I am a national treasure, who am I afraid of?

Chapter 202 Someone's Panda, Someone's Prison Break
After Xiao He asked what Gu Cang ate, he went to prepare it. Anyway, the visitor was a guest, and he also wanted Gu Cang to eat better.

As for that sister Mei, after feeding the next door with pots of milk, she left... It can be inferred from her actions that there should be two to three giant pandas next door. I don’t know anything else, but that one is called Doudou. They are smaller than Gu Cang.

After becoming a giant panda, I got used to waiting.

If you are still a human being, and you have no mobile phone, no computer, no air conditioner, and no TV, you often live like a year. The most important thing is that at this time, for example, Gu Cang is still in a slightly closed environment without other people. , it was even more tormenting... But after turning into a panda, it seemed like I got used to it all.

I am used to time being infinitely elongated, cut into tiny particles, and the particles are related. They are combined into 24 hours a day, and then each of them, like 24 hours, merges into a circle called "time". , Pocketed the person in, walked around in a whirl, and opened his eyes again, only to find that only 1 minute had passed.

...It's painful, but comfortable.

In this circle of circles, Gu Cang will naturally think of ways to consume his energy, such as random thinking, of course there will be a target, and his target is also very simple, using local materials, such as Doudou just now.

He lay leisurely on the table, looked at the small half-blocked window above his head, and thought that there might be a brat named "Doudou", who seemed to be out of reach even if he stood up straight, but it was okay, according to His understanding of the giant panda's habits only needs to be that there is a panda sitting under the window, and then the bear boy named Doudou steps on the panda, struggles, struggles to climb up, and tries his best to get himself up. go up.

Finally, Doudou's upper body was firmly hooked to the hole, and the two legs stepped back and kicked a few times indiscriminately. Relying on the friction between the claws and the wall, they pulled the fat body up again, and the center of gravity had stabilized on the window. .

After that, Doudou raised his head and saw Gu Cang next door. He became cheerful, shaking his head and barking, as if he wanted to say hello to the inmates here, and see if he could crawl over here... In this case, Gu Cang would crawl over slowly, stand up like a human, and move his bear face towards Doudou. It seemed to be a response to Doudou's call, but in fact it was a ruthless bear's paw.

Push hard, push... Push this brat back.

Thinking of this, Gu Cang shuddered all over, he was really so excited... He blinked, then rubbed his eyes again, got up, and took a closer look——eh?Why are there two ears dangling?

Just as he was wondering, suddenly, a black bear's paw poked out and stayed on the window sill for a long time, hooking a gap, then another bear's paw, and then half of his head. During this period, his body was shaking hard, as if is struggling.

But jailbreaking is a technical job.

As an expert, Gu Cang said that sometimes it is not possible to successfully escape from prison by relying on brute force.

Gu Cang watched coldly, and after a while, he saw that this guy accidentally missed the hook, rolled down with a slap, and disappeared - the escape failed.

After a while, he climbed up again, and then rolled down again—the jailbreak failed +1.

After a while, there were a few yells of yelling, and a bear's head poked out again, but the bear's paw didn't catch it, it tilted, and fell down—the jailbreak failed +2.

After this fall, a long, long period of time passed, about 2 minutes.

Then, the other side persistently rushed up again, and fortunately, this time the two bear paws hooked very tightly, and the other side tried their best to stuff the bear's head into half of the window, still struggling, but look After arriving at Gu Cang, he became excited, shook his head, opened his mouth and shouted at Gu Cang:
woof woof?
Gu Cang: "..." Sometimes YY becomes a reality, which really embarrasses Xiong.

Especially in this situation, his bear paws slid across the table, making a sizzling sound, like a lion that can't hold back, wanting to rush into the herd of antelopes and kill it!
Doudou over there obviously didn't know about this situation, and was still barking excitedly, feeling like "meeting an old acquaintance in a foreign country". Even though it crossed the half window, it was just crossing over from one prison to another.

So what Gu Cang is struggling with now is whether to help him or "help him".

so tangled……

He continued to stare at Doudou, but suddenly found that the little guy froze. The next moment, a female voice sounded:

"Doudou... come down!"

Sister Mei walked in with Xiao He, and when she saw this scene, she stopped immediately, with her hands on her hips, her brow furrowed, and she stared at Doudou; Xiao He was holding a plate with rice and pork roast.

Gu Cang expressed contempt: Damn, is this the so-called good meal?Why are you bullying bears and haven't seen the world, have you?
"Come on, Cang Cang has lunch, and I'll take you home after a break." Xiao He put the plate in front of Gu Cang, and handed the spoon to Gu Cang, "Will it work?"

As soon as he grabbed it, Gu Cang pushed him away, then sat down cross-legged, put the plate on his lap, scooped up the rice to eat, and stared at Sister Mei with her hips on her hips outside and the panda on the window as if watching a big drama while eating Peas.

One person and one bear stared at each other, their eyes revealed unyielding, if you don't give in, I won't give in either, continue to fight, the inner will gushes out, combines with the spiritual pressure, and silently rushes towards the other party.

Where the spiritual pressure is handed over, there is no bullshit.

Then the panda Doudou shrinks back into a ball, and it seems that the two hind legs have also come up, and they are squeezed into the gap half the size of the window, and suddenly become very pitiful. It's not real, it's just a faint flash of water.

Gu Cang continued to eat, it was not bad, the rice was Northeast rice, the grains were plump, and the barbecued pork was also good.

While eating, he turned his head and glanced at Xiao He, and gave him a look of "I am interested".

Xiao He blinked, suspecting that he was wrong.

"Come into my arms, I'll count to three, Doudou, you are the only one who is not good every day, and you try your best to find troubles all day long, you melon..." Sister Mei approached and stretched out the window. hands.

Reluctantly, Doudou threw herself into her arms, put the bear's head on her shoulder, and then was carried out.

Why does it often have tears in its eyes?
Gu Cang said, take care of me!
Sister Mei turned left when she went out, opened the door over there, stuffed the panda Doudou in, and hit her on the butt by the way: "Bear boy..."

— Jailbreak failed +3.

After finishing speaking, Sister Mei glanced at Gu Cang, enviously said: "He is still obedient, obedient, quiet, and eating so uniquely, it really is a different kind of fireworks..."

(End of this chapter)