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Chapter 332 Teach You to Fancy Tucao
Ignoring the booing from everyone in the comment area, Chu Bo calmly selected a new letter paper from a pile of letter papers, "Well, let's see what this fan said again. Well, Teacher Chu Bo, I like you so much, I have liked you for ten years! Well, can you please tell Mr. Yuan Jiayu..." As soon as he said this, Chu Bai directly crumpled the letter paper, as if he had read the letter at all, and threw away the card neatly.

Put on a warm smile again and look at the camera: "Hehe, well, let's not talk about these useless things, let's get into today's topic!"

"whispering sound!"

"whispering sound!"

The comment area is tumbling wildly!
"It's so shameless! Haha!"

"Boss, where's your bottom line! What's your bottom line!"

"It's still you saucy!"

……

Some fans of Park Tianxing still spared no effort to question Chu Bai's show and hurled abuse.

"Get out of China!"

"Rubbish!"

"It must be a show! I don't believe you are off the script!"

……

Chu Bai looked up at the sky suddenly, and said with emotion on his face: "I can't help it anymore. Things have developed to this point today, which is beyond my expectation. You must already know what happened on the Internet today. In this case, I still Let me tell you a secret."

When everyone heard the words, they suddenly became incredulous.

Everyone knew what Chu Bai said was referring to the incident, which was the questioning incident led by Zhang Dada, Pu Tianxing and his brain-dead fans.

But didn't you just say that?
Could it be that there is something wrong with this matter?
Following Chu Bai's words, Pu Tianxing's brainless fans, like wolves who smelled blood, rushed out one after another, clamoring in the comment area.

Afterwards, I saw Chu Bai saying seriously: "Congratulations, you guessed it right!"

"what?"

"What does this mean?"

"It's really not out of the script, is it?"

"That's not right, didn't you see nothing just now? Let alone the teleprompter, didn't you see even the manuscript!"

I saw Chu Bai pointing to the camera at the empty space in front of him, and he made a vivid gesture of a rectangular podium there, and said solemnly: "Actually, you are watching my live broadcast through the Internet, so you don't understand , actually right here in front of me, yes, this is where I gestured.

There is a table here, on which are all my manuscripts for this episode, um, a stack, more than the fan letters I just took.

I saw that some audience friends asked in the comment area: Where is the stage?Why can't we see it? ? ?

Well, in fact, I can’t blame you, it’s because the technology of Whale Platform is too powerful. I have a friend, you all know him, his name is Xu Muping.

Anyway, the boss of Whale has no talents under his command, so it would be flimsy to follow the same internal arrangement. "

Xu Muping, who was watching Chu Bai's live broadcast in the background, found out that he was called by name, and he was stunned.

What happened?

I don't know anything!
Brother, can we stop playing tricks, I'm really a little scared of being called out by you in public!
I heard Chu Bo continue: "Everyone who plays Wei Te knows that we often play together. Based on this relationship, he must take care of me. When I heard that I was going to broadcast live, no, I immediately arranged it internally. A wave. So let the computer experts in the company do some post-processing for me."

As he said that, Chu Bo pointed to the camera and said: "That's why, audience friends in front of the screen, you can't see the table in front of me at all, because it was dropped by P, yes, this table is frame by frame. Erased, and what you are seeing now is not a live broadcast at all, but this master brother used his computer technology to play the video I recorded in the form of a live broadcast for you to watch! Really, Huaxia has no shortage of talents, real!"

drop?
How about a live broadcast!
Still recording and replaying live?

Is there such a technique? !

Many viewers were as dumbfounded as Xu Muping.

The amount of information is a bit large... Fuck, it's too big! ! !
Until an expert explained in the comment area: "Haven't you understood yet? Chu Bo is just mocking those who question whether he has finished the manuscript! He has already explained it just now, but there are still some idiot fans who don't believe it. What kind of presence is there in the comment area, so Chu Bo just provided them with a stage, it’s ridiculous that those idiots thought they really had a stage, and still clamored for victory there! HHH, I’m dying of laughter.”

Only then did everyone understand what it meant, and they all laughed, "Hahaha!"

Chu Bai suddenly said seriously to the camera: "Everyone can see this table, right?"

