Hilarious pet wife: unscrupulous couples will turn the world upside down

Chapter 377 How hard it is to make me happy (1)

The majestic hall was full of people kneeling, even our elderly Yan Ge knelt there tremblingly, and the atmosphere became very depressing for a while.

The emperor looked at them angrily, and shouted loudly like a bell: "Why can't I conscript myself? My ancestors have already made a will. The emperor guards the gate of the country, and the border is in danger. Are you going to let me watch? You are useless." , I asked you to send someone there, you are pushing and blocking, no one can do it! What? I can’t do it either? "

His angry saliva sprayed directly on the faces of the ministers in the front row, but none of them dared to raise their heads, and maintained their determination to do nothing.

"You can't do it, I'll come in person! I can't sit in the back and just sit in peace!" The emperor's anger became more and more intense, and he almost left.

The ministers were all nervous, they all looked at the old antiques in the front row, as if they were waiting for them to persuade the emperor.

This is the ass everyone is looking at in the front row!Our Mr. Xu Ge was also looking forward, looking at Mr. Yan Ge's old ass, but unfortunately, Mr. Yan Ge remained unmoved, pointed his ass at him, and just didn't look back!This is a refusal to communicate.

Finally, Elder Xu Ge couldn't hold his ground any longer, raised his head in fear, and said respectfully and cowardly: "Your Majesty, no!"

"Why? Let you go, you don't go, I want to go, and you stop me, why not?" The emperor barked baldly, stippling them viciously with his hands.

Elder Xu Ge secretly sighed, but continued with his spittle on his face: "The lessons learned from the past are vivid in my eyes, the emperor can't abandon thousands of people and put himself in danger!"

"Why did I abandon thousands of people? I went to save those people who are living in dire straits!" the emperor said excitedly.

Yan Ge looked at Xu Ge who was drowned by the saliva and could hardly crawl out, so he said quietly: "The former emperor's personal conquest, although Jiejie won a big victory, was also exhausted because of it, not only did he die early Heavens, there is not even a descendant left!"

Not to mention, Mr. Yan Ge just said such a simple sentence, and he said something that almost everyone knew, and he directly suppressed the emperor's clamoring arrogance, so that our emperor could only squint at him, but was speechless for a long time .

Why is this?Because there is so much gold in his words!Who doesn't know that the first emperor was good at martial arts, and he liked to go out to fight or something when he had nothing to do, but in fact, it wasn't because of his exhausted body from fighting, he was because of prostitution, okay!
But there is a very important fact, and it is also because of this fact that the emperor is speechless, because the previous emperor had no descendants, and the current emperor has no descendants!

Having no heir is a big deal for anyone, especially the current emperor, why can he be the emperor?That's because the first emperor had no children, so he asked him to pick up a leaky bag, just because he got it by picking up the leaky bag, but he didn't want his leaky bag to be picked up by others.

So he didn't speak. Who knows what accidents will happen in war?Originally, there was no child in the palace every day, and if he ran out, he would not cry if he really couldn't give birth?So he was really checkered.

Everyone saw that the emperor stopped talking, and they couldn't help but secretly admire Mr. Yan Ge in their hearts. He was able to speak to the point, and he poked the emperor's heart fiercely with a single sentence!

There was silence in the hall again, and the atmosphere became even more oppressive. No one dared to speak anymore, and everyone felt the change of the emperor with sweaty pores.

"Okay, I won't go! Then who do you want to go?" The emperor became extremely annoyed, pointing at the ministers in the arena, and said like a soldier picking a general: "Are you going? Or are you going?"

It's a pity that as long as they were named by him, they all lowered their heads together. The emperor looked at these useless cowards, and was even more angry. In the end, he simply pointed at Xu Ge and said: "Okay, neither!" Go! Then you go!"

Seeing that he had spotted him, Mr. Xu Ge quickly raised his head. Of course, he couldn't keep silent. After all, the emperor was still waiting. If he pretended to be scared, would the emperor still think highly of him?Can you still reuse yourself?
"I'm afraid, I want to serve the country, but I'm just a civil servant, but I don't have any accomplishments in marching and fighting. I'm afraid that if I go there, it will cause trouble for the frontline soldiers, delay the military opportunity, and disappoint the emperor's high expectations!" Xu Ge always said one word. After a pause, he said every word carefully.

That means, if the emperor doesn't let me go, then I will go too, even if you lose, don't blame me, who told me that I am not professional!
How could the emperor fail to understand the meaning behind what he said, he gritted his teeth and glared at him, but turned his attention to the elder Yan Ge who was at the front.

"That's fine, if he doesn't go, then Yan Aiqing, you go!"

When Mr. Yan Ge heard this, the emperor asked him to go by name. Could he not go?able!He doesn't want to go!
But he couldn't refuse directly, he just listened to his proud and dry voice: "I can serve the country, and I will die without regret! This old bone of my minister has lived long enough. If I can really die in the battlefield, I will be regarded as shrouded in horse leather." Die with glory!" He couldn't help coughing as he spoke, as if he had difficulty even speaking.

What he said, who let him die?It sounds like how determined and patriotic this is, but it’s not that I don’t agree with it!

"Okay, okay, stop coughing! Why are you dying? I told you to fight and win the battle, not to send you to your death!" The emperor said disgustedly.

But in fact, what Yan Ge said is true, he is so old, maybe he will die of exhaustion on the road before the border, what should he do?This is not causing trouble to the border, this is the rhythm of trouble wherever he goes!

Now the emperor is directly one of the first two big people, so there is no one who can be reused in such a big hall, what do you mean?

He looked from front to back, from left to right, from the old to the young, but as long as he caught his gaze, everyone lowered their heads in unison. The black head is on top, oh, there are a few white hairs wrapped around it!
"Is there no one in my great Liangjiangshan? Could it be that those little Mongols are so rampant? Are I going to watch them hit my door?" The emperor became more and more angry, but he had already Reluctantly sat back on the dragon chair, did he accept his fate?
"That's not true, there are many talented people in our great Liang!" Elder Xu Ge answered the conversation again at this time.

The emperor sneered, "Really? It seems that none of our Daliang talents are above this hall!"

This is a bit detrimental to say, just scolded everyone in the room!

But the people in the room didn't even talk back, if you like to scold and scold, we won't go anyway!
(End of this chapter)