The Secret Art of Refining the Dead: The Walking Corpse File

Chapter 447 Tat for Tat

It's quite joyful to hear a cute loli talking about this king. Even if she knows she is a mountain spirit, it can't make people feel scared. All appearances have a great influence on people.

It seems that she must have been the one who scared me on the tree before. Seeing her full of vitality, I couldn't help laughing, and said: "Since you are the king of civet cats, you are also a king anyway, why were you almost swallowed by a snake before?" gone?"

Little Loli rolled her eyeballs, pouted her mouth angrily, and said, "That stupid snake is no match for me. Hey man, why did you leave here?" She quickly returned to the topic. At first, I couldn't help wondering, and said, "I don't belong here, can't I leave?"

She jumped out from behind the tree, her big watery eyes widened, and she said softly: "No, don't go, if you hadn't thrown me out, Tai Sui wouldn't have been snatched away by the stupid snake. My king You have to pay me for the loss of such a treasure."

The Tai Sui she was talking about must be that old corpse. Could it be that that thing is a treasure to the mountain spirit?No wonder it and the snake came to dig the soil, it turned out to be like this.

"You know that Tai Sui was taken away by that black snake, how can I compensate you?"

The little loli jumped onto a short branch, put her chin in her hands, and sniffled: "It's okay if you can't find Tai Sui, you have a fragrant smell on your body, you look delicious, you stay here Accompany me, my lord, and I will not pursue it."

I was speechless for a while, and said to myself that I am indeed a mountain spirit, but I can see my golden muscles and bones all at once, what does it mean to be delicious?

Hearing the words, Feng Guishou on the side said in surprise: "It's fragrant? Why didn't I smell it?" He turned his face to me and sniffed vigorously, then immediately covered his mouth and nose and took a step back, loudly saying: "It stinks!" I'm sorry, I said Civet King, do you have a nose problem, this kid smells like something, where did you smell it?"

Little Lolita opened her mouth to speak, and I was worried that she would reveal the matter of my golden skin and bones, so I quickly interrupted her: "I can't possibly keep it for you to eat, I said, King Civet Cat, I just saw that you had no choice but to eat." Fairy, you can’t eat people. How about this, besides this, can you compensate you in other ways?”

Little Lolita was still sitting on the tree, dangling her two white and tender legs, with a look of thought on her face. After a while, she said: "We are weird, we will be struck by lightning once every 1000 years. Originally, I planned to After eating Tai Sui, those who escaped this lightning strike were ruined by you. How about this, when the thunder disaster comes, you hug me and help me endure it."

"..." I choked and said, "Are you a thousand years old?"

She spread her small hands and said, "I don't know, I don't know how to count, anyway, I feel that Lei will come soon."

Feng Guishou murmured: "It is written in "Liaozhai" that foxes will hide in the scholar's room to escape the disaster when they cross the thunderstorm. So this is true?" In ancient folklore, ghosts are not the product of conforming to nature. So at a certain time, it will attract lightning strikes, which is called a catastrophe.

Many fox spirits and snake spirits in folk tales, once encountering a catastrophe, will find some scholars who have official luck and righteous spirit to protect them. In this way, they can escape the catastrophe.There are also some of these things in "Liao Zhai". Often after the thunder disaster, the vixen or snake spirit will change into an adult, and have a romantic relationship with the scholar overnight, and repay it.

But I don't have any official luck in my life, and I'm afraid I don't have much righteousness. This life was snatched back by Zhou Xuanye, and God has long wanted to kill me.If you ask me for protection, you will kill me and this little loli together.

I said: "I'm not a good person, and it's useless to find me. We will definitely get hacked together. Can you change the way?"

Little Lolita got angry, and said: "This is not okay, and that is not okay, you are really mothers-in-law." She pursed her mouth, thought for a while with a serious expression, and said: "Well, you go and help me get the flowers. The old monster caught it, burned it with fire, and then gave me its Yuan Dan."

I was a little dazed, and chewed her words carefully: Old Monster Hua, Yuan Dan?
"The old monster Hua you mentioned is also a spirit monster?"

Little Loli hummed, nodded her head, and said, "Yes, but it's different from me. It's a bad spirit. I like to eat people and beast cubs. It's bloody. If you can get rid of it , get its Yuan Dan, you have accumulated a great virtue, and the lightning strike will be much easier."

Ke Xiangu said: "What is that old flower monster?"

Little Loli tilted her head and said, "Didn't you guys still talk about it not long ago? Oh, by the way, you people call it Granny Hua."

Ke Xiangu's fat body jumped suddenly, and she said in horror: "What! Granny Hua! Didn't you ask us to use it as fertilizer!"

Little Lolita began to play with her temper, pouted and said, "Repay your favor if you have a favor, and revenge if you have a grudge. You're welcome."

Choose one of three.

