The first emperor of the Song Dynasty

Chapter 18 Thousands of Armies and Horses
Zhu Lian looked at Zhao Huan in confusion, not understanding why Zhao Huan would suddenly come here today and say such nonsensical things to him, and couldn't help but say, "Your Majesty, what did my concubine do wrong?" place, you tell me, and I will definitely correct it.”

The reason why Zhao Huan said this was mainly because later generations watched a lot of harem dramas, so it didn't mean anything else to give Zhu Lian a vaccination first, so he said at this time: "No, I just remind you , now you are not like before, you are no longer a princess, but the mother of a country, you must set an example for the mother of a country."

Zhu Lian hurriedly nodded and agreed, yes, she had never thought about the status of queen before. She thought it was a bad thing yesterday, but now that Jin Jun is gone, she is not only a little happy.

"Your Majesty, it's getting late now, why don't we rest earlier." Zhu Lian said to Zhao Huan shyly.

At that time, Zhao Huan had two concubines besides Empress Zhu Lian. As a woman living in the deep palace, she had to find a way to win the favor of her husband.

It is late?Zhao Huan was not only ashamed, but it was winter, and it got dark early. According to the time of later generations, it was only eight o'clock now. This shouldn't be the beginning of nightlife, why is it not early?
But Zhao Huan also understands that in ancient times, there were not so many entertainment items, so after night, in order to save lamp oil, people went to bed early, and the couple had nothing to do in bed during the long night, they could only make children This is why every household in ancient times had many children.

"Don't worry about taking a break, Empress, I suddenly thought of a more fun game, why don't we play together tonight?" Zhao Huan said to Zhu Lian.

Seeing Zhao Huan's excitement, Zhu Lian was also aroused, so he said, "Okay, I don't know what game it is? I'm afraid the courtiers and concubines can't play it well."

Zhao Huan said with a smile: "It's very simple, I'll leave it to you, the queen is smart, and she will definitely be able to learn it at once." As Zhao Huan said, he came to the desk, took out a stack of high-quality cardboard paper, and brushed it with a brush. Start to write numbers crookedly on it.

"It's just that this game requires three people to play together. Empress, find another person and let's play together." Zhao Huan said to Zhu Lian while making game props.

Inviting another person to play, this stumped Zhu Lian. It was already night, and it was obviously impossible to invite outsiders to play, and the slaves next to him were naturally inappropriate. In this way, Then I can only invite other concubines. Thinking of this, Zhu Lian couldn't help being upset, after all, no woman wants to share a man with other women.

"How about I send someone to let Concubine De come over and play with us?" Zhu Lian tentatively said to Zhao Huan.

"Whatever, this kind of trivial matter, you can decide for yourself." Zhao Huan said indifferently.

Although Zhu Lian was upset, he still sent someone to invite Concubine De to come over.

After Concubine De came over, Zhao Huan had already made a simple cardboard game. Concubine De came over and asked curiously, "Your Majesty, what is this?"

"Oh, this thing is called playing cards. It's a game I just invented. My concubine and the queen will play with me." Zhao Huan said to Concubine De.

Concubine De looked at these cardboards full of ghost symbols, and became more and more curious, asking: "What do these symbols mean?"

Zhao Huan briefly introduced the rules of the game to the two of them: "The name of this game is Doudizhu, and the number on it is 1..."

After the two women heard what Zhao Huan said, they not only covered their mouths and laughed, Zhu Lian said with a smile: "Doudizhu, Your Majesty, aren't you the biggest landlord? Is Your Majesty going to let the two of us come to tease you? "

It was only then that Zhao Huan realized that with his current identity, he was indeed the biggest landlord in the world, so he was not angry, and said with a smile: "Okay, just the two of you will fight against me, if we win, I will There is a reward, if you lose the fight, you will be punished."

The emperor's women are naturally not idle people. After listening to Zhao Huan's introduction to the rules of the game, and after playing two more rounds, they have already mastered the tricks.

"Okay, now that you have all learned it, let's start formally." Zhao Huan said to the two.

"Your Majesty, what punishment will be imposed on the loser?" Concubine De asked.

Zhao Huan looked at the two beautiful girls who looked like flowers and jade in front of him. As a later generation otaku, he couldn't help but get up flirtatiously, and said: "I don't think it's better than this. If I win in the end, you two will be together tonight." Let's sleep with me." One dragon and two phoenixes, this is something that later generations Zhao Huan would like to do in his dreams, and this meeting finally has the opportunity to practice it.

Hearing Zhao Huan's proposal, the two women were slightly surprised. Zhu Lian showed a shy face, and said to Zhao Huan coquettishly, "Your Majesty, what are you talking about?"

Concubine De took a look at Zhu Lian, but suddenly mustered up her courage and said: "We are all following your Majesty's orders."

This time is quite interesting, Zhu Lian did not expect Concubine De to actually agree, she glanced at Concubine De with some displeasure, and said tit for tat: "I am also worried that Sister De Concubine will not accept it, since Sister De Concubine doesn't think so problem, then my sister and I are naturally fine, everything is up to your majesty."

In fact, Zhao Huan just said it casually, but he didn't expect the two people to agree, so he said with a smile: "Okay, I am happy today, so I will tell you a joke."

Zhao Huan cleared his throat, and said to the two people in front of him: "It is said that during the Chu-Han conflict, Xiang Yu was besieged by Liu Bang by the Han River. At night, Xiang Yu and Concubine Yu bid farewell."

Xiang Yu said to Yu Ji: "Yu Ji, this time the army is defeated, in order to prevent you from falling into the enemy's hands, I will send you on the road first tonight."

Concubine Yu said to Xiang Yu: "My lord, my concubine doesn't want to die yet!"

Xiang Yu looked pained, and said to Yu Ji: "I don't want you to die, but once you fall into the hands of the enemy, you will certainly be humiliated by thousands of troops."

Concubine Yu thought for a while, and said to Xiang Yu: "Qianjun, my concubine can bear it!"

But Xiang Yu said helplessly, "Yu Ji, but there are still ten thousand horses."

After finishing speaking, Zhao Huan couldn't help but laughed to himself, but found that the faces of the two women in front of him were a little ugly. Only then did Zhao Huan realize that in the current situation of the Song Dynasty, telling such a joke probably made them have a It's kind of sympathetic sadness.

(End of this chapter)