafood. How about you?Is the double tour with Bamei fun?

The profiteer who sells steamed stuffed buns: It’s okay.

==!What is okay...

Yu Xiaobao: What do you mean by okay, isn’t it fun?

A profiteer selling steamed stuffed buns: I drank some wine, something happened, and I still don't know how to face her when I go back.

Pfft~~ Yu Tangbao immediately thought of something, and immediately asked him: You guys didn't hit a home run, did you? ? ?
A profiteer selling steamed stuffed buns: Yes.

Yu Xiaobao: How do you feel?
A profiteer selling steamed stuffed buns: The tooth marks on my shoulders haven’t disappeared after a few days, and so are the paw marks on my back. What do you think I feel? It hurts more than hers.

Pfft ha ha ha ha ha... Baozi is so sad, so he is the first man of the eighth sister, right?

Yu Xiaobao: Congratulations to my Baozi for officially becoming a man!

No, congratulations are not festive enough, so I might as well give him some flowers.

System prompt: You gave a winter jasmine flower to a profiteer who sells steamed stuffed buns, and the representative words are [booming and in a trance].

System prompt: You gave a winter jasmine flower to a profiteer who sells steamed stuffed buns, and the representative words are [booming and in a trance].

System prompt: You gave a winter jasmine flower to a profiteer who sells steamed stuffed buns, and the representative words are [booming and in a trance].

……

A profiteer selling steamed stuffed buns: Would you like to be happier than me?
Yu Xiaobao: You must be happy, you are not a boy at last, I am so happy, hahaha.

The profiteer who sells buns: Yu Dabao, can you be more reserved.

Yu Xiaobao: Cough cough~ Did Eighth Sister cry bitterly?
She wondered about this question.

The profiteer who sells steamed buns: I’m crying, how about you?

Yu Tangbao's face became hot, and Stinky Baozi probably meant to ask her and Yihong's first time, although this kind of thing is very private, but in front of Baozi, she felt that there was nothing to say.

Yu Xiaobao: The first time it was too painful and I knocked him out by mistake.

The profiteer who sells steamed stuffed buns: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha...

System prompt: The profiteer who sells buns gave you a winter jasmine flower, the representative words are [prosperous and fiery in a trance].

System prompt: The profiteer who sells buns gave you a winter jasmine flower, the representative words are [prosperous and fiery in a trance].

System prompt: The profiteer who sells buns gave you a winter jasmine flower, the representative words are [prosperous and fiery in a trance].

……

==!

Yu Tangbao raised his eyebrows, wondering if the stinky bun should laugh like this, and said angrily: "Stinky bun, you laugh too exaggeratedly."

A profiteer selling steamed stuffed buns: I can laugh at this meme for a year, it's so funny, Gu Yihong must be very depressed.

Yu Xiaobao: You don't need to worry about this.

The profiteer who sells steamed stuffed buns: Okay, I won’t laugh at you anymore, but if I want to advise you, Gu Yihong’s skin is tender and tender, so be gentle in the future and don’t knock people out again.

Yu Tangbao's face was slightly hot, and he really couldn't continue talking about this kind of topic, so he quickly changed the subject and said: "If you want to take care of it, will you come to my school tomorrow?"Or shall we meet directly at the airport?
A profiteer selling buns: I'll go find you, and we'll go to the airport together.

Yu Xiaobao: Good.

S University, a single dormitory.

Bao Leming suddenly received a private message from someone: That...

The profiteer who sells steamed stuffed buns: Say it directly, don't be shy.

Chitoba: Are you okay?

The profiteer who sells steamed stuffed buns: half dead.

How many eight: I'm sorry.

Fool... Bao Leming cursed in his heart, and replied: Xiaobao and I will arrive at the airport at about 5:[-] tomorrow afternoon, you can come.

Chitoba: Alright, I'll pick you up!

A profiteer selling steamed stuffed buns: Come home with me.

How many eights: good.

Bao Leming was a little surprised, and asked her uncertainly: Is it okay?

Chitoba: I am yours now, where will I go home if I don’t go home with you, I don’t feel afraid only when I’m by your side.

A profiteer selling steamed stuffed buns: I will cook for you when the time comes.

Chitoba: Then I will help you with the housework.

A profiteer selling buns: Do you like durian?
How many eights: I don't like it.

A profiteer selling steamed stuffed buns: That’s good.

He couldn't bear the smell of durian the most, but a certain naughty pregnant baby had a soft spot for durian. Fortunately, this stupid girl didn't like durian either.

Chitoba: What do you ask this for?
A profiteer selling steamed stuffed buns: You will know the reason when you come home with me, go play.

Chitoba: Hmm, I want to send you an emoji.

The profiteer who sells steamed stuffed buns: Here you go.

How much is eight: [kiss]
Silly girl... She was ashamed of him again, maybe she accidentally slept with her once, and there will be many opportunities in the future, he swears.

A profiteer selling buns: Stupid.

Chitoba: Hey~ I'm off to play, bye.

He didn't say anything else, he clicked on Xiaobao's private message window, and said to her: Let uncle drive a bigger car to pick us up tomorrow, and Bamei will also come and go home with us.

Yu Xiaobao: No problem, I will call my dad now.

The profiteer who sells steamed stuffed buns: Good boy, thank you.

Yu Xiaobao: I will charge you for thanking me. Do you still want to thank me?
System prompt: The profiteer who sells buns will give you 888 gold coins.

==!Very good, she accepted his sincerity, and said angrily: I'll call first, I won't tell you anymore.

After finishing speaking, she picked up her mobile phone and called her father: "Dad, it's me."

——"Little Treasure, what time will you arrive at the airport tomorrow?"

"It was about 05:30, Dad, you drove a bigger car, and Baozi wanted to bring his girlfriend home with us."

——"Le Ming's girlfriend, what do you think of my dad driving a Cayenne to pick you up tomorrow?"

"Cayenne is fine, thank you dad, then I'll hang up first." She hung up the phone without hesitation, fearing that her dad would ask about her exam status if the conversation continued.

Sigh... Thinking of her exam, she felt very depressed, and hoped that her test result would not be too ugly, anyway, she knew that she would definitely fail.

Gu, who was sitting opposite, raised his head and said to her, "Why don't you talk to your dad a little more?"

"I have nothing to talk about, so I have to hang up."

Classmate Gu immediately became unhappy, and protested: "You only said that Baozi was going to bring his girlfriend home, but you didn't say that you were going to bring his boyfriend home."

"It's not like you're going home with me tomorrow, it's the same if I tell them when I get home." Yu Baobao defended, it's not that she didn't say anything, it's just that she didn't think of him.

Classmate Gu curled his lips and put on a pitiful expression.

Yu Tangbao rolled his eyes at him, knowing that this guy would care, so he simply got up and walked behind him, wrapped his arms around his neck, and put his chin on his shoulder.

"I'm sorry, I will tell my family about this immediately when I get home tomorrow."

Gu Yihong stretched out his hand to hug her arm, turned his head slightly and pressed his face against hers, and said ruffiantly: "I don't accept a verbal apology, unless you give me a bobo."

Yu Tangbao slightly raised his eyebrows, this guy is playing a rogue...

(End of this chapter)