I spit on the gods

Chapter 6 People who play masturbation cups are not worthy of being masters

So Yu Tangbao changed his name to "Yu Xiaobao".

(Currently) Yu Xiaobao: Corrected.

(Currently) profiteer selling steamed stuffed buns: You are so good, Xiaobao, you have to be more polite to me in the future, otherwise no one will give you pocket money in the future.

Cut~ Yu Tangbao cut it disdainfully, she wanted to spend his money, but he could still take it away, and said angrily: "For the sake of this name change card, if I don't want to be poor with you today, I'll hook up with the master." .

(Current) profiteer selling steamed stuffed buns: Am I not a master?

(Currently) Yu Xiaobao: People who play masturbation cups are not worthy of being masters.

(Currently) profiteer selling buns: ...

"Hahahaha..." Yu Xiaobao walked away with a string of "ha" on her head, leaving the profiteer who sold buns full of helplessness. After she walked away, she said on her head: I am It's good to be spoofed...

Yu Tangbao opened the friend list, and suddenly found that the name of the Great God was highlighted, so he sent him a private message: Great God, it's me, I changed my name.

Gu Xibujun: Who are you?

Yu Tangbao raised his eyebrows, the great god is really a noble person who forgets things too much, and explained: Yushu is facing the wind and the dragon is booming~
Gu Xi is not handsome: she has turned back into a woman.

Yu Xiaobao: She was originally a girl, but she got such a poignant name because she was hacked by a bad friend before.

Gu Xibujun: I don’t need your help to make a copy now, let’s wait another day.

Short oil~ It turned out that the master mistakenly thought that she wanted to do activities with him, she just wanted to hook up, it didn't matter whether she did activities or not.

Yu Xiaobao: Alright, my god, let's meet again some other day, bye.

The purpose of hooking up has been achieved, at least familiarity is enough.After closing the private message window, she is going to kill spiders next, and upgrade the drunk crouching bow that she lost when she was doing a two-person book with the master today to see if it works.

There are quite a lot of places where there are spiders in the city of fireworks online, and there are many spiders in the humid room, so go there to kill them temporarily, and you can also level up by the way.

After making up her mind, she took Hao into the damp room, killed the monster silently for a while, and suddenly met a group of acquaintances.

Big Brother Xiao, Pig Man, Full Moon Wolf Girl, Numb Chicken, and Brother Xiao's wife in the game, Mrs. Xiao.

(Currently) Pigman: If we don't let Uncle Long return to the guild, will he have any objections to me?

(Currently) Full Moon Wolf Girl: Whatever, I don’t like people like him who are arrogant and arrogant. At the beginning, I had a good impression of him, but in the end I became more and more disappointed in him.

Yo~ These stinky bitches are actually talking bad things about her behind their backs. I guess they have said a lot before, otherwise they wouldn't be so open and aboveboard in such a place.However, she really didn't expect that they deliberately refused to let her return to the guild.

There is also the wolf girl, who can't tell that she also has the attributes of a green tea whore. I remember that the wolf girl confessed to her in the game very early, but she was ruthlessly rejected by her. Most likely, it was at that time Have a grudge against her.

(Currently) numb chick: Don't talk about Uncle Long like that, he has done a lot for the guild, and it is also his credit that Brother Xiao was not banished by Gu Xi.

(Currently) Brother Xiao: Uncle Long is quite righteous, but he is not close to women. I will let him come back when he has a position in a few days.

(Currently) Mrs. Xiao: Brother Xiao, why did you let him come back?I don't like him either.

(Currently) Pigman: That's right, don't let him come back. When he comes back, he doesn't know who will be humiliated by him. His words are so poisonous, it's too annoying.

……

Yu Tangbao sighed helplessly, these guys have said so many bad things, don't they know how to restrain themselves?I didn't want to disturb her at first, but now that she doesn't have a guild, she can kill people at will.

If she is in a good mood today, she will reluctantly teach them how to behave...

Target one, full moon wolf girl; target two, pig man; target three, wife of the Xiao family; the remaining two men, let them witness the moment of history.

System prompt: You will kill the full moon wolf girl.

System prompt: You will kill Pigman.

System prompt: You killed the Xiao family lady.

It's not that the three stinky girls' fighting power is too low, it's just that her speed is too fast, killing people is effortless, and when they reacted, there were already three women lying on the ground.

(Currently) Mrs. Xiao's family: Who are you!
(Currently) Pigman: Brother Xiao, what are you still standing there for, hurry up and help us get revenge!

(Currently) Full Moon Wolf Girl: Hurry up and get revenge!
Hmph~ Yu Tangbao smiled coldly, and before they could do anything, he quickly typed out a sentence: Are you sure you can beat me?
(Currently) Brother Xiao: Uncle Long, you changed your name.

(Currently) numb chick: Uncle Long, why have you changed your gender?
Faced with the doubts of these two men, she explained and declared her position in a calm manner: I am a woman, from now on there will be no Uncle Long in the world, you go your way, I go my way , remember my name, my name is Yu Xiaobao.

(Currently) Numb Chick: No, you are actually a woman.

(Currently) Pig Man: Liar, right?

(Currently) Full Moon Wolf Girl: Impossible, then don't pretend to be Uncle Long to kill someone!
Cut... Yu Tangbao cut it disdainfully, and finally said: The old lady killed you stinky bitches who whispered bad things behind their backs. Remember to be a good person in the future, otherwise I will kill you ten times once I see you!

After leaving the words, she bypassed these people and walked into a deeper map, continuing to kill spiders.

She couldn't see what they said later, and she wasn't interested in knowing it, whether she scolded her or persuaded her to stay, she couldn't possibly return to that kind of place.

Once the trust between people is lost, no matter how good the friendship is, it will be in vain. In the future, she will play with herself.

Spiders are actually easy to kill. It took only half an hour to complete 200 spiders. The attributes of the Drunken Crouching Bow were fully upgraded, and the damage of long-range attacks increased by 15%. Her overall combat power also increased from 750 million to 800 million.

Hehehe~ It's really a good bow, she can hit many people in the future.

While I was proud, I suddenly received a private message from the Great God: Are you free?Come and do me a favor.

Yu Xiaobao: What are you doing when you are free?
Gu Xibujun: Come and wait for me at the gate of the main city first, and I will go to find you.

Yu Xiaobao: Immediately~
Yu Tangbao didn't have the heart to brush the level, so he ran to the main city, and soon came to the gate of the main city, but he didn't see the figure of the great god.

After waiting for a long time, the Great God finally came, and he was the only one who came.

System prompt: Gu Xibujun invited you to join the team, do you agree?
Yu Xiaobao joined the team.

Without saying a word, the Great God silently led the team into the main city, passed through several familiar streets, but didn't know where to go.

(End of this chapter)