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Chapter 179 Killing the Panda's Back
Chapter 179 Killing the Panda's Back
Although rushed, the editor was a talent, and a small script was quickly confirmed.
— Boyfriend coaxing girlfriend.
It belongs to a sitcom, and the host has to tell the previous story. It is roughly that the young couple had a quarrel, and the fault was on the man, so the man will make his girlfriend happy next.
Well, it's very simple, but acting skills are considered in a simple scene, not to mention that the Yuyue family added fuel and vinegar, which quickly aroused the enthusiasm of the audience. Amidst cheers, the stage was handed over to Cheng Youyou and Gu Cang.
In order for the audience to see clearly, the program team moved a table very accommodatingly, and let Gu Cang squat on the table to perform.
This process is more complicated. In order to prevent Gu Cang's performance from being misunderstood, Qin Yiren also came to him during the period, explained the part of the guide, and even made gestures. Of course, when it is broadcast, this passage will definitely was cut out.
"Next, let's see the girl played by Cang Cang and the boy played by Youyou..." After Pang Tao announced, he ran off the stage. Behind him, on a table, Gu Cang squatted on it. Obviously, it was the beginning performed.
The audience held their breath and concentrated, not daring to make a loud noise.
On the big screen, you can clearly see that Gu Cang’s back is facing everyone on the table. The back of the juvenile panda is very aesthetically pleasing, showing a gourd shape from the head down, but the sag in the waist is not too big. Obviously, if you really want to describe it, it is similar to a standing ladle.
With the panda's unique erect hair, the back looks full of hesitation and sentimentality without any expression.
As a result, the audience laughed very unkindly.
Cheng Youyou was right next to Gu Cang, with a troubled expression on his face, he glanced at Gu Cang for a while, frowned and lowered his head for a while, sighed silently from time to time, his expression changed, miraculously evolved from troubled to determined.
In the end, he gritted his teeth, held an apple, approached Gu Cang with a shy face, and whispered, "Cang Cang, are you... still angry?"
"Hmph!" Gu Cang snorted coldly.
Cheng Youyou sighed: "I'm sorry, Cang Cang, I, I was wrong, please forgive me." He walked to Gu Cang's front.
Gu Cang looked up at her, without making a sound, but moved his body, turned to the audience, and turned his back to her.
There was another burst of laughter from the audience... Hey, Prince Cang is so 6 to bursting!
Cheng Youyou didn't change much, after all, he had been in contact with Gu Cang, and he knew how evil Gu Cang was, so he continued to follow around, saying good things from time to time.
However, every time she moved, Gu Cang also moved. Anyway, no matter how she moved, Gu Cang always turned his back to her.
During the period, there was neither laughter nor laughter, and almost kept laughing throughout the whole process.
"The killer from behind - Panda Cang Cang!" Some people had this thought in their hearts.
This lasted for about a minute, and finally Gu Cang still loosened up. When Cheng Youyou turned for the last time, he didn't move any more. Instead, he shook his shoulders and stuck out his tongue, showing a tired expression.
"Hahaha... I'm sorry, I laughed so hard, I can't continue acting." Cheng Youyou immediately laughed, which was the end of this sitcom.
Then the host He Ling came on stage and joked: "Is Cang Cang's back so melancholy that Youyou couldn't help laughing when you suddenly saw Cang Cang's front?"
Cheng Youyou spread his hands helplessly: "I just realized now that the title 'Prince Melancholy Cang' was not given randomly... Cang Cang's back is so melancholy and sentimental, in my eyes, I am really I can't help but think...laugh."
puff!
Want to laugh?There is a black line under the stage.
But it was a bit of a joke, and after a few more conversations, He Ling said: "Youyou, it's your turn this time, you squatted on the ground to express your anger, this time it's time for Cangcang to coax you."
"OK!"
The table was temporarily moved down.
The second game begins.
In the middle of the stage, Cheng Youyou squatted there with his back to the audience, his shoulders twitched slightly, indicating that he was angry.
Not far from her, in front of Gu Cang was a small basket with an apple in it. This was because he could not hold an apple like a human being... Gu Cang looked left and right, seemingly anxious, but in his heart He was thinking about what Qin Yiren said just now.
Design some naive actions?
This is hard to kill the baby, obviously every move is very cute, how to design this?
After thinking for a while, Gu Cang had an idea in his mind, then pushed the basket, climbed to the side of Cheng Youyou, lifted a bear paw to touch Cheng Youyou's body.
