The daily drama of the male god
Chapter 724 The Most Beautiful Dick in the World!
Chapter 724 The Most Beautiful Dick in the World!
When they went back, Qiao Enzi sat on the same motorcycle with the father and son under Xiao Baozi's strong request and repeated coquetry and cuteness.
Ou Jueyan sat at the front, and fixed his wife and son together around his waist with the special "son tie" seat belt.
Seeing that a locomotive that was supposed to be awesome on the traffic lane, crushing all opponents, and worshiped by people, was "used to the best of everything!" by a family of three.The corners of the mouths of all the people present were twitching...
After confirming the safety of his wife and son, Ou Jueyan started the motorcycle, and under the twitching corners of everyone's lips and surprised eyes, he drove the motorcycle home "Weng Weng Weng..."!
"Damn, I discovered for the first time today that this family of three has the potential to be dicks." Zhuang Lingmu said with emotion.
"Cut..." Ou Jingchen gave Zhuang Lingmu a displeased look: "What do you know? Even if they are dicks, my brother, sister-in-law and little baby are the most handsome dicks in the world!" Ou Jingchen said with a look of pride.
"..." Zhuang Lingmu couldn't help adding: "Isn't that still a dick?"
"What's wrong with diaosi? I'm proud that my brother, sister-in-law and little baby are diaosi."
Zhuang Lingmu: "..."
Gu Nancheng was silent: "..."
Ou Jingyue saw her second brother's "second" disease again, the corners of her mouth twitched, and hurriedly pulled Ou Jingchen into the car: "Second brother, let's go home and take medicine! Be good!"
Ou Jingchen: "..."
Did he say something wrong?Why do you all look at him with the expression of "two goods"?
----
"Dad, why are you driving slower than the first one? I don't even know what language to use to complain about you." Xiao Baozi looked at the cars next to them and left them far behind again and again. Flip to the back of the head.
Qiao Enzi glanced calmly at the tractor that had passed them beside him: "Sure enough, it's slower than the tractor."
"..."
"Because you mother and child are too heavy, I can only drive so slowly!"
"Nonsense, I've lost weight recently!" Qiao Enzi and Ou Baobei yelled at Ou Jueyan in front of them in unison.
Ou Jueyan: "..."
What he said is more important than the other!To him, their mother and son are the "heaviest" people in the world, and he dare not be careless in the slightest.
"Mommy, do you think Dad is not good at driving? The second uncle and little aunt must be sleeping at home now! Pity we are still walking on this road "Ulala..." Walk!" The little bun slapped Hatcher.
"Baby, how can you say that about your father?"
The corners of Ou Jueyan's lips curled up. Sure enough, my wife still defends me!
The next second: "Your father just turned the locomotive into a bicycle! He is the only one with such amazing driving skills in this world!"
"..."
"Walk", "Bicycle!", "Brilliant!"
Even a man can't bear it, he must get his place back.
"Sit still, I'm speeding up!" Ou Jueyan changed gears and accelerated in one go.Of course, his acceleration was only based on his slow speed at first.
Seeing a protruding stone on the road ahead, he looked at the empty space around his waist.
With a sly smile in Ou Jueyan's eyes, he deliberately turned the wheel on top.
"Teng Teng..." Twice, Qiao Enzi hugged Ou Jueyan's waist tightly in a conditioned reflex of fright.
(End of this chapter)
When they went back, Qiao Enzi sat on the same motorcycle with the father and son under Xiao Baozi's strong request and repeated coquetry and cuteness.
Ou Jueyan sat at the front, and fixed his wife and son together around his waist with the special "son tie" seat belt.
Seeing that a locomotive that was supposed to be awesome on the traffic lane, crushing all opponents, and worshiped by people, was "used to the best of everything!" by a family of three.The corners of the mouths of all the people present were twitching...
After confirming the safety of his wife and son, Ou Jueyan started the motorcycle, and under the twitching corners of everyone's lips and surprised eyes, he drove the motorcycle home "Weng Weng Weng..."!
"Damn, I discovered for the first time today that this family of three has the potential to be dicks." Zhuang Lingmu said with emotion.
"Cut..." Ou Jingchen gave Zhuang Lingmu a displeased look: "What do you know? Even if they are dicks, my brother, sister-in-law and little baby are the most handsome dicks in the world!" Ou Jingchen said with a look of pride.
"..." Zhuang Lingmu couldn't help adding: "Isn't that still a dick?"
"What's wrong with diaosi? I'm proud that my brother, sister-in-law and little baby are diaosi."
Zhuang Lingmu: "..."
Gu Nancheng was silent: "..."
Ou Jingyue saw her second brother's "second" disease again, the corners of her mouth twitched, and hurriedly pulled Ou Jingchen into the car: "Second brother, let's go home and take medicine! Be good!"
Ou Jingchen: "..."
Did he say something wrong?Why do you all look at him with the expression of "two goods"?
----
"Dad, why are you driving slower than the first one? I don't even know what language to use to complain about you." Xiao Baozi looked at the cars next to them and left them far behind again and again. Flip to the back of the head.
Qiao Enzi glanced calmly at the tractor that had passed them beside him: "Sure enough, it's slower than the tractor."
"..."
"Because you mother and child are too heavy, I can only drive so slowly!"
"Nonsense, I've lost weight recently!" Qiao Enzi and Ou Baobei yelled at Ou Jueyan in front of them in unison.
Ou Jueyan: "..."
What he said is more important than the other!To him, their mother and son are the "heaviest" people in the world, and he dare not be careless in the slightest.
"Mommy, do you think Dad is not good at driving? The second uncle and little aunt must be sleeping at home now! Pity we are still walking on this road "Ulala..." Walk!" The little bun slapped Hatcher.
"Baby, how can you say that about your father?"
The corners of Ou Jueyan's lips curled up. Sure enough, my wife still defends me!
The next second: "Your father just turned the locomotive into a bicycle! He is the only one with such amazing driving skills in this world!"
"..."
"Walk", "Bicycle!", "Brilliant!"
Even a man can't bear it, he must get his place back.
"Sit still, I'm speeding up!" Ou Jueyan changed gears and accelerated in one go.Of course, his acceleration was only based on his slow speed at first.
Seeing a protruding stone on the road ahead, he looked at the empty space around his waist.
With a sly smile in Ou Jueyan's eyes, he deliberately turned the wheel on top.
"Teng Teng..." Twice, Qiao Enzi hugged Ou Jueyan's waist tightly in a conditioned reflex of fright.
(End of this chapter)
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