Hilarious pet wife: unscrupulous couples will turn the world upside down
Chapter 7 I will not enter the palace
Chapter 7 I will not enter the palace (2)
The white-bearded old man immediately came over, pinched her cheek, and said, "What did you say? Have you ever heard that a son doesn't think his mother is ugly? How can a disciple think his master is ugly? You are not filial! You are so unfilial!"
Ye Rui was pinched by him, and she hurriedly shouted: "Yes, master is the most beautiful, the most beautiful!" Ye Rui gave in without taste!
"Master, since we are Taoists, can we also practice spells?"
The white-bearded old man was taken aback by her expectant expression, but still nodded hesitantly, and said: "Our Qingxu Temple has always focused on self-cultivation and immortality. I have heard of magic spells, but they are all high-quality skills. It must be practiced by people with profound Taoism."
"That's it? Master, have you ever heard of a spell that allows people to travel through time and space freely, from ancient to modern times?" Ye Rui immediately became excited when she heard this, and looked at him more expectantly. .
"Perhaps there is! Aren't the legendary immortals free to travel around?" the white-bearded old man hesitated.
Unexpectedly, Ye Rui became more excited, and said excitedly: "Master, will you know it? Or will anyone in our school know it? Will your master's master know it?"
Her question made the white-bearded old man froze. He stroked his beard in embarrassment and said, "I don't even know how to be a teacher. Immortal cultivation can't be accomplished in a short while, let alone spells."
"Really?" Ye Rui's originally high spirits immediately faltered, "How long will it take to practice!"
Seeing her like this, the old man with white beard couldn't help but smiled and said, "It depends on aptitude, why? Do you want to practice?"
When Ye Rui heard this, she became excited again, "Can I practice too? How long will it take, I will practice, I will practice!"
The white-bearded old man stroked his beard, deliberately stretched it for a while, and said, "With your aptitude, no matter how you say it, it will take 1000 years!"
"1000 years!" Ye Rui was really shocked, "With that time, I might as well live back!" She jumped up all of a sudden, and shouted out loudly.
Seeing her like this, the white-bearded old man just smiled and comforted her: "Actually, you are destined to be a fairy. As long as you follow your teacher and practice hard, you will become a fairy just around the corner."
"Tch, coaxing a three-year-old child!" Ye Rui snorted and said, to be honest, cultivating immortals?She didn't believe it!And you are not a god, you let me learn from you, if you want to learn, you have to find a god to learn!
Ye Rui patted the shoulder of the old man with white beard solemnly, and said: "Master, when you become a fairy someday, I will definitely learn from you!"
The old man with white beard was so embarrassed by what she said, he slapped her hand away in embarrassment, and said coldly, "Don't regret it!"
Suddenly, the white-bearded old man chuckled, "It will take you 1000 years to practice, but in fact, if you practice as a teacher, it won't take you a few years. After all, being a teacher is so talented!"
As he said that, the white-bearded old man stroked his beard and laughed, "As long as you are obedient, you can help you whatever you want as a teacher. Isn't it just traveling between ancient and modern times? It's a piece of cake!"
But Ye Rui watched his eyeballs roll around!There must be nothing good, why do you feel like you are going to be cheated?
"Master, you are fooling me!" Ye Rui decided to expose him directly.
The old man with the white beard was choked enough, and he almost choked himself to death with a mouthful of saliva, "Did you say that about your master? Why can't I do it? I think everyone called your master and me a fairy back then! Let me tell you , it’s because I don’t want to ascend, otherwise I would have been in the immortal class long ago!”
Ye Rui sneered, "Well, just blow it!"
"Why did you blow it up? If you don't believe me, give me a few years, and I'll practice for you!" The old man with a white beard shouted excitedly, stretching his arms and rolling up his sleeves, it seemed that he was about to start practicing.
Seeing his earnestness, Ye Rui even believed it, but when she looked at him hopefully, he changed the subject, "No, the time is not right now, I still have business to do."
"What business?" Ye Rui asked excitedly.
The white-bearded old man smiled wickedly and said, "The Yan family and his son haven't been eradicated yet, and hundreds of millions of people are still waiting for me to save them!"
