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Chapter 44 It's Great to Be a Lolicon
Chapter 44 It's Great to Be a Lolicon
As the saying goes, one thing is one thing, even if it is Shi Hongyao, facing the old lady, she can only bow her head and admit her mistake. Cang felt good for a while.
Shi Hong had no choice but to retreat, went into the study to discuss research with Zhou Song, and ignored Gu Cang.
At home, the nanny Huiling had already left. She didn't stay here overnight. She would leave after Shi Hong came back, so after Hong Yao and Zhou Song entered the study, only the old lady and Gu Cang were left in the living room.
"...Xiao Hua, you don't have to be afraid. You also know that Xiao Hong has always been like this. Ever since she raised you, that child has been jealous. Really, Xiao Hua is so obedient, and he keeps being jealous over and over again. He's so big, and he doesn't care about it. Shameless..." The old lady babbled, because of Gu Cang, she was in high spirits, and after criticizing Shi Hongyao for a while, she began to miss the past again.
It seems that the old people have this habit - Gu Cang curled up next to the old lady, stopped watching TV, and concentrated on listening to the old lady telling stories: the interesting things in the hard times, that is, when the old man, when his father was still there, The two have a scholarly family, a scientific researcher, a senior intellectual, and an educated youth who goes to the countryside, but there is no pain or sadness. For the old lady, that period of time can even be said to be the happiest day. Her husband and son are by her side, working every day , although hard and poor, but also happy.
"...When Xiaohong and I wanted to eat meat, Shen Fu would go hunting and wouldn't let me go. He only took Xiaohong with him. The father and son were not afraid of danger, so they went deep into the mountains and often caught pheasants and hares. Well, I can still hunt wild boars, but I remember one time, when the two of them came back from the mountains, they didn’t catch anything. When I asked them, Xiaohong excitedly told me that he had seen a panda. I was so surprised, pandas What is it, the father and son are so happy that they even forgot about hunting..."
Gu Cang was delighted to hear it from the sidelines. If he hadn't been afraid of scaring the old lady, he would have laughed outright... Emotional Xiaohong's father is called "Father", and he gave birth to a son who is a materialistic scientist.
Of course, Le Guile, Gu Cang can still figure out a lot of things from it, after all, the old lady's memory is not very good, it's vague, but met a panda while hunting?It seems that the educated youths went to the countryside in Sichuan Province. They hunted since they were young, and they had a lot of contact with animals in the mountains, which cultivated Xiaohong's interest in this area.
But the panda...Paralyzed Xiaohong doesn't care so much about herself because of that, does she?
Gu Cang thought for a while, but couldn't figure out why, but the old lady was a little sleepy as she talked, she stood up slowly, and led Gu Cang into the room, ready to sleep. The room was near the side of the big bed. A box, similar to an old dowry box, with a soft mattress on it, prepared by the old lady for him.
Gu Cang was also polite, climbed onto the box, curled up, and after listening to the old lady talk for a while, gradually fell into a dream.
This is the second night of sleeping here. Gu Cang can be regarded as eliminating the strangeness and sleeping comfortably. However, he still developed a bad habit after arguing with the ditch-toothed flying squirrels in the panda garden, and fell asleep at midnight. It will become shallow, and finally be awakened by the coughing of the old lady.
It was about one o'clock in the morning. The old lady hunched over and coughed in a low voice, looking very uncomfortable. After being woken up, Gu Cang hurriedly grunted and got up, climbed down from the box and ran to the side. Regardless, he directly picked up the water glass by the bedside with the bear's paw and handed it to the old lady's mouth.
This is the throat-moistening syrup that Shi Hong prepared for the old lady, and it is very effective in relieving cough.
"Xiaohua is more sensible than before." After drinking the sugar water, the old lady praised Gu Cang a few words, and then slowly fell asleep again.
On the contrary, after Gu Cang got off the bed, he didn't feel sleepy. He stretched out his bear's paw and slapped himself—what's wrong, you wake up at this time every day, do you really think that night owl is used to describe a night panda?
Pushing open the door, poking his head out, looking left and right, seeing that the lights in Shi Hongyao and Zhou Song's room had been turned off, Gu Cang heaved a sigh of relief, crawled out cautiously, groped into the dark to the place where he hid his cell phone during the day, and fiddled with it for a long time. Get out your phone and earphones, then sneak back into the old lady's room again.
Giant panda secretly playing with mobile phone in the middle of the night, it's really exciting!
Going to bed, turning on the mobile phone, plugging in the earphones by light, and then... Gu Cang was in trouble, he poked his ear with a bear paw, a little doubting whether he could use the earphones to listen to the sound like a human.
