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Chapter 189 Xiong Sheng is really lonely as snow

"This girl is a bit vigilant." OD and Tian Yuan whispered together.

Tian Yuan (suppressed laughter): "The last response is absolutely perfect, look at Sister Lele's expression."

"It's amazing!" Xiao Wu continued to sigh.

Han Wang also had a helpless expression on his face. He shook the microphone lightly, and then continued, "Ahem, Dai Xiaoxiao, don't hang up the phone, I'm really Han Wang."

"I'm really Yang Lele too." Dai Xiaoxiao wanted to fight you liars to the end.

"This... Yiren, say something." Han Wang asked Qin Yiren for help.

The audience continued to laugh. It was the first time I saw Han Wang showing such a helpless expression.

Qin Yiren couldn't help but smile too, but she didn't speak, but grabbed Gu Cang's ear, signaling Gu Cang to speak.

Gu Cang was not polite either.

So, in front of a group of people, Gu Cang, who was lying in Qin Yiren's arms, yelled loudly: "Wow, woof..."

The other side of the phone was stunned for a moment, and after a while, Dai Xiaoxiao questioned: "Cangcang?"

"Wang!"

"I... really Brother Han?"

"Wang!"

"Is Miss Lele here?"

"Wang!"

"Hey, I was wrong, I was wrong, brother Han, I'm sorry, sister Lele, don't beat my family!"

Gu Cang's eyes widened: Huh?

What are you talking about?Why did you beat me for what you did yourself?
There was another burst of laughter in the audience, and then Han Wang, who was dumbfounded, picked up the microphone and continued: "Dai Xiaoxiao, believe this time?"

"I believe it, I believe it, but it's strange, since Cang Cang is here, where is Yi Ren? Isn't Yi Ren here? Are you recording a program? You won't broadcast my performance just now, it would be too embarrassing..." Dai Xiaoxiao showed a Talkative self-cultivation.

So much so that Qin Yiren had to interrupt her: "Xiaoxiao, I'm here."

"Oh, Yiren is here, why are you calling me?"

"For the sake of the show, we want to ask you about some interesting things about Cang Cang's childhood." Tian Yuan responded.

"There are so many interesting things about Cangcang. If you really want to talk about it, you can't finish it all day and night." Dai Xiaose suddenly became energetic, "Which aspect do you want?"

The obedient Gu Cang stretched out his bear paw and covered his forehead, he couldn't imagine what words would come out of Dai Xiaose's mouth later.

"For example, escape from prison. I heard that Cangcang often escapes from prison. Can you describe to us the story of Cangcang's escape from prison?" Han Wang said something he was interested in.

Dai Xiaose murmured for a while, and then said: "Speaking of jailbreak, that's interesting, because our zoo is a gathering place for jailbreakers. Oreo, the alpaca who lives in a hole in the wall, is of course the smartest of us. He often watches us open and close doors. Go to open the door with the wooden plank, and then often sneak away..."

Dai Xiaose speaks a little fast, but fortunately, he often records, so his speech is still very clear and easy for people to understand... Although it has a milky smell, it can still be used.

Then, this guy started to reveal Gu Cang's deeds one after another: blocking the mouse hole, fighting with the monkey, spitting with the alpaca, stealing the breeder's snacks, acting cute when he was caught doing bad things... Gu Cang was ashamed.

What a loser!

Gu Cang felt his entire face was hot, especially when he saw the audience and the host turn their attention to himself following Dai Xiaose's narration.

Paralyzed, shameless!

At this moment, he finally couldn't bear the scrutiny of this gaze, so he turned around and buried his face between the towering Qin Yiren.

Hmph, no land, we still have breasts.

"Cang Cang is sorry." Xiao Wu pointed at Gu Cang and said.

OD swept over: "Hey, it's true, I don't dare to be looked at by our righteous eyes."

"It seems that giant pandas still need face."

"That's right, the brat wants to save face, okay?"

The host chattered in a low voice, but it was able to reach Dai Xiaose. Hearing this, Dai Xiaose froze for a moment, and then let out a baby-like laugh: "Cang Cang, are you sorry? No way, usually I've never seen you so shy, I just talked about jailbreak, and I didn't even mention that you are a loli girl who has plans for your own sister, so why are you embarrassed..."

Gu Cang struggled to pull the bear's head out from between the towers, and roared angrily at the sky: "Whoa...woof!"

At the same time burst into tears.

paralysis!

Did you do it on purpose?You must be doing it on purpose!
"Lolita... sister control?" Han Wang was a little puzzled, "What is this?"

OD, Tian Yuan, and Qian Datou looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders, but Xiao Wu ran to the middle with her hands up: "I know, I know, Brother Han, I know."

"Okay, Xiao Wu, tell me about it."

"It means liking a little loli, a little girl, sister control...it means liking my own sister, and Cang Cang is a loli sister control, which means that I am interested in my sister who is still a little girl... Hey, I didn't expect Cang Cang It turned out to be such a panda!"

Pfft... Gu Cang opened his mouth, letting the invisible blood gushing out from his mouth!

Ahhh, allies, Uncle Xiong needs allies!

Dai Xiaose laughed and said, "That's right, Cang Cang has a real sister, a very cute panda. Cang Cang likes Lu Lu the most."

"Oh, Princess Lu, I know." Han Wang nodded and said, "Cangcang's younger sister is really cute."

The audience in the audience looked suddenly enlightened, some even stretched out their hands to point at Gu Cang, just as Xiao Wu said:

I didn't expect you to be such a panda!

Gu Cang was injured internally, he moved his body stiffly, stuffed his head between the towers, and was about to suck himself.

At the same time, I sighed in my heart: Alas, I really failed to be a bear, and I was accidentally injured by Dai Xiaose, an ally. This is over, once this episode is broadcast, I am afraid that my title of loli sister controlling bear will be confirmed.

Woohoo, Dai Xiaose, you are ruthless!

wait!

When Uncle Xiong goes back, poke your ball... no, bite it!
He raised his head and glanced at Qin Yiren, rubbing his bear face: It's better to be Yiren, Yiren's embrace is so warm.

Then Qin Yiren said: "Actually, Xiaoxiao didn't finish talking just now. Cangcang is not only interested in his sister, but also in little human girls..."

When his eyes went dark, Gu Cang fell from Qin Yiren's arms to the ground.

Grass!Angry to roll over!

"Oh? Is there any story here?" The host hurried over to help Gu Cang up, but was stared at by Gu Cang. on the ground.

Ah, brother Xiong Sheng is really lonely as snow...

(End of this chapter)