I spit on the gods

Chapter 3

Turning his mind around, Yu Tangbao started to deal with the boss seriously. The two cooperated tacitly, one near and one far away, and after fighting for ten minutes, they finally won.

System prompt: You have obtained the Drunken Crouching Bow.

System prompt: You have obtained the evil eye.

System prompt: You have...

The evil eye is a gem that adds defense, but I don't know what the drunken bow is. The orange bow and arrow should be a treasure.

Click on the drunk bow to see, it says: kill 200 more spiders to upgrade attributes.It's really a good bow and arrow, with poison damage, if you practice it, you can deal with players who mainly attack poison damage, so keep it first.

In other words, what did the great god get?Couldn't help but ask him: Great God, what did you get?
(Team) Gu Xibujun: A dungeon scroll, I will look for you later, I am going out.

System prompt: Gu Xibujun requests to add you as a friend, do you agree?

Without even thinking about it, Yu Tangbao clicked to agree. As soon as he added the Great God as a friend, the name of the Great God was dimmed.She realized belatedly that the master asked her to help type the double book because she was in a hurry.

Sigh... Originally, I wanted to tease the Great God, but now I don't have to. However, she still has one thing to deal with.

Take the number back to the main city, walk up to the guild envoy, look for the "Battle Family" guild, and click Apply to join.

System prompt: The administrator has rejected your membership application.

Yu Tangbao blinked his eyes. What happened to refuse her membership? !She applied again, and the result showed: the guild was full.

What's the situation... Yu Tangbao was a little confused. When she quit the guild, she obviously still had a position, so she immediately sent a private message to Brother Xiao: Why is the guild full?
Brother Xiao: Zhuzhu and Wolf Girl put two trumpets in, and my wife also joined the club.

Yu Tangbao suddenly became angry, and said angrily: Let them withdraw the trumpet, I want to go back.

Brother Xiao: Wait a minute.

She had to wait patiently for a while, but the reply she got was: They told you to play outside for a while before coming back, and now there is no place in the guild.

Nima!Yu Tangbao finally couldn't help cursing, and hit the keyboard heavily: What do you mean, I'm not as important as their trumpets?
Brother Xiao: The main reason is that the yang is flourishing and the yin is declining in the guild. The pig and the wolf girl have lost their words. If anyone kicks their trumpet, they will quit the guild.

Yushu Linfeng Banglonglong: Yes, you value sex and despise friends, don't you think that you are this kind of people.

Brother Xiao: Uncle Long, everyone is a man, so you should let the girls go first. I will kick them out after two days if I find out that some people don’t do the task, and you will come back at that time.

Uncle!Yu Tangbao cursed in a low voice, and said angrily: No need, I can have a good time by myself, goodbye.

Brother Xiao: Old wolf?

Yu Tangbao didn't say anything else, walked back to the main city alone, and soon came to Baozi's shop, and said a word on his head: Brother Baozi, I'm in a bad mood.

(Currently) profiteer selling buns: none of my business.

(Currently) Yushu Linfeng Honglonglong: I have decided, I want to buy a sex change card and a name change card!

(Currently) A profiteer selling steamed stuffed buns: The two cards add up to 1 gold coins, don't try to hit me, thank you.

Ding... Baozi didn't say that she hadn't thought of it, but after what he said, she really wanted to trick him, hehe~~ She couldn't get 1 gold coins anyway, but Baozi, a real profiteer, would certainly be able to.

(Currently) Yushu Linfeng Honglonglong: Brother Bao, I know you must have money, first lend me an emergency, and then return it to you when I have money.

(Currently) profiteer selling buns: Didn’t your mother give you thousands of dollars last month?Where is the money?

The thousands of dollars my mother gave her last month...

This matter has to be thought about carefully. In my impression, after getting the living expenses, she immediately went to buy a pair of limited-edition boxing gloves, and then bought a set of No. 19 ball uniforms. Well, it was almost gone.

(Currently) Yushu faces the wind and blasts the dragon: the flowers are gone.

(Current) profiteer selling buns: I want to tell your mother!
(Currently) Yushu Linfeng Banglonglong: Well, I just remembered something. I heard that someone only scored 28 points in calculus last semester, but the report card actually wrote 88 points.Tsk tsk, this is so weird, should I tell my aunt about it.

Hehehe~~ Yu Tangbao laughed wickedly, fighting with her, he is still tender.

(Currently) profiteer selling steamed stuffed buns: Peat!No matter what you say, I don't have 1 gold coins anyway!
(Currently) Yushu Linfeng Banglonglong: Brother Bao, is it okay to act like a baby?
(Currently) profiteer selling buns: Yu Dabao, don't scare me.

Yu Tangbao rolled her eyes to the sky, is she so helpless?Said angrily: You don't eat soft ones, do you?I suddenly wanted to try out the gloves I just bought.

(Currently) profiteer selling steamed stuffed buns: Let’s fight, you don’t even have 1 gold coins if you beat me to death.

(Currently) Yushu faces the wind and blasts the dragon: God, why is my life so hard!Others' childhood sweethearts are all loving, but my childhood sweetheart only loves money!That’s just forget it, helping others fight injustices and end up being homeless and disgusted by others, I might as well retire...

After Yu Tangbao worked so hard to finish this affectionate confession, the profiteer who sold buns finally reacted: Was he bullied?
(Currently) Yushu Linfeng Banglonglong: More than just being bullied, those bastards value sex and despise friends, saying that they want girls but not me, and I don’t want to go back to that kind of place again, forget it.

(Currently) profiteer selling steamed stuffed buns: Well, you have today too.

Well, Brother Baozi actually gloated and said angrily: You are also a heartless person, I want to retreat! ! !
(Currently) profiteer selling buns: By the way, I thought of a good way, as long as you do it, 1 gold coins will be given to you.

Hahaha... Brother Baozi really has 1 gold coins, so he immediately asked him: Brother Bao, what do you want me to do?
Brother Baozi didn't say it right away, but sent her a private message directly: My friend is having a birthday party tonight, please help me drive.

Yushu Linfeng Honglonglong: Ask me to be a substitute driver. This needs to be discussed again. The purpose of a drunk driver is to save a drunk life. Brother Bao, your life should cost more than 1 gold coins, right?
A profiteer who sells steamed stuffed buns: If you don’t do business, it’s a waste of your black heart. It’s almost time. Get ready and wait for me at the door at 6 o’clock.

Yu Tangbao sighed softly, replied with "Oh", and then there was nothing else.

Looking at the time in the lower right corner, it was still 10 minutes to six o'clock, but she didn't really want to go out.It's rare to have a national day to be happy at home, and I have to go back to school in a few days, and I don't have so much time to play games then.

(End of this chapter)