Countless audiences who supported him were all over the show: "Yes!"

"Pfft! That's right!"

"I saw it, there is a table! It's black!"

Countless spectators booed, everyone was so happy!
Xu Muping also understood now, and couldn't stop laughing, and the Whale Platform staff around him were also amused.

Damn it, Chu Bo is awesome!

This is clearly self-deprecating irony!

This kind of joke is not easy to deal with on a talk show, but what people don't expect is that it is so much better than Chu Bo!

Thinking about it carefully, it seems that Chu Bai did not fight back in the face of these doubts, but seemed to admit it.

But actually.

It is this kind of satirical counterattack that is more powerful and joyful!
A platform was dropped by P?

This part is obviously nonsense!

How could anyone really believe such lies.

So this kind of metaphorical irony is actually scolding those fans who are helping Bangzi for their brains and lack of common sense!
For a while, everyone who watched the live broadcast on the Internet went crazy with joy!

"Hey! Boss Chu is awesome!"

"I'm dying of laughter, what Boss Chu said is really good!"

"Don't say it, those stupid fans really believe it, this damn IQ is infinitely close to zero, hahaha!"

"Teacher Chu Bo is really out of temper! In front of so many brain-dead fans, he not only scolded them for being mentally retarded, but also called their idol for being mentally retarded! Domineering!!!"

"I'm so mighty!"

"Praise Teacher Chu Bai angrily!"

"Hahaha! Look, have you been scolded? You deserve it!"

……

Seeing that Chu Bai personally went off to deal with those who questioned him, everyone was happy to see it!
However, just when everyone thought that the matter had progressed to this point, it was over, but the next moment, they realized that they were really a young and ignorant younger brother in front of Chu Bai!

Chu Bo stared at the camera, still looking serious, and said: "To be honest, that Zhang XX and a certain Korean friend who questioned me on Weibo, you guessed it right, the moment you guessed it, Do you know how shocked I am?" As he covered his mouth, Yue Yunpeng had a shocked expression: "I didn't expect you to see all this, alas, it's so embarrassing, I didn't expect that there are people outside the world! "

"Hahahaha!"

"Pu Tianxing is a fool!"

Although Zhang Dada was the first to question Chu Bai, but after being questioned by the majority of netizens, he declared that he drank too much alcohol before Park Tianxing, and the tweet was deleted long ago.

It's also the same, many netizens have turned their guns on that cold country man with plastic surgery - Park Tianxing.

Chu Bai looked at the comments and immediately interrupted: "Everyone, don't be so irritable! Don't scold people. In fact, if you have something to say, you can just talk about it. It's fine if you talk about it. After all, it is caused by cultural concepts and regional differences. Contradictions are understandable."

All the people watching the live broadcast stopped smiling when they heard the words, "Huh?"

Xu Muping wiped his chin and was very puzzled, "Why is the boss talking for Bangzi?"

Many people couldn't understand Chu Bai's meaning.

No bro, at this time we shouldn't be friendly and make money, this is not your style!
Even Park Cheon-sung's fans were dumbfounded.

What is the rhythm now?
reconciliation?

Oh, we don't want to!

Apologize to Park Cheon-sung!
Chu Bo was surprisingly generous, and said earnestly: "Seeing that you are scolding Mr. Park Tianxing, I am actually very helpless. Everyone has their own shining points. I want to ask, have you heard his songs? Look." Have you ever watched his TV series? Do you know what kind of person he is?"

Everyone was speechless.

To be honest, most of them have never seen Park Tianxing's works, and they didn't even know about him before. Anyway, ever since Bangziguo said that all kinds of traditional Chinese culture belonged to their cold country, they hated this group of people very much. up.

Next to Xu Muping was an employee of Whale, full of admiration:
"Teacher Chu Bo is very personable! What a grandeur! After being questioned so much, he can still speak for Bangzi so objectively! If you want me, I will definitely not be able to do it!"

Then I listened to Chu Baiyi's righteous words and said in a fair and objective manner: "So I believe that when you watch his TV series, listen to his heart, and understand him as deeply as I do, you will definitely give birth to An idea—what the hell is this shit!"

