Hilarious pet wife: unscrupulous couples will turn the world upside down
Chapter 280 Newlywed Competition
Chapter 280 Newlywed Competition (2)
Unexpectedly, Ye Rui squinted at Fu Rong who was leading the way again, "The taste is bad enough! Fu Rong, what is the name, it's too vulgar!"
When Furong heard it, she knelt down with a thud, and said in a stern voice: "Your Highness, calm down, this servant has offended your Empress!"
But having said that, she raised her head with an aggrieved face, and looked at her Eighth Prince with tears in her eyes, which meant how pitiful it was.
The Eighth Prince frowned, and said displeasedly: "It's so early in the morning, what's wrong with you? What's wrong with the name Furong? I named it!"
"Vulgar, unbearably vulgar!" He actually started talking for this girl. Could it be that they really have something to do?Ye Rui became even more angry, and said viciously.
Furong's tears couldn't hold back, and fell down like broken beads. Seeing her like this, the Eighth Prince couldn't help sighing, "Forget it, you go down first!"
Looking back, seeing that Ye Rui was sitting on a chair unceremoniously and eating tea, he frowned slightly, "I have to enter the palace today to thank you, I have everything ready, you should talk less when you enter the palace later!"
The Eighth Prince looked at the dim sum she stuffed into her mouth heartlessly, reached out and gently brushed the crumbs from her mouth, and softened his voice, and said, "What can you do if you are so greedy! Come in Gong, if you like anything, just tell me, I'll let the cook cook it for you when you come back, it's better not to touch things in the palace!"
Ye Rui looked at him ignorantly, what is this guy thinking about?Didn't you get angry at yourself?
In fact, after Furong left, she herself was a little embarrassed, and she didn't know what happened to her just now, but she was so angry that she wanted to bite someone.
**
The emperor sipped his tea and looked at the two people dressed in red and green in the hall with a smile. Not to mention, kneeling there was really a sight.
"Thank you Long En pig!" At this moment, Ye Rui actually gritted her teeth and said this sentence, and deliberately said the word 'lord' as 'pig'.
"It's good that you are satisfied, a golden and jade-married couple is born in nature! I just pushed it a little!" The emperor said in awe, "Stop kneeling, get up!"
In fact, there are not many who really dare to dance in front of the emperor, no matter how many tears Ye Rui has in her heart, she can only obediently sit by her side.
"How does it taste?" The emperor looked at the Eighth Prince with a wicked smile.
He was dumbfounded by asking directly, what does it taste like?He followed the emperor's gaze, what?tea?
The Eighth Prince picked up the teacup dully, tasted it silently for a while, and said in a deep voice: "This year's Mengding Yunwu tastes quite fragrant, but hasn't tribute tea always tasted like this?"
As soon as the emperor heard it, he spit out a sip of tea, and with a bewildered expression on his face, he couldn't breathe and said, "I'm not talking about this tea!"
Not tea?The Eighth Prince was even more ignorant, he frowned and looked at the emperor, but he kept blinking at him and smiling at Ye Rui.
"Take a bite of the chili!" The emperor hinted cryptically.
The Eighth Prince's face turned red, "Your Majesty, what are you talking about!"
"Haha, our eighth is actually shy, how was the wedding night? Are you tired?" The emperor continued to ask with a smile.
The Eighth Prince glanced at Ye Rui, who was also embarrassed, and saw her raising the teacup in a panic, pouring water wildly, pretending that she didn't hear.
"Your Majesty, it doesn't smell like that, we don't have that yet!" the Eighth Prince said winkingly.
"What? Why don't you have a bridal chamber? Don't tell me that you really like men?" The emperor was shocked, he thought his younger brother liked this girl?How can you leave a good meal without enjoying it?
"Your Majesty, what are you talking about?" The Eighth Prince couldn't sit still anymore, his face was full of excitement, and he kept peeking at Ye Rui.
The emperor deliberately pretended to be a big brother, and said righteously: "If you continue to guard yourself like a jade, isn't this ruining my reputation? You are already married, so you should look like you are married, and everyone will marry you Why don't you open the bag and try it!"
Ye Rui almost choked on a sip of water, but she was still holding her breath and coughing suppressedly.
The Eighth Prince cast a scruples glance at her, blushing and said: "My brother is not ready yet!"
"Not ready? You're not a child anymore, you just need to get your waist ready!" The emperor said directly with contempt.
Now it's all right, Ye Rui finally couldn't hold back any longer, and sprayed out a mouthful of tea, right on the face of the Eighth Prince who turned to look at her.
