Life-devouring emperor

Chapter 389 Peeing Your Pants
There is a huge mountain in the center of Zhongyu, named Mount Tai, it is ten thousand feet high, towering and steep, like a sharp sword piercing the sky.Below the mountainside, there are endless clouds and mists, and on the halfway up the mountain, there is snow all the year round, and it is white at a glance.

This majestic giant mountain is usually not cared about by anyone, but the Tianjiao Conference is about to start, and countless Tianjiao and strong people have rushed to the top of Mount Tai, which adds a bit of excitement to the top of Mount Tai.

After another month, the major forces of Tianxuan, the Qidian of the Eastern Region, the Chihuo Peak of the Southern Region, the Danzong of the Western Region, the Xuanyin Lake of the Northern Region, the Yaozun Hall of the Central Region, the Han Family of the Central Region, the Sun and Moon Dynasty of the Central Region, and the dark The League and the Holy Sect have all arrived, and the Tianjiao Conference has officially started.

At this time, the frozen peak of Mount Tai was already crowded with Tianxuan experts.The top of Mount Tai is a sunken open plain, which looks like it was dug out by a peerless powerhouse with great means.

In the center of this sunken open plain, there is a square high platform, which is a hundred feet long. On the side of the high platform, there is a twenty-foot-tall stone tablet with the word "Taishan" engraved on it.

At this time, countless young talents are surrounding this heaven-reaching stone tablet, and some young talents are vigorously gesturing on this sky-reaching stone tablet, with sweat dripping from their foreheads.

Many powerhouses around pointed to the few sweaty young men standing on the Tongtian Stone Stele and sighed.

"This heaven-reaching stele is too hard. I am afraid that only the top ten people on the Tianjiao list can leave an inch mark at a height of five feet."

"Although Li Yun was in the top [-] of the last Tianjiao list, he couldn't leave his mark at a height of ten feet."

At this time, a thief-like little fat man suddenly poked his head out, and said to the two fat and thin men who were sighing in front of him: "You two uncles, these people are all scribbling on this stone tablet. I have used all my strength, so is this stone tablet a rare treasure?"

The two middle-aged men looked at the silly little fat man who was acquainted with each other, and gave him a contemptuous look. The fat man said: "Silly boy, it's your first time to come, this stone tablet that reaches the sky is passed down from ancient times. So far, I don’t know if it’s a rare treasure, but there are rumors in ancient times that if anyone can engrave his name on the top of this heaven-reaching stele, then he may be able to unify Tianxuan in the future and become the most powerful person in Tianxuan.”

"Look, Wu Yazi, who was eighth in the last Tianjiao list, has made a move." The thin man suddenly pointed excitedly at the front of the Tongtian Stone Stele and shouted.

The thief-looking little fat man also looked at the Tongtian Stone Stele, only to see Wu Yazi leap to a height of six feet, leaving behind the words Wu Yazi.

"Even Wu Yazi can only fly up to six feet high. It seems that this stele is really not easy!" The little fat man narrowed his eyes and looked around after a while, as if he was looking for something, but he didn't find himself. The target, sighed helplessly: "Brother Cheng Tang and Brother Xiao Yun, it seems that they haven't arrived yet!"

This thief-looking little fat man is exactly Xu Hua who escaped from the imperial city.When Xu Hua escaped from the imperial city, he used the secret disguise technique to change his body shape and become like this.

After escaping from the imperial city, Xu Hua wanted to join Ziyan as soon as possible, but he didn't know where she was hiding. Just in time for the re-opening of the Tianjiao list, Xu Hua, who had greatly increased his strength, also wanted to meet Tianxuan's Tianjiao, so he rushed all the way to Mount Tai .

"Xing Tian also made a move." The fat man exclaimed, Xu Hua saw Xing Tian in black robe kicking his feet, flying to a height of nine feet, and quickly left his name. call.

"Xing Tian is worthy of being a strong man of the half-monster clan. It is estimated that this height can only be achieved by the young master of the Dan sect." Many people looked at Li Er who was quietly looking at the distant mountain top.Li Er stood alone on the top of the mountain and didn't associate with the crowd, he seemed very lonely, but even the great Wudi powerhouses who gathered around did not dare to underestimate him.

"Brother Taibai, doesn't your family plan to participate in this Tianjiao Conference?" At the other end of Mount Tai, seven middle-aged men were sitting here.It was the six peak powerhouses of Tianxuan who spoke like Zheng Xinghe, the master of the Qi Palace who had a relationship with Xu Hua once.

Among the six people, Li Taibai, the lord of the Alchemy Sect, who was dressed in white and looked somewhat scholarly, raised the gold bottle in his hand, drank it in one gulp, and said with a smile: "My son has already broken through since the end of the last Tianjiao Conference. Wu Zun's limit, it is meaningless to participate in this Tianjiao Conference. Unless there is the rise of Tianjiao in his eyes."

"Brother Taibai, you are too happy. My son Gonggong has already awakened the body of innate water virtue. If we fight again, we will definitely sweep the world."

"My son Zhu Rong has also awakened the body of innate fire virtue, and he is by no means weaker than Gong Gong."

Among the six people, two were extremely strange, one was red all over, shrouded in earth fire; one was dark blue, shrouded in dense air, they refuted Li Taibai's words one after another.

"Then let's wait and see!" The Patriarch of the Han family remained silent, and the Emperor of the Sun Moon Dynasty was also speechless. While drinking, he looked towards the east with unfathomable eyes.

At this time, another strong man from the previous Tianjiao list made a move, but no one could surpass Xing Tian's height of nine feet.Suddenly, a blue light flashed by, accompanied by arrogant laughter, "Xing Tian, ​​let me see Gonggong break your record."