Turn on the music, just click on a song, Gu Cang stuffed the earphones into his ears—the whole thing.
"You are my little apple..." There was a voice, yes, Gu Cang heaved a sigh of relief, wrapped the earphone cable around his ear twice to prevent it from falling off, then turned off the music and clicked on Weibo.
After entering, there are still some private messages, but they have just been cleared, and now it is not as scary as when he came in during the day, Gu Cang looked around, saw that there was an update in "My Follow", he clicked in, and soon saw Dai Xiaose Posted a new Weibo, or a video Weibo.
Strange thing, Dai Xiaoxiao still has time to record and make videos?
Gu Cang was very puzzled. Looking at the title of this video, it was called "It's Great to Be a Lolicon", and the cover was a video of himself and Lulu hugging each other. He suddenly had a bad feeling.
Click in, and suddenly the voice sounds:
"Airport-like chest/waist is quite small like no other/black eyes/puckered mouth/you can't see it on adults/"—close-up, Lulu's chest, waist, watery eyes and The mouth that opened when coquettish.
"Cool with makeup/Put on high heels/You're so young but you look like a grown-up/I really want to be a woman who matches you/" - close-up, Lulu wearing small colored rubber shoes , looked at Gu Cang pitifully.
"But you keep telling me/'I like the ordinary you the most'/If you work harder for this/I'm going to question you/Slightly puff up your face/Make a grimace/You who have been watching me /It’s great to be a lolicon/”——Close-up, Gu Cang who was sleeping was woken up by Lulu, turned his head and looked disgusted, and then turned to Lulu being bullied by Liu Er, Gu Cang violently beat the monkey king picture of.
……
The milk-powder-scented voice paired with these vivid and vivid panda pictures directly hits people's hearts, and there is a P picture of Gu Cang in the lower right corner of the video screen, which is Gu Cang singing with a bamboo. At first glance, it looks like not bad.
However, Gu Cang, the protagonist, expressed fury. He opened his eyes wide, wishing he could slap Xiao Se's head with his paw: How can you be so innocent out of thin air!
Especially when I saw the comments below that were all applauded and liked the lolicon Panda Cang Cang.
Gu Cang wished he could fly to the Panda Garden right now.
Paralysis, I'm not a lolicon...
Ask for collection, ask for recommendation...
(End of this chapter)
As the saying goes, one thing is one thing, even if it is Shi Hongyao, facing the old lady, she can only bow her head and admit her mistake. Cang felt good for a while.
Shi Hong had no choice but to retreat, went into the study to discuss research with Zhou Song, and ignored Gu Cang.
At home, the nanny Huiling had already left. She didn't stay here overnight. She would leave after Shi Hong came back, so after Hong Yao and Zhou Song entered the study, only the old lady and Gu Cang were left in the living room.
"...Xiao Hua, you don't have to be afraid. You also know that Xiao Hong has always been like this. Ever since she raised you, that child has been jealous. Really, Xiao Hua is so obedient, and he keeps being jealous over and over again. He's so big, and he doesn't care about it. Shameless..." The old lady babbled, because of Gu Cang, she was in high spirits, and after criticizing Shi Hongyao for a while, she began to miss the past again.
It seems that the old people have this habit - Gu Cang curled up next to the old lady, stopped watching TV, and concentrated on listening to the old lady telling stories: the interesting things in the hard times, that is, when the old man, when his father was still there, The two have a scholarly family, a scientific researcher, a senior intellectual, and an educated youth who goes to the countryside, but there is no pain or sadness. For the old lady, that period of time can even be said to be the happiest day. Her husband and son are by her side, working every day , although hard and poor, but also happy.
"...When Xiaohong and I wanted to eat meat, Shen Fu would go hunting and wouldn't let me go. He only took Xiaohong with him. The father and son were not afraid of danger, so they went deep into the mountains and often caught pheasants and hares. Well, I can still hunt wild boars, but I remember one time, when the two of them came back from the mountains, they didn’t catch anything. When I asked them, Xiaohong excitedly told me that he had seen a panda. I was so surprised, pandas What is it, the father and son are so happy that they even forgot about hunting..."
Gu Cang was delighted to hear it from the sidelines. If he hadn't been afraid of scaring the old lady, he would have laughed outright... Emotional Xiaohong's father is called "Father", and he gave birth to a son who is a materialistic scientist.
Of course, Le Guile, Gu Cang can still figure out a lot of things from it, after all, the old lady's memory is not very good, it's vague, but met a panda while hunting?It seems that the educated youths went to the countryside in Sichuan Province. They hunted since they were young, and they had a lot of contact with animals in the mountains, which cultivated Xiaohong's interest in this area.
