Hilarious pet wife: unscrupulous couples will turn the world upside down

Chapter 372 Rotten Eggs Flying All over the Sky (1)

"What about Concubine De? Can she be released if she figured it out?" Ye Rui suddenly thought of a terrible possibility, right?Now she has offended Concubine De severely, she will swallow herself alive when she comes out!

But the Eighth Prince didn't answer her, but walked into the house calmly with the imperial decree.

Ye Rui saw his calm and painful look, and couldn't help but chase after him, "Did you think of it earlier? Why don't you let Wu Youyou clean up just now?"

The Eighth Prince took a look at her, knocked her head hard, and said seriously: "What? Your clever toes haven't figured it out yet? Or you can't think of an idea, just thinking about the problem The angle is wrong!"

When Ye Rui heard what he said, she couldn't help but look down at her toes, oh, now she's wearing a pair of beautiful embroidered shoes!She moved her feet slightly.

The Eighth Prince took a look, is this looking for an angle?He couldn't help but spit out a laugh: "Use your brain! It won't break!"

Damn, I'm complaining about him, but this guy actually has the nerve to laugh at himself!unacceptable!

Ye Rui was really angry, and spat bitterly: "I don't care about you anymore, just treat yourself as your little daughter-in-law!"

Submissive to the little daughter-in-law?Not to mention, this word really made the Eighth Prince laugh. Ever since he married her, why didn't he just accept it?Well, he is the little daughter-in-law!It seems to be upside down, but he smiled because of this word, because of this love.

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"How is it? Does the Eighth Prince have any complaints against me?"

Eunuch Wei listened to the emperor's question, but hurriedly replied respectfully: "The Eighth Prince sympathizes with the Emperor, but he doesn't have any complaints, but the Eighth Princess seems to be a little..."

"She's a child, ignore her!" The emperor just waved his hand like that, and once again fell into his own world of enlightenment, with his legs crossed, as if he had completely entered the stage of meditation.

Eunuch Wei waited for a while, but when he saw that the emperor was silent again, he stood beside him with bare hands.At this moment, Tao Zhongwen walked in.

He was holding something in his hand, and when he saw it from a distance, it turned out to be two golden and shiny pills. When Eunuch Wei saw it, his excited voice began to tremble, "National teacher, has this been practiced?"

"Fortunately, life is not disgraceful!" Tao Zhongwen said with a serious face.

"Your Majesty, the master of the country has perfected the elixir!" Eunuch Wei howled excitedly in a high-pitched voice, sounding like a little rooster howling after being trampled on its neck.

The emperor didn't even lift his eyelids, but sat there quietly. Eunuch Wei took a look, that's wrong!Isn't the emperor usually like this?He is the one who cares most about this elixir, why isn't he excited today?

When Tao Zhongwen saw this, his heart was shocked, and he just stood in front of him silently, and did not speak again.

I don't know how long it took before the emperor squinted his eyes and said faintly: "The national teacher's inner strength is profound!"

Hearing this, Tao Zhongwen's heart was even more silent, but he only said calmly: "It's not really deep, I just learned a few styles from my teacher, and I have accumulated some real knowledge as I practiced for a long time. gas!"

"Why has the national teacher never taught me how to draw amulets?" The emperor said quietly again.

Tao Zhongwen was already clenching his teeth tightly at this time, and he didn't know whether he was frightened or he was clenching on purpose, fearing that otherwise, his upper and lower teeth would tremble unconsciously.

"Pimpedao's specialty is not ghost-hunting charms, and the emperor is the real dragon emperor, with the blessing of the gods. How can those ghosts and monsters get close, and they don't need these little tricks!" Tao Zhongwen replied respectfully, every word was right They were all so serious, and he spoke very slowly, as if every word had been carefully considered.

"Small tricks, yes, those are just tricks!" The emperor seemed quite satisfied with his words, and then he raised his head.

The emperor seemed to have just seen the elixir he was holding in his hand, and then he showed an excited smile, and slowly stood up from the futon, "It's golden yellow, the national teacher has refined it into an elixir!"

"Fortunately, life is not disgraceful!" This was all Tao Zhongwen said now.

The emperor didn't take the elixir directly, but picked one out with his fingers. Eunuch Wei quickly handed over a small red box, and he knew that he was good at this kind of thing at a glance.

The emperor put the elixir into the box, and said solemnly: "Let's give this to Xiaoba today!"

Eunuch Wei couldn't help being taken aback when he heard this, because usually the elixir was given to Elder Yan Ge, but now the emperor gave it to the Eighth Prince.

In the eyes of modern people, this elixir may not be attractive at all, and they even think it is poison, but in today's holy place, this is the greatest gift!This elixir is connected with the emperor's heart!
When Eunuch Wei heard this, he quickly received the order and said, "Your servant will do it now!" He bowed and retreated.

But Tao Zhongwen still had to stand there, receiving the emperor's scrutiny.

"If Xiao Ba can live a long life in the future, he will have to thank you, the national teacher!" The emperor said such a sentence quietly.

This elixir is indeed a panacea for prolonging life, of course, it is just talking about it, and it is still bragging, but the emperor seems to have other meanings inside and outside the words.

Tao Zhongwen hurriedly lowered his head and said, "The poor dare not accept it. It is a great honor for the poor to be inspired by the gods to serve the emperor. The poor dare not say that the Eighth Prince has such a fate!"

The emperor smiled satisfied, and said: "If there is no help from the national teacher, maybe our eighth prince would have died long ago!"

"No, your majesty is wise enough to keep the Eighth Prince safe, and the poor man is only doing his best for the emperor!" Tao Zhongwen said seriously. After speaking, he raised his head and looked at the emperor without hesitation, letting him see Clear the loyalty in your own eyes.

Well, at least he tried his best to show his loyalty, but we don't know if our suspicious emperor will believe it.

"I am so relieved to have you working for me!" Finally, the emperor quietly uttered such a sentence, and it seemed that he believed it.

Only then did Tao Zhongwen heave a sigh of relief. Although his face was calm at this time, his back was already drenched in sweat. He stood silently beside the emperor, escorting him to meditate and enlighten him.

If you don't say that being with a king is like a tiger, you have to be beaten by him when you do things for him, so you can't show any complaints, and you even have to pretend to be confused.

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"It's so lively outside!"

Ye Rui watched Eunuch Wei walk in with a smile, and when she heard him making sarcastic remarks, she gave him an annoyed look.

Eunuch Wei ignored her white eyes, but warmly greeted the Eighth Prince and said: "Congratulations, congratulations to the prince, the blessing of the prince's sacred heart, the grace will not change!"

His inexplicable congratulations stunned the Eighth Prince. He just came to award the decree, why did he come to congratulate him again after a while?

"Yes, the grace will not diminish!" Ye Rui said bitterly: "When Eunuch Wei came in, he was not frightened by the enthusiasm outside! Ever since the imperial decree was issued, the front of our door has been so lively. Tonight Save money on food!"

"My concubine really likes to joke, you still have to buy food, you can't eat rotten eggs, and you can't eat them!" I really didn't expect that our Eunuch Wei is not a kind person, but who can stay with the emperor, who can be a kind person.

(End of this chapter)