Doomsday Crazy Meow
Chapter 395 There Are 1 Moves To Deal With A Beastmaster
Chapter 395 There Are Three Ways To Deal With A Beastmaster
"Luzi, do you often eat people?" Zuo Chen asked cautiously.
Whether it often eats people also shows the evolution level of a mutant beast.
After all, if one has high intelligence and peaceful coexistence with human civilization, one should also get rid of the bad habit of cannibalism. Guoguo is the best example. The habit of eating snacks has basically been changed.
Hearing Zuo Chen's words, Lu Zi said with a cute face: "I will only bite those humans when they come to catch me. Human flesh is so sour that it doesn't taste good at all."
Zuo Chen immediately nodded approvingly, the taste of people is really not delicious, especially compared with refined dishes.
Only those beasts that have just escaped chaos will have greater interest in fresh flesh and blood.
A truly mature Beastmaster definitely prefers well-cooked dishes.
"So are there any human bases nearby? Can find networks and energy..."
Zuo Chen continued: "The Internet is..."
It's just that before he finished speaking, the sika deer has already replied: "There is a human settlement near here, it should have a network, and they have a lot of energy, but these people are so fierce, I am a little scared ..."
As he said that, the sika deer showed a frightened expression on his face, as if he was extremely afraid of the humans in those settlements,
A strange smile appeared on the orange cat's face immediately, what's the matter?The majestic beast king is actually afraid of humans?
This should be due to the nature of the sika deer, because it is relatively gentle, so after becoming the beast king, it is still timid and cautious.
Zuo Chen patted his belly immediately and made a "pop" sound: "Don't worry, Luzi, with my Big Orange King here, they dare not do anything to you! Take me there now, I need to go online..."
"No, I can't go, they are too scary and disgusting..." Unexpectedly, the sika deer took two steps back, the frightened expression on its face was even stronger, obviously it did not intend to take the orange cat to the human settlement.
Meow meow, you are an embarrassment for the Beastmaster!Zuo Chen was speechless, it was the first time he met such a timid beast king.
But it doesn't matter, for him, the big orange king, what kind of storms and waves have he never seen?
Especially in the matter of dealing with the Beastmaster, they are simply proficient!
Although these beast masters mutated from ordinary beasts are extremely powerful and have high IQs, they don't know much about the various tricks and tricks of human society, so they are very easy to fall for.
For a long time, Zuo Chen has summed up two most effective methods: one is food, and the other is entertainment.
At that moment, Zuo Chen took out a tablet computer from the storage space, and with a seductive smile on his face, he asked the sika deer:
"Kako, do you know what this is?"
This computer was originally one of Guoguo's toys. It contained a large number of movies and cartoons, and even some computer games. It was the most effective way to lure the ignorant sika deer in front of him.
Unexpectedly, the sika deer stared, and said with a cute face: "This is a tablet computer, don't you know how to use it?"
"Meow ha ha ha! Of course I will do this, this... I just want to ask you..." The smile on the orange cat's face froze instantly, thinking that the other party would give a straightforward answer.
Never expected, this is a city deer!
However, judging from the fact that the other party knows how to use a translator, they should have a deep understanding of human civilization.
Thinking of this, Zuo Chen took out something from the storage space again, this time it was a game console, Nintendo MS017 handheld.
Then he said with a flattering smile again: "Lu Zi, do you know what this is?"
The sika deer nodded again with a cute face: "I know, Nintendo MS017 handheld, this is an outdated model, it is not as fun as MS018, I have the latest one, do you want to play? Solar powered, I like it .”
At the same time, I thought in my mind: the orange cat in front of me seems a little weird, why does it feel like a country cat?It's like dirt...
The sika deer looked strangely at the orange cat.
And Zuo Chen on the side was about to vomit blood at this time!
Ying country is indeed a country of otaku culture!
Even in the end of the world, the Beastmaster always smells like a dead house, which is simply terrifying!
