The rebirth of King Zhou's insect rolls the world

Chapter 19 The Absurd Emperor's Absurd Things

Chapter 19 The Absurd Emperor's Absurd Things

Huang Feihu understood what he said, and he replied without hesitation: "Go to the martial arts field!"

Quietly, two flexible straps protruded from the back of the seat to bind Huang Feihu tightly.

Huang Feihu was startled, what is this?He struggled hard, but his arm was very strong and motionless.

"Please keep steady!" the warning sound reminded, Huang Feihu was stunned, and found that the belt seemed not dangerous, and it was quite comfortable to wear, so he stopped struggling and sat still.

The Beetle shook slightly, then flew up steadily, Huang Feihu looked down from the windshield in front, everyone in the hall was waving goodbye to him!

Although the officials had seen His Majesty flying over before, they were still very excited when they saw this scene again, and they all shouted loudly!

Huang Feihu also waved his hand to say goodbye to them. The Beetle circled in the air, accelerated sharply, and flew towards the Martial Arts Field.

The scorching sun caused the temperature inside the car to rise rapidly, and Huang Feihu felt a little hot!
"Turn on the air conditioner!" The voice seemed to know what he wanted, and said again immediately.

The cool wind gushed out from nowhere, circling Huang Feihu, wow!So cool!It's as comfortable as entering an ice cellar!
Huang Feihu was very excited, this car is so good, it is more comfortable than his colorful cow!Faster!Be steady!He pinches here, fiddles there, amazed.

"Your Majesty's travel is just to get a yellow umbrella. How can this car be more comfortable!" Huang Feihu muttered, and then slapped himself violently, and said reverently: "Your Majesty, forgive me, I can't speak, and I don't know how to speak." It's nonsense!"

Of course, all this cannot escape Di Xin's eyes. Every Zerg unit is Di Xin's eyes and ears. He secretly laughed in his heart, this Huang Feihu is really funny.

Huang Feihu flew away!Everyone turned their attention to Di Xin. Those who had donated money were full of expectations, but the resentment in the eyes of those who had not donated made Di Xin feel like a cold war!

He hastened to comfort him and said: "My lords, don't worry. After you leave the court, the donors will let you drive back. Those who don't donate will work harder in the future. There are many opportunities. It depends on whether you will grasp it!"

"Long live Your Majesty!"

"I'm determined to care about the common people in the world, and I will never disappoint His Majesty's trust!"

"If His Majesty doesn't believe it, you can issue a military order!"

There were all kinds of oaths and oaths in the court, and Di Xin shook his head and smiled without saying a word!
Di Xin pressed lightly with his hand in the air, cleared his throat, and said solemnly: "The crisis of the severe drought in the world has been lifted, but this news is the top secret. No one is allowed to reveal a word, otherwise there will be no mercy!"

All the ministers responded awe-inspiringly and said: "I will obey your Majesty's will!"

"One more thing, I have decided to select one hundred handsome men and beautiful women from all the prefectures and towns in the world. Regardless of rich or poor, high or low, as long as they have a dignified appearance, an elegant figure, a noble temperament, and are good at singing and dancing, anyone can be selected!"

Di Xin had been thinking about it for a long time. The reason for the drought in Dashang this time was not because he was too hardworking, annoyed the gods, and blocked their way!

So I have to be licentious to deceive others!

Before Di Xin finished speaking, Shang Rong came out of the class to play and said: "The old minister said to Your Majesty. Since ancient times, the sages have always regarded the world as the most important thing and did not indulge in female sex. At this time, the drought is not fixed. Your Majesty should transform the world with benevolence and virtue. Don't indulge in it." Lord Rabbit, greedy for women, this is the way to subjugate the country!"

"Your Majesty, I also think that the love between men and women is the right way. Your Majesty should give birth to many sons, and you must not do anything like Lord Rabbit!" Zhao Qi also came out of the class to play.

