The Little Fox Demon: The Eastern Demon Way
Chapter 28 Dude... Your Dick Looks Like It's Exploding
Chapter 28 Dude, Your Dick Seems to Explode
The territory of the Beauty Snake Clan, inside the patriarch's cave.
"You mean a human Taoist priest has developed a demon priest who specializes in restraining our southern country from cultivating poison?" Meimei frowned slightly.
"Patriarch, this is Chou Chouxin, the patriarch of the Ugly Snake Clan. He has been captured by a human Taoist priest for 100 years, and that human Taoist priest used his blood essence as a medium to refine a magic weapon." The beautiful snake demon pointed Chou Chou Xin lying weak on the ground.
"To get to the point, I can see that he is very hypocritical." Mei Mei urged.
"I know that the Taoist priest needs the blood essence of the ugly snake clan to activate the magic weapon. Chou Chouxin doesn't have much blood essence, so only his descendants can have it. I heard that his descendants belong to the beauty snake clan, that is, the beauty snake clan. Lan's daughter, Shechou."
"Snake ugly?" Meimei seemed to understand something.
The green centipede called for Snake Chou, which made Meimei suspicious, but Meimei didn't know the function of Snake Chou, because she was weak in strength and ugly, so she couldn't see any value at all. Now Meimei knew the value of Snake Chou .
Meimei got up, walked to a cabinet in the cave, and took out a sky cannon-like device from above.
Then, Meimei turned into a streamer and flew out of the cave, igniting the sky cannon, and the fireworks shot into the sky from the opening of the sky cannon, and a gorgeous firework exploded in the air.
Although Meimei didn't fully believe what the beauty snake demon said, but with the spirit of being careful not to make big mistakes, she still used the emergency signal of the beauty snake clan to lure Mei Lan back.
She knows Mei Lan's character very well, and she will not ignore the troubles of the beauties and snakes.
As for why Meimei attracted Meilan, she wanted to protect them. In fact, when she agreed to marry Shechou to the green centipede, Meimei knew that Meilan would rescue Shechou. No mother would let her daughter live in a fire pit. inside.
Therefore, she turned a blind eye to this matter, neither to embarrass the beauty snake clan, nor to let the snake ugly marry the green centipede.
In fact, she still has feelings for Meilan. At the beginning, Meilan was the object she wanted to surpass. She had always regarded Meilan as her idol until later, she surpassed Meilan and became the patriarch of the beautiful snake clan.
Snake Charm Ridge, a hidden place.
"Brother, what a beautiful firework!" A little girl with a bun was holding onto the pant leg of the purple-robed Taoist, her eyes narrowed into crescents.
Then, the tender white hand brushed past the purple-robed Taoist's trouser leg, and a piece of talisman was pasted on his trouser leg.
"Everything is going according to my plan." Li Qutian smiled.
"What plan?" asked the little girl with double buns.
"Little sister, don't you know what I do?"
"A Taoist priest who sells pirated talismans and pirated instruments!" said the cute little girl with double buns.
"Cough cough cough!" Li Qutian held his chest and coughed violently.
"Junior sister, that happened a long time ago, can you selectively forget it? I am now the master's favorite student." Li Qutian rubbed his hands flatteringly and laughed.
"No, I'm my father's favorite student. I'm your senior sister, and you are my junior brother." The little girl with buns said with her hands on her hips.
"But I'm older than you."
"Okay! You silly Taoist priest, when my father was here, you would only bite one senior sister, calling you so sweet, now when my father kicks your legs, you want to climb on top of your senior sister again?"
"Let's get back to business." When the old master was alive, this sentence tricked me so many times, and how many times my leg was almost broken by the master.
"I've set up the soul-fixing formation here, with the Myriad Poison Orb as the eye of the formation. As long as it is a monster from the southern kingdom, once it enters, it will lose its power and let me slaughter it."
"what!!"
"From the look in your eyes, I feel that you despise me."
"Then let me ask you a question."
"ask."
"If I have ten talismans and I give you one, how many do I have?" the girl with the double bun asked.
"Nine!" Ten minus one equals nine, nothing wrong!
"Stupid, how can I give you my talisman? So I still have ten more, you are so stupid, I am really worried about the effectiveness of your formation."
"."
----
In mid-air, Dongfang Rising Sun sat cross-legged on the earthen platform, with a pensive expression on his face.
What is he thinking about?
Just now, She Chou asked him a question, that is - since you can control the soil to fly in the air and sit on the soil, why don't you fly to the human land like this?But to learn the art of flying.
Yes, since I can control the earth fly, why do I have to walk here?
What did I think at the beginning?
Could it be that my thinking ability is not as good as this silly snake?
Dongfang Rising Sun glanced at She Chou behind him.
Seeing Dongfang Rising Sun looking over, She Chou smiled sweetly.