The orange cat has jumped off the sofa at this time, and put the game console back into the storage space with an embarrassed expression.
The temptation of delicious food and the temptation of playing have no effect, and it is not easy for me to force the other party to do something, so it seems that I can only use the last resort.
Then Zuo Chen took a deep breath and asked the sika deer:
"Luzi, you live here, do you have any friends or something, is it just you?"
Zuo Chen's words seemed to have hit a sore spot, and Lu Zi's expression immediately became silent.
The sika deer took off its hooves and put them under its armpits, revealing a pair of tender little hands, rubbed them together, and said, "Luzi has no friends, and Luzi only has game consoles and cartoons."
Zuo Chen was speechless, you are so meow, don't act like a dead house that hides at home every day, are you a sika deer?You are Two-dimensional deer!
Afterwards, he said patiently, "Then Luzi, do you want a boyfriend? A handsome and powerful boyfriend who can play games with you, cook for you, clean up the housework, and warm your bed at night."
Hearing this, Kako's eyes lit up immediately, and her breathing became rapid:
"A boyfriend like Sakamoto? Or Kuroshitsuji?"
The eyes of the sika deer have turned into the shape of a girl's heart, as if looking forward to something.
Zuo Chen coughed twice, tried his best to put the image of a hedgehog and a big black mouse on Hei Deacon, and finally tried to put the image of a teddy on it, but finally shook his head helplessly .
But when he raised his head, he said with joy, "No problem meow! He is definitely a handsome, graceful and gentle boyfriend, wrapping around me!"
Afterwards, he lowered his voice, raised the corners of his mouth, and said slowly, "Luzi, you may not know! There are many handsome young men around me. Gu is gentle and smart. A cute girl like you will definitely change into a young man." It is extremely popular, and maybe there will be a fight because of jealousy..."
Hearing this, the sika deer rubbed its hands shyly, as if it was very shy about what the orange cat said, but the hot eyes betrayed itself.
Seeing the other party's appearance, Zuo Chen finally settled down.
I'll just say it!The reason why so-called single nerds and nerds don’t fall in love is not because they really want to live alone, but because they haven’t met a lover who is as perfect as two-dimensional.
If there really is a handsome, wealthy, gentle and funny / fair-skinned, sweet and pleasant opposite sex appearing in front of you, it will be a ghost if you don’t be tempted!
Of course, Zuo Chen doesn't know whether his buddies can fall into Lu Zi's eyes, but the blind date is actually a matter of sight!
Maybe the deer girl in front of her likes those with thorns...
Seeing Zuo Chen's confident expression of "putting it on me", Lu Zi did not doubt that he was with him, and felt extremely shy in his heart, and seemed to gradually gain courage.
Zuo Chen immediately struck while the iron was hot, and said, "Look, Luzi, I also want to introduce you to a boyfriend, but first I need to be able to connect with my friends. Without energy and internet, I can't find them..."
Hearing this, the sika deer showed a struggling look on his face, as if he was considering whether to muster up the courage to face those terrifying humans for the sake of his legendary boyfriend.
After thinking about it for a while, she raised her head and her gaze became more resolute: "Okay, I'll take you there...but we'd better look at it from a distance, don't get too close...they are a bunch of lunatics... "
There is a door!
Zuo Chen was overjoyed in his heart, patted his stomach again and said: "No problem, you can do whatever you want, let's try to stay as far away as possible, if you feel worried, you can take me there and leave directly."
At this time, although Zuo Chen's own combat strength has not reached the S-level, but he has all kinds of weird killing moves, coupled with his strong mental power, even if he really faces an S-level enemy, he is completely capable of defeating the enemy. .
Moreover, as long as you can connect to the Internet and send a message to Red Star, when the helpers come in groups, you can completely sweep the entire archipelago.
"I...I will try my best to protect you..." the sika deer said timidly.
If the matchmaker is dead, where will she find a boyfriend! ?