"Ah!" The Eighth Prince stood up abruptly, looked at the Emperor and Ye Rui in embarrassment, his expression was like eating a dead fly.
There's no way, who told us that Ye Rui is still a little girl, it's not normal for a little girl who doesn't know much about the world, to be unable to hold back when she hears such embarrassing words?
The Eighth Prince sighed helplessly, touched the water stains on his face carelessly with his hands, and couldn't help complaining: "Your Majesty, can we talk about something else? This topic is too strong!"
"Say something else? What are you talking about? You are newlyweds here to thank you. As your imperial brother, it is normal for you to care about your newlywed life?" The emperor pretended to be innocent and said.
The Eighth Prince was directly defeated, and said resentfully: "We are so forced together by you, and we are not ready yet. How can there be any further development, the emperor, don't worry about it!"
"It's not that you don't know each other, and even if you don't know, there are so many women in the harem that I don't know, don't you still want to follow whoever you want, women, you will know after you taste it! It's pretty good to help you have fun Yes!" The emperor said with a mysterious smile.
Now it's the Eighth Prince's turn to spray water, and that posture directly wants to spray the emperor's face!It's a pity to sit a little far away.
"What? You haven't subdued her yet?" The emperor's jumping head has already floated to the other side, "Show your masculinity, isn't it just choking on a little chili pepper! Maybe it tastes good enough!"
Well, Ye Rui understands, they are going to discuss how to eat her today!Might not be able to pick a time to discuss it when she's not around?Is this treating her like air?It's too fruity!
"Oh, Your Majesty, the Empress Dowager is still waiting for my younger brother to thank you!" The Eighth Prince jumped up, slapped his forehead, looking anxious.
As he spoke, he directly pulled up Ye Rui who was at the side, kowtowed to himself, and ran out as if fleeing.
Just like this, you can still hear the emperor's concerned voice from the hall, "You must show your manly courage and throw her down, throw her down!"
Ye Rui followed behind him, seeing his embarrassed look, couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"You still have the nerve to laugh, be careful that I'll really knock you down!" The Eighth Prince turned around and said deliberately to scare her.
For the first time, Ye Rui felt that this guy was quite cute, and would be at a loss because of other people's intentional teasing, and her face would turn red with embarrassment.
(End of this chapter)
Unexpectedly, Ye Rui squinted at Fu Rong who was leading the way again, "The taste is bad enough! Fu Rong, what is the name, it's too vulgar!"
When Furong heard it, she knelt down with a thud, and said in a stern voice: "Your Highness, calm down, this servant has offended your Empress!"
But having said that, she raised her head with an aggrieved face, and looked at her Eighth Prince with tears in her eyes, which meant how pitiful it was.
The Eighth Prince frowned, and said displeasedly: "It's so early in the morning, what's wrong with you? What's wrong with the name Furong? I named it!"
"Vulgar, unbearably vulgar!" He actually started talking for this girl. Could it be that they really have something to do?Ye Rui became even more angry, and said viciously.
Furong's tears couldn't hold back, and fell down like broken beads. Seeing her like this, the Eighth Prince couldn't help sighing, "Forget it, you go down first!"
Looking back, seeing that Ye Rui was sitting on a chair unceremoniously and eating tea, he frowned slightly, "I have to enter the palace today to thank you, I have everything ready, you should talk less when you enter the palace later!"
The Eighth Prince looked at the dim sum she stuffed into her mouth heartlessly, reached out and gently brushed the crumbs from her mouth, and softened his voice, and said, "What can you do if you are so greedy! Come in Gong, if you like anything, just tell me, I'll let the cook cook it for you when you come back, it's better not to touch things in the palace!"
Ye Rui looked at him ignorantly, what is this guy thinking about?Didn't you get angry at yourself?
In fact, after Furong left, she herself was a little embarrassed, and she didn't know what happened to her just now, but she was so angry that she wanted to bite someone.
**
The emperor sipped his tea and looked at the two people dressed in red and green in the hall with a smile. Not to mention, kneeling there was really a sight.
"Thank you Long En pig!" At this moment, Ye Rui actually gritted her teeth and said this sentence, and deliberately said the word 'lord' as 'pig'.
"It's good that you are satisfied, a golden and jade-married couple is born in nature! I just pushed it a little!" The emperor said in awe, "Stop kneeling, get up!"
In fact, there are not many who really dare to dance in front of the emperor, no matter how many tears Ye Rui has in her heart, she can only obediently sit by her side.
