Hilarious pet wife: unscrupulous couples will turn the world upside down

Chapter 149 Go to Your Uncle’s Immortal Style (4)

When Ye Rui looked at it, her eyes suddenly lit up, not to mention, what a true cultivator handed over was really something like an account book, could it be that her master came prepared?

The Eighth Prince hurried over to reach out to pick it up, but his eyes glanced at the account book, but unfortunately the account book was always closed, and he could only see the yellowed oily paper, not even a little bit of ink.

The emperor also waited curiously, he stretched out his hand to take it, only glanced at it, and was immediately shocked there, the corners of his mouth twitched, unable to tell whether it was a smile or what.

The Eighth Prince curiously stretched out his head, but before he could see what was written on it, he heard the emperor's "poof", as if he couldn't hold back his laughter, he took a sip of strong tea, and sprayed it directly on the his face.

"Ah, Your Majesty!" The Eighth Prince looked at the Emperor in shock, but saw that the Emperor was also looking forward in shock, looking at the account book in his hand, his hands began to tremble.

"Is this what he gave you in the end?" The emperor couldn't help asking.

"That's right! It's guaranteed to be a fake one!" A true Taoist even dared to speak boldly to guarantee his ticket.

The emperor turned a few pages with his hands, looked at the curious little eyes of the Eighth Prince, was so embarrassed and couldn't help but glance at his hand, he sighed deeply, sneered, and read aloud.

"Green vegetables, 150. Cabbage, [-]. Garlic, [-]!" The emperor read out unhurriedly, and everyone couldn't help being stunned. What is this?menu?

The emperor turned another page and read: "Green vegetables, 350. Cabbage, [-]. Garlic, [-]."

Ye Rui understood now, this is really a menu!She couldn't help but look at her master, don't bring such a thing!How can it be possible to pass the test if you don't even use your brain to fool people?

But the true Taoist said to the emperor very seriously: "The last time Zhou Yong saw me was this menu."

"Really? Do I still have to reward him for his hard work, keeping accounts every week! How much food was eaten in this camp, and what kind of food was eaten!" The emperor said sarcastically.

Saying "snap", he threw the purchase account book on the table, "My country really lacks another talent!"

Ye Rui smiled awkwardly, she didn't dare to meet the terrifying gaze cast by the emperor, she was really hurt by her master now, why don't she make up an account book and hand it over!
The emperor looked at his serious look, and really felt that he shouldn't be let off so easily!This guy has too much guts!It is so arrogant to deceive the emperor.

The emperor's hands trembled again and again, but for some reason, he still chuckled lightly and said: "Okay, then I will definitely study it carefully, after all, I can also learn about the lives of the soldiers at the border."

He glanced at the dazzling numbers on the account again, and couldn't help saying: "Speaking of which, there is still food and drink!"

"No, Your Majesty, the border guards have long since had nothing to eat. Some unscrupulous guy hid these things. At least I didn't see any food during my time there. Everyone Eat tree bark and drink leaf porridge." The true cultivator immediately retorted.

The emperor smiled noncommittally, that's right, there are so many people at the border, and they ate so little in total, it really couldn't be separated, it's normal to eat vegetables at the top and drink leftover leaves at the bottom.

He decided not to continue discussing with real cultivators on this issue, it's useless to talk about it!

(End of this chapter)