I am a national treasure, who am I afraid of?

Chapter 204 If I drive again, I will be a dog

It's not a crime for a man to vomit.

After vomiting, there will be a new hero.

——Gu Cang felt that if he thought so, Xiao He would no longer bear it, but would directly kill himself!
This is really spit you a barbecued pork rice.

Because Gu Cang was sitting in the seat behind the driver's seat just now, and when he raised his head to vomit, the vomit landed in a complete parabolic trajectory. I want to express my sympathy and *** for Mr. Driver.

……

Xiao He's mood is gloomy.

He is also a young man who once dreamed of walking the world with his sword and seeing the prosperity of the world.

Want to be unrestrained, buy a lottery ticket and win the jackpot, fantasize, flirt, look forward to, and look forward to a day when God will favor him, throw shit luck on him, and then he will flourish and be free from the constraints of the secular world.

Well, it's that kind of palm falling from the sky... Bah, shit luck, hitting the head.

But just talk!
God, don't take it seriously... Even if it is serious, shit and bird droppings are fine, what is this hot and sour puddle?I'm so tired... BBQ pork rice?

Xiao He shivered, his body straightened suddenly, and his head straightened.

A trace of heat is flowing down from the head. This is liquid. Apart from liquid, there are also solids on the head. Looking in the mirror, you can find that the head is now covered with white flowers, and occasionally there are red lumps of flesh.

Pork char siu?

Seems to be.

And it was still undigested, wrapped in stomach acid, as if alive, lying on its head like an octopus, tentacles turned into liquid fell from the head, but the main body laughed silently.

shit?No, there's a lot of cat shit...

Xiao He wants to cry but has no tears.

The point is, it's not easy for him to wipe it on the high speed, otherwise it will get everywhere, so he can only bear it.

Tolerate!
He straightened his body, endured it, and glanced at the rearview mirror from the corner of his eye. Through the rearview mirror, he saw the big star panda named "Cang Cang". He found that he seemed to feel better after vomiting, and was squinting timidly. Lying on the back seat, the bear's head nodding bit by bit, as if humming a song?

That's fine, but why do you always feel that the corners of this guy's mouth are curled up, as if he's laughing at something?
Ahhhhh!
Does killing a national treasure cost you your life?

I won't expect shit luck anymore!

I must be a down-to-earth person, work diligently, be a zoo worker, and never drive again...

……

Gu Cang did not hum.

It's not that I don't want to hum.

It was because he felt the murderous aura coming from the front, which made him shiver, subconsciously moved his buttocks, and moved to the other side.

While moving, he looked at Xiao He vigilantly, and occasionally blinked his eyes.

Don't be impulsive, Mr. Driver.

Babies are national treasures.

Still underage.

Starting in three years, the death penalty is the highest...

Think of your wife and children!Although you may not have it now, it doesn't mean you won't have it in the future. If you really kill yourself, you will really be gone!
Gu Cang's mind was active, his mouth moved slightly, but he couldn't speak, he could only hold it in his stomach, and suddenly felt uncomfortable again.

Alas, it's really miserable not to be able to speak. If you are stewed, you won't even be able to explain your last words.

Thinking of this, he moved to the other side of the back seat, behind the co-pilot.

There are a lot of sundries piled up here, blocking the back, so he can only hunched over, and finally curled up, lying there, and suddenly felt a lot more at ease.

No motion sickness, which is great.

The car continued to drive, and Xiao He vaguely accelerated the speed. Although Gu Cang didn't look out the window, he could feel it. After driving like this for about half an hour, he turned a corner, and after a while, the car stopped.

Gu Cang was startled.

The two bear paws moved in front of him, his body shrank and rounded, staring at Xiao He closely.

Could this guy really want to kill a panda?

That would be too stingy!
Gu Cang cursed for a while, but secretly prepared for a first-level battle, planning to hit Xiao He twice the moment he opened the door, and then take the opportunity to escape.

Xiao He over there did not pay attention to Gu Cang.

After opening the car door, he ran out with a swipe, hesitating too fast, the vomit that had solidified into a ball on his head flew away from his head by inertia, stood up with his hair, and pulled out a long white long line like a broken root .

This is a long parabolic line that breaks halfway through the flight.

The section connected to the hair bounced back with a whoosh, pop!Hit Xiao He in the face.

Xiao He's face suddenly became painful.

He took off his jacket, stuffed the vomit-stained part inside, made a ball, pulled the car cover off the car seat, and threw it out, took the jacket and wiped it inside and out, When you feel clean, open the windows to get some air.

There is a small shop not far away.

He didn't throw away the things he pulled out, but after buying some things in a small store, he got a few bags back, stuffed them in, and washed his head with mineral water. After the odor was eliminated, he went back to the car and looked Gu Cang.

stare……

Gu Cang flinched again.

You ignored yourself just now, maybe you didn't intend to do anything, right?
pat!

The bag containing the dirty clothes fell in front of Gu Cang.

"Cang Cang, smell it, it's a good thing, it smells very good." Xiao He smiled persuasively and persuasively.

letter?ghost!
Gu Cang turned his head, stretched out the bear's paw, and pushed the bag to the other side.

Xiao He took a deep breath, closed the car door, and sat on the driver's seat again: "Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore, alas, I can only say that I am unlucky, I admit it, and I will never do it again in the future." I'm driving, really, you must testify to me today..."

Seeing that his tone had slowed down, Gu Cang heaved a sigh of relief, got up and sat down again, with his back against the back seat, and on top of his head were sundries protruding from the back, a little obstructive, he stood up and pushed the thing to the go back.

In the process of doing this, he still stared at Xiao He.

Xiao He's words continued:
"...Really, you must testify to me today, I will drive later, I am a fucking dog—"

Whoa!

The debris was pushed to the back by Gu Cang, and there was a sound of falling.

At the same time, at the moment Xiao He's voice fell, a faint voice came from behind:
Wang...

……

Star City Ecological Zoo.

Security room.

Bang bang bang!
Sister Mei knocked on the outside a few times, and when she saw that the door was not slammed, she walked in and yelled at the security guard on duty, "Quickly, tune me a video, outdoor playground No. 4! It's around [-]:[-]." Time! Hurry up!"

The security guard was taken aback and hurriedly adjusted the video.

After a while, I found that Sister Mei led a few pandas to the outdoor playground. After they were settled, she answered the phone and left. Only the smallest stepped on the top and successfully escaped...

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