Zuo Chen didn't care about this, and immediately asked Lu Zi to lead the way, heading for the nearest human settlement.
A deer and a cat jumped on the top of the buildings, skimmed the waves below, and headed towards the northeast of the city.
At this time, Zuo Chen discovered that although this deer looked a little timid, its own combat power was definitely not weak.
Among other things, her speed alone is comparable to that of the Scarlet Queen, and even faster.
At the back, Luzi directly put the orange cat on his back, and led him to gallop through the ruins of the city.
The screams of zombies continued to be heard on the ground and in various buildings, and they looked towards the figure jumping in mid-air.
Among these zombies, there are even many powerful mutated zombies, but naturally they dare not make any mistakes in front of the beast king.
Soon, they had left the city and came to a huge abandoned factory in the suburban wilderness.
Looking around, the area of this factory is almost as large as a small town, surrounded by a large number of sandbags and barbed wire, and the outermost circles are circles of zombies whose heads have been blown to pieces, as well as messy corpses everywhere!
These corpses seemed to be blasted into pieces, like a layer of mud, densely spread around the periphery of this factory town, and a large number of deep pits were blown out on the ground, which looked like hell.
At this time, Zuo Chen also discovered that there was a faint smell of humans in the factory town, but there were no zombies around.
A few mutated zombies even took a detour, as if they didn't want to get close.
There was a touch of eccentricity about everything.
What is this situation?
When he came outside the circle of broken corpses, Lu Zi stopped walking, but pointed to the factory town in front of him from a distance, and said, "This...is the settlement of human beings..."
Her eyes wandered, and she kept looking at the leaving route, as if she was ready to escape at any time.
Zuo Chen smiled slightly, and basically understood that this place should be a wilderness settlement similar to the Chaos Kingdom. There must be S-level fighters sitting here, otherwise it would be impossible to survive in the wilderness.
"Don't be afraid, Lu Zi..."
"Boom!" The melodious gunshot of the sniper rifle sounded, and a sharp armor-piercing bullet instantly shot the sika deer standing beside it!
(End of this chapter)
"Luzi, do you often eat people?" Zuo Chen asked cautiously.
Whether it often eats people also shows the evolution level of a mutant beast.
After all, if one has high intelligence and peaceful coexistence with human civilization, one should also get rid of the bad habit of cannibalism. Guoguo is the best example. The habit of eating snacks has basically been changed.
Hearing Zuo Chen's words, Lu Zi said with a cute face: "I will only bite those humans when they come to catch me. Human flesh is so sour that it doesn't taste good at all."
Zuo Chen immediately nodded approvingly, the taste of people is really not delicious, especially compared with refined dishes.
Only those beasts that have just escaped chaos will have greater interest in fresh flesh and blood.
A truly mature Beastmaster definitely prefers well-cooked dishes.
"So are there any human bases nearby? Can find networks and energy..."
Zuo Chen continued: "The Internet is..."
It's just that before he finished speaking, the sika deer has already replied: "There is a human settlement near here, it should have a network, and they have a lot of energy, but these people are so fierce, I am a little scared ..."
As he said that, the sika deer showed a frightened expression on his face, as if he was extremely afraid of the humans in those settlements,
A strange smile appeared on the orange cat's face immediately, what's the matter?The majestic beast king is actually afraid of humans?
This should be due to the nature of the sika deer, because it is relatively gentle, so after becoming the beast king, it is still timid and cautious.
Zuo Chen patted his belly immediately and made a "pop" sound: "Don't worry, Luzi, with my Big Orange King here, they dare not do anything to you! Take me there now, I need to go online..."
"No, I can't go, they are too scary and disgusting..." Unexpectedly, the sika deer took two steps back, the frightened expression on its face was even stronger, obviously it did not intend to take the orange cat to the human settlement.
Meow meow, you are an embarrassment for the Beastmaster!Zuo Chen was speechless, it was the first time he met such a timid beast king.
