I am a national treasure, who am I afraid of?
Chapter 6 Sister-in-law
Chapter 6 Sister-in-law
The venue is only [-] square meters, and there are various obstacles, so it is not too big.
Both pandas and macaques can run at full speed faster than humans, but they cannot avoid running in such a narrow place.
The monkey was fine, making funny faces while running, treating it as a game, completely unaware of what kind of existence he was facing.
Gu Cang didn't care about these things, he was really angry now, and he just wanted to give this dead monkey a good beating.
Paralyzed, dare to touch my sister, looking for a pump!
"Do you want to stop it, don't really have an accident!" The tourists suggested that although watching the excitement is not a big deal, many people still subconsciously don't want to get hurt by such a cute thing.
The breeder heard it too, but looking at each other, Sister Wei gave Dai Xiaoxiao and Zhou Song a wink.
The two walked over hurriedly and slowly, calling Gu Cang's name on their lips, hoping that Gu Cang would stop.
Hearing the breeder's voice, Gu Cang hesitated for a moment, his body paused, thinking whether to let it go.
When the six ears in front saw him stop, they also paused, yelled quite unhappily, and picked up a ball of mud and threw it on Gu Cang.
Grass!You are dead!
Gu Cang rushed over again!
The big scene of Gun Gun chasing the Monkey King was staged again.
The keeper of Monkey Mountain rubbed his forehead and sighed helplessly: "This dead monkey..."
This time Gu Cang stopped chasing randomly, and kept a distance from Liu Er. Anyway, this guy took a step by himself, carefully controlled the direction, and quickly forced Liu Er to the small tree near the center of the field.
It was a bare tree with only three branches besides the trunk.
After all, Liu Er was no match for Gu Cang's wisdom, and he didn't think too much about being forced here. He slid up the book and reached the top after a few steps. When he saw Gu Cang stop under the tree, he immediately let out a mocking laugh.
"Ah ha ha……"
It's also quite magical, and it annoys the bear to hear it.
"I can't catch it this time, look so angry."
"The sister-in-law madman can't be the monkey king anymore, but to be honest, this monkey king is really cheap. Could it be that all the macaques are cheap and whoever is the monkey king?"
"maybe……"
A person beside Han Ziyao asked: "Do you think Prince Cang can still catch this monkey? I'm so angry, I wish I could go over and beat this monkey myself."
"Probably, pandas can climb trees, but Prince Cang... I really don't know for sure." Han Ziyao can't make up her mind. Although she is a frequent visitor, the key point is that Gu Cang is too lazy. "Or "Ge Youtan on a wooden frame", I have never seen him climbing.
While talking in a low voice, suddenly a person shouted: "Climb up!"
the other side.
Gu Cang stared at the six ears on the top of the tree, and at the same time, his limbs and claws hooked on the trunk and began to climb up.
Compared with the normal rolling, the movement is very non-standard, but he doesn't care, he uses his claws to increase the friction, and climbs up at a steady speed. Jump.
But Liu Er can only be anxious.
There are no other places of support around this tree, and the height of the top prevents the monkey from jumping casually, which means that it only takes a little time, and it will definitely be caught by Gu Cang.
Liu Er reversed his position, hooked his feet on the tree trunk, moved his head down, and threatened Gu Cang with grinning teeth.
Gu Cang was unmoved, and even the corners of his mouth curled up in a sneer.
Hehehe... Dead monkey, you will feel better later.
The distance was shortened bit by bit, in fact, it only took three to four minutes.
Liu Er was frightened, his eyes began to move around, he should be thinking about how to escape, even his body began to move down slowly, and finally his eyes fell on Gu Cang with malicious intent.
Gu Cang's eyes froze, huh?Want to jump off me while I'm not looking?
Innocent!
The six-eared monkey king wanted to do it, and his body fell down with a whoosh, stepped on Gu Cang's head, borrowed his strength and fell to the ground, and glanced back, with a wicked smile on his face.
"Cangcang fell down!"
"No, it jumped off by itself...Hey, this monkey is finished!"
Could it be that Gu Cang was unprepared for the monkey's tricks?
At the moment when the monkey landed on the ground and turned back to laugh, Gu Cang's rounder body compared to the monkey suddenly left the tree trunk and landed towards the monkey.
Justice from heaven!
All of a sudden, the six ears were pressed under the body.
"Earth thud!" A group of people laughed.
Although Gu Cang is not yet an adult, he is just a milk bear, but for a macaque, he can be regarded as a tonweight player.
But after all, he was measured, he didn't press firmly, he just controlled Liu Er's limbs, so that Liu Er kept screaming piercingly, but he couldn't struggle to get out.
Dai Xiaoxiao and Zhou Song have come to a bear and a monkey.
"Cang Cang, don't move your mouth, monkey butt is not delicious!" Dai Xiaoxiao teased, but approached slowly, holding a piece of pineapple in his hand, intending to lure Gu Cang over.
