I am a national treasure, who am I afraid of?

Chapter 309 The Year of the Monkey is the Hottest Panda

One minute of the Spring Festival Gala can affect a year or even longer.

Once a fire in the winter even burned the youth of a generation; the XJ mutton skewers used to become the memory of generations;

1 minute of the Spring Festival Gala, the whole year next year.

But Gu Cang... it lasted more than 1 minute. Although the screen still focused on stage performances, it cut to the auditorium from time to time, capturing Gu Cang's busy head and tail.

So much so that the Internet exploded, making those celebrities who had already rolled their eyes at Cang Toutiao even more desperate.

What the hell!

After such a fuss, let others play?

Can a national treasure not pay attention to the Basic Law?
It's fine for you to dominate the headlines, but you still plan to monopolize the entire topic list?
Do you want face?

Although it is mostly meant as a joke, and not many people really take the giant panda's dominance seriously, but it is really uncomfortable to discuss it.

Humans are bigger than bears, so maddening!
Just as everyone had different thoughts and focused their eyes on Gu Cang, the audience watching the Spring Festival Gala couldn't laugh or cry, and various topics popped up one after another, swiping the screen while watching.

Gu Cang didn't know it, he still grabbed the orange and stuffed it into the young man's mouth.

But after stuffing it for a while, seeing the wry smile on the young man's face, he could more or less understand it, so he peeled off the orange peel very sensiblely, and then stuffed it into the man's mouth.

"Wow." The young man was forced to swallow a whole orange in one gulp.

After finishing this one, Gu Cang turned his eyes to the side, looked around, and every time he landed on a person, that person would be shocked, and had to take the initiative to get something to eat... Although most of them only took one or two Eat a melon seed.

Even so, Gu Cang was satisfied, his ears trembled, and he heard a message from the director: "Tell everyone, you should eat and drink, don't be reserved..."

It was the result of his own hard work. Gu Cang was immediately happy. He jumped down and inspected the front again. Seeing that even the director was eating melon seeds, he couldn't help but feel complacent. In front of Yiren, she was about to throw herself into Sister Qin's arms.

Unexpectedly, after Qin Yiren hugged Gu Cang tightly in his arms with a blank face, he turned the bear's body, let Gu Cang lie on his lap, and then slapped the bear's butt a few times.

Pop, pop, pop!
It doesn't hurt, but it's embarrassing.

The most important thing is that when he was beaten, Gu Cang clearly saw that the big swinging camera was shining on his side, and the big screen immediately switched to the scene of himself being "beaten".

Fuck... Is the baby shameless?

The bear's paw hastily lifted up to cover the bear's face, Gu Cang groaned and curled up into a ball.

The barrage message was full of ridicule and laughter:

"Sure enough, Cang Da Zong Gong immediately becomes uncomfortable when he meets Yi Ren!"

"That's right, this kind of brat needs to be beaten up. He dares to play prestige in front of the national moral models and the families of martyrs!"

"Cang Cang: I used to be a king too!"

"It feels like Cang Cang made such a fuss, and the audience started to eat and drink. Could it be because of Cang Cang that the director or the program crew changed the rules temporarily?"

"Yo, Prince Cang actually knows how to be shy?"

"Put down that panda and let me do it!"

"It's the first time I saw a breeder beat up a national treasure. I don't know why I always feel relieved."

……

Gu Cang calmed down.

With Qin Yiren's control, he didn't dare to mess around anymore, and he just had a moment of enthusiasm just now, now that he thinks about it, he always feels a little inappropriate... The camera took pictures here and there, so he wouldn't have been all photographed just now, right? ?

The impact is a bit bad.

However, he was not allowed to play with his mobile phone at the scene, and he couldn't check the news on the Internet, so he could only curl up and continue watching the show.

One program follows another, and what is being performed on the stage at this time is a large-scale song and dance performance.

After that, there will be Happy Twist's skit performance, performed by some familiar faces of Hao Jian. This year, it is probably for the sake of stability, and no newcomers will be brought in.

Gu Cang looked at this very carefully.

Because although I have seen this sketch some time ago, because Hao Jian and the people in charge are still in the process of perfecting it, and during the last rehearsal yesterday, Gu Cang fell asleep without seeing it, so he didn’t know how to perform it. How to be specific.

But now it looks more perfect.

At the same time, various bullet screens and messages on the Internet have gradually changed with Gu Cang's safety. Although the topic rankings are still dominated by Gu Cang, it does not mean that no one discusses various programs.

Especially in the Spring Festival Gala, some regular guests also received a lot of attention.

For example, the skit performance of Happy Twist;

For example, Ouba's performance in the universe country;
For example, the performances of the four little female roles and the three little opera bones.

There are many loyal fans.

Fans think about their idols, and they will take the initiative to talk about their idols, and they are also very crisis-conscious... For example, this time they realized that the giant panda dominates the list. break through.

Sketches, cross talk, singing and dancing... One after another, the performances are finished, and the time is slowly approaching twelve o'clock.

Gu Cang couldn't hold on any longer, fell asleep in a daze, and was placed on the table by Qin Yiren. The whole bear was facing upwards, its arms were facing upwards, and its legs were facing downwards. It looked like a "square" from above. .

When it was about to arrive, a show ended.

Six hosts came to the stage.

They began to speak words to prepare for the arrival of the New Year. At the same time, the TV screen began to continuously switch various images, and the auditorium and the stage were constantly showing close-ups of the people in front of the round table area.

By the way, there is also Gu Cang here.

Fang Fang's sleepy giant panda Cang Cang's sleeping image suddenly appeared on the big screen.

Because it was almost twelve o'clock in the morning, Qin Yiren pushed Gu Cang, intending to wake him up, but Gu Cang, who never wanted to be woken up, shivered, and his whole bear body turned into a ball Turned around on the round table and fell to the ground with a snap.

at the same time.

"Let's welcome the new year together!"

When... the clock strikes midnight.

The picture freezes where Gu Cang fell to the ground, and after a while, he returns to the stage.

"The giant panda is worthy of being a national treasure, but it is so round, and I don't know how the meat grows."

"Although this year is the Year of the Monkey, why does it feel like the most famous animal is a giant panda?"

"Inexplicably thinking of Liu Er who is often beaten by Cang Cang."

"Hahaha, sure enough, monkeys can't steal the limelight in front of giant pandas!"

"This year's New Year was actually thrown out by a giant panda!"

"Rolling New Year!"

"It is strongly recommended to change the Year of the Monkey to the Year of the Panda!"

"Although this year's Spring Festival Gala has frequent accidents because of Cang Cang, I feel that it will be the most successful Spring Festival Gala in recent years..."

　If I ask for leave again, I feel that everyone will send me a kitchen knife... 38.6°, I don’t know what’s going on, it’s been three days, and the fever has not subsided, and I will take two more medicines. . .There will be Chapter 2 later

　　
　
(End of this chapter)