I am a national treasure, who am I afraid of?

Chapter 183 There is a kind of speed called sloth
The lens gave a close-up.

Immediately, a big sloth head appeared on the screen, gradually cracking a big smile at the audience.

Even though it is often seen in "Cute Pet Bumper Cars", the enthusiasm of the audience is still high after watching it at such a close distance, especially after Zhang Xiaorui came on stage, the staff lifted up a shelf and motioned Zhang Xiaorui to put the sloth on it.

I saw Zhang Xiaorui very cooperatively pulling away a small paw of the sloth that was holding his collar, letting this paw hook the shelf in mid-air, and then let go, leaving, letting the sloth swing in the air with one paw .

"Wow, that's amazing!" Xiao Wu exclaimed when she seized the opportunity.

The same was true for the other presenters, who watched the sloth's performance in surprise and wanted to see if it could climb up, but after waiting for a while, Zhang Xiaorui suddenly whispered: "Lightning may take some time, how about we continue Bar."

This reminder, coupled with Lightning's speedy force, Han Wang immediately reacted, and said to him: "Hi Xiaorui, after hearing what you said, I suddenly remembered a question. As far as I know, Lightning It is a pygmy three-toed sloth, which belongs to the petite type of three-toed sloth, and it is said that it is only found in the world on the island of Escudo de Veraguas in Bocas del Toro Province, Panama , So, such a precious animal, how did you become attached to Lightning and come together?"

Hearing the front, Zhang Xiaorui already knew what the question was, and was about to answer it, but when he heard the last sentence, his old face blushed.

The OD next to him can interject: "Brother Han has also started to go bad, and he even said ambiguous words."

Ambiguity?

With such a reminder, the audience recalled it for a while, and immediately reacted and burst out laughing.

"Sister Lele, don't be angry, brother Han must have been led astray by OD." Qian Datou winked at Lele below.

OD: "Don't spitting blood, I'll tell you!"

Another burst of laughter.

Amidst laughter, Zhang Xiaorui organized his language, and then said: "Speaking of my encounter with Lightning, it's actually quite interesting. It was when I went to play on the island of Escudo de Veraguas. The guides there went to explore the forest together. Because it was an adventure, they didn’t bring much food. After eating, they used local materials. The task I was assigned was to fish, but...the fish was not caught, but the lightning was given to me. It fell!"

As he spoke, some of the photos he provided were on the big screen.

There are quite a few of them, which show that he is holding a fishing rod and reeling in the line, and a sloth is dropped out of the water by him... Seeing this scene, coupled with his commentary, the audience is full of excitement. There was a burst of laughter.

Simply put, a sloth was caught while fishing.

Some viewers shifted their eyes to the shelf next to it, but found that the sloth was still slowly climbing up, and the claw hooked on the wooden shelf was exerting force. You could see the small muscles collapse, and then gradually bend, Pulling his body towards the crossbar, but this movement...is still painfully slow.

Come on Lightning, snails are faster than you now!
Next to him, Gu Cang watched quietly, but he was also chuckling in his heart, thinking that according to this posture, after Zhang Xiaorui was interviewed, and he didn't even need a talent show, he would find that Lightning was still not too scary.

Fascinated by watching, Gu Cang smiled and stuffed the bear's paw into his mouth.

Seeing this, Qin Yiren, who was holding him, stretched out his hand gently, and pulled out the bear's paw.

"Problem!"

……

"...the guide was amazed when he saw that the sloth was caught, so I asked him if the sloth could be eaten? They said they could, but even if they could, they wouldn't eat it, because the sloth's meat was extremely poor. It is more fishy than crocodiles, smells worse than monkeys, and is worse than beef firewood. It will starve to death, and no animal will eat it... I asked you how you know it is bad... The guide did not answer, but his innocent face showed A weird smile like a sloth." Zhang Xiaorui said this passage so fluently, as if he had memorized it long ago, "Oh, that kind of smile that only us Chinese can understand."

The audience was stunned, and the host was also stunned.

But after only a moment, they all came to their senses and burst out laughing.

A smile that only Chinese people can understand... isn't that the smile of a foodie?
Gu Cang on the side stared at this place with cold sweat, but in his heart, [-] alpacas roared past. Others didn't know, but he and Qin Yiren knew it very well——

Zhang Xiaorui, can you stop showing your face?
See everyone say so!

Do you really have no other language, or do you think it's funny?Or do you just want to simply... the number of words?

Stretching out the bear arm, slowly turning upside down, Gu Cang made a gesture of contempt.

Of course, no matter how much he complained here, there was a good point on the stage. It was not only a smile that only Chinese people could understand, but also a meme that only Chinese people could understand.

"What happened after that? Lightning is still fine now. It seems that you didn't eat it, so you brought Lightning back like this?" Qian Datou was quite curious.

"That's not true. After I asked clearly that I couldn't eat it, I put the lightning back into the water, and then continued fishing. When there was any movement, I lifted the fishing rod again. At that time, it felt very heavy. It should be that I caught a big fish. Fish, I was so happy, I tried to lift it up a little bit, but when I saw... Hey, it's a sloth again!"

"Haha!" The audience laughed.

OD: "This is Lightning who has taken a fancy to you!"

"Is he playing a game with you, or has he taken a fancy to the bait on your hook?" Tian Yuan also asked with a smile.

"Pygmy three-toed sloths don't eat meat, they only eat vegetarian food. At that time, I thought that Lightning was playing with us. In fact, I was a little angry in my heart. We were getting survival supplies, and we didn't have time to play with him. Put it far away for the first time, and then I went over to put it down, but I just walked over." Zhang Xiaorui looked back at the lightning that had hooked his two claws on the crossbar, "but found that this little guy stared at him with big eyes. , with a smile on his face, then slowly raised one paw, and handed me a fish about seven inches, I was stunned at the time, and then felt ashamed..."

"It's amazing!" Xiao Wu exclaimed.

The others were also amazed, and then OD grabbed a point and asked: "Xiaorui sees that Lightning has just caught it with two claws. How did it catch the fish at such a slow speed?"

"This is quite simple. There is a speed. We call it sloth speed. It is slower than a snail on land, but very fast in water. The most important thing is that if it can drive, it will choose drag racing. ...every sloth has a racing heart..."

(End of this chapter)