Hey, let go of that bamboo horse!

Chapter 990 Marriage is not calm at all (4)

2. Party B is the biggest, and everything is big for Party B. Party B is in charge of big things, and Party A is in charge of small things. Party B has the final say whether it is big or small.Carry out the ideological rule of party B first, baby second, puppy third, and me fourth.

3. Always implement the guiding principle that Party B is always correct, and strive to be a good Party A in China

4. Party B has the right to impose a higher level of death penalty on Party A.

5. Be proud of loving Party B, be ashamed of betraying Party B, be proud of caring for Party B, be ashamed of ignoring Party B, be proud of cooking for Party B, be ashamed of letting Party B cook, be proud of loving Party B, and be angry with Party B Ashamed, proud to obey Party B, ashamed to disobey Party B.

6. Absolutely obey Party B's emotional dictatorship, reject love rivals, start from me, refuse ambiguity, start from Party A.

7. Seriously abide by the system of paying all wages and bonuses, and Party B shall keep the salary card.

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98. If Party B makes a mistake, please refer to Article 3.

99. If Party A fails to do any of the above, please refer to Article 4.

Sex life, start with me, Party A is a godfather o(￣▽￣)d
Although he often read contracts in the company, Li Mufeng was still a little dizzy after reading these big articles, especially when he saw the four words "death punishment".

Li Mufeng shook the folder in his hand, showing a natural expression, "I can do this without you telling me, this link is nonsense."

Jian Tong "..." Being so ruthlessly demolished by Li Mufeng, Jian Tong coughed, glared fiercely at the boss next to him, gritted his teeth, and said, "I just told you to go straight to the water gun fight after listening to Mu Jie, you have to Let this proposal be implemented."

Li Mufeng "..."

The boss said he was innocent.

"Ahem, Party A has no right to speak on this point, you can speak, and everything you say will be used as a marriage certificate," Jian Tong tried hard not to let his expression collapse, "Because Party A will sell the contract, bah , The Marriage Protection Law is firmly in mind to protect the marriage, sex and health, please memorize this protection law within the specified time, and submit it to the witnesses for inspection."

memorized?He hasn't memorized anything since he graduated, okay?
Seeing that Jian Tong had already taken out the stopwatch, the ticking sound made Li Mufeng, who was not so worried at first, seem to be in a hurry, so he quickly raised his hand and begged the witness, "Hey, hey, I said, it's so short. Is it impossible to memorize five pages within the time limit? I ask the best man to share the burden, how about we each memorize one page?"

"Don't think about it." Mu Jie patted Li Mufeng's back comfortingly from behind, and looked at him with a smile.

Then, under Li Mufeng's speechless expression, he led a few best men to walk behind Jian Tong and the others, and their expressions were very natural. Mu Jie, headed by him, laughed loudly, looking at Li Mufeng with a hint of cunning and danger .

Li Mufeng had a bad premonition.

Sure enough, Mu Jie opened his arms, with an intoxicated expression on his face, "Tonight, we are all family members!"

Li Mufeng "..."

Li Mufeng's face darkened, he pointed at the group of traitors opposite, and gritted his teeth: "Mu Jie has Bu Yaoyao, Xie Yi has the boss, Chu Xiaonian has Jian Tong... I said, Su Yang Su Mi, you two single dogs What are you doing among them!"

Su Yang smiled optimistically, put his arms around his younger brother's neck and joked, "You can also see us as a couple, it doesn't matter."

The answer to him was of course a merciless elbow from Su Mi.

If it weren't for the fact that blood is not suitable for marriage, Su Yang would probably die in an ugly way.

Chu Xiaonian, who had been silent all this time, looked at his watch, still maintaining a calm expression, "Three minutes have passed, and the time is the red envelope. The shorter the time, the sooner you can pick up the bride."

(End of this chapter)