Variety super power draw card system
Chapter 95
Chapter 95
"Brother, can you please stop shaking your feet?" Bai Juyi said to the bald black ghost.
"What?" The nigger looked at him inexplicably.
Bai Juyi thought for a while, and found that he did not have the ability to translate the sentence just now into English, so he had no choice but to give up, picked up a magazine, and flipped through it casually.
At this time, probably the most beautiful stewardess on the flight came to check the seat belt, and Bai Juyi didn't take a second look.
But inadvertently, a cold edge flashed through the corner of Bai Juyi's eyes.Bai Juyi sensitively looked along the cold light, but saw that the nigger held a very small blade between his fingers very secretly. The moment the flight attendant came over, his hand was almost so close that the other party couldn't notice it on the flight attendant's waist. I moved a little bit.
I'll go, he unbuttoned the flight attendant's tube skirt!This pervert!
The stewardess had just walked to the next seat when her skirt fell off.
Wow, the passengers on the flight suddenly exploded, and the flight attendant's skirt fell off. This is a rare event in a century, and several passengers quickly took out their mobile phones to take pictures.
"do not take photos!"
"Don't turn on your phone!"
The stewardess turned pale, quickly picked up her skirt, and ran away in embarrassment.
And taking advantage of this chaotic moment, the nigger somehow walked around the aisle and came back with four extra wallets in his hand.He returned to his seat in a stately manner, opened the wallet, took out the money and put it in his pocket, then packed the money in his clothes, rapped and sang black music, and walked back, when he came back, he returned all the wallets He went back, but the money was already in his pocket.
This method is absolutely perfect!
Bai Juyi couldn't help but look at him with admiration.
The black ghost saw Bai Juyi looking at him, and immediately reprimanded him in English: "Hey, jerk! Get lost. Take a hike! (Hey, bastard, get out, stay where you are cool!)"
Although Bai Juyi's English is not good, he still understands the meaning of jerk.This nigger, originally Bai Juyi respected his superb skills and didn't want to expose him, but he dared to curse, he asked for it.
Bai Juyi remained calm, but turned his head away, pretending to look out the window.
After about an hour, the nigger's feet stopped shaking.Although Bai Juyi didn't stare at him all the time, he basically already figured out his habits.When he was shaking his feet, he kept sitting on the seat and observing, looking for a target that could be attacked, and when his feet stopped, it indicated that the target had been determined.At this time, two people happened to get up to go to the bathroom, and the nigger squeezed along with them.
Not long after, his eyes were shining brightly, showing a row of white teeth, and he returned to his seat with an indescribably embarrassing expression.Seeing Baijuyi was looking at him again, his old face immediately elongated, pointing at Baijuyi and saying: "You are a joke, get out of my sight! (You clown, get out of my sight!)"
Bai Juyi turned his head again, but he already saw a mobile phone in the black ghost's pocket.This is the latest iPhone plus, but it is completely different from the ones on the market. The body is made of 18K white gold, surrounded by 88 expensive diamonds, weighing up to 3.58 carats.Twenty-seven of the diamonds are princess cut, while the other 27 are polished.The total value is around 61, apparently stolen from some local tyrant.
Bai Juyi turned his head away, his mind and the phone were integrated, and he controlled it to play the ringtone of the phone at the highest volume, "If you die, you have to love, if you don't cry to the fullest, you won't be happy~"
The sudden burst of sharp music caused everyone around to turn their heads in surprise, and the black man was so frightened that he quickly took out his mobile phone, terrified.
"Excuse me sir, please turn off your phone. (Excuse me sir, please turn off your phone.)" The flight attendant came over and said in fluent spoken English.
"OK, OK, I'll close it right away." The black man said.
Damn, this guy can speak Chinese!Bai Juyi immediately became annoyed. Obviously, he and Bai Juyi were pretending not to understand Chinese.
The black man turned off his mobile phone and finally heaved a sigh of relief.But as soon as the stewardess left, his mobile phone started to yell again: "I don't feel happy until I smile until I cry~"
The voice was astonishingly loud, and finally someone yelled: "Who, you are so unqualified, what age is it, and you still listen to this old-fashioned song."
"Sir, please turn off your phone." The stewardess came again with a good temper.
"Sorry, sorry, I'll close it right away." The black man was so worried that he apologized with a shy smile.I thought I picked up a treasure, but now I can't wait to throw it out quickly.
The black man just turned off the phone, this time the stewardess hadn’t left yet, the phone rang again, the black man was stunned, not to mention that this phone can automatically turn on, and once turned on, “I will love you even if you die~” a burst of high-pitched madness Howling, made the black people lose their temper completely.
At this moment, a local tyrant wearing sunglasses and a dozen rings came over and asked angrily, "Why is my mobile phone here?"