"Why? Want to quarrel?" Cheng Youyou snorted coldly, and glanced back, "Do you think an apple can make up for the damage you caused me? Impossible!"
Then he turned his head back.
Gu Cang shrugged, and glanced at the audience from the corner of the eye. Although the audience was smiling, it wasn't as much as the one just now.
So he slowly pushed the basket and continued to crawl, climbed to the front of Cheng Youyou, and pushed the basket towards Cheng Youyou again.
"I told you I don't care for your apples!" Cheng Youyou twisted his mind just like Gu Cang did just now, and turned to the audience, still with his back to Gu Cang.
Some viewers smiled knowingly.
Looking forward to the next development, I thought that according to the IQ of the panda, I would probably make a move similar to Cheng Youyou just now, and push the basket to Cheng Youyou infinitely... Thinking so, but continued to read.
But this time, they waited and waited, without Gu Cang crawling over.
what's the situation?
They were in a daze, and Cheng Youyou was also in a daze.
After waiting for a while, he finally couldn't help it anymore. Under the audience's reminder, Cheng Youyou stood up and moved out of the way, and looked at Gu Cang behind him, only to find that... this guy started to chew on an apple!
With a bang, the audience burst into laughter.
That's it... What about filming?
What about coaxing your girlfriend?
People only rejected it twice, but you ended up holding the apple and eating it yourself.
Do you still want your bear face?
The photographer gave a zoomed-in shot, and on the screen, such a picture suddenly appeared: a panda was sitting on the ground, the bamboo basket was turned sideways beside it, and the inside was empty, but the original apple was hugged by two bear paws , sent it to his mouth and gnawed, while gnawing his eyes and scanning randomly, seeing Cheng Youyou's speechless expression, the panda paused in a very gentlemanly manner, took the apple away, tilted his head, and stuck out his tongue at her. One eye is wide open and the other is closed, making a grimace...
"Woooooo, break up, I want to break up, woooooo..." Cheng Youyou cried loudly.
The audience continued to laugh, and the host He Ling came up with a smile on his face, and said a little speechlessly: "Youyou, calm down, calm down, oops, this is no wonder, after all, I heard that pandas seem to be Frigid..."
(End of this chapter)
Although rushed, the editor was a talent, and a small script was quickly confirmed.
— Boyfriend coaxing girlfriend.
It belongs to a sitcom, and the host has to tell the previous story. It is roughly that the young couple had a quarrel, and the fault was on the man, so the man will make his girlfriend happy next.
Well, it's very simple, but acting skills are considered in a simple scene, not to mention that the Yuyue family added fuel and vinegar, which quickly aroused the enthusiasm of the audience. Amidst cheers, the stage was handed over to Cheng Youyou and Gu Cang.
In order for the audience to see clearly, the program team moved a table very accommodatingly, and let Gu Cang squat on the table to perform.
This process is more complicated. In order to prevent Gu Cang's performance from being misunderstood, Qin Yiren also came to him during the period, explained the part of the guide, and even made gestures. Of course, when it is broadcast, this passage will definitely was cut out.
"Next, let's see the girl played by Cang Cang and the boy played by Youyou..." After Pang Tao announced, he ran off the stage. Behind him, on a table, Gu Cang squatted on it. Obviously, it was the beginning performed.
The audience held their breath and concentrated, not daring to make a loud noise.
On the big screen, you can clearly see that Gu Cang’s back is facing everyone on the table. The back of the juvenile panda is very aesthetically pleasing, showing a gourd shape from the head down, but the sag in the waist is not too big. Obviously, if you really want to describe it, it is similar to a standing ladle.
With the panda's unique erect hair, the back looks full of hesitation and sentimentality without any expression.
As a result, the audience laughed very unkindly.
Cheng Youyou was right next to Gu Cang, with a troubled expression on his face, he glanced at Gu Cang for a while, frowned and lowered his head for a while, sighed silently from time to time, his expression changed, miraculously evolved from troubled to determined.
In the end, he gritted his teeth, held an apple, approached Gu Cang with a shy face, and whispered, "Cang Cang, are you... still angry?"
"Hmph!" Gu Cang snorted coldly.
Cheng Youyou sighed: "I'm sorry, Cang Cang, I, I was wrong, please forgive me." He walked to Gu Cang's front.
Gu Cang looked up at her, without making a sound, but moved his body, turned to the audience, and turned his back to her.
