Doomsday Crazy Meow

Chapter 227 The so-called civilized arrogance is a disregard for everything
"You can speak Horn language?" the lizard man asked with interest, his eyes lit up.

Originally thought that this place was just a barbaric low-level civilized planet, a place where birds don't shit, but they didn't expect to be constantly surprised. Not only did there be guys who knew Galactic Common Language, but this little furry animal could also speak Horn language.

"Yes, Your Excellency, I was fortunate enough to meet a powerful Horn tribe, and I was very honored to get his help and learn the wonderful Horn language." The orange cat stood up straight and brought With a bright smile on his face, he ran the train with his mouth full of respect.

What he spoke was actually Mandarin, but it was immediately translated into Horn by the gourmet system, so it sounded to the lizardman as if the cat was speaking fluent and standard Horn.

The humans and aliens next to it were all stunned and shocked, and this cat became more and more mysterious in their eyes.

And those god slaves were the most shocked group when they saw the orange cat talking smoothly with the lizard man.

Originally, they claimed to be the chosen ones of God, born slaves of the gods, people closest to the gods, but they never thought they were inferior to this cat!
What is the origin of this cat! ?

Seeing that everyone was shocked but didn't move, Zuo Chen stiffened his tail and stabbed Leng Xiang who was standing aside like an iron rod, continued to smile all over his face, and said in a voice that only the other party could hear: "Nuclear bomb!" Where is it, Quick Teow, get ready!"

Then he said loudly: "Laugh! Du Temiao laughed for me! Now we have to try our best to eliminate the hostility of each other, and laugh quickly if you don't want to die!"

Hearing the orange cat's words, no matter whether it was a alien or a human, they were all taken aback.

Immediately afterwards, Mouse Duqiang and Blood Red Queen took the lead in putting on a standard tiger smile. They had always trusted this cat, knowing that the other party would never do meaningless things in such a dangerous situation.

Then the other aliens also reacted, seeing the Beastmaster and the Abyssal One started to laugh. Although they didn't know what a smile is, they just squeezed the corners of their mouths up, or looked at the lizard with watery or blood-red eyes People, who were beaten with missing arms and legs just now, now look very weak, helpless, pitiful and cute.

For these aliens struggling and fighting in the wilderness, survival is the first priority, and they don't know what face is at all.

"Chief, what should I do... What is the origin of this cat? Why do I feel a little evil?" A human soldier asked Leng Xiang cautiously.

"I can't control that much anymore. Smile, everyone must smile, this is an order!" Leng Xiang said, and also tried to raise the corners of his mouth, revealing the standard eight teeth, and put on a tiger smile expression.

Hearing this, more than a dozen human evolutionary warriors immediately smiled, imitating the orange cat, and looked at the lizardman innocently.

Originally, he was still full of killing intent, and his whole body was surging with energy, but now he was stirred up by this orange cat, and he immediately seemed much gentler.

The lizardman naturally also saw the behavior of the little orange hairy animal. The other party's words just now were obviously ordering other native creatures to give up resistance. At this time, they couldn't help but believe most of Zuo Chen's words, and asked hissingly: "Have you ever Met my people? Who is it? Is he still here now?"

Could it be that he was not the first advanced civilized creature to come to this barbaric planet, but there were others who came here before him?

It must be, otherwise, there is no way to explain why this little orange animal can speak Horn language.

Zuo Chen continued to smile all over his face, and made up nonsense without blinking his eyes: "The last Horn tribesman I met said that he was a great interstellar poacher who specialized in opposing the Galactic Federation and possessed extremely powerful His combat effectiveness, his spaceship is as tall as a building, and there are many powerful servants meow. It’s just that his appearance is a little different from yours, so I didn’t recognize you at first.”

Could it be a powerful team of poachers?The lizardman was taken aback for a moment, then laughed, raised a paw, and stroked his face lightly, and saw a crack appear in the middle of his entire face, which slid away to the sides, revealing the lizard face inside. Come.

"I'm just putting on makeup. This is my real look. It's normal if you don't recognize it."

"Ah! It turns out that you are really a great Horn Clan meow! I am so touched, being able to meet the great Horn Clan again makes my life complete! I must be the luckiest creature in the universe! Please Forgive me for not being able to control my emotions..." the orange cat said loudly, and at the same time raised its paw to wipe the corners of its eyes, as if it had already shed tears of excitement.

At the same time, with a stiff smile on his face, Leng Xiang whispered next to him: "The two tactical nuclear bombs are in the armed helicopter, and the remote control detonation device is in my hand..." He turned his head slightly and looked at the top of the nearby building A helicopter in front of him indicated with his eyes that Zuo Chen was there.