No, I must have a reason for doing this, but I just haven't remembered it for the time being.
But what is the reason?
The reason why Dongfang Rising Sun wears Snake Chou is because she said that she can tell Dongfang Rising Sun the route to the human land, but please ask him to send her to Snake Charm Ridge.
Anyway, it was just sent, since there is a demon who wants to send the head from thousands of miles away, Dongfang Rising Sun will not stop it.
He and She Chou just met by chance, and he won't meddle in other people's affairs too much.
As soon as the rising sun in the east floated over the Shemei Ridge, a ray of purple light suddenly shot towards the earth platform, and centered on a point of the Shemei Ridge, a purple barrier surrounded the Shemei Ridge.
The purple light shone on the earth platform, and the earth platform was like ice cubes baked on the fire, melting away in an instant.
Dongfang Rising Sun grabbed Snake Chou and hovered in the air.
call out--
A ray of purple light shot out from the ground, and a long and wide sword appeared in front of Dongfang Rising Sun. On the sword stood a Taoist priest in purple robe and a girl with buns.
The purple-robed Taoist put his hands behind his back, and the corners of his clothes were blown up by the high-altitude wind. Coupled with that indifferent and detached expression, he was very forceful.
"Ah!" Dongfang Xuri suddenly yelled.
Li Qutian straightened his body consciously, trying not to let the word "grass holding" come out of his mouth.
In his impression, yelling alone is to magnify his moves to catch his feet.
"Ah! I know, I know why I want to learn the art of flying." Dongfang Rising Sun looked at She Chou, "Look, the soil platform is too large and easy to be attacked. The art of flying is highly mobile and can hide That's why I want to learn the art of flying."
This excuse is no, no, it is already a serious reason, and this reason is quite nice.
After thinking of a good reason, Dongfang Xuri had time to look at the two people who were flying towards him stepping on the flying sword.
The first thing that Dongfang Rising Sun noticed was the purple-robed Taoist, with an extremely shocked expression on his face.
Sure enough, the master usually said that I don't have aura because I didn't maintain a facial paralysis face. A facial paralysis face can often cover up many things, such as. There is no example.
Seeing Dongfang Xuri's shocked expression, Li Qutian felt that he was a lot better.
"Dude, your dick seems to have exploded." Dongfang Xuri said.
Dongfang Rising Sun was the first to notice the purple-robed Taoist, not because he was tall, but because his trouser legs were emitting white smoke all the time, and his position was very close to the dick.
(End of this chapter)
The territory of the Beauty Snake Clan, inside the patriarch's cave.
"You mean a human Taoist priest has developed a demon priest who specializes in restraining our southern country from cultivating poison?" Meimei frowned slightly.
"Patriarch, this is Chou Chouxin, the patriarch of the Ugly Snake Clan. He has been captured by a human Taoist priest for 100 years, and that human Taoist priest used his blood essence as a medium to refine a magic weapon." The beautiful snake demon pointed Chou Chou Xin lying weak on the ground.
"To get to the point, I can see that he is very hypocritical." Mei Mei urged.
"I know that the Taoist priest needs the blood essence of the ugly snake clan to activate the magic weapon. Chou Chouxin doesn't have much blood essence, so only his descendants can have it. I heard that his descendants belong to the beauty snake clan, that is, the beauty snake clan. Lan's daughter, Shechou."
"Snake ugly?" Meimei seemed to understand something.
The green centipede called for Snake Chou, which made Meimei suspicious, but Meimei didn't know the function of Snake Chou, because she was weak in strength and ugly, so she couldn't see any value at all. Now Meimei knew the value of Snake Chou .
Meimei got up, walked to a cabinet in the cave, and took out a sky cannon-like device from above.
Then, Meimei turned into a streamer and flew out of the cave, igniting the sky cannon, and the fireworks shot into the sky from the opening of the sky cannon, and a gorgeous firework exploded in the air.
Although Meimei didn't fully believe what the beauty snake demon said, but with the spirit of being careful not to make big mistakes, she still used the emergency signal of the beauty snake clan to lure Mei Lan back.
She knows Mei Lan's character very well, and she will not ignore the troubles of the beauties and snakes.
As for why Meimei attracted Meilan, she wanted to protect them. In fact, when she agreed to marry Shechou to the green centipede, Meimei knew that Meilan would rescue Shechou. No mother would let her daughter live in a fire pit. inside.
Therefore, she turned a blind eye to this matter, neither to embarrass the beauty snake clan, nor to let the snake ugly marry the green centipede.
In fact, she still has feelings for Meilan. At the beginning, Meilan was the object she wanted to surpass. She had always regarded Meilan as her idol until later, she surpassed Meilan and became the patriarch of the beautiful snake clan.
Snake Charm Ridge, a hidden place.