The whale employee who was still admiring Chu Bai's majesty suddenly looked stunned, and then I covered my stomach and burst out laughing, "Hahahaha! Damn it! Damn it! Teacher Chu Bo is awesome! I laughed so hard!"

The other viewers were also stunned for a second!

Immediately there was a bang——

The laughter exploded in an instant!
Chu Bo didn't seem to notice the "666" in the comment area, and continued: "Speaking of Han people, you don't know, but I really envy them. Do you know why? Before I say this, let me mention one thing first, It’s just that crosstalk actors in our country have to recite something since they were young—called the name of the dish. You must have heard of this thing. It is used to practice lip service. There are a total of 108 dishes in it.

I have a friend surnamed Guo, who is a crosstalk actor. He has memorized this since he was a child, but he gets a headache when he mentions it. If you think about 108 dishes, it’s a full banquet of Han and Han, tsk tsk. "

The barrage scrolled crazily in an instant!

"one comes!"

"Yes, come one!"

"one comes!"

Even some of Park Tianxing's fans, under the influence of Chu Bai's fans, tried to get Chu Bai to play with gifts, in order to see him make a joke!
Backstage, Xu Muping was startled, and asked for the name of the dish?
Other people on the platform also didn't know if Chu Bai could do it, and they couldn't do it without a little foundation, so they immediately became nervous, so there must be no broadcast accidents.

Seeing the presents that everyone brushed up, Chu Bo smiled, "Okay, I'll give you a brief introduction, um, I invite you to eat... steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted flowers duck……"

I don't know if it was intentional, but Chu Bo spoke very slowly at the beginning, but he spoke faster and faster, like a machine gun shooting, and there was almost no pause after that, "Roasted chicken, roasted goose, stewed chicken with salted duck sauce Bacon, pine flower, small belly, air-dried meat sausage, assorted smoked chicken, white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, glutinous rice, stuffed duck, canned pheasant, canned quail, assorted stewed goose, braised shrimp... wait, wait, wait!"

After this set, although there is no joke, it is very shocking.

Who is Chubo?

an actor!
But this Guankou is even more neat than what many cross talk actors in China say!
This Nima is really just an actor?Not a cross talk actor? !
It was such a small episode that shocked countless people.

Countless gifts were swiped again.

After showing his hand briefly, Chu Bai continued to laugh and said: "Everyone is tired and flustered after hearing it? My friend told me his bitterness at that time. He would rather eat 108 dishes than memorize 108 dishes, so Ah, he just told me that he was very envious of Han Guo’s colleagues, and told me that it would be great if he was a big stick.

Chu Baiqing cleared his throat, and said: "I invite you to eat... Kimchi Smecta Kimchi Smecta Kimchi Smecta Kimchi Smecta... and Kimchi Smecta!"

"Hahaha!"

"quite funny!"

"Yeah, they only have kimchi! I really don't know what else?"

The audience laughed again!

"Speaking of cold country food, I think it's necessary for me to spread a knowledge to everyone." Seeing the frantically scrolling comment section, Chu Bai said seriously: "It's really not a joke, it's a piece of knowledge."

Everyone calmed down and listened, including those fans of Park Tianxing.

Some blinked, some were curious, some sneered, and what knowledge did they not know?

Chu Bai said seriously: "Actually, I really don't understand why people in that country like kimchi so much, of course I like it too, right, it's sour, sweet and spicy, um, the most important thing is that it's cheap, Shen Ming A little, we can afford mustard, and kimchi is no problem.

It's just such a thing. People in the cold country just can't live without it. No matter what they eat, they will call for pickles.

But I would like to advise everyone here, if you can not eat kimchi, try not to eat it, really, pickled food is carcinogenic! "

Carcinogenic?

Everyone was taken aback, but nodded.

Indeed, it is backed by science!
Taking it for granted, everyone thought that Chu Bai was really popularizing knowledge, and they listened more seriously.

However, Chu Bo quickly said: "So speaking of this, everyone should understand why when we were watching cold dramas, the hero and heroine just got together... It won't be long before one person will be terminally ill!"

"what!"

The audience was stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing in the next second!
"Damn it, it's not the plot that dares to be bloody? It's kimchi!"

For a while, the entire comment area was full of "Kimchi 666"!
(End of this chapter)