The black man was completely panicked now, and with a flash of inspiration, he hurriedly argued: "This phone is not mine, this kid stuffed it into my pocket."
As he spoke, the black man put his cell phone on Bai Juyi's body.
Bai Juyi laughed, put the phone aside, reached out and took out a large stack of money and a watch from the black pocket, placed them on the table, divided them into four stacks, and said to the people behind, "You, you, you still With you, the four of you are here to collect the money."
Those four people took out their wallets in astonishment, opened them, and ran over quickly, "This is my watch."
"This is my money, and there is a card with the name of my wife Lu Bingbing written on it." Everyone looked at it, and it really said Lu Bingbing.
At this moment, the black man couldn't argue with his words, the local tyrant wearing sunglasses slapped him on the face, and the diamond-encrusted ring drew several bloodstains on his face, making the black man cry for his father and mother.The police officers on the flight had already rushed over and immediately detained the black man.
The black man scolded Bai Juyi angrily: "Boy, just wait for me, I fuck your mather!"
Hey!This guy actually dares to swear in Chinese and English!Bai Juyi was also angry. He sensed that there was a kind of prank toy on the black man, which looked like smoke, but it was actually a power generating device.Fusion immediately so that it releases maximum current.The black man's trouser pocket was suddenly filled with electricity, causing his thighs to twitch.The policeman thought he was cheating and kicked him hard: "Be honest, being a thief made it to the international flight, you are not small."
The black man was so shocked that he lost his temper, and probably guessed that it was Bai Juyi's fault, but he turned around and gave Bai Juyi a hard look. When he turned his head, the electricity in his pants was full again, causing his mouth to slant.
Bai Juyi looked at the black man who was tortured with contempt, and said to himself: You are too young to fight with me!
The black ghost was taken away, and there was an empty seat next to Bai Juyi.Bai Juyi was extremely bored, he got up and turned around and shouted to Hong Tao: "Little Taohong, come to my side."
But Hong Tao didn't pay attention to him at all. Bai Juyi looked at him and said, wow, there is a beautiful young American woman sitting beside him, and she is communicating with him in English cordially.cut!Bai Juyi gave Hong Tao a disdainful look, and had no choice but to turn back and continue reading his magazine.
The black ghost who was taken away and locked up cursed fiercely in his heart, gritted his teeth and said: Good boy, get off the plane and see how I can kill you!
(End of this chapter)
"Brother, can you please stop shaking your feet?" Bai Juyi said to the bald black ghost.
"What?" The nigger looked at him inexplicably.
Bai Juyi thought for a while, and found that he did not have the ability to translate the sentence just now into English, so he had no choice but to give up, picked up a magazine, and flipped through it casually.
At this time, probably the most beautiful stewardess on the flight came to check the seat belt, and Bai Juyi didn't take a second look.
But inadvertently, a cold edge flashed through the corner of Bai Juyi's eyes.Bai Juyi sensitively looked along the cold light, but saw that the nigger held a very small blade between his fingers very secretly. The moment the flight attendant came over, his hand was almost so close that the other party couldn't notice it on the flight attendant's waist. I moved a little bit.
I'll go, he unbuttoned the flight attendant's tube skirt!This pervert!
The stewardess had just walked to the next seat when her skirt fell off.
Wow, the passengers on the flight suddenly exploded, and the flight attendant's skirt fell off. This is a rare event in a century, and several passengers quickly took out their mobile phones to take pictures.
"do not take photos!"
"Don't turn on your phone!"
The stewardess turned pale, quickly picked up her skirt, and ran away in embarrassment.
And taking advantage of this chaotic moment, the nigger somehow walked around the aisle and came back with four extra wallets in his hand.He returned to his seat in a stately manner, opened the wallet, took out the money and put it in his pocket, then packed the money in his clothes, rapped and sang black music, and walked back, when he came back, he returned all the wallets He went back, but the money was already in his pocket.
This method is absolutely perfect!
Bai Juyi couldn't help but look at him with admiration.
The black ghost saw Bai Juyi looking at him, and immediately reprimanded him in English: "Hey, jerk! Get lost. Take a hike! (Hey, bastard, get out, stay where you are cool!)"
Although Bai Juyi's English is not good, he still understands the meaning of jerk.This nigger, originally Bai Juyi respected his superb skills and didn't want to expose him, but he dared to curse, he asked for it.
Bai Juyi remained calm, but turned his head away, pretending to look out the window.
After about an hour, the nigger's feet stopped shaking.Although Bai Juyi didn't stare at him all the time, he basically already figured out his habits.When he was shaking his feet, he kept sitting on the seat and observing, looking for a target that could be attacked, and when his feet stopped, it indicated that the target had been determined.At this time, two people happened to get up to go to the bathroom, and the nigger squeezed along with them.