There was another burst of laughter from the audience... Hey, Prince Cang is so 6 to bursting!
Cheng Youyou didn't change much, after all, he had been in contact with Gu Cang, and he knew how evil Gu Cang was, so he continued to follow around, saying good things from time to time.
However, every time she moved, Gu Cang also moved. Anyway, no matter how she moved, Gu Cang always turned his back to her.
During the period, there was neither laughter nor laughter, and almost kept laughing throughout the whole process.
"The killer from behind - Panda Cang Cang!" Some people had this thought in their hearts.
This lasted for about a minute, and finally Gu Cang still loosened up. When Cheng Youyou turned for the last time, he didn't move any more. Instead, he shook his shoulders and stuck out his tongue, showing a tired expression.
"Hahaha... I'm sorry, I laughed so hard, I can't continue acting." Cheng Youyou immediately laughed, which was the end of this sitcom.
Then the host He Ling came on stage and joked: "Is Cang Cang's back so melancholy that Youyou couldn't help laughing when you suddenly saw Cang Cang's front?"
Cheng Youyou spread his hands helplessly: "I just realized now that the title 'Prince Melancholy Cang' was not given randomly... Cang Cang's back is so melancholy and sentimental, in my eyes, I am really I can't help but think...laugh."
puff!
Want to laugh?There is a black line under the stage.
But it was a bit of a joke, and after a few more conversations, He Ling said: "Youyou, it's your turn this time, you squatted on the ground to express your anger, this time it's time for Cangcang to coax you."
"OK!"
The table was temporarily moved down.
The second game begins.
In the middle of the stage, Cheng Youyou squatted there with his back to the audience, his shoulders twitched slightly, indicating that he was angry.
Not far from her, in front of Gu Cang was a small basket with an apple in it. This was because he could not hold an apple like a human being... Gu Cang looked left and right, seemingly anxious, but in his heart He was thinking about what Qin Yiren said just now.
Design some naive actions?
This is hard to kill the baby, obviously every move is very cute, how to design this?
After thinking for a while, Gu Cang had an idea in his mind, then pushed the basket, climbed to the side of Cheng Youyou, lifted a bear paw to touch Cheng Youyou's body.
"Why? Want to quarrel?" Cheng Youyou snorted coldly, and glanced back, "Do you think an apple can make up for the damage you caused me? Impossible!"
Then he turned his head back.
Gu Cang shrugged, and glanced at the audience from the corner of the eye. Although the audience was smiling, it wasn't as much as the one just now.
So he slowly pushed the basket and continued to crawl, climbed to the front of Cheng Youyou, and pushed the basket towards Cheng Youyou again.
"I told you I don't care for your apples!" Cheng Youyou twisted his mind just like Gu Cang did just now, and turned to the audience, still with his back to Gu Cang.
Some viewers smiled knowingly.
Looking forward to the next development, I thought that according to the IQ of the panda, I would probably make a move similar to Cheng Youyou just now, and push the basket to Cheng Youyou infinitely... Thinking so, but continued to read.
But this time, they waited and waited, without Gu Cang crawling over.
what's the situation?
They were in a daze, and Cheng Youyou was also in a daze.
After waiting for a while, he finally couldn't help it anymore. Under the audience's reminder, Cheng Youyou stood up and moved out of the way, and looked at Gu Cang behind him, only to find that... this guy started to chew on an apple!
With a bang, the audience burst into laughter.
That's it... What about filming?
What about coaxing your girlfriend?
People only rejected it twice, but you ended up holding the apple and eating it yourself.
Do you still want your bear face?
The photographer gave a zoomed-in shot, and on the screen, such a picture suddenly appeared: a panda was sitting on the ground, the bamboo basket was turned sideways beside it, and the inside was empty, but the original apple was hugged by two bear paws , sent it to his mouth and gnawed, while gnawing his eyes and scanning randomly, seeing Cheng Youyou's speechless expression, the panda paused in a very gentlemanly manner, took the apple away, tilted his head, and stuck out his tongue at her. One eye is wide open and the other is closed, making a grimace...
"Woooooo, break up, I want to break up, woooooo..." Cheng Youyou cried loudly.
The audience continued to laugh, and the host He Ling came up with a smile on his face, and said a little speechlessly: "Youyou, calm down, calm down, oops, this is no wonder, after all, I heard that pandas seem to be Frigid..."
(End of this chapter)
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