But Gu Cang didn't even look at her.
Just staring at Liu Er viciously, the dead monkey probably knew that the two keepers were here to save it, so it changed direction and stretched out its hands towards Dai Xiaoxiao.
"Don't bite, macaques are omnivorous animals, usually their feces are smelly, and there are sex skins on their buttocks..." Zhou Song explained Dai Xiaoxiao's meaning, but his eyes hidden in his glasses were fixed on Gu Cang.
At any rate, it was a nurse, a nurse, and what they said made sense. This dead monkey was dirty, and Gu Cang didn't even think about it.
But the death penalty can be avoided, and the living crime cannot be escaped.
Gu Cang stepped back, and stepped on Liu Er's high tail, so that although Liu Er could move his hands and feet, he still couldn't escape, so he could only turn his head and yell at Gu Cang.
"What do you want to do?"
"Strange, this look is a bit familiar." A young girl among the tourists scratched her head, and suddenly realized after a while, "Isn't this what a cat looks like when it's teasing a mouse?"
"Fuck, it's true!"
"Is this a bear or a cat? Has it become a spirit?"
Liu Er didn't know why, so he still grinned, and the breeder was behind him anyway, obviously monkeying around.
It is not afraid, and Gu Cang is even less afraid.
Stretch out the bear's paw and slap it on the head.
Small sample, what are you arrogant about, a mere national second-level protected animal, dare to have a hard anus with our first-level protected animal and "national treasure", isn't it...
Liu Er received a slap, and was stunned for a while, but quickly realized that he turned around and was about to bite Gu Cang.
Gu Cang is not afraid either.
Seeing it coming, he slapped it again and knocked it to the ground.
Let you hit my sister, a bear's paw;
Let you provoke me, continue a bear paw;
……
The onlookers were stunned, Dai Xiaoxiao even shrugged at Lao Gao, and said with a smile: "Old Gao, Lao Gao, I thought you are such a powerful monkey king, you are a war scum for a long time, it is really a shame to the monkey clan."
"Still separate the two!" Lao Gao couldn't laugh or cry.
He is not a panda breeder, so he dare not approach Gu Cang casually.
In view of Ni Meng threatening me with a recommendation ticket, I decided to start two updates as much as possible from today.
Hmph... don't tell me about dignity, what is that, can it be eaten?
The signing is approved, I will send the contract, the second update will be later... Please recommend, please collect!
(End of this chapter)
The venue is only [-] square meters, and there are various obstacles, so it is not too big.
Both pandas and macaques can run at full speed faster than humans, but they cannot avoid running in such a narrow place.
The monkey was fine, making funny faces while running, treating it as a game, completely unaware of what kind of existence he was facing.
Gu Cang didn't care about these things, he was really angry now, and he just wanted to give this dead monkey a good beating.
Paralyzed, dare to touch my sister, looking for a pump!
"Do you want to stop it, don't really have an accident!" The tourists suggested that although watching the excitement is not a big deal, many people still subconsciously don't want to get hurt by such a cute thing.
The breeder heard it too, but looking at each other, Sister Wei gave Dai Xiaoxiao and Zhou Song a wink.
The two walked over hurriedly and slowly, calling Gu Cang's name on their lips, hoping that Gu Cang would stop.
Hearing the breeder's voice, Gu Cang hesitated for a moment, his body paused, thinking whether to let it go.
When the six ears in front saw him stop, they also paused, yelled quite unhappily, and picked up a ball of mud and threw it on Gu Cang.
Grass!You are dead!
Gu Cang rushed over again!
The big scene of Gun Gun chasing the Monkey King was staged again.
The keeper of Monkey Mountain rubbed his forehead and sighed helplessly: "This dead monkey..."
This time Gu Cang stopped chasing randomly, and kept a distance from Liu Er. Anyway, this guy took a step by himself, carefully controlled the direction, and quickly forced Liu Er to the small tree near the center of the field.
It was a bare tree with only three branches besides the trunk.
After all, Liu Er was no match for Gu Cang's wisdom, and he didn't think too much about being forced here. He slid up the book and reached the top after a few steps. When he saw Gu Cang stop under the tree, he immediately let out a mocking laugh.
"Ah ha ha……"
It's also quite magical, and it annoys the bear to hear it.
"I can't catch it this time, look so angry."
"The sister-in-law madman can't be the monkey king anymore, but to be honest, this monkey king is really cheap. Could it be that all the macaques are cheap and whoever is the monkey king?"
"maybe……"
A person beside Han Ziyao asked: "Do you think Prince Cang can still catch this monkey? I'm so angry, I wish I could go over and beat this monkey myself."
"Probably, pandas can climb trees, but Prince Cang... I really don't know for sure." Han Ziyao can't make up her mind. Although she is a frequent visitor, the key point is that Gu Cang is too lazy. "Or "Ge Youtan on a wooden frame", I have never seen him climbing.