But it doesn't matter, for him, the big orange king, what kind of storms and waves have he never seen?
Especially in the matter of dealing with the Beastmaster, they are simply proficient!
Although these beast masters mutated from ordinary beasts are extremely powerful and have high IQs, they don't know much about the various tricks and tricks of human society, so they are very easy to fall for.
For a long time, Zuo Chen has summed up two most effective methods: one is food, and the other is entertainment.
At that moment, Zuo Chen took out a tablet computer from the storage space, and with a seductive smile on his face, he asked the sika deer:
"Kako, do you know what this is?"
This computer was originally one of Guoguo's toys. It contained a large number of movies and cartoons, and even some computer games. It was the most effective way to lure the ignorant sika deer in front of him.
Unexpectedly, the sika deer stared, and said with a cute face: "This is a tablet computer, don't you know how to use it?"
"Meow ha ha ha! Of course I will do this, this... I just want to ask you..." The smile on the orange cat's face froze instantly, thinking that the other party would give a straightforward answer.
Never expected, this is a city deer!
However, judging from the fact that the other party knows how to use a translator, they should have a deep understanding of human civilization.
Thinking of this, Zuo Chen took out something from the storage space again, this time it was a game console, Nintendo MS017 handheld.
Then he said with a flattering smile again: "Lu Zi, do you know what this is?"
The sika deer nodded again with a cute face: "I know, Nintendo MS017 handheld, this is an outdated model, it is not as fun as MS018, I have the latest one, do you want to play? Solar powered, I like it .”
At the same time, I thought in my mind: the orange cat in front of me seems a little weird, why does it feel like a country cat?It's like dirt...
The sika deer looked strangely at the orange cat.
And Zuo Chen on the side was about to vomit blood at this time!
Ying country is indeed a country of otaku culture!
Even in the end of the world, the Beastmaster always smells like a dead house, which is simply terrifying!
The orange cat has jumped off the sofa at this time, and put the game console back into the storage space with an embarrassed expression.
The temptation of delicious food and the temptation of playing have no effect, and it is not easy for me to force the other party to do something, so it seems that I can only use the last resort.
Then Zuo Chen took a deep breath and asked the sika deer:
"Luzi, you live here, do you have any friends or something, is it just you?"
Zuo Chen's words seemed to have hit a sore spot, and Lu Zi's expression immediately became silent.
The sika deer took off its hooves and put them under its armpits, revealing a pair of tender little hands, rubbed them together, and said, "Luzi has no friends, and Luzi only has game consoles and cartoons."
Zuo Chen was speechless, you are so meow, don't act like a dead house that hides at home every day, are you a sika deer?You are Two-dimensional deer!
Afterwards, he said patiently, "Then Luzi, do you want a boyfriend? A handsome and powerful boyfriend who can play games with you, cook for you, clean up the housework, and warm your bed at night."
Hearing this, Kako's eyes lit up immediately, and her breathing became rapid:
"A boyfriend like Sakamoto? Or Kuroshitsuji?"
The eyes of the sika deer have turned into the shape of a girl's heart, as if looking forward to something.
Zuo Chen coughed twice, tried his best to put the image of a hedgehog and a big black mouse on Hei Deacon, and finally tried to put the image of a teddy on it, but finally shook his head helplessly .
But when he raised his head, he said with joy, "No problem meow! He is definitely a handsome, graceful and gentle boyfriend, wrapping around me!"
Afterwards, he lowered his voice, raised the corners of his mouth, and said slowly, "Luzi, you may not know! There are many handsome young men around me. Gu is gentle and smart. A cute girl like you will definitely change into a young man." It is extremely popular, and maybe there will be a fight because of jealousy..."
Hearing this, the sika deer rubbed its hands shyly, as if it was very shy about what the orange cat said, but the hot eyes betrayed itself.
Seeing the other party's appearance, Zuo Chen finally settled down.