"How does it taste?" The emperor looked at the Eighth Prince with a wicked smile.
He was dumbfounded by asking directly, what does it taste like?He followed the emperor's gaze, what?tea?
The Eighth Prince picked up the teacup dully, tasted it silently for a while, and said in a deep voice: "This year's Mengding Yunwu tastes quite fragrant, but hasn't tribute tea always tasted like this?"
As soon as the emperor heard it, he spit out a sip of tea, and with a bewildered expression on his face, he couldn't breathe and said, "I'm not talking about this tea!"
Not tea?The Eighth Prince was even more ignorant, he frowned and looked at the emperor, but he kept blinking at him and smiling at Ye Rui.
"Take a bite of the chili!" The emperor hinted cryptically.
The Eighth Prince's face turned red, "Your Majesty, what are you talking about!"
"Haha, our eighth is actually shy, how was the wedding night? Are you tired?" The emperor continued to ask with a smile.
The Eighth Prince glanced at Ye Rui, who was also embarrassed, and saw her raising the teacup in a panic, pouring water wildly, pretending that she didn't hear.
"Your Majesty, it doesn't smell like that, we don't have that yet!" the Eighth Prince said winkingly.
"What? Why don't you have a bridal chamber? Don't tell me that you really like men?" The emperor was shocked, he thought his younger brother liked this girl?How can you leave a good meal without enjoying it?
"Your Majesty, what are you talking about?" The Eighth Prince couldn't sit still anymore, his face was full of excitement, and he kept peeking at Ye Rui.
The emperor deliberately pretended to be a big brother, and said righteously: "If you continue to guard yourself like a jade, isn't this ruining my reputation? You are already married, so you should look like you are married, and everyone will marry you Why don't you open the bag and try it!"
Ye Rui almost choked on a sip of water, but she was still holding her breath and coughing suppressedly.
The Eighth Prince cast a scruples glance at her, blushing and said: "My brother is not ready yet!"
"Not ready? You're not a child anymore, you just need to get your waist ready!" The emperor said directly with contempt.
Now it's all right, Ye Rui finally couldn't hold back any longer, and sprayed out a mouthful of tea, right on the face of the Eighth Prince who turned to look at her.
"Ah!" The Eighth Prince stood up abruptly, looked at the Emperor and Ye Rui in embarrassment, his expression was like eating a dead fly.
There's no way, who told us that Ye Rui is still a little girl, it's not normal for a little girl who doesn't know much about the world, to be unable to hold back when she hears such embarrassing words?
The Eighth Prince sighed helplessly, touched the water stains on his face carelessly with his hands, and couldn't help complaining: "Your Majesty, can we talk about something else? This topic is too strong!"
"Say something else? What are you talking about? You are newlyweds here to thank you. As your imperial brother, it is normal for you to care about your newlywed life?" The emperor pretended to be innocent and said.
The Eighth Prince was directly defeated, and said resentfully: "We are so forced together by you, and we are not ready yet. How can there be any further development, the emperor, don't worry about it!"
"It's not that you don't know each other, and even if you don't know, there are so many women in the harem that I don't know, don't you still want to follow whoever you want, women, you will know after you taste it! It's pretty good to help you have fun Yes!" The emperor said with a mysterious smile.
Now it's the Eighth Prince's turn to spray water, and that posture directly wants to spray the emperor's face!It's a pity to sit a little far away.
"What? You haven't subdued her yet?" The emperor's jumping head has already floated to the other side, "Show your masculinity, isn't it just choking on a little chili pepper! Maybe it tastes good enough!"
Well, Ye Rui understands, they are going to discuss how to eat her today!Might not be able to pick a time to discuss it when she's not around?Is this treating her like air?It's too fruity!
"Oh, Your Majesty, the Empress Dowager is still waiting for my younger brother to thank you!" The Eighth Prince jumped up, slapped his forehead, looking anxious.
As he spoke, he directly pulled up Ye Rui who was at the side, kowtowed to himself, and ran out as if fleeing.
Just like this, you can still hear the emperor's concerned voice from the hall, "You must show your manly courage and throw her down, throw her down!"
Ye Rui followed behind him, seeing his embarrassed look, couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"You still have the nerve to laugh, be careful that I'll really knock you down!" The Eighth Prince turned around and said deliberately to scare her.
For the first time, Ye Rui felt that this guy was quite cute, and would be at a loss because of other people's intentional teasing, and her face would turn red with embarrassment.
(End of this chapter)
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