I am a national treasure, who am I afraid of?
Chapter 3 Panda Garden Crisis
Chapter 3 Panda Garden Crisis
Gu Cang likes to live alone, because living alone can have the most comfortable senses, if someone inserts it, it will destroy this rhythm, and always feels that even if the extra person does not disturb him, his every move will make him feel very intrusive .
Pandas are solitary creatures.
But the baby panda has to be raised together, no matter how reluctant Gu Cang is, he has to.
In fact, in Gu Cang's eyes, Lulu and Erha can be regarded as pets, and it's no big deal to sleep together, although the accommodation conditions really make him unable to arouse the desire to sleep.
Of course, the key is that Erha, the "visual shocker", exists.
That was half a month ago, when Gu Cang could still pretend to sleep with the two fur balls and habitually think about Xiong Sheng.
Erha is not far away, not much different from the current appearance, lying on his side with his hind legs apart, and one of them wobbles from time to time.
After reaching a certain level of laziness, it can lie on its side and pee in front of Gu Cang.
That's right, boo boo.
In the sleeping room, half dazed, lying on his side, a stream of water splashed from his crotch to the ground.
That's not to mention, after urinating, this thing may feel a lot easier, and it starts to roll like sleepwalking... But it is on the edge, even if the coffin board of Mr. Newton blows up, it can't save it.
The next scene was as expected, Gu Cang, who was startled by it peeing, watched the whole process.
This girl fell directly into her own "Mona Lisa", especially without knowing it, and rubbed hard, hooked the wooden legs, and fell asleep again, sleeping comfortably until dawn.
Only Gu Cang and Xiong were left in a mess...
Paralysis, I want to change dorms!
That's why he developed the habit of sneaking into the duty room or storage room to sleep.
The place where the panda and the breeder live is connected together. Generally speaking, it is equivalent to a unit room. The interior can be communicated with, and the exterior is tightly sealed.
Gu Cang walked slowly, as if taking a walk. When he reached the door, he pushed the chair next to him, put it in a position facing the doorknob, climbed up, stood up with his hind legs supported, and moved his front legs to the doorknob bit by bit. place.
Click, squeak...the door opened.
Dai Xiaoxiao was drinking porridge and watching the video when she heard the door ring, because the sofa blocked her and she couldn't see below, but as a nanny with rich experience, she immediately made a judgment and waved to the other side: "Cangcang is here, close the door, It's better for us to come back after closing the door, knowing that my sister is empty, lonely and cold, and come here late at night to have an affair..."
Gu Cang, who was crawling in, froze when he heard the words.
Steal your sister!
If you have the ability, you, Rixiong!
Stretching out her left hind leg, she kicked the door shut, then wiped her hands and feet on the old clothes beside her with ease, and jumped vigorously, landing on the sofa next to Dai Xiaoxiao.
If people outside see it, they will probably sigh that they are not a bear.
Although Dai Xiaoxiao is not serious, he is also a professional. Like other breeders, he is still in a state of accepting Gu Cang's abnormality, not to mention that the panda's intelligence is quite high. ?
How twists and turns this brain circuit can take to get there.
So everything was as usual, Dai Xiaoxiao also handed Gu Cang some snacks, after quickly finishing the porridge, he turned off the video just now, picked up the phone and transferred some of the videos to the computer.
The computer pages were switched quickly, and it was a simple video clip.
Most of the videos in it are the daily life of the pandas taken by the two breeders on weekdays, and they are deleted if they are not interesting.
Deleting, deleting, modifying, and changing, my mouth kept thinking.
Gu Cang shook his ears, but did not express dissatisfaction.
Although Dai Xiaoxiao is now engaged in the "nanny" industry, she used to be a popular singer. Although most of them are cover songs, she is quite famous. She is invited to dub some games, and the timbre is not picky in terms of melodiousness.
But the features are also obvious.
She is obviously a royal sister, but she has a milky voice, and she can sing a nursery rhyme flavor in everything she sings, so she is nicknamed "King of Nursery Songs".
Crackling!
Dai Xiaoxiao tapped on the keyboard for a moment, and then the name of the edited video just appeared - "****'s Wild Shame Play".
After beating, he also tapped Gu Cang to signal to watch.
However, Gu Cang just glanced at it, and then continued to lower his head to fight against the snacks, but he tore the snack bag with more strength, tearing the snacks and spilling them all over the floor, making Dai Xiaoxiao feel distressed.
"Be careful, there is no money in the garden to support you. This is our private money. Be careful that you will not be able to support you in the future and send you to Wolong."
Gu Cang silently extended his paws to the new snacks.
"Ahem, the video is uploaded, watch it quickly." Dai Xiaoxiao immediately changed the subject, grabbed Gu Cang into his arms, and kneaded around like playing with a plush toy.
