The Secret Art of Refining the Dead: The Walking Corpse File

Chapter 638
"No hurry." Wuxu smiled slightly and said, "I see him now, but he is just a dead body. What's the difference?" After finishing speaking, he said to the others; "From now on, except for morning class and afternoon class, the rest of the time, you will be the teacher. Teach yourself, and the labor class is cancelled, so you have to take care of it."

Everyone nodded in agreement, Huang Lian immediately turned bitter, and looked at me helplessly.I stole it in my heart, and said in my heart that I wanted to be a coolie, so stop teasing me.

The so-called morning class is the time to exercise after waking up in the morning. I know about it, but because I didn’t get up so early, I haven’t seen the morning class of Huang Lian and others, but it is said that it will be around 05:30 Get up, go up and down from the mountain to a valley at the foot of the mountain, there is a small vegetable garden that has been reclaimed below, and go there to pick vegetables and return to the peak to make breakfast. In fact, the main purpose is to exercise, and picking vegetables is just a way.

I have seen lunch classes, but everyone's lunch classes are different, but most of them are inseparable from the scope of "wu". It is usually held around four o'clock in the afternoon, with punching and splitting palms. Taoist martial arts are mostly soft, and I am not Experts, so in my opinion, the soft boxing techniques they play are no different from Taijiquan and Baduanjin.

The so-called labor class is what Huang Lian refers to as coolies. According to the entry time, newcomers have to do coolies for half a year, sharpen their minds, wash and cook, chop firewood and sweep, almost equivalent to full-time babysitters.After half a year, all these jobs will be done in rotation.

Huang Lian and others are so enthusiastic about me. I suspect that it is largely because they want to rest for half a year. Now that I just added this sentence, Huang Lian's expectations have come to nothing.

Master, wise!As a person who wants to inherit the mantle of walking corpses, how can I waste time on these chores!
Although he won't let me see Tan Ren for the time being, the treatment plus Huanglian's bitter face still makes me feel very happy. It's already noon now. Come to him again.

There are four points in Shuangjiang Peak. The bottom point is the bamboo house where we live. It takes about [-] minutes to walk up. They are all retreating there, what kind of retreat... just be lazy.

The third point above is where the gate of the temple is, and Wuxu is usually in the hall. I have to walk for an hour between the three points, and it takes two hours to go back and forth.

It was a waste of time to go back and forth, but it took only an hour for Baihe and the others to go back and forth. They were all like spirit beasts in the mountains. Not red and out of breath.

It can't blame me for not being up to date, it can only blame them for being too perverted.

When I thought about having lunch and walking for another two hours, my legs felt weak, so I said, "Master, I might as well have lunch at your place."

Wuxu glanced at me, smiled slightly, and said, "Alright."

After everyone left, I rolled up my sleeves and consciously prepared to cook, but when I went to the kitchen, there was no rice.I was stunned, and was about to ask what was going on, Wuxu said: "I practice bigu technique, I only eat fifteen days a month, today I have no rice."

"Then what should I eat?" Wuxu closed his eyes and didn't answer.

There is really not even half a grain of rice in this place. He sat down for an hour, and when he opened his eyes, he was about to preach to me. Got it, he did it on purpose.

"You take this book back and read it, and if you don't understand anything, just ask me."

It is different from the old cheats in the TV series. This book is very new, with modern packaging. When you open it, it is not an ancient text, but a printed book with many annotations on it.

Wuxu said: "This book was printed by Xuanye at the foot of the mountain. It is said to be easy to get started. I read it as a teacher. It is indeed more suitable for your generation. Take it and read it first. After reading it, I will show you the original."

I said, "Is this gone?"

Wuxu said: "Step by step."

I said: "Master, you have to tell me how to do it step by step, you can't let me stay here for a year or two?"

Wuxu said: "As long as I can live, I will teach you how long."

When he said this, I didn't know how to speak for a while. Sometimes, the change of your attitude towards a person is often just a moment.Not long ago, I regarded this old Guanzhu as a difficult character, thinking about how to parry him, thinking about how I should act when he is dead.

But now, I have really worshiped my teacher, called my master, and have a place in the Three Sons Temple. After listening to him say such words, I no longer feel as indifferent as before. I felt depressed for a while, and said: "Master, why are you so stubborn? Wouldn't it be nice to live a few more years? My disciple has no other skills, but it's trivial to let you live a few more years."

Wuxu looked at me, stretched out his hand and patted my head: "Good boy, you have a heart. I won't keep you for too long. Life and death are for the great reincarnation of heaven and earth. Let nature take its course and be in harmony with heaven and earth. This is my life. You don't have to worry about people's pursuit, you can sing when you die, just go." After speaking, he waved his hand and motioned for me to leave.

I knew that I couldn't persuade Wuxu on this matter, so I could only sigh and give up.

