I spit on the gods
Chapter 311 Special episode 2: The foreplay is too long, baby stop making trouble
Chapter 311 Special episode 2: The foreplay is too long, baby stop making trouble
Half a year after Gu Yutang was born, Gu Yihong accompanied Yu Tangbao and held an official press conference.
The press conference was held in a certain hotel, and many media reporters came to the scene. Some people had already guessed the reason for Tang Bao's press conference, but they were just guesses, and there was no confirmation.
The press conference started, and Yu Tangbao said into the microphone: "First of all, I would like to thank all the friends from the media for coming to my press conference. Today I want to announce something. I have decided, starting today, to officially quit the entertainment industry and stay at home wholeheartedly. Take care of my son and my husband."
As soon as these words came out, the scene suddenly fell into a state of embarrassment.
She paused and continued: "After making this decision, I hope that everyone here, as well as fans and friends in front of the TV, will stop thinking of me as an idol star. I am now an ordinary wife and a wife. I am a new mother who just took office. In the future, my life will be more challenging than acting in any drama, because I don’t know how to be a good mother, and I don’t know how to be a good wife. These are my future challenges.”
"A friend asked me, besides being a housewife, do I have any other pursuits?" She smiled and shook her head and said, "I have no other pursuits for the time being. In the future, I may move behind the scenes, or I may enter other In the field of human beings, I can only answer this answer that even I am not sure about."
"Finally, thank you for your blessings to me, and thank you to my husband. The end of an era does not mean the end. In the future, I will shine even brighter, but at that time I will no longer affect anyone. Please remember my First name, my name is Yu Tangbao, thank you everyone, goodbye!"
After the statement was finally finished, she got up without hesitation, and with the support of Gu Yihong and the security guards, she quickly walked back to the lounge, thus avoiding the reporters' pursuit.
After the press conference was released, Weibo exploded in an instant. Just as Yu Tangbao said, her era is over.
Someone summed up her little half life: she entered the showbiz at the age of 22, won the Newcomer Award at the age of 23, and won numerous awards after that, until she won the Golden Eagle Award at the age of 27, and announced her withdrawal from the entertainment circle at the age of 28.Yu Tangbao didn't come to play in the entertainment industry, she just came to make soy sauce and get some rewards for fun.
Some people commented on her sudden withdrawal: She could have a deeper fortune, but in the face of fame and fortune, she chose her husband and son. She is a great woman, at least she let go of things that many people are reluctant to discard.
Some people also commented: Yu Tangbao is the only actress I recognize who has good looks, acting skills, is not pretentious, and dares to take on the role.Compared with those crappy entertainers who love to cheat, whore and gamble, who are greedy for vanity, and have no limit to hype, Yu Tangbao is a well-deserved goddess.
Others commented: She is a recognized martial arts champion in the martial arts world, an actress who has never used a double in fighting scenes, how many actresses can do it herself without a double?
In the end, someone concluded: An era is over, why is there always a slight sadness in my heart?
When I got home that day, Yu Tangbao posted a very relaxed Weibo on Weibo: Before I was pregnant with Xiao Yuer, I was just 90 catties, now I am 102 catties, and I will start to lose weight tomorrow.
As soon as Weibo was posted, Gu Yihong suddenly hugged her, sniffed her neck vigorously, and whispered softly in her ear: "Baby, let's go on honeymoon."
"For your size, what should we do, Xiao Yuer?" Yu Tangbao resolutely refused.
She gave her son the baby name Xiao Yu'er, because every time the little guy sees the fish in the fish tank, he always stares at them without blinking, not knowing what he is thinking.
"Hey..." Gu Yihong sighed helplessly, "If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have had a son so early, but suddenly there is an extra oil bottle, and it is inconvenient to go anywhere."
Yu Tangbao rolled his eyes at him, and said angrily: "Say this sentence again, I will record it and play it to my son when he grows up."
"Baby, don't..." Gu Yihong smiled, turned over and pressed her under him, just about to kiss her, a dry cough suddenly came from the top of his head.
He had no choice but to stop his movements, looked up at the indoor balcony on the second floor, where his father was standing there, and said condescendingly: "Your mother is putting Xiao Yu'er to sleep, you have to go back to your room."
"Dad, you are very wordy." Gu Yihong couldn't help complaining, and slowly sat back on the sofa, took his baby into his arms, bowed his head and said to her, "When my son grows older, we will move back to the Go home."
"Okay." She had been waiting for this sentence for a long time. Before she was pregnant and confinement, she had no experience and lived at her parents' house temporarily. Now she can move out by herself.
"Then let's go back to the room first." He smiled wickedly, the meaning was obvious.
Yu Tangbao rolled his eyes at him, and leisurely picked up the remote control, "I want to watch TV, so I won't go crazy with you."
