I spit on the gods

Chapter 75
World Channel, Dou Dou is not Dou Dou Seeing that someone has not responded, he seemed a little impatient, and said: Master, I have already apologized, can you come back?
The two people in the team saw Doudou's voice.

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: Do ​​you want to go back?
(Team) Gu Xibujun: No reply.

After speaking, the master said on the world channel: I will go out with the baby to play, and the others will stay in the guild to build well, and wait for us to go back.

After he said that, she also wanted to make a statement and respond in the world: Kid Doudou, for your master's sake, I will forgive you this time, remember to respect everyone around you in the future, you know?

(World) Going around is not fighting: ...

(World) Gu Xibujun: Baby, let's go play.

(World) Yu Xiaobao: Good.

The two withdrew from the world channel and returned to the team.

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: What are you going to do now?
(Team) Gu Xibujun: Do the task first.

At this time, the system popped up a message: Your friend Ming Yijun is online.

Then another reminder popped up: Your friend, a profiteer who sells steamed stuffed buns, is online.

Baozi is finally online haha, go tease him, and send him a private message directly: Brother Baozi, I'm here.

Ming Yijun: I'll go, why did you join my guild?

Yu Xiaobao: Are you not welcome?

Ming Yijun: Can I have a good life after you come? ? ?

Pfft~ It turned out that Baozi was afraid that she would bully him. Really, she is a quiet and beautiful girl even when she is not doing anything.

Yu Xiaobao: Don't worry, I will be gentle with you.

Ming Yijun: Don't, don't, don't lean in when you're free, leave your gentleness to your husband to enjoy slowly, I can't bear it.

Alas... Yu Tangbao sighed helplessly. She didn't like to hear Baozi's words, so she tapped the keyboard lightly: Brother Baozi, do you have a problem with me?
Ming Yijun: How dare you.

Yu Xiaobao: Just don’t dare. Be careful what you say in the future, you know? [fist]……

Ming Yijun: Okay, I'm going to do the task, you play by yourself, goodbye.

Very good, he slipped away quickly, closed the private chat window, returned to the team, and found that a certain master sent a few words in succession.

(Team) Gu Xi is not handsome: How to write news comments?
(Team) Gu Xibujun: I used to be a science student, so I am not very good at writing articles.

(Team) Gu Xibujun: Where did the baby go?

Not good... Yu Tangbao immediately replied in the team: I just walked away for a while.

(Team) Gu Xibujun: Are you looking for buns?

Well, how did he know...

Could it be...he added Baozi as a friend?

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: No.

(Team) Gu Xibujun: Answer my question just now.

He just asked how to write news reviews, this... She is not very good at writing, so she replied: I used to be a science student, and I am not very good at writing news reviews.

(Team) Gu Xibujun: Are you a sports student?

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: No, I was directly admitted to X University in the college entrance examination. At that time, it was all relying on Baozi to give me tutoring. Don’t you know that I was tortured by Baozi so badly. I was not allowed to sleep until I finished the mock test papers. , Even my favorite roasted chicken legs are not given to me.

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: Tsk tsk... I lost ten catties in a month, and I haven't regained the weight I lost at that time.

She posted two long memoirs in a row, and she regretted it after posting, this guy might have another opinion on her.

(Team) Gu Xibujun: Why did you choose journalism?
(Team) Yu Xiaobao: Because journalism majors do not need to take math, physics, chemistry, and biology!
T_T...But his uncle, journalism majors have to learn a lot of liberal arts, and her history, politics and geography are poor, especially history, and she has never remembered important years.

(Team) Gu Xibujun: I have taken a few classes with you, and you don't like listening to literature and history.

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: You will cry if you talk too much, how about you?Why choose this major?
(Team) Gu Xibujun: Filled out the volunteers casually, without thinking about anything.

Yu Tangbao was speechless for a while, this guy was too casual, so he couldn't help asking him: What do you always think of and do?

(Team) Gu Xibujun: Well, after making a decision, I try not to let myself regret it.

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: That's great, I don't have your determination.

(Team) Gu Xibujun: If you are too lazy, you can entrust your determination to me, and I will help you make the decision.

Can resolutions be left to others to make decisions?Said angrily: I have nothing to decide, so don't be kind.

(Team) Gu Xibujun: Come on, give me a shout.

What the hell, this guy came again, and he yelled helplessly: Husband.

(Team) Gu Xi is not handsome: My wife is so good.

Yu Tangbao's face was slightly hot. Why did he suddenly change his words to her when he was so good-looking? It's strange to call her "wife".No, she wants to protest.

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: Don't call me wife.

(Team) Gu Xibujun: Hand mistake...

Mistake peat!He clearly did it on purpose.

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: Can I say something about Fangcaotian?
(Team) Gu Xi is not handsome: no swearing, even cryptic ones.

Yu Tangbao felt a little regretful, the Great God didn't like her swearing, and she just said a cryptic swearing, which made him unhappy, would he despise her because of it?

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: I'm sorry, I won't talk about it in the future.

(Team) Gu Xibujun: If you want me not to be angry, you can write a news commentary for me.

Yu Tangbao's big shining eyes narrowed into dead fish eyes in an instant, she really wanted to say "Fangcaotian" again, she had never seen such a cheeky rascal.

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: Can you stop taking advantage of me?

(Team) Gu Xibujun: Yesterday the doctor said that I had a slight concussion and that I should not use my brain. Alas... Forget it, it’s better to ask others than to ask yourself. I’ll write it myself. It’s only a thousand or two thousand words.

concussion!Didn't he say it's all right? !
(Team) Yu Xiaobao: You have a concussion and don't go to rest!
(Team) Gu Xibujun: I will write a news review after playing for a while, I am afraid I will not be able to sleep tonight, alas, I have a terrible headache when I use my brain.

Yu Tangbao wanted to cry but had no tears, knowing that he was playing tricks, but...she really couldn't refuse him, and couldn't bear to let him get hurt and have to work so hard to write.

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: You are cruel!
Her words were definitely typed out through gnashing of teeth.

(Team) Gu Xibujun: Good boy, come and give it to me.

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: Fuck you, don't come near me.

(Team) Gu Xibujun: Come on, good little treasure.

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: Get lost... I see through you...

……

The two finished the two rounds of husband and wife tasks in a small way. Yu Tangbao said that he didn't want to hang out with him anymore, so he quit the team and went to play by himself.

　Remember, don't quarrel, don't let the backyard of the book review area catch fire, it's not a deep hatred, there is no need to quarrel, everyone take a step back, and sell the son a face.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)