As if he didn't hear anything, Zuo Chen continued to wipe away his tears and said to the lizard man with a grin: "Great lizard...Your Excellency the horn tribe, please agree to one of my requests!"

At this time, the lizard man was also very excited when he heard what the orange cat said just now, and said to the surrounding metal balls: "Dear audience friends, have you heard that the indigenous creatures on this planet have seen the horned people, then The forerunner must be extremely powerful, so these indigenous creatures are highly respected, they almost regard the Horn people as gods! Haha, if I had known earlier, I would not have put on makeup, and it would have saved so much trouble."

Then he turned his head and said to Zuo Chen: "Weak, lowly and pitiful mammal, just tell me, as long as your request is not too excessive, I will try my best to satisfy your request. You are really an interesting little animal, that one It is really his loss that the forerunner did not take you away..."

His pupils shrank, and he looked at the orange cat in front of him, with a flash of greed in his eyes, as if he was considering whether to take him away.

Zuo Chen still had a standard smile on his face, looking overjoyed, and said: "Thank you for your generosity, Shuai Shuai! In our culture, when a distinguished guest arrives, we must hold a welcome ceremony and arrange a gorgeous throne for you, and then Only by paying homage to you can we express our inner respect, and I hope you will allow us to offer our highest respect, meow!"

"Hahaha, you are really cute and simple natives. It turns out that your request is only this, and there is no problem at all." The lizard man laughed and said to the metal ball at the same time: "My friends, I really hope that it can be broadcast live now, but even if it is a video, I will I will lead you to experience the simplicity of this planet, and I will become their god!"

Seeing that the other party agreed, Zuo Chen immediately said to Leng Xiang who was next to him: "Colonel Leng Xiang, I have promised the Lizardman that I will hold a welcome ceremony for him. The specific content is to get a high throne, the higher the better, Let him sit on the top, and we collectively salute below, you understand meow!?"

The last few words were spoken with a heavy voice, and a pair of shiny cat eyes stared at Leng Xiang's eyes.

Leng Xiang instantly understood what the other party meant, gritted his teeth, and said, "Understood!"

He turned his head and ordered to a group of human fighters: "Immediately go to the roof of the building where the Viper No. 3 fighter is located, and set up a meeting place! Zhang Zhenhe, lead your team to the Zicheng Grand Theater to find a chair. The more gorgeous and beautiful the better, and find another chair." Come roll the red carpet!"

Zuo Chen nodded secretly, knowing that Leng Xiang had understood his battle plan, he immediately continued to smile and said to the Lizardman: "Great Horn Warrior, please wait a moment meow, we will serve you in accordance with the tradition of this planet." Arrange a throne, and then hold a grand ceremony to welcome you!"

At this time, he had basically figured out the mentality of the lizardman.

To put it bluntly, it's very simple, the other party is now completely armed with the feeling of a modern civilized person walking into a forest primitive tribe. Because of his own strong strength and technical level higher than the earth's civilization for many years, he is extremely confident.

It is precisely because of this that he is extremely curious about different cultures, especially the barbaric and backward primitive culture in his eyes.

Just like a modern person walking into a primitive tribe, he also wants to paint his face with oil paint, put chicken feathers on his head and dance around the fire.

What's more, the other party is originally an outdoor anchor on the ultra-dimensional network, and he will never refuse such things that can add fun to the video!

It's as if Bell couldn't refuse to sit on the throne of the chief of the primitive tribe!

When arrogance brings great security and self-confidence, the temptation is too great!
Sure enough, the lizardman nodded, indicating that he could wait, and then wandered around the streets of the ruins of Zicheng. At the same time, he continued to do various actions beside those aliens, as if he was taking selfies.

Lengxiang's people are moving quickly, finding all kinds of items in the ruins of Zicheng, moving them to the roof over there, laying a red carpet, building a high platform with wooden boards and bricks, and putting it on the high platform. They put up gorgeous seats, and at the same time found various sculptures and decorations, etc., which filled the roof.

Leng Xiang personally participated in it, took two small boxes from a helicopter and put them under the seats.

When he was doing these things, he looked nervous, but fortunately, the lizard man didn't find anything unusual.

But at this moment, it was Zuo Chen who was most nervous, chatting with the other party with a smile all over his face, while sweating in his heart.

If the lizardmen go back to the interstellar sampan to check it now, they will definitely find that the dark energy engine has been dismantled, and everything will fall short.

Fortunately, the lizard man has been taking various selfies, obviously not paying attention to the native creatures in front of him, and vividly interpreting the arrogance from a higher civilization.

The most confused ones were those god slaves, completely unable to understand what was going on now.

Why does this great god ignore them at all?
Why can't I understand what they are saying?
Why does that cat seem to be very popular with the other party, as if they are having a good conversation?

Why! ?
We came first!

(End of this chapter)