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Chapter 78 Fat Tiger Paralyzed, Fat Tiger Paralyzed, Fat Tiger Paralyzed, Panda Paralyzed

The quickest way to make two unfamiliar animals get acquainted is that you smoke my feces and I smoke your feces, let us be contaminated with each other's smell, and we will be beautiful together from then on...

Bah, Gu Cang said that he really beeped this wicked director.

This process needs to be carried out with the help of the breeder. Others, whether it is the host Zhang Ming or the filmmakers, all scattered and left the home field to the animal guests and the breeder guests.

There is a certain distance between Fat Tiger and Gu Cang. This distance is a temporary safe range, so as not to cause Fat Tiger or Gu Cang to think that the other party is provoking him and launch an attack due to the conflict of smells.

"Cang Cang, don't move around, just smoke it..." Qin Yiren walked towards Gu Cang with the bag.

Perhaps seeing Gu Cang retreating in horror, fueling Qin Yiren's arrogance of revenge, this girl didn't show any disgust at such things as excrement, but excitedly took the bag, approached Gu Cang slowly, and finally Gu Cang forced himself under a tree: "Be good, be obedient, it's like taking a sauna, it's very comfortable..."

Gu Cang immediately turned around, stretched his limbs and began to climb up the tree. His small arms and short legs were flexible at this moment, and his fat body seemed to be rubbing against the tree trunk. Every time he rubbed, he could rise up once, and soon he was more than one meter above the ground. .

Damn chicken, still steaming in the sauna... If you want to steam it, you steam it.

Crawling and looking back, he found that Qin Yiren didn't mean to get himself down, instead he searched around for a while, found some dead wood, built three simple tripods, and then picked up a piece of dry wood. Feces go on top.

Raising his head, a smile appeared on his indifferent face, he took the lighter to light a fire, and shook it at Gu Cang: "Hold on to the tree trunk, don't fall off."

Saying that, set the three pieces of feces on fire.

In an instant, Gu Cang burst into tears—dried feces are easy to produce smoke, of course, the most important thing is that the smoke rose up and smoked his eyes, and at the same time, there was a strange smell tickling his nose, and he inhaled abruptly. Take a sip, it’s like a happy life, happy like a fairy...

the other side.

Without Lao Qian's pulling, Fat Tiger had already collapsed on the ground.

Unlike the suffering Gu Cang, the Fat Tiger over there seemed to be extremely obedient, anyway, no matter what Lao Qian did, he would ignore him.

Lao Qian didn't even need to make a support, but after considering the wind direction, he cleared an open space upwind of Fat Tiger, piled up excrement, lit it, and after a while, green smoke began to smoke towards Fat Tiger.

Fat Tiger stretched short and thick limbs, lying on his side, his round belly was like an orange ball, he squinted his eyes, just wrinkled his nose when he smelled the green smoke, his body trembled, looking He seemed to want to stand up, but he only struggled for a while, and felt that he couldn't get up, so he gave up and closed his eyes.

Let him smoke and let him smoke to see if I get dizzy; let him smell and let him smell, I just don't move...

It didn't take too long to catch each other's scent. Both Qin Yiren and Lao Qian had read the mission introduction and had their own judgments. After watching the two animals smoke for a while, they extinguished the fire very neatly.

Crash... bang!

Gu Cang slid down from the tree, his limbs felt stiff, and he lay on his back on the ground, looking hopeless.Until Qin Yiren came over and stretched out his hand towards him, as if he wanted to hug him, but as soon as he got closer, he seemed to smell the smell, and then cowardly withdrew his hand back...

Gu Cang: "..." Paralysis also stinks, you know!

Have you ever thought about how Ben Bear feels?Have you ever experienced despair?Do you know fear too?I'm so special that I won't take a bath anymore, I'll see you in bed tonight if I have the ability...

"Ahem, let's see what this is, Cang Cang, your favorite apple, I'll give it to you if you come here..." In front of the camera, Qin Yiren shook the apple he had prepared earlier, and it had already been cut in half , Apple fragrance wafts out.

Following the wind, it floated towards Gu Cang, and was blocked by the odor barrier.

Gu Cang was indifferent, turned his head, and continued to lie paralyzed. Although Qin Yiren was talking nice things, he didn't move anyway. After a few minutes of stalemate like this, when Qin Yiren felt a little helpless and wanted to give up, he finally raised his head. A bear paw.

Qin Yiren blinked.

The bear's paw bent and hooked towards her like a finger. Gu Cang moved his body and blinked at her.

The corners of Qin Yiren's eyes twitched, and a trace of despair flashed in her eyes, but as a guest breeder, she had to go on for the show, so she walked over holding her breath, stretched out her hand to Gu Cang, and grabbed the bear's paw dangling in the air. Live: "Wake up Cang Cang..."

With a little help, Gu Cang was dragged up by Qin Yiren. During the period, he seemed to be playing intimately, grabbed Qin Yiren's arm and rubbed against himself, and after confirming that a smell stuck to this guy's arm, Then he gave up, returned to his normal posture, and stared at Qin Yiren with interest.

"Come this way." Qin Yiren smiled wryly at the camera, and then walked ahead to lead the way.

This is the main purpose of the second mission, which is to let Gu Cang and Fat Tiger get acquainted. Guided by two breeders, the two animals get used to each other's existence and smell, and then they can get along with each other.

Of course, the program team has also considered the safety issue, and the relevant personnel are waiting not far away.

But neither Lao Qian nor Qin Yiren felt that there would be no accidents. In their eyes, Fat Hu and Gu Cang had very docile personalities. The former was because of laziness, and the latter, uh, was also because of laziness.

When Gu Cang slowly followed Qin Yiren and climbed towards Fat Tiger, Fat Tiger still didn't give Lao Qian any face, no matter how Lao Qian pulled him, he refused to get up - he was lured by Lao Qian just now with food, Now that I am full and full, I will naturally ignore it.

The two breeders handed over and discussed the countermeasures.

Fat Tiger didn't move, they could only focus on Gu Cang, the two of them turned to Gu Cang together, and waved at Gu Cang with an apple in their hands: "Come here, Cang Cang, I have delicious food here."

Gu Cang expressed contempt for these two people who used the hands that had just touched the feces to eat apples for themselves.

However, he was also very interested in the fat tiger, and ignored the apples in the hands of the two of them, and slowly approached him, taking a look at the fat tiger by the way.

The whole orange ball is really worthy of the name!

When Gu Cang slowly approached, Fat Tiger suddenly opened his eyes because of the smell wafting over, and his sharp eyes fell on Gu Cang, making his heart go cold for a moment.

Fat Tiger was still paralyzed like a tiger, staring at Gu Cang, sniffing lightly with his nose, as if smelling his own feces, he relaxed, his eyes softened, but he was still suspicious.

Seeing this, Gu Cang breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time felt a sense of excitement, he still approached slowly, getting closer and closer to the fat tiger, three steps, two steps, one step... walked around the fat tiger twice.

Fat Tiger's eyes also circled around Gu Cang twice.

In the end, maybe both parties felt that the other party was not hostile, so Fat Tiger continued to sleep with his eyes closed, while Gu Cang turned his head and stuck out his tongue at Lao Qian and Qin Yiren respectively, then crawled up to Fat Tiger's belly and stretched out his bear's paw Touched and pressed.

Soft, good, very comfortable.

He fell to the ground with a slap, resting on Fat Tiger's stomach, paralyzed like a panda, and slowly closed his eyes...

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