Doomsday Crazy Meow

Chapter 386 What to do if the idol power is too weak

The cameras in front began to shoot. These fist-sized cameras suspended in the air were captured from the hands of interstellar poachers. It is very convenient to use at this time.

After these things are photographed, they will directly become holographic images, which can be uploaded to the public network of the Milky Way.

At this time, in the live broadcast room where all the idols and girls were, there was no audience at all.

Finally, a melodious bell rang, and a line of galactic common language floated in the void: "The audience from the Scales #%@ entered the room".

Everyone at the scene immediately felt like a treasure, and Wuma said excitedly: "Welcome, welcome to our first audience!"

Originally, according to their expectations, they thought that their debut performance would be some kind of concert, and it would be fine to have a song show or something.

Unexpectedly, the boss actually asked them to come to live broadcast!

When will this bitch be able to become popular and become an idol star!
Is it the anchor of Ye Luzi?

It's just that when they reflected their confusion to this orange cat, the other party just lightly blew out a smoke ring with pink lips, and then told them very bachelorly:
"The company has no money, so everything has to be accumulated little by little, so let's start with the live broadcast and experience good meow."

Then he raised his paw and patted her chest, and said something solemnly:

"As long as you have strong idol power, you will naturally become popular very quickly. Don't doubt all of this, just like your D cup is equally unquestionable."

So when the first audience appeared, everyone was very excited, because after all, this was the first step of their career.

Soon, hundreds of creatures from various civilizations appeared in the live broadcast room one after another. Naturally, all of them came from Type 1 civilization, and there were even fly people.

Although the two parties did not understand each other in language, Chenlong had been translating in real time, so there was no major communication barrier between them.

"Where do you females come from? Why haven't you seen this race before?" A tourist asked curiously.

"Nonsense, of course you haven't seen it. There are so many kinds of intelligent life in the entire galaxy, how could you have seen them all?" Another tourist sneered.

"But these females are quite beautiful... they look very appetizing."

"How do you know this is a female? The males of some races are also gorgeous in appearance, and they look weak, but they are actually very brutal."

"Impossible, look at the body structure of these creatures, and the obvious division of labor evolution, which shows that they themselves do not do hard physical labor..."

"..."

A group of tourists chattered and discussed, seeing that the number of people had passed the 300 mark, Zuo Chen nodded beside him.

Qi Ran immediately took the lead with a cute smile and said, "Hi everyone, we are the JCZ188 group! This is the first time we meet, please take care of us! We have brought you a song and dance, I hope you will like it..."

At this time, a group of chief inspectors were extremely nervous.

Only after playing did they realize that training is one thing, but actually facing the audience is another.

The worry of screwing up and making a fool of themselves in full view haunted them like a curse.

Even if there is only such a small audience, it is enough to make them nervous.

Then, the music sounded, and a group of supervisors with a stiff smile began to dance mechanically, and sang along with the music:

"Good morning meow, good afternoon meow, good night meow..."

Facing the real audience at this time, although these girl idols are working hard, they seem to be using too much force. On the contrary, they are not as attractive as in the training just now.

After seeing this dance, the audience in the room seemed to be a little confused, and then lines of exchanged words floated in the air:

"What are they doing?"

"Is it a unique dance of this race?"

"It's kind of boring..."

"Looks like a robot, the smile on his face is so fake..."

"This song is quite interesting, but it's also a bit too simple..."

"It's better to watch other anchors striptease..."

"..."

Soon, the number of online viewers began to drop rapidly. Obviously, these alien viewers didn't buy it very much. They were not interested in the dance at all, so they left directly.

Seeing the number of viewers drop from 100 to more than [-] in a blink of an eye, everyone including Zuo Chen couldn't help sweating from their foreheads and turned around anxiously.

what's the situation! ?

Why is it different from what I expected, these aliens are not interested in beautiful girls dancing at all!

Could it be that all the people who come in are gay, or don't they have sexual impulses towards beautiful girls from the earth! ?
Sure enough, everything is still too naive!
After all, they are different civilized races, and their physical structure is completely different. It is not so easy to open the situation with a song that has been practiced in a hurry...

Finally, a song has been danced, and the number of people in the live broadcast room has dropped to one hundred, and will soon drop below one hundred.

Zuo Chen hurriedly shouted: "Execute plan B! It's the plan I taught you, meow!"

A group of beautiful girls were taken aback for a moment, then went to the side and picked up a few large stone slabs, and returned to the center of the room again.

Wuma lay flat on the ground, while the others placed a huge stone slab on her body, with serious expressions on their faces.

Pei Tu shouted: "Come and see! The ancestral chest broken big stone! You are satisfied!"

Then he slapped the stone slab with his palm, and the energy of the S-rank fighter was released instantly, smashing the slate into pieces.

Wuma shook her chest, but was not injured at all.

At the same time, Qi Ran on the side had already sat in a large iron pot, smiled sweetly towards the camera, and said in a sweet loli voice: "Everyone, watch out, I will show you an iron pot Stew yourself."

Several other beautiful girls also showed their magical powers at this time, swallowing swords, and stepping on fire.

It's just that the number of people online was still slowly decreasing. After they started performing these things, the number of people dropped even faster. It jumped directly from one hundred to less than ten people, and became a single-digit audience...

Seeing this scene, Zuo Chen couldn't help covering his face with his claws, knowing that this first live broadcast of his debut was completely screwed up.

At first, I thought that smashing boulders in the chest and stewing in an iron pot would increase my popularity, but now it seems that it is of no use at all.

This is a typical example of cultural output that is not acclimatized!
Lifting his claws, he retreated directly from the Yinhe public network, Zuo Chen held his round head and began to think about the problem.

"What's the matter? It doesn't make sense...Short skirt + stockings are already very attractive, even if I am a cat, will I be sexually motivated after seeing it..." Zuo Chen said to himself.

The former inspector generals on the side were depressed at this time.

Originally, I thought that people like myself would be able to become popular immediately, quickly become idols, and then leave Rainbow Cat Company to go solo, but I didn't expect that the first live performance would be a shame at all!
"What the hell is going on..." came the voice of the orange cat talking to himself, and all the girl idols suddenly felt creepy:
"Idol power is too weak, it must be because the training is not strong enough...the training is still not enough devil..."

"Cough cough..." At this moment, the agent and trainer Tony coughed lightly, and said to Zuo Chen: "Boss, I don't know if I should say a few words..."

(End of this chapter)