I am a national treasure, who am I afraid of?

Chapter 64 Mom sells batches, I don't want to lose face?
The Alpaca Pavilion is the destination of this trip.

Somewhere in the playground where alpacas are used for walking, Oreos with black and white patterns are silently chewing the senbei in their mouths without barking, just watching the little monkey beside him with open teeth and paws wanting Jumped over, but was caught by the breeder, pressed aside and wiped the saliva with a towel.

Behind the monkey, at the observation point inside the iron fence, a chubby black and white panda was sitting obediently on the ground, eating senbei silently. personal.

It was Gu Cang, Dai Xiaoxiao and the others.

The incident with the little girl just now was considered an emergency. It doesn't matter how they will deal with it. Guo Yujie has already gone to deal with it urgently.

Guo Yujie still has abilities, and it is basically predictable that this matter will definitely turn into a big event and a small matter, or even in the end, even if there are no bubbles on the Internet, even if there is, it will be made into positive news as much as possible .

Liao Lan is doing the final interview, she is very happy now, enough material has been filmed, and now it is just a casual chat, which is quite important, because she will definitely delete it when she writes the manuscript in the future.

At this time, it was Xiao Yang, the breeder of Oreo who was speaking. Although Xiao Yang was young, he had been taking care of Oreo for several years, and he was very clear about Oreo's habits. With so many shots, Xiao Yang's face was also reddish, and he glanced at Liu Er who was rubbing his head embarrassedly and said: "...the way alpacas express intimacy is to spit, but, it's just that Oreos are different from ordinary ones. Alpaca, this habit is more serious, it can even be said to be serious, the six ears are better, but every time I come here, I get spit out once or twice, I..."

"So Xiao Yang, you have been spat out many times?" Liao Lan smiled lightly.

"It can be said that these spots on my clothes are because Oreo vomited today, and I changed the clothes today." Although Xiao Yang also hopes that Oreo can be a guest, it is just that there is no way to fake the spitting Otherwise, if you really want to be selected, it will cause a lot of trouble.

He can only honestly tell the shortcomings of Oreo.

Not only him, but Lao Gao and Dai Xiaoxiao, in addition to listing the advantages of their own animals, also listed their own embarrassments and shortcomings in detail. The scene was simply horrible.

"...Liu Er is the Monkey King, but he's actually pretty good, but he's too eccentric, and he's notoriously bullying. I don't know how your program chose Liu Er. I guess it's because of frequent 'prison break'. However, I still don’t recommend Liu Er to be on the show, otherwise there might be a lot of troubles, and…” Lao Gao paused for a while, watching Liu Er being hugged by others, he hurriedly grabbed him, and said affectionately Patting the Monkey's head, he said to Liao Land, "And I think Liu Er is definitely not willing to go either."

"Why?" Liao Lan was a little surprised, "From just now, Liu Er also likes to play around, but it is still within the controllable range, and if he participates in the show, the breeder will also follow."

"Afraid of being green." Lao Gao said.

Gu Cang paused while eating, raised his head, stared at Lao Gao suspiciously, and shook his ears by the way.

Did I hear you right...

The reactions of Dai Xiaoxiao, Xiao Yang, Liao Lan and others quickly showed him that he heard correctly. After Lao Gao finished speaking, Dai Xiaoxiao was the first to laugh out loud, which soon infected the others, and the laughter became one.

But Liao Lan was still a little confused.

So Lao Gao explained: "Macaques are grouped as a unit, each monkey group has a monkey king, and all the adult female monkeys in the monkey group are its 'harem concubines', other male monkeys are not Those who have the right to mate, but once Liu Er goes to participate in the filming and is not in Monkey Mountain for a while, the monkey group will definitely automatically elect a new monkey king, and when the time comes..."

The silence speaks.

If the new monkey king is picked out, the result is self-evident, the harem of the six ears will definitely become the harem of the new monkey king - properly greened!

Gu Cang groaned twice, looking at Liu Er who was looking around blankly in Lao Gao's arms and didn't know what the people around him were laughing at, he suddenly burst into sympathy: Lao Gao didn't tell him that he wouldn't pay attention, only now did he realize that the macaque king is really the most pitiful profession in the world One, every monkey king is destined to be cuckolded, the difference is nothing more than a matter of time.

Even if Liu Er doesn't participate in the show.

When he gets old and weak, there will be new young and strong monkeys to challenge him, ban him, give him a cuckold, and fuck his wife. The most embarrassing thing is that the monkey who killed him is still alive. Possibly its son or grandson...

Really scary!It's crazy!
Thinking about it this way, sometimes it is a kind of happiness to be frigid and really meow...

Gu Cang looked at Liu Er sadly, with lowered eyebrows, took a senbei from Dai Xiaoxiao's hand, and threw it to Liu Er—poor brother, I deeply sympathize with your future.

The conversation over there was still going on, and new embarrassing things were constantly revealed during the period, which caused a burst of laughter.

While talking, the topic extended to Gu Cang, causing Gu Cang to frown and stare at Dai Xiaosai—very fierce!
But eggs are useless.

Dai Xiaose has been holding back for a long time, and when he saw the camera was on himself and Gu Cang, he immediately started talking: "... There are too many embarrassing things about our family Cang Cang, and I can't finish talking about it all night. Compared with the advantages, there are only a few advantages, and the racial nature is very cute, quite sensible, such as coaxing children with lollipops just now, but—”

When the topic changed, she winked at Gu Cang: "These still can't cover up the shortcomings of this guy, such as laziness, if no one pays attention to it, it will lie on a wooden shelf or a tree for a day without moving it; For example, gluttony, this guy doesn’t eat bamboo, doesn’t drink pots of milk, he eats whatever we eat, and often grabs food, every time the snacks I bought go into his stomach in a blink of an eye; and pornography , is simply a heresy of the Panda Clan, who often messes with his own sister, if it wasn't that it couldn't be used there, I'm afraid it would have been..."

Dai Xiaose talked a lot, making it difficult for others to get in the conversation.

Fortunately, Liao Lan understood very well, so he just listened with a smile on his face, and at the same time looked at Gu Cang with sympathy in his eyes, especially when he heard that Dai Xiaose continued to black Gu Cang, "hug my sister Lulu." When there are strange feelings", it is even more intense.

Gu Cang: "..." Damn it!
What to say, what to shoot?Mom sells batches, I don't want to lose face?

This is clearly blatant slander, framing, and framing!It was just to satisfy a certain old Si Ji's inner filth... The agitated Gu Cang finally couldn't stand it anymore, he threw away the senbei in his hand with a clatter, and rushed towards Dai Xiaose, jumping up fiercely on the way.

This bear doesn't get angry, do you really think this bear is a sick cat?

Under the sun, in the lens, in several lines of sight.

A black and white meat ball bounced up, its body seemed to be a little staggered, so that the jump was a little off, drew an arc in the air, and then fell heavily into Dai Xiaoxiao's arms.

Due to the lack of braking, the meat ball's mouth opened wide, and without any hesitation, it bit a slightly smaller meat ball...

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