"Brother, what a beautiful firework!" A little girl with a bun was holding onto the pant leg of the purple-robed Taoist, her eyes narrowed into crescents.
Then, the tender white hand brushed past the purple-robed Taoist's trouser leg, and a piece of talisman was pasted on his trouser leg.
"Everything is going according to my plan." Li Qutian smiled.
"What plan?" asked the little girl with double buns.
"Little sister, don't you know what I do?"
"A Taoist priest who sells pirated talismans and pirated instruments!" said the cute little girl with double buns.
"Cough cough cough!" Li Qutian held his chest and coughed violently.
"Junior sister, that happened a long time ago, can you selectively forget it? I am now the master's favorite student." Li Qutian rubbed his hands flatteringly and laughed.
"No, I'm my father's favorite student. I'm your senior sister, and you are my junior brother." The little girl with buns said with her hands on her hips.
"But I'm older than you."
"Okay! You silly Taoist priest, when my father was here, you would only bite one senior sister, calling you so sweet, now when my father kicks your legs, you want to climb on top of your senior sister again?"
"Let's get back to business." When the old master was alive, this sentence tricked me so many times, and how many times my leg was almost broken by the master.
"I've set up the soul-fixing formation here, with the Myriad Poison Orb as the eye of the formation. As long as it is a monster from the southern kingdom, once it enters, it will lose its power and let me slaughter it."
"what!!"
"From the look in your eyes, I feel that you despise me."
"Then let me ask you a question."
"ask."
"If I have ten talismans and I give you one, how many do I have?" the girl with the double bun asked.
"Nine!" Ten minus one equals nine, nothing wrong!
"Stupid, how can I give you my talisman? So I still have ten more, you are so stupid, I am really worried about the effectiveness of your formation."
"."
----
In mid-air, Dongfang Rising Sun sat cross-legged on the earthen platform, with a pensive expression on his face.
What is he thinking about?
Just now, She Chou asked him a question, that is - since you can control the soil to fly in the air and sit on the soil, why don't you fly to the human land like this?But to learn the art of flying.
Yes, since I can control the earth fly, why do I have to walk here?
What did I think at the beginning?
Could it be that my thinking ability is not as good as this silly snake?
Dongfang Rising Sun glanced at She Chou behind him.
Seeing Dongfang Rising Sun looking over, She Chou smiled sweetly.
No, I must have a reason for doing this, but I just haven't remembered it for the time being.
But what is the reason?
The reason why Dongfang Rising Sun wears Snake Chou is because she said that she can tell Dongfang Rising Sun the route to the human land, but please ask him to send her to Snake Charm Ridge.
Anyway, it was just sent, since there is a demon who wants to send the head from thousands of miles away, Dongfang Rising Sun will not stop it.
He and She Chou just met by chance, and he won't meddle in other people's affairs too much.
As soon as the rising sun in the east floated over the Shemei Ridge, a ray of purple light suddenly shot towards the earth platform, and centered on a point of the Shemei Ridge, a purple barrier surrounded the Shemei Ridge.
The purple light shone on the earth platform, and the earth platform was like ice cubes baked on the fire, melting away in an instant.
Dongfang Rising Sun grabbed Snake Chou and hovered in the air.
call out--
A ray of purple light shot out from the ground, and a long and wide sword appeared in front of Dongfang Rising Sun. On the sword stood a Taoist priest in purple robe and a girl with buns.
The purple-robed Taoist put his hands behind his back, and the corners of his clothes were blown up by the high-altitude wind. Coupled with that indifferent and detached expression, he was very forceful.
"Ah!" Dongfang Xuri suddenly yelled.
Li Qutian straightened his body consciously, trying not to let the word "grass holding" come out of his mouth.
In his impression, yelling alone is to magnify his moves to catch his feet.
"Ah! I know, I know why I want to learn the art of flying." Dongfang Rising Sun looked at She Chou, "Look, the soil platform is too large and easy to be attacked. The art of flying is highly mobile and can hide That's why I want to learn the art of flying."
This excuse is no, no, it is already a serious reason, and this reason is quite nice.
After thinking of a good reason, Dongfang Xuri had time to look at the two people who were flying towards him stepping on the flying sword.
The first thing that Dongfang Rising Sun noticed was the purple-robed Taoist, with an extremely shocked expression on his face.
Sure enough, the master usually said that I don't have aura because I didn't maintain a facial paralysis face. A facial paralysis face can often cover up many things, such as. There is no example.
Seeing Dongfang Xuri's shocked expression, Li Qutian felt that he was a lot better.
"Dude, your dick seems to have exploded." Dongfang Xuri said.
Dongfang Rising Sun was the first to notice the purple-robed Taoist, not because he was tall, but because his trouser legs were emitting white smoke all the time, and his position was very close to the dick.
(End of this chapter)
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