I'll just say it!The reason why so-called single nerds and nerds don’t fall in love is not because they really want to live alone, but because they haven’t met a lover who is as perfect as two-dimensional.
If there really is a handsome, wealthy, gentle and funny / fair-skinned, sweet and pleasant opposite sex appearing in front of you, it will be a ghost if you don’t be tempted!
Of course, Zuo Chen doesn't know whether his buddies can fall into Lu Zi's eyes, but the blind date is actually a matter of sight!
Maybe the deer girl in front of her likes those with thorns...
Seeing Zuo Chen's confident expression of "putting it on me", Lu Zi did not doubt that he was with him, and felt extremely shy in his heart, and seemed to gradually gain courage.
Zuo Chen immediately struck while the iron was hot, and said, "Look, Luzi, I also want to introduce you to a boyfriend, but first I need to be able to connect with my friends. Without energy and internet, I can't find them..."
Hearing this, the sika deer showed a struggling look on his face, as if he was considering whether to muster up the courage to face those terrifying humans for the sake of his legendary boyfriend.
After thinking about it for a while, she raised her head and her gaze became more resolute: "Okay, I'll take you there...but we'd better look at it from a distance, don't get too close...they are a bunch of lunatics... "
There is a door!
Zuo Chen was overjoyed in his heart, patted his stomach again and said: "No problem, you can do whatever you want, let's try to stay as far away as possible, if you feel worried, you can take me there and leave directly."
At this time, although Zuo Chen's own combat strength has not reached the S-level, but he has all kinds of weird killing moves, coupled with his strong mental power, even if he really faces an S-level enemy, he is completely capable of defeating the enemy. .
Moreover, as long as you can connect to the Internet and send a message to Red Star, when the helpers come in groups, you can completely sweep the entire archipelago.
"I...I will try my best to protect you..." the sika deer said timidly.
If the matchmaker is dead, where will she find a boyfriend! ?
Zuo Chen didn't care about this, and immediately asked Lu Zi to lead the way, heading for the nearest human settlement.
A deer and a cat jumped on the top of the buildings, skimmed the waves below, and headed towards the northeast of the city.
At this time, Zuo Chen discovered that although this deer looked a little timid, its own combat power was definitely not weak.
Among other things, her speed alone is comparable to that of the Scarlet Queen, and even faster.
At the back, Luzi directly put the orange cat on his back, and led him to gallop through the ruins of the city.
The screams of zombies continued to be heard on the ground and in various buildings, and they looked towards the figure jumping in mid-air.
Among these zombies, there are even many powerful mutated zombies, but naturally they dare not make any mistakes in front of the beast king.
Soon, they had left the city and came to a huge abandoned factory in the suburban wilderness.
Looking around, the area of this factory is almost as large as a small town, surrounded by a large number of sandbags and barbed wire, and the outermost circles are circles of zombies whose heads have been blown to pieces, as well as messy corpses everywhere!
These corpses seemed to be blasted into pieces, like a layer of mud, densely spread around the periphery of this factory town, and a large number of deep pits were blown out on the ground, which looked like hell.
At this time, Zuo Chen also discovered that there was a faint smell of humans in the factory town, but there were no zombies around.
A few mutated zombies even took a detour, as if they didn't want to get close.
There was a touch of eccentricity about everything.
What is this situation?
When he came outside the circle of broken corpses, Lu Zi stopped walking, but pointed to the factory town in front of him from a distance, and said, "This...is the settlement of human beings..."
Her eyes wandered, and she kept looking at the leaving route, as if she was ready to escape at any time.
Zuo Chen smiled slightly, and basically understood that this place should be a wilderness settlement similar to the Chaos Kingdom. There must be S-level fighters sitting here, otherwise it would be impossible to survive in the wilderness.
"Don't be afraid, Lu Zi..."
"Boom!" The melodious gunshot of the sniper rifle sounded, and a sharp armor-piercing bullet instantly shot the sika deer standing beside it!
(End of this chapter)
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