But the panda...Paralyzed Xiaohong doesn't care so much about herself because of that, does she?
Gu Cang thought for a while, but couldn't figure out why, but the old lady was a little sleepy as she talked, she stood up slowly, and led Gu Cang into the room, ready to sleep. The room was near the side of the big bed. A box, similar to an old dowry box, with a soft mattress on it, prepared by the old lady for him.
Gu Cang was also polite, climbed onto the box, curled up, and after listening to the old lady talk for a while, gradually fell into a dream.
This is the second night of sleeping here. Gu Cang can be regarded as eliminating the strangeness and sleeping comfortably. However, he still developed a bad habit after arguing with the ditch-toothed flying squirrels in the panda garden, and fell asleep at midnight. It will become shallow, and finally be awakened by the coughing of the old lady.
It was about one o'clock in the morning. The old lady hunched over and coughed in a low voice, looking very uncomfortable. After being woken up, Gu Cang hurriedly grunted and got up, climbed down from the box and ran to the side. Regardless, he directly picked up the water glass by the bedside with the bear's paw and handed it to the old lady's mouth.
This is the throat-moistening syrup that Shi Hong prepared for the old lady, and it is very effective in relieving cough.
"Xiaohua is more sensible than before." After drinking the sugar water, the old lady praised Gu Cang a few words, and then slowly fell asleep again.
On the contrary, after Gu Cang got off the bed, he didn't feel sleepy. He stretched out his bear's paw and slapped himself—what's wrong, you wake up at this time every day, do you really think that night owl is used to describe a night panda?
Pushing open the door, poking his head out, looking left and right, seeing that the lights in Shi Hongyao and Zhou Song's room had been turned off, Gu Cang heaved a sigh of relief, crawled out cautiously, groped into the dark to the place where he hid his cell phone during the day, and fiddled with it for a long time. Get out your phone and earphones, then sneak back into the old lady's room again.
Giant panda secretly playing with mobile phone in the middle of the night, it's really exciting!
Going to bed, turning on the mobile phone, plugging in the earphones by light, and then... Gu Cang was in trouble, he poked his ear with a bear paw, a little doubting whether he could use the earphones to listen to the sound like a human.
Turn on the music, just click on a song, Gu Cang stuffed the earphones into his ears—the whole thing.
"You are my little apple..." There was a voice, yes, Gu Cang heaved a sigh of relief, wrapped the earphone cable around his ear twice to prevent it from falling off, then turned off the music and clicked on Weibo.
After entering, there are still some private messages, but they have just been cleared, and now it is not as scary as when he came in during the day, Gu Cang looked around, saw that there was an update in "My Follow", he clicked in, and soon saw Dai Xiaose Posted a new Weibo, or a video Weibo.
Strange thing, Dai Xiaoxiao still has time to record and make videos?
Gu Cang was very puzzled. Looking at the title of this video, it was called "It's Great to Be a Lolicon", and the cover was a video of himself and Lulu hugging each other. He suddenly had a bad feeling.
Click in, and suddenly the voice sounds:
"Airport-like chest/waist is quite small like no other/black eyes/puckered mouth/you can't see it on adults/"—close-up, Lulu's chest, waist, watery eyes and The mouth that opened when coquettish.
"Cool with makeup/Put on high heels/You're so young but you look like a grown-up/I really want to be a woman who matches you/" - close-up, Lulu wearing small colored rubber shoes , looked at Gu Cang pitifully.
"But you keep telling me/'I like the ordinary you the most'/If you work harder for this/I'm going to question you/Slightly puff up your face/Make a grimace/You who have been watching me /It’s great to be a lolicon/”——Close-up, Gu Cang who was sleeping was woken up by Lulu, turned his head and looked disgusted, and then turned to Lulu being bullied by Liu Er, Gu Cang violently beat the monkey king picture of.
……
The milk-powder-scented voice paired with these vivid and vivid panda pictures directly hits people's hearts, and there is a P picture of Gu Cang in the lower right corner of the video screen, which is Gu Cang singing with a bamboo. At first glance, it looks like not bad.
However, Gu Cang, the protagonist, expressed fury. He opened his eyes wide, wishing he could slap Xiao Se's head with his paw: How can you be so innocent out of thin air!
Especially when I saw the comments below that were all applauded and liked the lolicon Panda Cang Cang.
Gu Cang wished he could fly to the Panda Garden right now.
Paralysis, I'm not a lolicon...
Ask for collection, ask for recommendation...
(End of this chapter)
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