Gonggong's whole body was covered with a light blue haze, making his face hard to see, but one could tell from his voice that he must be a rough man.Gong Gong, who was enveloped in the light blue mist, flew to the front of the Tongtian Stone Stele and trembled suddenly. Immediately, the blue precious light burst out all over his body. big characters.

"What a powerful Gonggong." Many Tianjiao looked at Gonggong who flew away from here, and exclaimed.

After Gonggong, there was a scarlet red glow grazing over, as if there was a mass of evil fire burning, all the Tianjiao immediately recognized that this was the genius of Chihuofeng, but everyone didn't know which Chihuofeng it was A proud shot.

"Ah, he has reached a height of ten feet." The burning man also left large characters half an inch deep, Xu Hua turned into a fat man with bright eyes, and said silently: "Zhu Rong! Another good opponent! I'll make you cry first, and then I will suppress you all later, and let the name of Sakyamuni spread throughout Tianxuan!"

Xu Hua, who had rescued Long Ziyan and greatly increased his strength, had lost all depression in his heart. Now he has changed into another face, and his heart is full of pride. He wants to step on these strong men and stand on the top.

The two people beside Xu Hua glanced at Xu Hua's fat body, and said with disdain: "Little fat man, don't blow your breath, I can guarantee that if you fight against these Tianjiao later, you will definitely pee your pants, haha!"

"You want to see me piss my pants, what an unscrupulous uncle." Xu Hua rolled his eyes on his chubby face, then clenched his fists again, spit, and said, "Wait, you will definitely Scared to pee your pants!"

Xu Hua's eyes were narrowed into slits, and no matter how you look at it, he feels wretched. At this time, another strong man has reached the height of Gonggong. Shi, you can entrust the wisdom and martial arts of the Buddha!"

"Little fat man, if you have the ability, let's not engage in verbal disputes. You can also go up and try. If you can leave a mark at a height of five feet, then we two brothers will sacrifice our lives for the public and pee our pants once in public." The man next to Xu Hua The two immeasurably big men, one fat and one thin, held their bellies and laughed loudly, making fun of Xu Hua.

Fatty Xu Hua's face was full of black lines, he sighed immediately, and said: "Anituofo, the two uncles are really great people! Since the two uncles are so dedicated, then the Buddha will show you some tricks. "

"Everyone get out of the way, let's see the divine power of the Buddha." Many people heard the voice, turned their heads, and saw a short, fat, wretched little fat man, running towards the stone monument with all his strength.

The ground was trembling by him, and many people burst out laughing, how powerful can this little fat man be with his dignity?Want to engrave your name on the Tongtian Stele?
"The little fat man is here to impress the public, right?" A lot of the proud girls laughed, their eyes narrowed into crescent moons.Soon everyone laughed, those Tianjiao who were not going to give way to the little fat man also made way to watch the little fat man make a fool of himself.

Meng Jiyue, a fairy from the Tianzi Mansion, Shui Qingchan, a goddess from the Holy Sect, Gong Gong, Zhu Rong and other aristocrats also all looked at the little fat man who was running wildly.

Before the little fat man reached the Heaven-reaching Stone Monument, he suddenly kicked his feet hard on the ground, and shot out like a cannonball, quickly crossing the height of ten feet.All the powerhouses on the top of Mount Tai, including those Wudi powerhouses who hadn't paid attention to this place, were also stunned.

"I'm not dreaming! That little fat man is more than ten feet tall." You Tianjiao slapped himself hard, and found it hurt, all this was not a dream.

Gonggong, whose whole body was covered by light blue dense air, and Zhu Rong, who was burning like a fire from the ground, the blue-red light all over his body stagnated, and then suddenly burst out again.They couldn't believe that such a fat man broke their record, which made them feel like they ate a dead fly.

"He has passed fifteen feet, and he is still rising!" Someone screamed, and even Li Er, who was standing on the peak alone in the distance, was attracted by this scene, frowned slightly, and subconsciously said: "So strong!"

Finally, Fatty Xu Hua flew to a height of [-] feet, stopped and could no longer rise, so he carved four big characters - Shakyamuni!

"It turns out that this little fat man's name is Shakyamuni, what a weird name."

After the fat man Xu Hua engraved his Dharma name, he landed heavily. Immediately with a lewd smile on his face, he raised his head and chest and strode forward, and came to the front of the two big men, one fat and one thin.At this moment, the two were about to escape quietly when they were caught by the fat man Xu Hua.

"You two uncles, it's time to fulfill your promise." Fatty Xu Hua circled around the two of them with a lustful face, rubbing his hands in an indescribably wretched manner.

"What is this little fat man doing? Why does he look so wretched." A girl smiled coquettishly, with a charming smile and a delicious look.

However, at this time, no one paid attention to them, and everyone's eyes were focused on the little fat man named Sakyamuni and the two funny-looking big men beside him.

"This Buddha, let's discuss it." The fat man smiled uglier than crying, and said coyly, "Can we solve it in private."

Fatty Xu Hua squinted his eyes, shook his head, and said righteously: "Uncle, we are all honest people, it is wrong to lie and deceive others."

"Brother, isn't it just urinating your pants? What are you afraid of? Haven't we both urinated less in these years?" The skinny man said, his crotch was completely soaked, and there was a strong smell.

"Wow, I really peed my pants!" Many people were stunned, and immediately burst into laughter.Fatty Xu Hua clasped his hands together, looked at the two big men in front of him, and said angrily: "It's really shameless to pee your pants in public, it's a disgrace to my Tianxuan warrior!"

The two big men, one fat and one thin, blushed and pointed at the fat Xu Hua trembling with anger.

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