Hearing that Ye Rui almost rushed to the ground and couldn't get up, well, so he was waiting for him here!
(End of this chapter)
The white-bearded old man immediately came over, pinched her cheek, and said, "What did you say? Have you ever heard that a son doesn't think his mother is ugly? How can a disciple think his master is ugly? You are not filial! You are so unfilial!"
Ye Rui was pinched by him, and she hurriedly shouted: "Yes, master is the most beautiful, the most beautiful!" Ye Rui gave in without taste!
"Master, since we are Taoists, can we also practice spells?"
The white-bearded old man was taken aback by her expectant expression, but still nodded hesitantly, and said: "Our Qingxu Temple has always focused on self-cultivation and immortality. I have heard of magic spells, but they are all high-quality skills. It must be practiced by people with profound Taoism."
"That's it? Master, have you ever heard of a spell that allows people to travel through time and space freely, from ancient to modern times?" Ye Rui immediately became excited when she heard this, and looked at him more expectantly. .
"Perhaps there is! Aren't the legendary immortals free to travel around?" the white-bearded old man hesitated.
Unexpectedly, Ye Rui became more excited, and said excitedly: "Master, will you know it? Or will anyone in our school know it? Will your master's master know it?"
Her question made the white-bearded old man froze. He stroked his beard in embarrassment and said, "I don't even know how to be a teacher. Immortal cultivation can't be accomplished in a short while, let alone spells."
"Really?" Ye Rui's originally high spirits immediately faltered, "How long will it take to practice!"
Seeing her like this, the old man with white beard couldn't help but smiled and said, "It depends on aptitude, why? Do you want to practice?"
When Ye Rui heard this, she became excited again, "Can I practice too? How long will it take, I will practice, I will practice!"
The white-bearded old man stroked his beard, deliberately stretched it for a while, and said, "With your aptitude, no matter how you say it, it will take 1000 years!"
"1000 years!" Ye Rui was really shocked, "With that time, I might as well live back!" She jumped up all of a sudden, and shouted out loudly.
Seeing her like this, the white-bearded old man just smiled and comforted her: "Actually, you are destined to be a fairy. As long as you follow your teacher and practice hard, you will become a fairy just around the corner."
"Tch, coaxing a three-year-old child!" Ye Rui snorted and said, to be honest, cultivating immortals?She didn't believe it!And you are not a god, you let me learn from you, if you want to learn, you have to find a god to learn!
Ye Rui patted the shoulder of the old man with white beard solemnly, and said: "Master, when you become a fairy someday, I will definitely learn from you!"
The old man with white beard was so embarrassed by what she said, he slapped her hand away in embarrassment, and said coldly, "Don't regret it!"
Suddenly, the white-bearded old man chuckled, "It will take you 1000 years to practice, but in fact, if you practice as a teacher, it won't take you a few years. After all, being a teacher is so talented!"
As he said that, the white-bearded old man stroked his beard and laughed, "As long as you are obedient, you can help you whatever you want as a teacher. Isn't it just traveling between ancient and modern times? It's a piece of cake!"
But Ye Rui watched his eyeballs roll around!There must be nothing good, why do you feel like you are going to be cheated?
"Master, you are fooling me!" Ye Rui decided to expose him directly.
The old man with the white beard was choked enough, and he almost choked himself to death with a mouthful of saliva, "Did you say that about your master? Why can't I do it? I think everyone called your master and me a fairy back then! Let me tell you , it’s because I don’t want to ascend, otherwise I would have been in the immortal class long ago!”
Ye Rui sneered, "Well, just blow it!"
"Why did you blow it up? If you don't believe me, give me a few years, and I'll practice for you!" The old man with a white beard shouted excitedly, stretching his arms and rolling up his sleeves, it seemed that he was about to start practicing.
Seeing his earnestness, Ye Rui even believed it, but when she looked at him hopefully, he changed the subject, "No, the time is not right now, I still have business to do."
"What business?" Ye Rui asked excitedly.
The white-bearded old man smiled wickedly and said, "The Yan family and his son haven't been eradicated yet, and hundreds of millions of people are still waiting for me to save them!"
Hearing that Ye Rui almost rushed to the ground and couldn't get up, well, so he was waiting for him here!
(End of this chapter)
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