Not long after, his eyes were shining brightly, showing a row of white teeth, and he returned to his seat with an indescribably embarrassing expression.Seeing Baijuyi was looking at him again, his old face immediately elongated, pointing at Baijuyi and saying: "You are a joke, get out of my sight! (You clown, get out of my sight!)"
Bai Juyi turned his head again, but he already saw a mobile phone in the black ghost's pocket.This is the latest iPhone plus, but it is completely different from the ones on the market. The body is made of 18K white gold, surrounded by 88 expensive diamonds, weighing up to 3.58 carats.Twenty-seven of the diamonds are princess cut, while the other 27 are polished.The total value is around 61, apparently stolen from some local tyrant.
Bai Juyi turned his head away, his mind and the phone were integrated, and he controlled it to play the ringtone of the phone at the highest volume, "If you die, you have to love, if you don't cry to the fullest, you won't be happy~"
The sudden burst of sharp music caused everyone around to turn their heads in surprise, and the black man was so frightened that he quickly took out his mobile phone, terrified.
"Excuse me sir, please turn off your phone. (Excuse me sir, please turn off your phone.)" The flight attendant came over and said in fluent spoken English.
"OK, OK, I'll close it right away." The black man said.
Damn, this guy can speak Chinese!Bai Juyi immediately became annoyed. Obviously, he and Bai Juyi were pretending not to understand Chinese.
The black man turned off his mobile phone and finally heaved a sigh of relief.But as soon as the stewardess left, his mobile phone started to yell again: "I don't feel happy until I smile until I cry~"
The voice was astonishingly loud, and finally someone yelled: "Who, you are so unqualified, what age is it, and you still listen to this old-fashioned song."
"Sir, please turn off your phone." The stewardess came again with a good temper.
"Sorry, sorry, I'll close it right away." The black man was so worried that he apologized with a shy smile.I thought I picked up a treasure, but now I can't wait to throw it out quickly.
The black man just turned off the phone, this time the stewardess hadn’t left yet, the phone rang again, the black man was stunned, not to mention that this phone can automatically turn on, and once turned on, “I will love you even if you die~” a burst of high-pitched madness Howling, made the black people lose their temper completely.
At this moment, a local tyrant wearing sunglasses and a dozen rings came over and asked angrily, "Why is my mobile phone here?"
The black man was completely panicked now, and with a flash of inspiration, he hurriedly argued: "This phone is not mine, this kid stuffed it into my pocket."
As he spoke, the black man put his cell phone on Bai Juyi's body.
Bai Juyi laughed, put the phone aside, reached out and took out a large stack of money and a watch from the black pocket, placed them on the table, divided them into four stacks, and said to the people behind, "You, you, you still With you, the four of you are here to collect the money."
Those four people took out their wallets in astonishment, opened them, and ran over quickly, "This is my watch."
"This is my money, and there is a card with the name of my wife Lu Bingbing written on it." Everyone looked at it, and it really said Lu Bingbing.
At this moment, the black man couldn't argue with his words, the local tyrant wearing sunglasses slapped him on the face, and the diamond-encrusted ring drew several bloodstains on his face, making the black man cry for his father and mother.The police officers on the flight had already rushed over and immediately detained the black man.
The black man scolded Bai Juyi angrily: "Boy, just wait for me, I fuck your mather!"
Hey!This guy actually dares to swear in Chinese and English!Bai Juyi was also angry. He sensed that there was a kind of prank toy on the black man, which looked like smoke, but it was actually a power generating device.Fusion immediately so that it releases maximum current.The black man's trouser pocket was suddenly filled with electricity, causing his thighs to twitch.The policeman thought he was cheating and kicked him hard: "Be honest, being a thief made it to the international flight, you are not small."
The black man was so shocked that he lost his temper, and probably guessed that it was Bai Juyi's fault, but he turned around and gave Bai Juyi a hard look. When he turned his head, the electricity in his pants was full again, causing his mouth to slant.
Bai Juyi looked at the black man who was tortured with contempt, and said to himself: You are too young to fight with me!
The black ghost was taken away, and there was an empty seat next to Bai Juyi.Bai Juyi was extremely bored, he got up and turned around and shouted to Hong Tao: "Little Taohong, come to my side."
But Hong Tao didn't pay attention to him at all. Bai Juyi looked at him and said, wow, there is a beautiful young American woman sitting beside him, and she is communicating with him in English cordially.cut!Bai Juyi gave Hong Tao a disdainful look, and had no choice but to turn back and continue reading his magazine.
The black ghost who was taken away and locked up cursed fiercely in his heart, gritted his teeth and said: Good boy, get off the plane and see how I can kill you!
(End of this chapter)
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