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Chapter 153 Cang Cang, You Work Hard to Make Money by Selling Yourself

Chapter 153 Cang Cang, You Work Hard to Make Money by Selling Yourself

boom!
Through the screen, people watching the live broadcast can hear the sound of the monkey being photographed hitting the ground.

Dull, short but shocking.

The older viewers couldn't help worrying about the monkey, but the younger ones started to make barrage:
"It's so dark, this monkey has been tricked!"

"Okay, Cangcang did a great job, this is the true character of Yingxiong!"

"Call for Cang Cang, and at the same time observe a 3-minute silence for the six ears, and lower the flag at half-staff to show respect!"

"Calling crazy for Cang Cang, and at the same time mourning for six ears for 3 minutes, lowering the flag at half-staff to show respect!"

"Calling crazy for Cang Cang, and at the same time mourning for six ears for 3 minutes, lowering the flag at half-staff to show respect!"

……

A bear paw hit the back of Liu Er's head, directly knocking the thing to the ground, then Gu Cang deftly turned around and got up, one bear paw pressed Liu Er's head, and the other bear paw unceremoniously rose and fell.

clap clap clap!
Incessantly.

The six ears at the bottom wriggled crazily and screamed hysterically, but it didn't work. Although this guy was flexible, he didn't have enough strength. Being pressed down by Gu Cang, he seemed to be nailed to the ground.

But Gu Cang, who beat the monkey, didn't feel bad at all.

Anyway, this is commonplace. This training of monkeys is like training dogs and cats, with one word highlighted - beating.Disobedience means beating, beating this guy and remembering what to do and what not to do.

In the center of the table.

On top of a pile of peanuts, a panda is clapping frantically against a macaque.

This picture is just a bit insane!
So much so that the reporters below looked at this absurd scene, and even hesitated—should I remember this thing?This is definitely a breaking point, but I remember it here, and the breaking point of the reporter's question and answer session will probably be suppressed later.

"Yiren! Let Cang Cang let go, don't get beaten up!" Lao Gao spread his hands at Qin Yiren dumbfounded, "What is this called?"

Qin Yiren nodded and hurried over, came to Gu Cang's side, tugged the hair on Gu Cang's back: "Cang Cang, let go, the six ears will be broken."

Make... bad?

Gu Cang's movements froze, he turned his head to look at Qin Yiren, rubbed his eyes, and looked again, it was still Qin Yiren.

Fuck, this doesn't sound like something Qin Yiren can say?Shouldn't this be Dai Xiaose's words?

Or is this bear thinking wrong?

"Stop the fight, give Liu Er to Lao Gao and let him take it away. The press conference will continue." Qin Yiren breathed out, pointing to the camera and the group of reporters below.

Gu Cang nodded the bear's head, but still pressed the six ears, waiting for Lao Gao to come over, and took over the beaten six ears, so as to comfort him.

Seeing this, Gu Cang turned around and threw himself into Qin Yiren's arms, humming aggrievedly.

The baby is also very wronged, the baby's paws are so painful... Give the baby a blow, a rub, a kiss...

Two keepers carried pandas and monkeys down.

At the same time, the security personnel quickly cleared the stage and prepared to continue the live broadcast.

But at this moment, the audience who saw it suddenly pointed out:

"Look, everyone, is the monkey's butt getting redder?"

Nani?

This suddenly popped up in the barrage, which made people startled, but still followed the reminder to look at the six-eared buttocks that were carried by Lao Gao and walked down the stage-the red buttocks were even more rosy. If you look closely, you can see that it seems to be It was touched with something like a claw.

Then think again.

"Hehe, isn't this the red ink pad used for seals? Did everyone forget that Cang Cang pressed his fingerprints just now, and he hasn't wiped his hands yet."

"Cang Cang beats red!"

"Hahaha, I, Cang Da Zong Gong said, I will teach you today why the monkey's butt is so red!"

"No, I've already started imagining the scene where the macaque breeder washes the monkey's ass, it's just horrible!"

"It really beeped upstairs. It's okay if you don't say it. I can't help but think..."

……

The press conference continues.

But in the future, at least for a long period of time, Gu Cang will not need to show up. He only needs to appear in the final question-and-answer session and group photo session.

So after Qin Yiren carried him off the stage, he said goodbye to the two OLs first, then took Gu Cang back to the panda garden, and went to the pool to wash Gu Cang's palms.

Gu Cang honestly let Qin Yiren clean the bear's paws with gloves on.

It's just that the bear's head turned around, and after a while, Han Ziyao showed her head from the other side, beckoning to this side and saying, "Cangcang, Yiren, come here, look at this!"

After washing, Qin Yiren walked in with Gu Cang in his arms.

"Cangcang, hehe, how does the monkey feel? It feels really good to slap." Dai Xiaose appeared, took Gu Cang into his arms, and while kneading, led Qin Yiren to the computer.

"What's the matter?" Qin Yiren asked suspiciously.

"Look at the reward!" Han Ziyao pointed to the laptop screen, which was the PC page of Panda TV. The anchor's name was "Panda TV Official Live Broadcasting Room". When counting the gifts, there were many gifts with zeros hanging on the back. "I did a rough calculation just now. From the time when Cang Cang appeared, to when Cang Cang left the stage, there are nearly [-] rewards from the audience!"

Nearly one hundred thousand?
While resisting Dai Xiaose's ravages by kneading the ball, Gu Cang was thinking wildly.

The gift of the live broadcast platform should be [-]/[-] between the anchor and the platform, right?
If this is really the case, wouldn't it be possible to earn tens of thousands every minute?

Is it so profitable?

Although he was a little hesitant in his heart, Gu Cang still thought about it in this way. He always felt that if he opened the live broadcast room when he was still a human being, and followed this trend, he would definitely be promoted and raised, become the general manager, become the CEO, and marry Bai Fumei, reaching the pinnacle of life, I am a little excited when I think about it.

Once excited, Xiongpao exerted force subconsciously, and immediately heard Dai Xiaose scream:
"It hurts! Cang Cang, hey, I'll go, lighten, it's about to explode!"

Han Ziyao and Qin Yiren turned around helplessly, looked at Dai Xiaosai who was pressed on the chest by the bear's paw, and couldn't help smiling.

"The car overturned again, Xiaoxiao, you always bully Cangcang!"

Dai Xiaose carefully removed Gu Cang's bear paw from his chest, then threw Gu Cang to Qin Yiren as if throwing the plague, then collapsed on the sofa, and said sadly: "It's a pity, Guo Papi will put the All the money Cang Cang earns goes to the zoo, and it will definitely be used for the construction of the zoo. Our Cang Cang will not be able to become a money tycoon, and will be surrounded by little bears everywhere..."

Gu Cang rolled his eyes.

No money is fine.

I don't want to be missed by the little bear.

"If you can, Xiaoxiao, you can talk to the head of the garden. After all, if Cangcang earns money, it's better to leave more money for the panda garden, not to say..."

Before Qin Yiren finished speaking, Han Ziyao who was beside her suddenly said:
"Leave more money for our Panda Garden, and then we can bring Jian Jia, Hada and Sister Wei back!"

Dai Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up.

He nodded and said, "Leave it to me!"

He said again: "Cangcang, you work hard to sell yourself to make money, and then you can redeem your mother."

Gu Cang: "..."

(End of this chapter)

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