The Secret Art of Refining the Dead: The Walking Corpse File

Chapter 207 Is this a confession?

Since there was no equipment at hand, the digging was quite hard. From time to time, a few earthworms were dug up. Tang Linlin jumped up in fright, and finally hid aside, shouting: "Why don't I cheer you up for belly dancing."

This time, Tan Ren and I had a very tacit understanding, and shouted at the same time: "Get out!"

In the end, the whole digging operation turned into Tang Linlin spinning around, the three of us were digging, and Zhou Xuanye was injured on his arm. After digging for a while, we didn't dare to let him use too much force, so we persuaded him to rest. Only me and Tan Ren are left.

When all this was done, the sun was about to set. Tan Yan and I were like marmots, covered in mud. We were both exhausted. We finished the final step of drawing water into the pit and sat down at the same time. He was panting on the ground.

But at this time, the woman surnamed Tang was still making noise: "You're done, let's quickly set up an ambush."

We are obviously the ones doing the work, but why does it seem like she is doing the work when she says that?
Under the persecution of Tan Ren and I, she stared and said: "Look at what I am doing, I am a woman! We women are born as waste, we can't do anything, and we will just eat and die for the rest of our lives. You three men who are indomitable If you don’t work, do you want me to be a waste to work?”

Fuck me!I have seen self-deprecating, but I have never seen self-deprecating so righteous!
These words actually left me speechless. At this moment, I suddenly wanted to be a waste.

Tan Ren closed his eyes, and said with a twitching corner of his mouth: "I must fire her."

Tang Linlin shrank her neck, remained silent, and said pitifully, "Boss, my father doesn't love my mother, and even married me to a pig head. She's a girl who left her hometown and had no one to rely on. Everyone I live on a salary of 8000 yuan every month. I have to find a way to buy a car and a house to marry myself, so I’m short of selling myself. Boss, you can’t fire me. If you dare to fire me, I’ll hang myself in front of the office.”

In this unreliable sentence, I only grasped one key point: "Boss, why is my salary only 4000 yuan... I do more work than her every day, and she only knows how to lie on the sofa and eat potatoes all day long." Is the film okay? How can you be so patriarchal!"

"Tian Tian, ​​man, don't you want to argue with us women? If you argue with trash, you will become trash too."

Please... I just want to be a piece of shit.

Tan Ren's face turned dark when he was asked, and he turned around and said, "Hurry up and ambush."

The four of us immediately hid at the ambush point we had found in advance, which was a big rock by the lake. We hid behind, took binoculars, and carefully observed the movement on the surface of the lake.It's just a joke, but it's the first time I've heard Tang Linlin mention her family affairs.If the words just now were not nonsense, then she was trying to escape marriage?

No wonder we've been together for so long, I've never heard her mention her family, and I haven't seen her have any friends, so it turned out to be the case.

Thinking of this, I lowered my voice and asked her, "Is what you just said true?"

She said: "Fake, my salary is actually lower than yours, don't be unbalanced."

I choked and said, "Who asked you this? I'm talking about forced marriages. Is there really such a thing as marriage these days?"

She curled her lips, looked at me with a look of resentment, and said, "Old man Fu can do something to his son for his own career. Nothing is impossible in this world. There are two more people above me. Brother, the eldest brother is not very up-to-date, so now the family business is in the hands of the second brother. The person I marry is a big pig, it’s okay to be ugly, and the reputation is not good. If you marry him, it will be very good for the career of the second brother. Help, but I can't get any benefit. If my brother was kind to me since childhood, I might have sacrificed for him, but he is not kind to me at all, why should I sacrifice my happiness for him?"

I thought about it, and said: "Then you plan to hang out all the time? Won't you go back? What will you do in the future?" This girl is a typical moonlight clan, and she is very particular about food and clothing. I have educated her about it before. Now, it seems that she can't be blamed for being extravagant, after all, she came from a wealthy family.

She shook her head, a little pitifully, and said: "I don't know, one day is one day, but I feel very happy. Although life is the same as in a slum every day, everyone treats me very well. Every day , I'm not joking with you, I really like you, you are much better than those stinky men I saw before." Her expression became serious, and I felt a little embarrassed, and said, "Don't say that, I'm only a few A few pounds, don't make this kind of joke again."

Tang Linlin pouted and said, "Who's joking with you? Don't always be so inferior every day. Most of the men I've met fall into four categories." She raised four fingers and said, "The first One category is rich, powerful and uneducated; the second category is powerful, rich and educated, but spends a lot of time; the third category is rich, powerless, good-quality but bad-tempered; the fourth category is useless. Yes. You are the fifth category."

"The fifth category?"

"You look okay. The most important thing is that you have a good heart and a good temper. Tiantian, has anyone told you that you are a very gentle man?"

I feel like I'm blushing, this girl is too nasty to speak.

"Aren't domineering presidents popular these days?"

She curled her lips and said: "That's a lie to the little girl, I'm not a little girl, I'm already 21 years old! I just like you who are gentle, kind, principled, and can cook delicious food! My favorite I like to eat the potatoes you made. Every day, I feel very safe when I am with you. "

"But I have nothing."

"Listen to you, I know you don't understand women. Love is always ranked above money. When a man's love depreciates, material things will increase in value in a woman's heart; but I have seen many, many, many things in you. Love, moreover, I don't think your love will be depreciated. So..." She was interrupted by Tan Ren before she finished speaking.

Tan Ren looked at us coldly and said, "So you can shut up."

Zhou Xuanye also had a helpless face, and said: "Linlin, my senior brother and I are getting older, if you young people want to have a romantic relationship, can you find a secret place, it's really not good to stimulate us old people like this."

Tang Linlin stuck out her tongue, made a face, and stopped talking.

I stared at the lake, but I felt very uneasy in my heart. I thought a lot for a while. I remembered the girlfriend I made a few years ago. At that time, I was the same as now, but what she said to me the most was that I'm worthless, I'm good-hearted, I'm always at a disadvantage, my temper is too mild, and the way men cook is disgusting. A real man is attractive only when he is successful and famous.

As a man without money, no matter how many advantages you have, they will be covered up.

Your kindness will become stupid, your kindness will become heartless, your gentleness will become sissy, and your bottom line of principles will become rigid.

But now, these things that were once dismissed as worthless, and which I even agree with, were disrupted by Tang Linlin's words.

Is this the so-called beauty is in the eye of the beholder?
Some people will treat you like a shoe, while others will classify you separately and think you are unique.

I can't express this feeling at the moment, but I began to doubt my previous definition. As for Tang Linlin, I definitely like her, but I haven't really thought about that because her appearance is too loli.

In fact, most men have Lolita complex, but I am in a special situation because I grew up with those younger sisters in an orphanage. If I attack Tang Linlin, I will unconsciously regard her as those younger sisters. .

Just when I was struggling with how to respond to her, Zhou Xuanye suddenly said: "It has appeared."

I looked along and saw a dark green thing suddenly appearing on the lake line. Although I couldn't see the whole picture, it was obviously the shark from last night.For a moment, my thoughts were also scattered, and I immediately concentrated on observing the movement of the merman in the lake.

The dark green merman quickly approached the shore. On the shore, it showed its head and its neck was slightly raised, as if it was smelling something.Finally, when it saw the big pit about five meters away from the lake, it immediately became agitated, its tail slammed in the water, and its webbed hands began to support its body with difficulty, along the narrow channel. Drains, crawling into saltwater pits.

(End of this chapter)