It took more than an hour to get back to the bamboo house. It was already past two o'clock in the noon. Huang Lian was packing up his ingredients. Yu Gan and the others got together to drink tea and play chess. I was so angry that my teeth itched.

At this moment, the hunger in his stomach was unbearable, so he howled: "Fatty Huang, I'm hungry."

Huang Lian said slowly: "I want to call my brother. Are you hungry? There is no food at Master's place, right? Who told you to be lazy." After that, he pointed to my feet and said: "Lazy legs are the root cause of late illness; Life is about movement."

I was annoyed by him, and said: "I said you are isolated from the world, but it seems that you know a lot about the outside world? And life lies in exercise... Say, do you often go down the mountain with Master on your back?"

Huang Lian said: "What do you mean, we have to carry Master behind our backs when we go down the mountain? As long as you finish your homework, you can arrange the rest of the time by yourself, and no one will stop you if you want to go out to play." After finishing speaking, he patted me shoulder, said: "Yes, brother, I still love you, the kitchen has left food for you, go eat."

Assuming this fat man has a conscience, I lay down on the bamboo chair and slowly flipped through the book after eating.

This book was translated by Zhou Xuanye. The most important thing is that Zhou Xuanye's commentary was added to it, which is very simple and covers a wide range of topics.I was fascinated by this sight, and it was time for lunch in a flash. I suddenly felt a large shadow covering me, thinking that the sky was overcast and it was going to rain, but when I looked up from the book, it was Huang Lian and others who surrounded me. surrounded.

What is this for?
I became vigilant, and felt that this group of Taoist priests who looked like immortals but were actually quite unreliable would definitely not be able to do anything good.

Sure enough, Fatty Huang asked me right away: "Brother, it's time for lunch. The body is the capital of the revolution. Learning martial arts can strengthen your body. You choose one and practice with us." Practicing martial arts?I have learned boxing and kicking styles from Zhou Xuanye, and I am no stranger to this. I also know that this thing cannot be achieved overnight. I am already old, and I can't learn anything well now, so I said: "Then... Taijiquan Bar."

Huang Lian choked for a moment, and said: "This is the basic skill that you must know. Who told you to learn this? Here, we have boxing techniques that take a strong and fierce path, palm techniques that use softness to overcome rigidity, and sword techniques... What brother Zhou learned is swordsmanship." This method is not very practical in modern times, but it is still possible to deceive little girls by showing off the shape."

Is co-author Zhou Xuanye learning swordsmanship just to put on a pose?
I was silent and said, "Other than that?"

Huang Lian hissed, and said: "There is also lightness kung fu."

Light work?

I became interested and said, "Just like on TV, flying over the wall?"

Huang Lian said: "Yes, that's it, but if you want to practice like in the TV series, it must be a very remarkable state, and the lightness kung fu is very easy to learn, you only need to persevere and you will be able to achieve success."

Flying over the eaves and walking on the wall, with a body as light as a swallow, it is refreshing to think about it, my heart moved, and I said: "Then learn lightness kung fu."

Huang Lian patted me on the shoulder and said earnestly, "Junior brother, have perseverance." Then he threw the book in my hand aside and said, "Don't look at it, why can't you think about it so much? You walk the corpse road at a young age. Well, let's go, brother let you see what is Chinese kung fu."

At that moment, a group of people cheered and went to the martial arts field in the distance.

This Martial arts arena is actually a natural platform, not as regular as artificially polished, and half of it protrudes out of the cliff, which looks quite artistic, but also a little dangerous.

When we came, several people from Kun Dao had already arrived first, and they were slowly practicing martial arts together. Martial arts training pays attention to one-stop, so we didn't say hello.

Huang Lian and others took me directly to the innermost place, the farthest place from the edge of the cliff. There is a pit in this place, about half a meter away.

Huang Lian pointed to the tunnel and said, "Now I'll teach you lightness kung fu, jump down first."

I did as I was told.

Huang Lian said again: "Jump out again."

What?
Huang Lian said: "Why are you in a daze, jump out again!"

I had no choice but to jump out. The height of half a meter is not difficult to jump up, but the pit is very narrow, and the legs have to be close together to jump, and they cannot be opened too far. This makes it more difficult to jump. It is still a bit laborious to get up.

I jumped out, Huang Lian said: "Okay, keep this speed, repeat this movement, one hour, 10 minutes each, rest for 2 minutes, let's start."

"..." Are you sure this is practicing lightness kung fu, not trying to trick me?

As if knowing what I was thinking, Huang Lian said: "Look at your eyes, as if I'm cheating on you. Let me tell you, this is how you practice lightness kung fu. Slowly, you have to tie sandbags on your legs, gradually Deepen the pit, step by step, and over time, light work will be accomplished. Light work is the simplest and requires the least skill, but at the same time, it also requires the most perseverance."

(End of this chapter)