Hilarious pet wife: unscrupulous couples will turn the world upside down
Chapter 46 Mess with Me?Fuck you!
Chapter 46 Mess with Me?Fuck you! (10)
With sweet potatoes in her arms, Ye Rui ran to the back of the bushes, grabbed a branch and dug a hole out, buried the sweet potatoes in the ground beautifully, picked up some branches and lit a fire on them.
She often did this when she was a child. There was a sweet potato field in her grandma’s house. Whenever the sweet potatoes were ripe, she would secretly bake them by herself. The baked sweet potatoes were delicious and sweet. She couldn’t help laughing when she thought about it. stand up.
After a while, the aroma of sweet potatoes wafted out, tempting her to move her index finger, her eyes narrowed into a slit, and she giggled cheerfully.
*
But at this time, in a place far away from the crowd, a carriage quietly stopped there at some point, and a pair of thieves' eyes were exposed through the gap in the curtain, looking around.
"My lord, come down! There's no one left!" A servant came up and whispered.
Only then did the Eighth Prince walk down from the curtain, but he was still tightly clutching a handkerchief, covering his face, as if he was cunning for fear that others would see him.
"Hey, I'm suffocating! Who is going to be tormented to death!" The Eighth Prince staggered as he walked, his eyes still wandering around, "Where's the latrine?" His voice was a little anxious, as if It's really hard to hold back.
"My lord, there's no such thing in this land, you'd better find a place to put the water!" The boy said coyly, with a hint of embarrassment in his eyes.
The Eighth Prince looked at him in shock, and said in an octave-high voice: "You let me here? I'm a prince. If someone sees me, how can I mess around!"
But the little servant said with a troubled face: "My lord, the team has just arrived here, and everything is still in chaos. Why don't you bear with it, and I'll let people step up to cover it, and you can deal with it when it's finished?"
"At that time, I'll be suffocated to death!" The Eighth Prince said angrily, his eyes widening.
But at this moment, evil spirits surged in his stomach, he yelled, and said in a voice like a fly: "Forget it, don't wait!" As he said that, he slipped into the bushes with his buttocks between his legs.
The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the waves hit the soil.The Eighth Prince felt relieved for a while, and his whole body regained his strength. He just stood up with his pants up, when he suddenly froze.
I saw something trembling in the grass in the distance, and the local trembling was definitely not the wind!He couldn't help being stunned, could there be someone there?He hesitated and walked over.
"Who? Who's there?" The Eighth Prince got closer and finally saw clearly. There was a person squatting on the ground with his back turned to him. He didn't know what he was doing, and he could only hear the sound of humming.
Ye Rui only heard someone shouting from behind, she turned her head suddenly, and saw a person standing behind her at some time, looking at her in shock, she smiled silly at that person, trying to show a friendly face smile.
"Ah, you're eating shit!" The Eighth Prince screamed, covered his mouth in shock, and shouted in disgust, only to see that the man was holding a lump of yellow and orange in his hand, which was so limp that he immediately Think of that disgusting stuff.
When Ye Rui heard this, she couldn't help being taken aback, stood up abruptly, thrust her waist angrily, and said, "You're the one who eats shit! Your whole family grew up eating shit!"
Ye Rui was really annoyed, she was enjoying the warm roasted sweet potatoes beautifully, this guy came out of nowhere, ruined her mood of enjoying the food, dared to say that she eats shit, she stared angrily that person.
But the man seemed to be even more shocked. His eyes were instantly opened as big as copper bells, and he looked at him with a surprised expression. He stretched out his hand covering his mouth unconsciously, and pointed at her nose tremblingly.
Ye Rui burst out laughing out loud, but now she was covering her mouth and couldn't help herself, she laughed and said: "Sausage mouth, so you are eating sausage!" Listening is laughing at him.
I saw that the mouth of the Eighth Prince was red and swollen, with a thick pout. At this time, he couldn't close it because of surprise, and made it into a round O shape. That image was exactly like Tony Leung in East Evil and West Poison. .