It's dark.
Gu Cang endured the harassment, his eyes flicked to the computer screen.
It is station b.
A bullet chatting site, he occasionally visited when he was still a human.
10%, 40%, 70%... 100%, the upload is complete.
Immediately, Dai Xiaoxiao clicked on the video page and began to refresh. Almost at the same time, people began to appear in the comment area.
"First, first!"
"Wow, I'm actually a sofa, kneeling and licking my nursery rhyme king at close range!"
"The one in front, you are No.12, don't be sentimental!"
……
Yo, it's quite popular.
In addition to the comment area, the barrage area also began to appear quickly, but it is obviously not as good as the comment area. For a singer who sings, most of the fans are rushing to cover the song. Simple panda videos like this, wearing a small color all the time Without showing up, the popularity growth is extremely slow.
"***! ***! Where are you? Report to the battalion commander, I seem to have gotten into a fake car."
"This is not a fake car, this is a stroller!"
"Although the nursery rhyme king didn't show up, the whole video still smells like milk."
……
"The nursery rhyme king didn't show up, he hasn't sung recently, and he keeps posting panda videos, so it could be...the sun bear!"
"The sad wind haunts!"
"Bearmen will never be slaves!"
"Prince Cang is so cute, take me with you!"
……
Refreshing over and over again, this may be Dai Xiaoxiao's only leisure and entertainment after work every day, but Gu Cang can detect that the girl behind her is not in a high mood.
Because the attention of pandas is not high?Or some other trouble?
After being together for a month, he has a clear understanding of the tempers of the breeders. They were fine a few days ago. Could it be because of something during the day?
The higher authorities cut down on expenses, and the Panda Garden has to respond.
Jian Jia is going to be sent away. By the way, if Jian Jia is going to leave, sister Wei, who is the breeder, will probably leave too. Is it because of this?
Gu Cang pondered slowly, his consciousness became more and more confused, he nodded his head a few times, and finally slumped on Dai Xiaoxiao's lap.
Late at night.
Occasionally, a few beasts could be heard outside.
Seeing that Gu Cang was asleep, Dai Xiaoxiao put him on the sofa beside him, with delicate and gentle movements, then sighed slightly, continued to refresh the computer, and looked at the surveillance monitor from time to time...
For the time being, it will be updated once a day, and it will be updated twice a day after signing the contract. Please bookmark and recommend!
(End of this chapter)
Gu Cang likes to live alone, because living alone can have the most comfortable senses, if someone inserts it, it will destroy this rhythm, and always feels that even if the extra person does not disturb him, his every move will make him feel very intrusive .
Pandas are solitary creatures.
But the baby panda has to be raised together, no matter how reluctant Gu Cang is, he has to.
In fact, in Gu Cang's eyes, Lulu and Erha can be regarded as pets, and it's no big deal to sleep together, although the accommodation conditions really make him unable to arouse the desire to sleep.
Of course, the key is that Erha, the "visual shocker", exists.
That was half a month ago, when Gu Cang could still pretend to sleep with the two fur balls and habitually think about Xiong Sheng.
Erha is not far away, not much different from the current appearance, lying on his side with his hind legs apart, and one of them wobbles from time to time.
After reaching a certain level of laziness, it can lie on its side and pee in front of Gu Cang.
That's right, boo boo.
In the sleeping room, half dazed, lying on his side, a stream of water splashed from his crotch to the ground.
That's not to mention, after urinating, this thing may feel a lot easier, and it starts to roll like sleepwalking... But it is on the edge, even if the coffin board of Mr. Newton blows up, it can't save it.
The next scene was as expected, Gu Cang, who was startled by it peeing, watched the whole process.
This girl fell directly into her own "Mona Lisa", especially without knowing it, and rubbed hard, hooked the wooden legs, and fell asleep again, sleeping comfortably until dawn.
Only Gu Cang and Xiong were left in a mess...
Paralysis, I want to change dorms!
That's why he developed the habit of sneaking into the duty room or storage room to sleep.
The place where the panda and the breeder live is connected together. Generally speaking, it is equivalent to a unit room. The interior can be communicated with, and the exterior is tightly sealed.
Gu Cang walked slowly, as if taking a walk. When he reached the door, he pushed the chair next to him, put it in a position facing the doorknob, climbed up, stood up with his hind legs supported, and moved his front legs to the doorknob bit by bit. place.
Click, squeak...the door opened.
Dai Xiaoxiao was drinking porridge and watching the video when she heard the door ring, because the sofa blocked her and she couldn't see below, but as a nanny with rich experience, she immediately made a judgment and waved to the other side: "Cangcang is here, close the door, It's better for us to come back after closing the door, knowing that my sister is empty, lonely and cold, and come here late at night to have an affair..."