"Come on baby, I've been abstinent for a year and a half, if you still don't give it to me, I'm going to choke."
"Go buy a durian and I can think about it when I come back."
"Okay." He smiled and hugged her directly. He couldn't bear her to leave saliva on him after eating the durian, and he would collapse.
"Hey, hey!" Yu Tangbao struggled to get down, but he quickly reached the stairs, not daring to move anymore, for fear of falling, "Bastard, Dad is watching us!"
"Anyway, it's not the first time to show affection in front of him, so leave him alone."
"You unfilial son!"
"This sentence can only be scolded by the old man, you should say, husband, are you good or bad~"
Yu Tangbao gave him a pair of dead fish eyes, this pervert!
Finally back in the room, he gently put her on the big bed, got up and pressed her down, and wanted to launch an offensive, she pushed her against his face.
"Wait a minute!" She immediately sat up, "Touch the boxing game, whoever wins will attack, and the loser will suffer."
"Come."
"Scissors, rock, paper..."
In the end, Yu Tangbao still won.
If she paid a little attention, she would definitely be able to detect that he deliberately lost to her.There is no other reason, just because he likes her all kinds of fancy teasing so much, it's almost driving him to heaven.
"Baby, take it easy, it hurts a little."
"How can it show my love for you if it doesn't hurt, hehehe..." Yu Baobao smiled, "Would you like to have a massage here too?"
"The left shoulder is a bit heavier, and it hurt a bit during the recording of the program a few days ago."
"Okay." She continued to massage his shoulders, making him very comfortable.
After pressing it for a while, he reacted belatedly, turned around and protested: "Baby, your foreplay is too long."
"What's the rush, as long as I put you to sleep, I can go out and buy durians, hehehe..." Yu Tangbao laughed.
Yes, she massaged him for a long time every time, and finally made him fall asleep so comfortably, and she avoided countless boat scenes by this trick.
"Smelly baby, it turns out you're playing with such a crooked idea, and you've learned it badly." He quickly turned over and pressed her under him, and endured it for a year and a half, and he really didn't want to bear it anymore, "Look at me!"
"It hurts!" She immediately frowned in pain, and put her hand on his waist, trying to push him away. It's been a long time since she did this kind of thing.
"Oh, I haven't done it for too long, I almost forgot to add foreplay..." He looked innocent, so let's add a little foreplay first.
Life is long, and he has a lot of time to add drama to himself.
(End of this chapter)
Half a year after Gu Yutang was born, Gu Yihong accompanied Yu Tangbao and held an official press conference.
The press conference was held in a certain hotel, and many media reporters came to the scene. Some people had already guessed the reason for Tang Bao's press conference, but they were just guesses, and there was no confirmation.
The press conference started, and Yu Tangbao said into the microphone: "First of all, I would like to thank all the friends from the media for coming to my press conference. Today I want to announce something. I have decided, starting today, to officially quit the entertainment industry and stay at home wholeheartedly. Take care of my son and my husband."
As soon as these words came out, the scene suddenly fell into a state of embarrassment.
She paused and continued: "After making this decision, I hope that everyone here, as well as fans and friends in front of the TV, will stop thinking of me as an idol star. I am now an ordinary wife and a wife. I am a new mother who just took office. In the future, my life will be more challenging than acting in any drama, because I don’t know how to be a good mother, and I don’t know how to be a good wife. These are my future challenges.”
"A friend asked me, besides being a housewife, do I have any other pursuits?" She smiled and shook her head and said, "I have no other pursuits for the time being. In the future, I may move behind the scenes, or I may enter other In the field of human beings, I can only answer this answer that even I am not sure about."
"Finally, thank you for your blessings to me, and thank you to my husband. The end of an era does not mean the end. In the future, I will shine even brighter, but at that time I will no longer affect anyone. Please remember my First name, my name is Yu Tangbao, thank you everyone, goodbye!"
After the statement was finally finished, she got up without hesitation, and with the support of Gu Yihong and the security guards, she quickly walked back to the lounge, thus avoiding the reporters' pursuit.
After the press conference was released, Weibo exploded in an instant. Just as Yu Tangbao said, her era is over.
Someone summed up her little half life: she entered the showbiz at the age of 22, won the Newcomer Award at the age of 23, and won numerous awards after that, until she won the Golden Eagle Award at the age of 27, and announced her withdrawal from the entertainment circle at the age of 28.Yu Tangbao didn't come to play in the entertainment industry, she just came to make soy sauce and get some rewards for fun.
Some people commented on her sudden withdrawal: She could have a deeper fortune, but in the face of fame and fortune, she chose her husband and son. She is a great woman, at least she let go of things that many people are reluctant to discard.