(End of this chapter)
With sweet potatoes in her arms, Ye Rui ran to the back of the bushes, grabbed a branch and dug a hole out, buried the sweet potatoes in the ground beautifully, picked up some branches and lit a fire on them.
She often did this when she was a child. There was a sweet potato field in her grandma’s house. Whenever the sweet potatoes were ripe, she would secretly bake them by herself. The baked sweet potatoes were delicious and sweet. She couldn’t help laughing when she thought about it. stand up.
After a while, the aroma of sweet potatoes wafted out, tempting her to move her index finger, her eyes narrowed into a slit, and she giggled cheerfully.
*
But at this time, in a place far away from the crowd, a carriage quietly stopped there at some point, and a pair of thieves' eyes were exposed through the gap in the curtain, looking around.
"My lord, come down! There's no one left!" A servant came up and whispered.
Only then did the Eighth Prince walk down from the curtain, but he was still tightly clutching a handkerchief, covering his face, as if he was cunning for fear that others would see him.
"Hey, I'm suffocating! Who is going to be tormented to death!" The Eighth Prince staggered as he walked, his eyes still wandering around, "Where's the latrine?" His voice was a little anxious, as if It's really hard to hold back.
"My lord, there's no such thing in this land, you'd better find a place to put the water!" The boy said coyly, with a hint of embarrassment in his eyes.
The Eighth Prince looked at him in shock, and said in an octave-high voice: "You let me here? I'm a prince. If someone sees me, how can I mess around!"
But the little servant said with a troubled face: "My lord, the team has just arrived here, and everything is still in chaos. Why don't you bear with it, and I'll let people step up to cover it, and you can deal with it when it's finished?"
"At that time, I'll be suffocated to death!" The Eighth Prince said angrily, his eyes widening.
But at this moment, evil spirits surged in his stomach, he yelled, and said in a voice like a fly: "Forget it, don't wait!" As he said that, he slipped into the bushes with his buttocks between his legs.
The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the waves hit the soil.The Eighth Prince felt relieved for a while, and his whole body regained his strength. He just stood up with his pants up, when he suddenly froze.
I saw something trembling in the grass in the distance, and the local trembling was definitely not the wind!He couldn't help being stunned, could there be someone there?He hesitated and walked over.
"Who? Who's there?" The Eighth Prince got closer and finally saw clearly. There was a person squatting on the ground with his back turned to him. He didn't know what he was doing, and he could only hear the sound of humming.
Ye Rui only heard someone shouting from behind, she turned her head suddenly, and saw a person standing behind her at some time, looking at her in shock, she smiled silly at that person, trying to show a friendly face smile.
"Ah, you're eating shit!" The Eighth Prince screamed, covered his mouth in shock, and shouted in disgust, only to see that the man was holding a lump of yellow and orange in his hand, which was so limp that he immediately Think of that disgusting stuff.
When Ye Rui heard this, she couldn't help being taken aback, stood up abruptly, thrust her waist angrily, and said, "You're the one who eats shit! Your whole family grew up eating shit!"
Ye Rui was really annoyed, she was enjoying the warm roasted sweet potatoes beautifully, this guy came out of nowhere, ruined her mood of enjoying the food, dared to say that she eats shit, she stared angrily that person.
But the man seemed to be even more shocked. His eyes were instantly opened as big as copper bells, and he looked at him with a surprised expression. He stretched out his hand covering his mouth unconsciously, and pointed at her nose tremblingly.
Ye Rui burst out laughing out loud, but now she was covering her mouth and couldn't help herself, she laughed and said: "Sausage mouth, so you are eating sausage!" Listening is laughing at him.
I saw that the mouth of the Eighth Prince was red and swollen, with a thick pout. At this time, he couldn't close it because of surprise, and made it into a round O shape. That image was exactly like Tony Leung in East Evil and West Poison. .
(End of this chapter)
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