Gu Cang, who was crawling in, froze when he heard the words.
Steal your sister!
If you have the ability, you, Rixiong!
Stretching out her left hind leg, she kicked the door shut, then wiped her hands and feet on the old clothes beside her with ease, and jumped vigorously, landing on the sofa next to Dai Xiaoxiao.
If people outside see it, they will probably sigh that they are not a bear.
Although Dai Xiaoxiao is not serious, he is also a professional. Like other breeders, he is still in a state of accepting Gu Cang's abnormality, not to mention that the panda's intelligence is quite high. ?
How twists and turns this brain circuit can take to get there.
So everything was as usual, Dai Xiaoxiao also handed Gu Cang some snacks, after quickly finishing the porridge, he turned off the video just now, picked up the phone and transferred some of the videos to the computer.
The computer pages were switched quickly, and it was a simple video clip.
Most of the videos in it are the daily life of the pandas taken by the two breeders on weekdays, and they are deleted if they are not interesting.
Deleting, deleting, modifying, and changing, my mouth kept thinking.
Gu Cang shook his ears, but did not express dissatisfaction.
Although Dai Xiaoxiao is now engaged in the "nanny" industry, she used to be a popular singer. Although most of them are cover songs, she is quite famous. She is invited to dub some games, and the timbre is not picky in terms of melodiousness.
But the features are also obvious.
She is obviously a royal sister, but she has a milky voice, and she can sing a nursery rhyme flavor in everything she sings, so she is nicknamed "King of Nursery Songs".
Crackling!
Dai Xiaoxiao tapped on the keyboard for a moment, and then the name of the edited video just appeared - "****'s Wild Shame Play".
After beating, he also tapped Gu Cang to signal to watch.
However, Gu Cang just glanced at it, and then continued to lower his head to fight against the snacks, but he tore the snack bag with more strength, tearing the snacks and spilling them all over the floor, making Dai Xiaoxiao feel distressed.
"Be careful, there is no money in the garden to support you. This is our private money. Be careful that you will not be able to support you in the future and send you to Wolong."
Gu Cang silently extended his paws to the new snacks.
"Ahem, the video is uploaded, watch it quickly." Dai Xiaoxiao immediately changed the subject, grabbed Gu Cang into his arms, and kneaded around like playing with a plush toy.
It's dark.
Gu Cang endured the harassment, his eyes flicked to the computer screen.
It is station b.
A bullet chatting site, he occasionally visited when he was still a human.
10%, 40%, 70%... 100%, the upload is complete.
Immediately, Dai Xiaoxiao clicked on the video page and began to refresh. Almost at the same time, people began to appear in the comment area.
"First, first!"
"Wow, I'm actually a sofa, kneeling and licking my nursery rhyme king at close range!"
"The one in front, you are No.12, don't be sentimental!"
……
Yo, it's quite popular.
In addition to the comment area, the barrage area also began to appear quickly, but it is obviously not as good as the comment area. For a singer who sings, most of the fans are rushing to cover the song. Simple panda videos like this, wearing a small color all the time Without showing up, the popularity growth is extremely slow.
"***! ***! Where are you? Report to the battalion commander, I seem to have gotten into a fake car."
"This is not a fake car, this is a stroller!"
"Although the nursery rhyme king didn't show up, the whole video still smells like milk."
……
"The nursery rhyme king didn't show up, he hasn't sung recently, and he keeps posting panda videos, so it could be...the sun bear!"
"The sad wind haunts!"
"Bearmen will never be slaves!"
"Prince Cang is so cute, take me with you!"
……
Refreshing over and over again, this may be Dai Xiaoxiao's only leisure and entertainment after work every day, but Gu Cang can detect that the girl behind her is not in a high mood.
Because the attention of pandas is not high?Or some other trouble?
After being together for a month, he has a clear understanding of the tempers of the breeders. They were fine a few days ago. Could it be because of something during the day?
The higher authorities cut down on expenses, and the Panda Garden has to respond.
Jian Jia is going to be sent away. By the way, if Jian Jia is going to leave, sister Wei, who is the breeder, will probably leave too. Is it because of this?
Gu Cang pondered slowly, his consciousness became more and more confused, he nodded his head a few times, and finally slumped on Dai Xiaoxiao's lap.
Late at night.
Occasionally, a few beasts could be heard outside.
Seeing that Gu Cang was asleep, Dai Xiaoxiao put him on the sofa beside him, with delicate and gentle movements, then sighed slightly, continued to refresh the computer, and looked at the surveillance monitor from time to time...
For the time being, it will be updated once a day, and it will be updated twice a day after signing the contract. Please bookmark and recommend!
(End of this chapter)
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