Hey, let go of that bamboo horse!

Chapter 211 The Perfect Full Stop (1)

Li Mufeng "..."

Why do the stalks of the big red flower and the little cheongsam linger around me?

If Mama Li knew about the relationship between Li Mufeng and Dahonghua, she would definitely be more interested than Wen Yu.

Li Mufeng kept a straight face, while Wen Yu was still grinning.

Finally, in order to prevent his ears from being abused by his mother, Li Mufeng had no choice but to compromise, "What are you singing?"

"You can sing anything."

"I'll warn you first, don't laugh at me!" Li Mufeng warned.

"Don't worry, your level is about the same as mine. If I laugh at you, I'm laughing at me."

Such a vague answer made him scratch his head in a daze. He usually doesn't know how to sing just listening to songs. When he counted the songs he could sing, the first thing he thought of was the little song about his little cousin crying when he sang it. The rabbit is obedient.

"Little rabbit, be good, open your legs, lift your butt, uncle wants to come in. No break, no break, I won't break, you don't even wear a condom, uncle, you are so bad~"

Li Mufeng half hummed and half sang, and finally sang a sentence.

Wen Yu was stunned for a moment.

Li Mufeng couldn't understand Wen Yu's blankness very much, he tilted his head in a daze, blinked his eyes strangely, and asked, "Even if you don't laugh at me, what the hell is your unclear expression! "

Wen Yu's cheeks turned pink involuntarily, and he didn't know if it was illuminated by the light or suppressed.

After holding it in for a long time, Wen Yu's eyes widened, and he pointed a finger at his nose to criticize!

"Uncle wretched!"

Li Mufeng "???"

Li Mufeng frowned suspiciously, "Isn't that how it was sung?"

"Of course not!"

Li Mufeng rubbed his chin and thought for a while, "Be good, little rabbit, peel off the skin, put radishes and vegetables on it, is it really cute?"

"Not only obscene but also perverted!"

Li Mufeng was very aggrieved: "That's how it was sung, my mother taught me how to sing since I was a child."

Wen Yu could imagine that Mama Li was hugging Li Mufeng who was still in his infancy, humming nursery rhymes to him while smiling wretchedly!

"No wonder your little cousin is always crying!"

What kind of mother there is what kind of son!
Li Mufeng blinked his eyes in confusion, as if he knew that something was wrong with his singing, so he closed his mouth obediently.

Wen Yu's inner OS: What's wrong, it's quite wrong!
The two of them just walked home while fighting like this, occasionally stopping to buy some snacks at the snack bar next to them, and covered their mouths with sauce like a kitten, which was something they had never done before. laugh.

It was already nine o'clock when he got home, and Wen Yu lay on the bed to have a tryst with Zhou Gong without eating and drinking enough, and sat down at the desk directly to review his homework.

Handsome Dafengfeng: So hardworking?
Li Mufeng blasted her on QQ.

Even though the distance between the two is less than 100 meters, they still maintain such a twisted sense of mystery!

After waiting for a long time, Wen Yu ignored her.

Work so hard that you are overworked?
Li Mufeng was very worried.

Handsome Gale Feng: Hello?
silence.

Handsome Gale Feng:? ? ?
Why did he feel that this scene was so familiar?

This time, it didn't take long for Wen Yu to send him a message back.

Simple little fish: First, explain to me what happened to the poverty application fund for college students?

Li Mufeng almost choked on his chest with a sip of water, this person's reflex arc can circle the earth three times!

There is a little Qingmei who often does not play cards according to the routine, and Li Mufeng is very worried.

(End of this chapter)