I am a national treasure, who am I afraid of?

Chapter 32 I'm Really Not Human

Chapter 32 I'm Really Not Human
The first thing Gu Cang opened was the "Panda Cang Prince" Weibo.

There are already three Weibo posts on Weibo, the first one is to say hello, and posted a cute picture; the second is a video, Gu Cang’s soft and cute video before; the third is a photo of Gu Cang sleeping, from the light, From the point of view, well, it should be secretly photographed while sleeping at night.

The number of followers on Weibo has already reached 1. Although it is late at night, the number of followers is still increasing every time it is refreshed—mostly night owls.

There are two to three hundred comments under each Weibo, most of which are congratulations, congratulations, watching Prince Cang, etc. Obviously, some of them were attracted by Dai Xiaoxiao, and some were attracted by the hot search list.Apart from these fans, there are only some sunspots who are trolling people.

"Dai Xiaose deserves to be Dai Xiaose. If you really don't do your job properly, it's fine if you don't update it. You also plan to let us support this poor panda. Hehe, it's a good idea!"

"This panda is not good, it's too fat."

"It's a little too clean. It seems that the zoo has exhausted all means to make money. It's obviously a show. How many times does this panda have to bathe every day?"

……

The ditch-toothed flying squirrel yelled from the side, tugging at Gu Cang's bear arm from time to time, spreading its flying membrane and trying to rush to the keyboard, but Gu Cang pulled it back again and again.

Gu Cang is not a good-tempered person... Panda, these black people are already annoying enough, there are still a lot of jittery mice who want to watch "Tom and Jerry", which is even more depressed, and finally understands Dai Xiaoxiao's mood during the day.

But this is Gu Cang's official panda blog, it's for gathering fans, it's not hers, so she got angry, but she didn't reply. Although she has a small account, she doesn't bother to do such dirty things.

Dai Xiaose held back, but Gu Cang lazily endured it, immediately applied for a QQ account, logged into Weibo through the QQ account, thought about the name, and directly typed it as "Panda***", looked around after finishing, tsk tsk , It complements the official blog, which is very good.

"Fat people have no human rights, right? This is all nonsense!"

"Don't open your eyes and talk nonsense. National treasures still need to show off? Sitting is a golden signboard."

"Are you the Fifty Cent Party? Tell me, whoever asked you to come here to mess with the gangsters, I'll give you a piece!"

"Prince Cang, can that be called fat? That's called cute, do you understand cute? Just look at that coat color, that figure, that look, that temperament, and abuse everything else, right? You're simply the rich and handsome panda!"

One after another, Gu Cang did not let go of any of those black fans. Although typing was slow, it was better because he had plenty of time. In short, it was just one word - 怪!Don't forget to boast about yourself when you're done.

There are not many people who still check Weibo late at night, but it is not impossible.

Soon, someone replied: "Hey, I met a floor scrubber in the middle of the night, this floor scrubbing level is not good."

"Your fifty-cent party is not much better!" Gu Cang replied after seeing it.

"Hehe, I'm better than you anyway, taller, richer and handsomer, just this trash bear, Wolong just drag one out and crush it!"

Gu Cang squinted his eyes, seeing this sentence, the bear claw drew a cold light in mid-air, frightened the flying squirrel with ditch teeth jumped off the table, looked at Gu Cang in fear, and slipped out of the window.

"You know wool, look at the comments next to it, which one doesn't say cute and cute?" He continued to reply.

"Wolong has more!"

"So what, is the rich and handsome panda world aimed at humans? No, it is aimed at pandas. Your judgment is nothing more than your personal taste."

"Hehe, don't humans raise animals for human taste?"

"The key point is are you human?" Gu Cang said a word.

"Fuck, you're not fucking human! Even this fat bear thinks he's handsome!"

"That's right, I'm not human, but Prince Cang is handsome."

"Yo, I admitted it, hehehe..." The other side seized the first half of the sentence and made a mockery of it.

Gu Cang didn't rush to reply this time, but looked at his hands, looked down at his chubby bear body, and continued typing: "I'm really not human."

There was also a moment of silence over there, and finally came a sentence: "Crazy!"

"real."

"roll!"

"Not bad, I guessed one word correctly, I really am, if you don't believe me, take a look..."

Gu Cang snorted, turned on the laptop camera, gestured with a pair of scissors with his head sideways, and was photographed with a click, and then posted the photo with a note:

"Look, I'm not human."

After posting, close Weibo, no matter how the person is, clear the browsing traces and subtract the video, and go back to the sofa to sleep.

He felt relaxed sleeping this time, but he never expected that once the picture was sent out, the onlookers would be blown out of the water one after another.

Shrimp situation?

Is it so scary to scold each other online in the middle of the night, but the other party turns out to be a panda?

And this kind of picture, those who are knowledgeable can verify that there is no PS, which means that this is a real picture, what does the real picture mean, the opposite is really not a person!

What a panda spirit!
The person who scolded Gu Cang almost doubted himself after seeing this picture, and replied a few words later, but still no one replied, so he had to give up, but this night, he obviously went to sleep with fear.

This matter has attracted more and more attention, and finally it was reposted by a certain big V, and it immediately became popular, directly rushed to the hot search list, and gained a lot of fans, but this time most of the fans were rushing. After the "Panda Internet" incident, in addition to paying attention to "Panda Cang Prince", he also paid attention to the account "Panda ***".

Overnight, the fans of the two numbers were almost evenly matched.

These are not within the scope of Gu Cang's consideration. This night, he managed to sleep well. He woke up early the next day and watched Dai Xiaoxiao get up and wash up and go out to prepare breakfast for the panda. Run to the field.

April is warmer, but the mornings are still a little cool, and the grass is full of dew.

Gu Cang was disgusted for a while, and after walking a few steps, he climbed onto the chair and lay down, watching Erha running around in the yard, as he got along with him, he felt more and more that Erha was possessed by a husky, full of energy, and Stupid and cowardly, and barking once or twice from time to time.

Maybe I was spoiled by this guy.

Lulu didn't run around blindly, seeing Gu Cang climbed up on the chair and took up the place, she wasn't angry, she came over bumpy, hugged the chair legs and curled up, her round body rubbed against the chair from time to time, acting like a spoiled child.

Zhou Song and Dai Xiaoxiao will be back soon.

The former held two pots of milk, called Erha and Lulu, and led the two pandas aside to drink milk; the latter directly handed a bottle of pure milk to Gu Cang, while using weird He couldn't stop looking at Gu Cang.

The pure milk has already been opened, and a straw is still inserted.Gu Cang took a sip of milk, then raised his head to look at Dai Xiaoxiao.

This look...is a bit weird...

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(End of this chapter)

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