While talking in a low voice, suddenly a person shouted: "Climb up!"
the other side.
Gu Cang stared at the six ears on the top of the tree, and at the same time, his limbs and claws hooked on the trunk and began to climb up.
Compared with the normal rolling, the movement is very non-standard, but he doesn't care, he uses his claws to increase the friction, and climbs up at a steady speed. Jump.
But Liu Er can only be anxious.
There are no other places of support around this tree, and the height of the top prevents the monkey from jumping casually, which means that it only takes a little time, and it will definitely be caught by Gu Cang.
Liu Er reversed his position, hooked his feet on the tree trunk, moved his head down, and threatened Gu Cang with grinning teeth.
Gu Cang was unmoved, and even the corners of his mouth curled up in a sneer.
Hehehe... Dead monkey, you will feel better later.
The distance was shortened bit by bit, in fact, it only took three to four minutes.
Liu Er was frightened, his eyes began to move around, he should be thinking about how to escape, even his body began to move down slowly, and finally his eyes fell on Gu Cang with malicious intent.
Gu Cang's eyes froze, huh?Want to jump off me while I'm not looking?
Innocent!
The six-eared monkey king wanted to do it, and his body fell down with a whoosh, stepped on Gu Cang's head, borrowed his strength and fell to the ground, and glanced back, with a wicked smile on his face.
"Cangcang fell down!"
"No, it jumped off by itself...Hey, this monkey is finished!"
Could it be that Gu Cang was unprepared for the monkey's tricks?
At the moment when the monkey landed on the ground and turned back to laugh, Gu Cang's rounder body compared to the monkey suddenly left the tree trunk and landed towards the monkey.
Justice from heaven!
All of a sudden, the six ears were pressed under the body.
"Earth thud!" A group of people laughed.
Although Gu Cang is not yet an adult, he is just a milk bear, but for a macaque, he can be regarded as a tonweight player.
But after all, he was measured, he didn't press firmly, he just controlled Liu Er's limbs, so that Liu Er kept screaming piercingly, but he couldn't struggle to get out.
Dai Xiaoxiao and Zhou Song have come to a bear and a monkey.
"Cang Cang, don't move your mouth, monkey butt is not delicious!" Dai Xiaoxiao teased, but approached slowly, holding a piece of pineapple in his hand, intending to lure Gu Cang over.
But Gu Cang didn't even look at her.
Just staring at Liu Er viciously, the dead monkey probably knew that the two keepers were here to save it, so it changed direction and stretched out its hands towards Dai Xiaoxiao.
"Don't bite, macaques are omnivorous animals, usually their feces are smelly, and there are sex skins on their buttocks..." Zhou Song explained Dai Xiaoxiao's meaning, but his eyes hidden in his glasses were fixed on Gu Cang.
At any rate, it was a nurse, a nurse, and what they said made sense. This dead monkey was dirty, and Gu Cang didn't even think about it.
But the death penalty can be avoided, and the living crime cannot be escaped.
Gu Cang stepped back, and stepped on Liu Er's high tail, so that although Liu Er could move his hands and feet, he still couldn't escape, so he could only turn his head and yell at Gu Cang.
"What do you want to do?"
"Strange, this look is a bit familiar." A young girl among the tourists scratched her head, and suddenly realized after a while, "Isn't this what a cat looks like when it's teasing a mouse?"
"Fuck, it's true!"
"Is this a bear or a cat? Has it become a spirit?"
Liu Er didn't know why, so he still grinned, and the breeder was behind him anyway, obviously monkeying around.
It is not afraid, and Gu Cang is even less afraid.
Stretch out the bear's paw and slap it on the head.
Small sample, what are you arrogant about, a mere national second-level protected animal, dare to have a hard anus with our first-level protected animal and "national treasure", isn't it...
Liu Er received a slap, and was stunned for a while, but quickly realized that he turned around and was about to bite Gu Cang.
Gu Cang is not afraid either.
Seeing it coming, he slapped it again and knocked it to the ground.
Let you hit my sister, a bear's paw;
Let you provoke me, continue a bear paw;
……
The onlookers were stunned, Dai Xiaoxiao even shrugged at Lao Gao, and said with a smile: "Old Gao, Lao Gao, I thought you are such a powerful monkey king, you are a war scum for a long time, it is really a shame to the monkey clan."
"Still separate the two!" Lao Gao couldn't laugh or cry.
He is not a panda breeder, so he dare not approach Gu Cang casually.
In view of Ni Meng threatening me with a recommendation ticket, I decided to start two updates as much as possible from today.
Hmph... don't tell me about dignity, what is that, can it be eaten?
The signing is approved, I will send the contract, the second update will be later... Please recommend, please collect!
(End of this chapter)
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