Some people also commented: Yu Tangbao is the only actress I recognize who has good looks, acting skills, is not pretentious, and dares to take on the role.Compared with those crappy entertainers who love to cheat, whore and gamble, who are greedy for vanity, and have no limit to hype, Yu Tangbao is a well-deserved goddess.
Others commented: She is a recognized martial arts champion in the martial arts world, an actress who has never used a double in fighting scenes, how many actresses can do it herself without a double?
In the end, someone concluded: An era is over, why is there always a slight sadness in my heart?
When I got home that day, Yu Tangbao posted a very relaxed Weibo on Weibo: Before I was pregnant with Xiao Yuer, I was just 90 catties, now I am 102 catties, and I will start to lose weight tomorrow.
As soon as Weibo was posted, Gu Yihong suddenly hugged her, sniffed her neck vigorously, and whispered softly in her ear: "Baby, let's go on honeymoon."
"For your size, what should we do, Xiao Yuer?" Yu Tangbao resolutely refused.
She gave her son the baby name Xiao Yu'er, because every time the little guy sees the fish in the fish tank, he always stares at them without blinking, not knowing what he is thinking.
"Hey..." Gu Yihong sighed helplessly, "If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have had a son so early, but suddenly there is an extra oil bottle, and it is inconvenient to go anywhere."
Yu Tangbao rolled his eyes at him, and said angrily: "Say this sentence again, I will record it and play it to my son when he grows up."
"Baby, don't..." Gu Yihong smiled, turned over and pressed her under him, just about to kiss her, a dry cough suddenly came from the top of his head.
He had no choice but to stop his movements, looked up at the indoor balcony on the second floor, where his father was standing there, and said condescendingly: "Your mother is putting Xiao Yu'er to sleep, you have to go back to your room."
"Dad, you are very wordy." Gu Yihong couldn't help complaining, and slowly sat back on the sofa, took his baby into his arms, bowed his head and said to her, "When my son grows older, we will move back to the Go home."
"Okay." She had been waiting for this sentence for a long time. Before she was pregnant and confinement, she had no experience and lived at her parents' house temporarily. Now she can move out by herself.
"Then let's go back to the room first." He smiled wickedly, the meaning was obvious.
Yu Tangbao rolled his eyes at him, and leisurely picked up the remote control, "I want to watch TV, so I won't go crazy with you."
"Come on baby, I've been abstinent for a year and a half, if you still don't give it to me, I'm going to choke."
"Go buy a durian and I can think about it when I come back."
"Okay." He smiled and hugged her directly. He couldn't bear her to leave saliva on him after eating the durian, and he would collapse.
"Hey, hey!" Yu Tangbao struggled to get down, but he quickly reached the stairs, not daring to move anymore, for fear of falling, "Bastard, Dad is watching us!"
"Anyway, it's not the first time to show affection in front of him, so leave him alone."
"You unfilial son!"
"This sentence can only be scolded by the old man, you should say, husband, are you good or bad~"
Yu Tangbao gave him a pair of dead fish eyes, this pervert!
Finally back in the room, he gently put her on the big bed, got up and pressed her down, and wanted to launch an offensive, she pushed her against his face.
"Wait a minute!" She immediately sat up, "Touch the boxing game, whoever wins will attack, and the loser will suffer."
"Come."
"Scissors, rock, paper..."
In the end, Yu Tangbao still won.
If she paid a little attention, she would definitely be able to detect that he deliberately lost to her.There is no other reason, just because he likes her all kinds of fancy teasing so much, it's almost driving him to heaven.
"Baby, take it easy, it hurts a little."
"How can it show my love for you if it doesn't hurt, hehehe..." Yu Baobao smiled, "Would you like to have a massage here too?"
"The left shoulder is a bit heavier, and it hurt a bit during the recording of the program a few days ago."
"Okay." She continued to massage his shoulders, making him very comfortable.
After pressing it for a while, he reacted belatedly, turned around and protested: "Baby, your foreplay is too long."
"What's the rush, as long as I put you to sleep, I can go out and buy durians, hehehe..." Yu Tangbao laughed.
Yes, she massaged him for a long time every time, and finally made him fall asleep so comfortably, and she avoided countless boat scenes by this trick.
"Smelly baby, it turns out you're playing with such a crooked idea, and you've learned it badly." He quickly turned over and pressed her under him, and endured it for a year and a half, and he really didn't want to bear it anymore, "Look at me!"
"It hurts!" She immediately frowned in pain, and put her hand on his waist, trying to push him away. It's been a long time since she did this kind of thing.
"Oh, I haven't done it for too long, I almost forgot to add foreplay..." He looked innocent, so let's add a little foreplay first.
Life is long, and he has a lot of time to add drama to himself.
(End of this chapter)
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