"You! When did I love Master Rabbit? It's unreasonable!" Di Xin pointed at the two veterans, dumbfounded.

"Your Majesty didn't want to pick handsome men!" Shang Rong said doubtfully with an innocent face.

"Yes, I want to choose handsome men, but I didn't say I want to play with them! Besides, none of you ministers here have ever drank flower wine, sipped singing prostitutes, or played with rabbit master?" Di Xin objected. , Inducing to ask.

"No, no, no!" All the ministers looked at me and I looked at you, shaking their heads desperately denying it, how can they admit it!What a shame!
"Look, it's so difficult for me to hear the truth. All the ministers are men. Come on, there's nothing to be ashamed of, just tell me!" Di Xin snickered.

But none of the ministers spoke!

"I can tell you, if you tell the truth, you will be rewarded with a Beetle!" Di Xin said seductively.

A few ministers smashed their mouths and wanted to admit it, but they swallowed the words again, always feeling that His Majesty smiled so obscenely!
There was a sudden silence above the main hall!

"Forget it, they are all scumbags who have the guts to admit it, gentlemen, don't interrupt, just listen to me!" Di Xin waved his hands helplessly and said, "I want to recruit [-] male and female actors each!"

"Actor?" No one knew why.

"Simply put, it's opera singers! I plan to screen in the prefectures and towns first, and then gather them in Chaoge. I will finally determine 100 people!"

In fact, this is the reality show of super girls and super boys that is often carried out in later generations. First, audition, and finally determine the first, second and third places, but Di Xin simplified it.

"Your Majesty, don't play with that actor! Singing and dancing all day long, and playing lewd music, is it the way of the Holy Lord!" Shang Rong played again.

"Of course you can't play with actors at will, it's wrong!" Di Xin replied affirmatively.

"Haha, but if two people are in love, it's not considered flirting! Occasionally playing, it's not just playing casually!" Di Xin secretly thought in his heart, he was quite proud of his tact.

"I plan to set up a performing arts company and build a theater, and let these handsome men and beautiful women come to perform. All the ministers can buy tickets to enter the venue. I'm afraid everyone here will rush to see it!"

"Your Majesty, we are going to build another large-scale construction project. This is a waste of money and money, and it is not beneficial to the country!" Bigan said.

"Okay, Shang Rong is done, and there is another Bigan, it's endless!" Di Xin felt helpless, waved his hand and said: "There is no need to discuss this matter again, and implement it as it is! Retire!"

"Your Majesty, you can't retreat! I still have something to say!" Abigan walked to the bottom of the steps and said loudly.

Di Xin turned his head and asked impatiently, "Do you have anything else to do?"

"I have something to do, I haven't seen my beetle yet!" Bigan cried.

"Pfft!" Di Xin laughed dumbly and said, "Ah, I really forgot!"

With a thought, five Beetle cars flew out from the Zhaixing Building and rushed to the main hall. This was prepared by Di Xin.

In the past month, the base has expanded greatly, not to mention opening five sub-bases, and producing a large number of units, of course, the main ones are the Beetle sedan and the crane transport plane.

The Beetle sedan has quietly stockpiled a lot in the Zhaixing Building, so drive here at this time, speed!

After bowing down, all the ministers rushed out, scrambling to be the first, for fear that their beetles would be snatched away!How did they know that this car belongs to whoever it says it is, and it is impossible to snatch it.

Di Xin couldn't be bothered to look at their people who had never seen the world, humming a song and walking back to the harem, his divine sense swept over the huge harem.

With the continuous expansion of the worm nest and the continuous increase of zerg units, Di Xin's spirit has been greatly strengthened, and now his spirit can reach a radius of one kilometer.

It is already equivalent to a cultivator in the golden core period.

Today Di Xin was going to meet Concubine Yang of Xinqing Palace, so he sent the driving officer to inform Empress Jiang, and he drove to Xinqing Palace.

(End of this chapter)

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