It's really hard to choose.

One is to stay with her, even if it’s just to accompany her, the problem is that she thinks I look delicious...

The second is to help it be struck by lightning. I dare say that if God sees it is me, he will definitely strike me without hesitation, and he will strike me fiercely.

The third is to kill the old monster Hua...

Looking at Ke Xiangu's expression, I know how dangerous this is. When chatting with us not long ago, she even mentioned Granny Hua.

At this time, Feng Guishou whispered to me: "What are you afraid of? This kitten doesn't seem to be very capable. Wasn't that snake cut in half by Shuo Shu? I don't think I will do it, and I won't stop... ..." He gestured to the little loli across from him.

Who would have thought that this little loli had very good ears, and suddenly her hair exploded, and she turned back into a fat civet cat, and quickly ran to the big tree, uttering: "You people are so bad, you actually want to kill the king, you are the king! Your Majesty wants you to taste my strength!"

As soon as the words fell, a black mist suddenly spewed out from its civet cat's mouth, as if it was alive, it enveloped us in an instant.

At this moment, I felt extremely itchy all over my body, that's all, the key is that my body can't move, I can't even scratch it, that feeling, not to mention how painful it is.

In the next second, I was thrown to the ground by the fat civet cat, and I fell straight on the ground.It stuck out its tongue, licked my face, and said, "I'm going to eat you now, my lord." After speaking, it meowed, and it looked very creepy immediately.

In desperation, I hurriedly said, "Don't, don't, don't, I won't be able to escape the lightning strike if you eat me, and I didn't say I wouldn't help you. The person who said he wanted to kill you was that skinny man, not me."

Feng Guishou heard the words and cursed: "Little bastard, I won't take you for such a trick."

I said: "Husband and wife are originally birds of the same forest, and they fly separately when disaster strikes. What's more, we two are men who can't fight each other. You cheated the king of Hades before, and you cheated it very refreshingly?"

When the fat civet cat heard what I said, it turned into a human again, and sat naked on my chest with only a bellyband on, with its legs crossed. It was so cute.But now my body is extremely itchy, coupled with the predicament in front of me, so no matter how cute this fat civet cat is, my lolicon blood will not be able to boil.

She sat cross-legged on my chest, snorted, and slapped my face with a pair of small hands indiscriminately, making me slap and slap. It didn't hurt much, but it still felt quite sad.While beating her, he said: "He wants to kill me, he is a bad person, but you are not a good person, rascal."

I was really itchy, so I said: "King civet cat, please do me a favor, old man, let us not be so itchy, let's talk about it, if this goes on, I'm going to die from itching, no one will give you advice gone."

Although this monster has been around for a long time, it has not been in the human world, so it is quite easy to fool around. Hearing this, he tilted his head and said crisply: "Okay, I will let you go first." When she said this, she licked my chest Jumped down, ran to Tianrandai, snatched the sickle from his waist, and said, "This is safe." Immediately afterwards, the small mouth opened, and another burst of black mist sprayed out. The itching disappeared instantly.

Everyone quickly got up and looked at each other. For a while, I could only smile wryly, and said: "Why don't you retreat first, and I will stay with King Civet." When the time comes, no matter how good the opportunity is to escape, if you really can't escape, then admit it, it's better than It is good to implicate others.

Hearing this, Xiangu Ke sighed, and said, "How could we leave you alone! What did we do to us! Xiao Su, you are a good boy, and your auntie is in charge. After you go back, let my dead girl be your daughter-in-law." Son."

I choked and said, "Aunt Ke, no need..." I only weighed more than 100 kilograms, and I was matched with her daughter. I felt that my future was very dangerous.

She said seriously: "Don't worry, she doesn't dare to dislike you, if she dares to dislike you, I will beat her to death!" You are really her own mother.

At this moment, Tan Yan snorted coldly, and suddenly said: "Civet cat, don't you just want to avoid lightning, I will show you the way, it is quite easy. There is a treasure nearby, you can get it easily, use it It can avoid lightning."

baby?what baby?
I didn't realize it for a while, and the civet cat also said: "This is my territory, why didn't I know there is a baby?"

Tan Ren said: "That is a corpse pill of Kuiba, do you know what Kuiba is?"

The little loli stared wide-eyed, and said: "Qui, Kuiba...Of course I know." She opened her small mouth into an O shape, and then kept jumping on the spot: "Quiba's corpse pill is comparable to the flower-killing old monster!" Much better, quick, quick tell me where it is!"

I knew Tan Ren's plan right away, and I admired him for a moment, he was planning to lure the civet cat to Shui Yushuang's head!This abacus is really...

However, it has been a day and a night, and the people in the capital have been chasing and killing Shui Yushuang. In addition to the gun battle just now, it is already unknown who held the corpse raising beads that day.

(End of this chapter)